SIMPSONS QUOTE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HomerSimpson]

Ok this didn't work out when I posted it at non-movie talk so let's see if it will catch on here...

The rules of the game are fairly simple: first, a person says a quote from the Simpsons, and then somebody has to guess who said it. If the person guesses right, he can post another quote and wait for someone to get it... if they do get it, that is. If nobody gets the answer within 24 hours, you can post the answer.

Here's an example:

"Don't you hate pants?"

The answer is, of cource, Homer J. Simpson. So now I get to post another quote. And so on.

I hope there's enough Simpsons fans on this board to keep this game going.

Ok here's the quote (it's an easy one):

"Bury me at Makeout Creek"

Who said it?

[DaN]

Milhouse said that

"My ------- is not a communist! he may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist. But he is NOT a porn star"

[HomerSimpson]

Abe "Grampa" Simpson

"Wait a minute. This sounds like rock and/or roll."

[DaN]

Reverend Lovejoy

"AH man! You ruined the atomosphere you daft pansy"

[HomerSimpson]

Groundskeeper Willie

"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything."

[ban all music]

Moe Sizlak. here's a really easy one:

"I'll handle this...the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes...wait a minute...Statue of Liberty...THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

[HomerSimpson]

Homer Jay Simpson

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."

[DaN]

Bart Simpson

"Your out there somewhere beer baron. And I'll find you..."

[Narst]

... no you won't!

Rex Banner

"That's why white guys are called Lenny and black guys are called Carl.(laughs)"

[love broker]

Homer

'Hey i kid because i love!'

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[HomerSimpson]

How 'bout you give us that answer, love broker?

[love broker]

krusty the clown

[HomerSimpson]

Ok, well I guess I should post another qoute...

"They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants."

[QUENTIN]

Moe Scyzlak, yes?

[HomerSimpson]

Yep!

[Flaparoo]

"Ehhh the movie, or the planet?"

[Narst]

Krusty The Clown

"Alternate ending to Star Wars!... Luke's father is Chewbacka!"

[hesterthe13th]

comic book shop guy.

"my kitty's breath smells like cat food"

[love broker]

Ralph Wiggum

'Sanctuary!'
'I wish I had never taught him that word.'

[QUENTIN]

I think Flaparoo's is actually Troy Mc Clure isn't it?

[Narst]

Geez, I am the biggest retard. Thanks for pointing that out Quentin. I was thinking of Troy McClure when I wrote out Krusty by mistake, at least I hope I was.

[love broker]

answer to hester13th's
Ralph Wiggum

'Sanctuary!'
'I wish I had never taught him that word.'


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[hesterthe13th]

marge simpson?

[hesterthe13th]

i am not sure if my previous answer of marge is correct but i am going to go ahead and place another quote...


"can i borrow a feeling?"

[QUENTIN]

Kirk Van Patten.

"That's the most blatant case of false advertising since The Neverending Story"

[love broker]

Mine was Homer and Reverend Lovejoy

Lionel Hutz is Quentins

'D'oh! I mean excellent.'

Quentin it was Kirk Van Houten



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[Flaparoo]

Homer

"Ow, my brains"

[Narst]

Hans Mo Man

"They must have drugged the tea! They knew my one weakness."

[love broker]

Mine was LIsa Simpson

[Flaparoo]

DAMMIT, i cant believe i missed that one, im sooooo stupid. And that episode was only on syndication 2 days ago!!! UGH Oh well. I don't seem to know Narst's one.

WAIT!! I just realized that you misquoted in the first place, if you're quote is the one I'm thinking of, and it has to be. Didn't Lisa REALLY say, "Wohoo!..I mean...Excellent" instead of DOH

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[HomerSimpson]

actually, I think it was "Woo-hoo! I mean, splendid" (if I'm thinking about the right quote)

[QUENTIN]

I believe that's Homer in the episode where he is constantly being drugged on the island, no?

"Seems like the spider's caught himself a couple of flies"

Thanx lovebroker...Van Patten, Van Houten, either way I knew it was Milhouse's dad...

and yes, it was "woo-hoo, I mean...splendid."

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[love broker]

D'ohith!

[Flaparoo]

Ugh, even when I thought I had the quote fixed, it was still wrong, I bow my head in shame.

That last quote is from Herman, the gunshop owner.

"Catch 'Ya on the flipside dudemeisters!"

[QUENTIN]

Poochy the Dog.

"Who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time."

[Schilachi]

QUENTIN, i think your quote is Waylon Smithers.
I wont post a quote myself, incase the answer ive put is wrong.

[QUENTIN]

You are right indeed, in the "Do What You Feel" episode, feel free to post a quote now.

[Lemon Drop Kid 809]

"That brown patch needs a little h20 ohhh yeah!"

[Schilachi]

Not trying to cause confusion but, im gonna put a quote here, Lemon Drop Kid- i dont know your quote but i did get Quentin's right, so here goes-

"Imigants, i knew it was them! Even when i knew it was the bear- I knew it was them!"

(quite easy!)

[QUENTIN]

Moe in the illegal immigrant episode.

"Hey everyone look, it's the kid that likes to laugh at everyone!"

[Schilachi]

The Very Tall man with glasses (and a small auto-mobile!) in the episode "22 short stories about Springfield"

Heres an easy one-
"Big fat gut, coudnt handle his meat!"

[Lemon Drop Kid 809]

1."does anything in the movies actually work?"

2."Theres one missin mate, if we dont find 'em it'll be my as on the barbie"

3."Ohhh (whining) when will detroit build a sun roof for the husky gentleman?"

4."Jesus Allah Buddha i love you all!"

sorry about double posting someone can delete the other one not this one /ubb/smile.gif

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[Lemon Drop Kid 809]

"does anything in the movies actually work?"

"Theres one missin mate, if we dont find 'em it'll be my as on the barbie"

"Ohhh (whining) when will detroit build a sun roof for the husky gentleman?"

[Flaparoo]

Lemon Drop Kid, you might want to at least choose quotes from different episodes, seeing how all of your's come from the episode where Homer buys the Canyonero. Quotes 1,3, and 4 are all Homer and 2 is the guy running the zoo. Schilachi, I don't know your's so I won't post a new quote.

[Lemon Drop Kid 809]

i know i know /ubb/smile.gif

[QUENTIN]

That's Homer talking about the truck driver, I think his name was Red that he got into the steak-eating contest with, and when he died he took over his route.

"Shh! You wanna get sued?"

[Lemon Drop Kid 809]

"...Listen shut up for a second..." /ubb/smile.gif

[love broker]

Quentin's is from Groundskeeper Willy in The Shinning

[Lemon Drop Kid 809]

i have one more "all we did was grow some space tomatoes and sabotage mir" /ubb/smile.gif

[Schilachi]

Lemon Drop Kid 809,
your first quote is from said by Homer in the episode Propisition.24 where he's trying 2 get Selma to marry Apu.

The 2nd one was Homer as well, i think from the episode with Frank Grimes where he's showing him the pictures (that episode is just a guess)

[Bart Simpson]

Dad, why didn't you tell me about this game. I usually never go to this thread.

Here's a line for you.

"ha, ha you got the dud, and he looks like Milhouse"

The quote above his Homer's when he talks about how his life was a big waste.

[Schilachi]

Was said by Marge("ha, u got the dud!) and then followed up by Homer saying
"he looks just like you poindexter!"
from the episode 'Summer of 4"2' where the simpsons and milhouse spend the summer at Flanders beach-house.

My quote-
"Hi homer! im Kit from TV's knightrider..."

[Bart Simpson]

That's the episode was doing quizes and he thought that he was going to die, so the clan threw him a party called this is your life, where kit from knightrider was on.

My quote:

"Oh, I paid those last year"

[Schilachi]

Bart, although it was when Homer was watching a video of Kit- it wasnt because he thought he was dieing, But because he was depressed and reliesed over 1/2 his life had gone and he hadnt achieved anything.

Anyways-
Your quote was also said by Homer when Lisa asks him about his taxes, in the episode "The trouble with trillions" in which Homer investigates Mr.Burns and ends up flying 2 Cuba with him and Smithers.

Next Quote-
"Premuim, Dood!!!! PREMUIM!!!!! DOOOOD!!!!!!"

[HomerSimpson]

Snake said that.

My quote:

"Oh my God! The dead have risen and are voting Republican!"

[webslingga]

i think Bart said that when Side show bob tried to steal the mayor election? so heres mine:

"oh 'ill leave your son alone. leave him alone FOREVER!"

