Stripes
12-05-2001, 03:17 PM
Is Bilbo and Frodo Baggins wild and crazy nympho hobbits?
The next movie is going to portray them as sex fiends .
Its to be called Lord of the Dings. Bilbo's name will
start with a D instead of a B, and Frodo will change his
name to Gigilo. Both of the last names are to be changed
from Baggins to Baggg'em!
They said they are going to make this movie a true
"FANTASY" Epic.
The toys are also going to break ground 1 month after the
movie takes place.
The dolls come with Pimp hats, Bellbottoms, and a pull
string, that when you pull it says " I am the Lord of
the Dings Beeeyotch, Get on your knees and bow to me or
get me some food woman. The second time you pull it, it
says " listen to me when I speak woman, I am thirsty
and I need a Beer and the remote! Third time you pull
the string it says " Alright , thats it, you have
till the count of three till I get up an Beeeeyotch slap
you!
Don't think I am a LOTR hater, I'm just having a little fun!
The next movie is going to portray them as sex fiends .
Its to be called Lord of the Dings. Bilbo's name will
start with a D instead of a B, and Frodo will change his
name to Gigilo. Both of the last names are to be changed
from Baggins to Baggg'em!
They said they are going to make this movie a true
"FANTASY" Epic.
The toys are also going to break ground 1 month after the
movie takes place.
The dolls come with Pimp hats, Bellbottoms, and a pull
string, that when you pull it says " I am the Lord of
the Dings Beeeyotch, Get on your knees and bow to me or
get me some food woman. The second time you pull it, it
says " listen to me when I speak woman, I am thirsty
and I need a Beer and the remote! Third time you pull
the string it says " Alright , thats it, you have
till the count of three till I get up an Beeeeyotch slap
you!
Don't think I am a LOTR hater, I'm just having a little fun!