Rollerball (5/10)

[PorcheRacer]

OPENING-
I rented this movie becasue I wanted to see it. Not to see how bad it was or anything else. All the bad reviews I heard had no effect on me. I thought I would enjoy this movie....I was wrong. Let's start with the

PROS-
The action scenes
The chicks
The cars (Shelby Series 1 mmmmmm....)
L.L. Cool J

Now the

CONS-
The ultra-fast camera (I think the camera men had ADD or something.)
The stupid costumes
The bad acting
The plot holes
The game (the rules didn't make sense)

CLOSING-
You can tell I didn't like this movie very much altough it isn't nearly as bad as everyone says.

FINAL GRADE 5/10

[Requiem-for-a-Dream]

I thought it was great entertainment, it's shit but it's fun.

Pros
Lots of nudity (even some great shots of Mrs. Stamos)
Bloody battles
cheesy action

Cons
Everything else.

Matt

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I though Rollerball blew monkey's ass.I rented it the same reason Porche Racer rented it.At first i kinda liked it.The rollerball game was pretty kool,and the cars were ultra cool.But seriously,I'd rather eat horse shit then watch this 2 more times.

* 1/2(out of 5)

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[Moviefreek]

The Reviews for this film when released were god awful, so i skipped it in theatres, and well to sum it all up, I'm glad I did.

The acting was crap, I don't mind LL Cool J, but him along with everyone else was bad, or maybe is was the editing that made them seem that way.

The action would have been good if it wasn't so choppy, oh look some action, oh wait, here we are with some rock band, oh wait, back to the action again. Was that PINK that i just saw?

Like I said the editing was garbage. One frame we have a man lying on the ground next frame he is sitting up, it was as if we were seeing a dvd scratched to hell, but don't check becouse its just the way it is. What was with the night vision, this was complete garbage, did the expect to start a new trend in movie making? I hope not, but even if it wasn't in night vision it still would have sucked, so they might as well had some ?"fun"? with it.

While watching this I wish that I was in the rollerball game so i could show them a thing or two about making a movie. Thats why i Roll all over this with a 2/10.