[love broker]

Sideshow Bob

'Hey fatty, do us a favor, invent yourself some pants!'

[Schilachi]

ARRR!
I dont know who said it but it was in the episode where Homer becomes an inventor, inspired by Thomas Edison.

[Bart Simpson]

What episode?

"Can't kill, eating"

[QUENTIN]

Treehouse of Horror V, in the episode The Shinning when Homer is locked up and Moe and the Ghouls come to get him out...

[Bart Simpson]

Yep, that's it.

"they always say doh!"
character and show

[QUENTIN]

Who Shot Mr Burns Part II, said by Police Chief Clancy Wiggum when Homer is aressted and he says "doh".

[Bart Simpson]

ok here's another one:

"Eyes were bigger then your stomache there wolfe"

I got a Simpson quote book for christmas, so I got tons more

[TobyDammit]

Grounds keeper willy after he defeats the wolf.

From the episode where bart is trying to avoid the make up test. I think.

Just in case I'm right here is a quote or
two...

"It's raining men!"

"Sexless freak"

" YES Lisa, crisatunity!"

[Schilachi]

The first quote "Its raining men" is by homer when he gets barred from MOE'S and moe throws away homers fave record from the jukebox-
Homer: "Its Raining men!"
Moe; "Yea, not any more it aint!!"

Its the episode were marge has a fear of flying.

[TobyDammit]

Correct!

[Bart Simpson]

Nope its wrong.

It's the episode where Flanders turns into a Werewolf, and he's about to eat Homer. He starts to chew Homer and stops, that's when Homer says "Eye's bigger than your stomache wolfy."

[TobyDammit]

DOH! Sorry Bart.

[Bart Simpson]

It's all right Toby

[TobyDammit]

Thank's dude.

[maja_playa]

GO BANANA!!!

[Irene Manor]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by maja_playa:
GO BANANA!!!</font>

Spoken by one of the kids in Bart's basement during the dryer raffle.

Homer'sphobia is the name of the episode I believe.

Here's my favorite:

"Just like Oscar the Grouch."

[Worst Episode Ever]

Actually,that "GO BANANA!" quote is spoken by Ralph Wiggum and it spoken in the episode 'Das Bus'.Just thought I'd point that out.

As for that Oscar the Grouch quote,I haven't got a clue.

[TobyDammit]

I think it was from Marges' fear of flying episode.

Homer is looking for a new bar and finds a bum sleeping in a dumpster, hence...

[Bart Simpson]

Actually I think the go banana is spoken in the episode when Homer makes it big with his computer business, and the kids are stranded on a deserted island and they are racing fruit and Milhouse yells Go Banana!

[QUENTIN]

Bart, you're agreeing with Worst Episode Ever and just don't know it, but you're both speaking of the same episode. And that is indeed the episode it is from. /ubb/Forum15/HTML/000023.html

[Schilachi]

I think the Oscar the grouch quote was said by homer.
And it was from the episode where homer becomes a bigger brother for a poor kid called Pepe(or pepsi as he calls him)

[maja_playa]

this is more painful than it looks

[tomit2000]

where Homer is bent back over the fire hydrent

"I'm better then Ok I'm Homer Simpson"

One clue its not Homer

[tomit2000]

When homer is bent backwards over a fire hydrant


"I'm better then OK I'm Homer Simpson"

Clue: Its not Homer

[tomit2000]

This is from the bigger brothers episode and homer is bent backwards over a fire hydrant

"I'm better then Ok I'm Homer Simpson"

Clue: Its not Homer

[QUENTIN]

Frank "Grimey" Grimes in the episode where the new guy with a hard life comes to work at the plant, and hates Homer.

"two-entin and jolly um, ::makes underarm flatulence noises::"

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[HomerSimpson]

Bart Simpson

"They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day."

[tomit2000]

Chief Wiggum, where Homer and Marge lose there clothes.

"Will somebody please think of the children"

[HomerSimpson]

Helen Lovejoy, although that line has also been said by Moe and Mrs. Krabappel

"A rude Frenchman? Why I never!"

[HomerSimpson]

Ok, since nobody got it... Ned Flanders.

Can someone post a quote? I'm too tired to think of a tough one...

[falconfilms]

"Once again, my underwear has become entangled in a cow catcher..."

