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greatwhiteguy
03-23-2002, 10:26 PM
damn, i saw the movie like mabey 2 months ago now at the REAL premiere in Toronto (the greatest city on earth.)
Mr. Kaufman was there and so were the tromettes and toxie and the whole gang. About 100 people showed up at the bloor cinema. it was amazing.


*****Review contains Spoilers. Tonnes!*******


ok so after an apology about the 2 crappy sequels we are introduced to the diaper mafia who take tromavilles school for the very special hostage. so wheres toxie?
in the body of a teenie weenie bikini newscaster. after she shows up, toxie transforms and his partner lardass beat the shit outta everyone.
we are also introduced to the longest 5 seconds in movie history (just go see it)
lardass eats the bomb after coating it with peanut butter and he explodes causing some kind of dimentional rift. toxie is switch with the noxious offender and chaos breaks loose.
so will toxie get home ok?
go see the movie!!!!!

This was one of the funniest, raunchious,(its troma dont expect any less)
and goriest movies ive ever seen

i loved every second of it

lloyd is a genious behind the camera and it shows in this movie. we even get some of that old school toxie flashback transformation. it rocks

unforunatly i cant judge the sound track.
i was laughing too damn hard to hear it.

remember this is not really a movie. This is a TROMA movie.

all tits, all gore, all fun!
and good god almighty, the reference to citizen kane is now in my top 10 favorite movie scenes of all time.
(.....nose blood....) after noxie hits his stash of coke.


to sum it up, one of the experiences at the movies ive ever had and i cant wait for the dvd!!!

9.5 out of 10

XCoRyX
03-24-2002, 07:57 PM
u had to make me even more jealous http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif