Who am i?

[The Salsa Shark]

This is a new game where you have to guess the name of the character and/or the name of the actor/actress who played the character and the name of the movie based on the description given.


1. I was a higher up in a Nazi organization until I went to jail and some Aryans kicked the shit out of me and fucked me in the ass. Who am I?

2. I trashed my friend's brother's car, but don't worry, I can fix it; my dad is a television repairman, he has an awesome set of tools. Who am I?

3. I just get finished taking a dump and then I get blown away. I guess I wont be having anymore royale with cheese. Who am I?

4. Me and my tubby pal help save the world by defeating those Good Will Hunting guys. Snootch to the nootch. Who am I?

5. My old man gave me a carton of cigarettes for Christmas, but he also gave me a cigar burn on my arm for spilling paint in the garage. Who am I?

[TobyDammit]

1, Derek Vinyard, Edward Norton, American history X.

3, Vince Vega, John Travolta, Pulp Fiction.

4, Jay and Silent Bob, Dogma. Don't know the names of actors, sorry.

[Bart Simpson]

5. Judd Nelson-John Bender in the Breakfast Club

[falconfilms]

2. Jeff Spiccoli, Sean Penn, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[The Salsa Shark]

6. Iam the inventer of the opti-grab. My invention made me millions and then I lost it all. Who am I?

7. I don't believe in tipping. When I had a minimum wage paying job society didn't deem it tip worthy. Who am I?

[TobyDammit]

6, Steve Martin, the jerk, name of character?
7, Mr. Pink, Steve Buscemi, Resevoir Dogs

[falconfilms]

I believe Steve Martin's character in the Jerk was Navin R. Johnson.

[falconfilms]

8. It was supposed to be a quiet weekend getaway - back to nature with my best girl in a cabin in a dark stretch of the woods. Before I know it, she's trying to tear me apart and I'm forced to "lend a hand" in an epic battle with tons of slimy (and surprisingly fast moving) zombies.

9. After assisting a friend with some tricky neurosurgery, I drove through a solid mountain, and still had time to write a hit song for my band, the Hong Kong Cavaliers.

[Lindsey]

8.Evil Dead or Army of Darkness,one of the two /ubb/smile.gif

[The Salsa Shark]

Buckaroo Banzai - Peter Weller - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai

[DaN]

10. I'm a fired screenplay writer and I'm sick of life and will end it w/alcohol. Who am I?

11. I am one of the most famous people of my time because of my music. Salieri hated me (that's a dead givaway). Who am I?

12. I enjoy Beethoven's 9th, hanging with my droogs, and a little of the ol' ultraviolence. Who am I?

Those are easy.

[TobyDammit]

1, Nicolas Cage, "Leaving Las Vegas." I do
not know the character name.

2, Amadeus Wolfgang Mozart, "Amadeus", Tom
Hulce.

3, A clockwork Orange, Alex De Larce (SP?)
Malcom McDowell.

1, I am a disco loving hair dresser with a
rocky marriage.

2, I am a straight as an arrow cop with
political ambition (probably to easy)

3, I am a young (male) assistant district
attorney with who suffers from manic
depression, I love going to nightclubs
and engaging in clever conversation.
(this one might be a wee bit difficult)

[The Salsa Shark]

1. John Leguizamo - Summer of Sam


4. I took over my school and blew it up with the help of my favorite band. Who am I?

5. I'm just trying to pimp my bitches till some mohawk wearing fuck comes and ruins my day. Who am I?

[TobyDammit]

Salsa shark, very good. You got the second hardest one, what's his characters name?

[TobyDammit]

5, "Sport", Matthew, Harvey Keitel, Taxi
Driver.

[jay_n_amir]

4) Jay-Jason mewes-dogma
5)Jud nelson-???-Breakfast club

[falconfilms]

2) Ed Exley, Guy Pearce, LA Confidential????

[TobyDammit]

Number 2 is correct falconfilms. Please forgive the lateness of my reply.

[falconfilms]

Since no one has guessed Number 3 in a long time, I'm going to enter a few new ones...

A. I'm a big time movie star who's looking to do indie films (because I don't do that studio "Hostess Twinkie" bullsh*t). But I'm going to call in sick for my first day of shooting because I just shagged my leading lady, and the only reason I agreed to work with this hack director is that somebody told me he was tight with Quentin Tarantino. I'll probably go in tomorrow, the producer's kind of hot. Wonder if she likes jazz?

B. I was on my way to rock and roll for an East German international music festival but spent some time in prison after trying to save a pretty girl from a man with a gun. When my manager came to see me in prison, he told me he had tried everything, even spoken to the U.S. Consulate, but it was no use. He could not bring his wife to orgasm.

C. Me and my friends have to find hot dates for our big party tonight so U.N. Jefferson will be impressed, and we'll be accepted as the newest chapter of a national fraternity. I haven't had any luck yet (though I have been combing the high schools all day).

D. I was talking about a story! This guy in my class writes this story where "the guy in the hat kills the other guy in the hat" -- and that's the end of the story...I try to explain to him about hiding the motive, creating an alibi -- next thing I know, my ex-wife (that book-stealing bitch) is missing he's telling me I owe him a VERY big favor.

E. I've gone from being the goofy, lovable guy in the dog costume to the heartless head of the network. Oh yeah, and my last name could be defined as "something you nail people to".


[This message has been edited by falconfilms (edited 05-21-2001).]

[Kal]

D. This would be Billy crystal in Throw Momma From The Train

E. Why its Frank Cross of Scrooged fame

[HomerSimpson]

B.Nick Rivers, "Top Secret" (great flick /ubb/smile.gif )

C.Louis Skolnick in "Revenge of the Nerds" (great flick too /ubb/smile.gif )

[This message has been edited by HomerSimpson (edited 05-21-2001).]

[falconfilms]

B, D & E all correct...

C...very close Homer, but no cigar (right film, wrong character)

[loner]

C. Booger

[falconfilms]

Yep.

And a clue for A. The movie featured a dwarf in tails who was very annoyed at being included in a dream sequence (in the movie within the movie).

[QUENTIN]

A is Chad Palomino, played by James LeGros in Living in Oblivion.

[falconfilms]

YES!!! Chad Palomino it is!!!