What's with the Junior or Senior Schmoe things uder the user name

[RUnaked]

What does all that mean like some have Junior Schmoe, Senior Schmoe, Moderator and stuff like that

[Coolkid]

Okay, obviously you're new to the board. A Junior Schmoe is somebody with under 30 posts. If you have over 30 posts you become a senior schmoe. Moderators are people who are in control of particular boards. They make sure nobody goes crazy and breaks the rules. Hope that helps!

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[Matias]

Yeah, this is just a suggestion. So if JoBlo reads this, think about it:

I've seen boards like this on many places (Not movie boards, I mean the type of board JoBlo uses; Ultimate Bulletin Board). I've also noticed something cool in some boards. And now I wonder, can you update the "schmoe-degree"? Like, right now there's only Junior and Senior Schmoe. There could be schmoes like... let's say, QUENTIN & Brock Landers could be a "Ultra-fanatic schmoe" /ubb/wink.gif Something like that... Just a suggestion, but it would be a nice thing that would lighten the board up a bit (I'm not saying that the board is slow right now or anthing, but it would be nice)

[Brock Landers]

Hey! When did they start giving out Senior Schmoe-dom just from 30 posts? Ya know? I mean, I had to sleep my way out of Junior Schmoe-dom, ya know, who's a guy gotta f**k around here anyway? Damn...I feel used, know wha' I mean? I mean, they told me I had to have "the ol' juices flowin' down there in the Mr. Torpedo area...in the fun zone", and I listened to 'em. Then they said "I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.", and then they told me that I was their "25-year-old piece of gold"...ya know? It's like they just wanted to see me, um, get some Saturday Night Beaver or something, ya know?

[edonline]

On the day that I went from Junior Schmoe to Senior Schmoe, I was so proud that I wept like a baby (and I'm man enough to admit it, dammit!).

[R. P. McMurphy]

I agree with Matias. I mean, we have some hardcore shmoes on this board. There should be more classes to go through. Plus, JoBlo, you could have fun with the classifications. Like, say, 30 to 50 posts could be known as a "Gary Busey Wannabe". And you could get higher and higher, ya know what I'm saying?

[JoBlo]

I'd LOVE to do that kind of stuff, in fact, I love doing that kind of crap myself, but unfortunately, the "basic" board setup only allows for 4 levels of Schmoe-dom...at this point.

It is possible to add such things by incorporating some cracked code into the board, but I'd prefer not to mess with shite like that. I've also received word that the latest version of the board should be coming out soon, and hopefully, a LOT OF NEW FEATURES will be included on it...I'm personally looking MORE forward to the WHO'S ONLINE NOW feature, which lets you know who is surfing the board at the same time as you, and in which forum they are...hehehe...

Thanks for the suggestion, Matias...it's definitely a good one!

[unicorn207]

I think that up to 100 posts should be a Freshman, 100-250 posts for a Sophmore, 251-400 for a Junior, and 400+ posts makes you a Senior.

[HomerSimpson]

How about:

0-30 posts: Mr. Blue
31-50 posts: Mr. Orange
51-100 posts: Mr. Brown
101-200 posts: Mr. Pink
201-500 posts: Mr. White
500+ posts: Mr. Blonde

That's in order of coolness in my opinion /ubb/smile.gif

[Matias]

Yeah Homer! Great idea! Only, I would put Mr. Pink to the 500+ posters... Pink rules!

[Lindsey]

lol. I agree with matias. Pink did rule! And of course Mr.Brown! [Pink and Brown were my 2 favorite!]