junior schmoe to senior schmoe to joblo

[logy99]

One of my favorite times on this site is when I became a senior schmoe but there is nothing after that. why not? I think the more you post the higher a rating you should be able to earn. what are your thoughts? I also realize that people might post just to post. But it would be cool.

[Crynot]

I've always sort of thought the same thing - but then JoBlo asked me to be Moderator - so now I rule over you tiny senior schmoes /ubb/tongue.gif Just messing around.

Yeah, I think it would be kinda cool. It was a good feeling to become a senior schmoe.

Crynot

[OBzilla]

what would brock be?

i think the senior schmoe thing comes too soon, it should be around 100, and then become Mega Schmoe at 250, at 500 you should be a mini-blo, thats my thoughts anyway.

~OB~
Dead but living

[logy99]

OBzilla, heck yeah, I don't know what brock would be. Maybe a hall-of-famer schmoe. I also agree the senior schmoe comes to quickly. I like the mega-schmoe and the mini-blo. that would be cool.

[JoBlo]

The current version of the UBB (the bulletin board that we use) only allows for 2 levels of schmoes. You have:

Junior Schmoe
Senior Schmoe
Moderator
Administrator

We might be opening several new forums soon, so perhaps a moderatorship might be up for someone. Forums we're contemplating include more Horror Movie Forums, Movie Guessing Games, Video Capsules, Suggestions/Questions for the Staff, etc...

[OBzilla]

i would like to be a moderator, how often do i need to be online? im on every night almost. pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me.

ehem, sorry but i really want to be a moderator.

~OB~
revolutionary, icon, martyr

[Brock Landers]

I would probably be one of these, bras...

- "too much time on his hands schmoe"
- "carpal tunnel schmoe"
- "everybody hates me schmoe"
- "big loser schmoe"
- "unpopular schmoe"
- "posts are too long schmoe"
- "needs to get a life schmoe"

...you get the pic, I mean, what the f**k am I doing anyway?

[Raena]

Brock, don't be so hard on yourself, man. You're like better than the Internet Movie Database. You must have a photographic memory or something. I need to get one of those.

[Brock Landers]

Thanks for the thought Raena...but I am only the master of the obvious, I mean, if anybody needs utterly useless and infinitely worthless info, I'm your man... sometimes it just hits me like an aluminum bat to the cranium...you know what they say, life without strife is like...um...well...erm, let's just say I have a tendency towards being a moody, self-depracating and depressed sumbitch at times...suicide anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

[retardinAz]

Hey Brock, don't listen to them. You are unpopular, hated, you are a big loser, and you do need to get a life. On that note, if I ever go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I'll be sure to call you.

[RetardinAz: I think I'll use my lifeline, Regis.
Regis: You're going to use a lifelin, eh? Are you sure? You have one chance to take it back, are you sure you want to use it?
RetardinAz: Yes, Regis, I am sure I want to use it.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
RetardinAz: Just hook me up to my fu***** friend!
Regis: AT&T is now contacting Brock Landers from Who The Hell Cares, Anytown.
(Phone picks up)
Brock: Hello?
Regis: This is Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Brock. Your friend RetardinAz is stuck on a question and needs your help. In just a second I'm going to hand you over to him, OK.
Brock: Well, actually I was just in the middle of watching Boogie Nights and...
Regis: Ok.
Brock: What? Wha...
RetardinAz: Brock. The question is: What is the first letter of the alphabet? Is it: A) A, B) B, C) C, or D) Brock's gay?
Brock: Well, I don't think that it's B or C. And Brock's gay rings a bell but not as a letter. I'm going to go with A.
RetardinAz: How sure are you?
Brock: I'm about 75% sure.
RetardinAz: Ok, thanks.
Regis: Ok, thank you Brock. RetardinAz, Brock thinks it's A, what do you think?
RetardinAz: Well, I guess I'll go with A although Brock's gay sounded pretty good to me.
Regis: Your gonna go with Brock's gay?
RetardinAz: No, I said A.
Regis: Well, Brock's gay is.....correct!
RetardinAz: Really! I thought that sounded familiar!
Regis: Congratulations! You have just won $100! Now on to the $200 question!]


Just kidding, Brock.

[Brock Landers]

Not bad retard...although, I have heard of that show, I've never seen it...at least someone finds me amusing...not ha-ha amusing, but funny like a clown...you rat bastard...(smile)

[herculeez]

i do believe it is time for Mr.Blo to hand over his reign as site leader to me, i could be named Blo Jr.

[edonline]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Raena:
Brock, don't be so hard on yourself, man. You're like better than the Internet Movie Database. You must have a photographic memory or something. I need to get one of those.</font>

Did you say photographic memory or pornographic? From what I've read from Brock, it could one or the either. /ubb/wink.gif

[Brock Landers]

it's both and so much more edonline...pornographic, photographic, telegraphic, monographic, stereophonic, like a vlasic, gin & tonic, isoteric...alright I'm at a loss for more "ic's"...anyone? anyone?

[retardinAz]

I got the perfect one for you, Brock! How about: Narcissistic? Eh? Anyone? Anyone?

[Brock Landers]

...thanks for the thought retard, but how can I be narcissistic if I hate myself?

[retardinAz]

Oh, I'm sorry Brock. I was of firm belief that you were enfatuated with yourself. Maybe your going through one of those love/hate things. But you know what. I'm gonna make you feel good about yourself. Then I'm going to crush you! Like the Tool song "Sober": I will work to elevate you/Just enough to bring you down. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The world will be mine!!!!!

[playgames]

guess what. I am one step closer.