What would be a cool title for Alien 5?

[Weapon X]

A friend of mine and I are working on our own script for Alien 5, and we're looking for some cool titles. Anybody got any suggestions?

These are some we're thinking of:

Alien: Retribution
Alien: Xenophobia (y'know, they're xenomorphs)

[fllatt]

Alien: Retribution
Alien: Earth War
Alien: Final War
Alien: This will lead to part 6
Alien: How old is Ripley now?
Alien: Our franchise needs a kickstart in the ass
Alien: Possibly another stupid plot
Alien: There will always be another
Alien: Let's forget about that creature in the last movie
Neila: The dyslexic version
Aliens part 2 with james cameron
Aliens in: Spaceballs 2
Alien: I'm gonna eat Call in the pootie, yeah, the pootie, yeah, the pootie. So I can stick my tail up your ass

[!MorganOnyx!]

ALIEN 5: ATTACK ON PLANET EARTH (50's VERSION)
ALIEN 5: BRING BACK HICKS COS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOSING INTEREST
ALIEN 5: THE PORN LOVING, FACE HUGGERS STRIKE BACK
ALIEN 5: IS WINONA REALLY A ROBOT?
ALIEN 5: IF RIPLEY DIES IN THIS ONE DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BRING HER BACK SO WE CAN MAKE MORE MONEY!

Or how about just ALIEN 5?

[Snert]

Aliens: (Not not Sigourney's saggers) 5

[Weapon X]

Hmmm...I was kind of hoping for some serious answers, but it looks like I'm in the wrong place.

Oh, by the way, my script has absolutely nothing to do with Ellen Ripley or any of the BS that happened in Resurrection.

[The Texas Chainsaw Master]

Alien: Casteration
Alien: The birth of Richard Simmons
Alien: uh....

[Hypnotic Eye]

Alien: War
Alien: The final frontier
Alien: The next chapter
Alien 5 (my personal fav.)

or anything else as long as it has alien in the title i guess...

[love broker]

Alien 5 - Hey We Did it for The Money

[loner]

Alien 5: I'm a wannabe screenwriter who can't think of anything original so I'm writing another chapter to a tired old series.

[kerryanne]

Hey loner...play nice. How about these:

Alien 5-Termination
Alien - The Hive
Alien 5- Queen
Damn this isn't easy to come up with something serious...maye I will have more later.

[loner]

Believe me, kerryanne, I would rather play nice but does anybody really want to see another Alien movie? The last two were so bad and that series couldn't possibly recover. No way. Why don't they write a script to Jaws 5 while they're at it.

[kerryanne]

I completely understand about the whole "Jaws" thing... those are bad..and just keep getting worse...but I actually like the all of the Alien movies. by the way..welcome to the board loner.

[loner]

Thank you for the welcome kerryanne. But would you really like to see another Alien movie? I LOVE the first two but HATED the third one. Number four was just OK. In the first two minutes of Alien 3 they kill off some of the characters of Aliens that you spent that whole movie caring about. I don't know, but I think that franchise is dead. If they ever do make Alien 5 maybe they can put a "disclaimer" before the movie starts saying they apologize for #3 and #4 and that the #5 will pick up where Aliens left off. That'll work for me. There's an idea for you Weapon X.

[Sean]

Alien 5:The One That Will Never Happen Because The Last Two Bombed