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ANTBond007
11-15-2000, 10:46 PM
*******SPOILER WARNING*******

I recently found a copy of the screenplay for Jason X, the tenth film in the popular Friday the 13th film series.

This review based on an early draft dated May 24, 1999. Jason X was written by Todd Farmer, and the film will be produced by Sean S. Cunningham and directed by Jim Isaac.

The screenplay opens on "Old Earth" in the year 2455. Earth is devoid of any true life. As part of their senior project, a group of high schoolers from "Earth II" come to Old Earth to collect samples. They are led by Professor Yllo, who really should've watched Aliens once or twice.

Two kids, Adrienne and Stoney, sneak away from the group and make out in an abandoned van. The van collapses, and the two are trapped under ground. A search by Yllo finds the two, but it also locates the "Crystal Lake Research Facility." Inside, they find a horde of dead bodies, and two forms frozen in ice. The female, Rizzo, is believed to be alive, while the project's droid, sexy-and-disfunctional Kay-Em 14, reports that the other form, Jason Voorhees, of course, is very much dead.

After a quick battle with mechanical spiders, the classroom leaves Old Earth and makes its way to the "Grendel," a research ship. The two figures are immediately thawed. Jason awakens to slaughter to kids immediately, while Rizzo awakens in shock.

It turns out that circa-2100, Jason had whiped out about a hundred military types. She got the masked madman to chase her down a long corridor, and to get himself trapped in a room full of ice. Rizzo starts a freezing process, but Jason captures her with one thrust of the machete.

As you can guess, Jason slaughters a bunch of people, and in a very Alien Resurrection like plot, the students must escape the Grendel.

The problem with the script is the fact that Todd Farmer is having too much fun. This screenplay is much more a comedy than a horror movie. This is fine-and-dandy for the first forty pages, but after long, such things as Kay-Em 14's antics get annoying.

Jason chases the schoolers, kills a lot, and then it's up to a showdown over "Earth II" that will decide the fate of the survivors. Oh yeah, did you know Earth II camp kids are just as annoying as Old Earth's ones? I see a Jason XI in the near future....

Anyway, the script is good, not great. Far better than Friday the 13th, Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan and Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, though not as good as Friday the 13th, Part 2 and Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

Overall Grade: B-

[This message has been edited by ANTBond007 (edited 11-15-2000).]

The Arrow
11-15-2000, 11:08 PM
Thanks for the review bub, guess what I'll be reading this weekend...

hesterthe13th
11-16-2000, 02:22 PM
i am SO desperate to read this!!!

please somebody hook a brother up!!!

i will make it very worth your while...

hesterthe13th@yahoo.com

The Arrow
11-17-2000, 04:02 PM
If anyone wants the script, e-mail my pointy butt and I'll hook u up.

Thank ANTBond007...he hooked up my arse...

[This message has been edited by The Arrow (edited 11-17-2000).]

hesterthe13th
11-19-2000, 06:12 PM
i just wanted to publicly thank both the arrow and antbond007.

you two made my weekend.

The Arrow
11-20-2000, 12:57 AM
No prob bud...JASON RULES!!!

ANTBond007
11-20-2000, 06:47 PM
Now, Arrow, let's not start this up again. We both know Michael Myers would make Jason Voorhees his bitch /ubb/smile.gif

The Arrow
11-20-2000, 11:56 PM
You mean that little crying biatch Michael Myers (Part 5)...Jason would make mince meat out of him and then give him a tissue /ubb/smile.gif

JASON RULES

ANTBond007
11-21-2000, 06:11 PM
Are we talking about the same Jason Voorhees? You're saying Jason "Help me, Mommy! Help me!" and "Stabbed by a magic dagger" Voorhees would defeat pure evil & smart Michael Myers? I think not. And if push comes to shove, Jason would just try to copy Michael's moves, just as he has done in every Friday the 13th sequel /ubb/smile.gif

The Arrow
11-22-2000, 01:59 AM
That New Line piece of crap: Jason Goes To Hell doesn't count as a real Jas flick (in my book).

As for Jason being a mommies boy, u read Jason X, remember what he does to mommy when he sees her in the lake??? JASON DONT GIVE A FUCK!

[This message has been edited by The Arrow (edited 11-22-2000).]

hesterthe13th
11-22-2000, 02:18 PM
i cant believe you two are having such an pointless argument.

EVERYBODY knows jason is the coolest

ANTBond007
11-22-2000, 05:54 PM
Michael Myers owns Jason Voorhees. As for Jason Goes to Hell not counting, well....that's not how it works. It's an official Friday the 13th film. And again, the "crying scene" in Halloween 5 is what makes Myers the better character; he's human.

Hester, as for Jason being cooler....Since Michael came first and without him there would be no Jason (yes, Arrow, as much as you hate the fact and you won't accept it, Friday the 13th's writer has said that the series is "inspired" by Halloween and was only there to cash-off the success. And from what you asked in the e-mail, Urban Legend IS a Scream rip-off). I mean, all of Jason's best moves are copies of Michael Myers. Even the "questioning head tilt" is a Myers rip-off (see Halloween II).

The Arrow
11-22-2000, 09:20 PM
For the sakes of argument, lets say that Jason was inspired by Michael.

That doesn't change the fact that the "copy" has surpassed the original.

Jason is way more interesting and I loved his evolution: Dumbass in a pillow case, loonie in a hockey mask and last but not least: unstoppable pissed off Zombie (soon he's gonna be half zombie, half cyborg in Jason X). Jason is way more aggressive than Michael and way more badass. The stories in Halloween are more interesting (so far) but Jason is just a kooler killer. Michael hasn't evolved in 7 films...JASON IS THE MAN...

unicorn207
12-08-2000, 12:31 AM
I hope we get to see one thing in JasonX, only one truly good character getting killed off. The red-head getting killed in the last one was a disgrace. They already killed off Erin Gray and that should have been the only good girl killed. Also that one cop who gets shaved counts as the only good guy that should be killed off. It doesn't bother me if the "bad" ones get killed off but the good ones (Duke, red-head, younger cop) should stay alive for the entire film. A large body count shouldn't include more than one good guy and girl dying in a suspenseful way. That's one big reason the Scream series has survived for two sequels.