[HomerSimpson]

I'm not sure about this, but it sounds like something Homer would say... am I right?

[falconfilms]

Nope. This character sports a too-tight t-shirt.

[Schilachi]

The quote was said by Fat comic book guy in the episode were Mr.Burns wants to be popular and captures the loch ness monster.

My quote:

'Homer?? Who is Homer?? my name is...'

[The Handeman]

thats pretty easy its when homer is banished from moes and his identical twin who looks all fancy walks in and moe accuses him of being homer and he says "homer, who is homer?" of course after homer walks down the street and sees him on the ground and says " oh my god, i have an identical twin..." then continues to run across the street chasing a puppy with a fluffy tail like a little school girl my quote is

"nothing at all....nothing at all.... nothing at all!"


The Handeman

[Schilachi]

I dont know youre quote id just like to add that the characters name who you described is-
GUY INCOGNITO.

classic!

[badgerz]

that quote is by flanders, from the episode where the simpsons go skiing and the coocoo clock falls on marges leg and breaks it. The quote happens when flanders skis up to homer and talks about his ski suit and says it feels like he's wearing "nothing at all" then while homer is skiing down the hill all he can think about is "stupid sexy flanders" saying "nothing at all...nothing at all...nothign at all".

heres a quote for you:
"why you cottin pickin'!"

[The Handeman]

Homer Simpson- about to choke cletus in the parent learning center when cletus tells homer i cut my finger on the doorknob again


my quote

"Youre scaring away the customers honey"

The Handeman

[Griffin]

Handeman's quote is from the episode where Homer invents "Tomacco" and Marge is trying to sell her mince pies next to his Tomacco stall.

Here's my quote:

"I haven't been this excited since Haley's Comet collided with the moon."

[badgerz]

that quote is by homer, from the episode where bart kills a bird with nelsons bee bee gun. he says it just as the "birds" are about to hatch.

heres my quote, let me know if its too vauge...
"i have a problem..."

[retardinAz]

I think it is a little too vague.

Here's another quote anyway:

"Why don't you can it, Howard?"

[Griffin]

"Why don't you can it,Howard?" is said by Duff Man in the episode where Homer goes on a hunger strike to prevent the Isotopes from being moved to Albuquerque(sp?).

"They're easier to beat than a suspect in shackles."

[The Handeman]

I have no idea what the answer to urs is but i guess ill just give a new one

"its in bills house and....freds house!"

[Schilachi]

The Handeman, your quote is said by a bank clerk in the episode "The PTA disbands" (in which the teachers go on strike).
Griffin, i dont know yours so i wont post a new quote.

[Michael Myers]

The quote which no-one has got yet is said by Chief Wiggum in the episode where The Simpsons get a tennis court in their back yard.

Here's one:

"There'll be no mocking of your name here,Mr Glasscock".

[QUENTIN]

Principal Seymour Skinner.

"Take the ten thousand dollars, we'll be millionaires!"

[Schilachi]

I think...
Homer says that in the episode where Bart wins an elephant 'stampy'.
Im not sure if mines right, but ill post a quote (if i'm wrong, ignore it!)

"Red Room, Red room.....Over there"



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[QUENTIN]

You were right. That quote is said by Rod Flanders in the episode where MArge becomes a real estate agent.

"I can ride a bike again!"

[Schilachi]

That was said by Krusty the clown, in the episode where Krusty's show gets cancelled and GABBO becomes a big hit.

My quote (Not a hard one, but still a classic!):

"come on now people- that was awful! Homer Simpson doesnt say B'oh, he says......d'oh!"

[Michael Myers]

That was Mr Burns in the episode Burns' Heir when he has the set of the Simpsons living room and hires actors to play each member of the family.

"Great,I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up."

[JCMoney]

Mr. Burns!


" I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows"(Easy)

[Irene Manor]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JCMoney:
Mr. Burns!


" I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows"(Easy)</font>

Bart.


"I like to put my feet up."

[Schilachi]

That was said by Mr.Burns as he enters an escape-pod type thing, and Smithers asks to go in with him because there are two seats.

My quote:

"Moon Pie! what a time to be alive!"

[Michael Myers]

That was said by Jasper in the episode where he gets frozen in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer.

"See,this is why I don't talk much."

[Michael Myers]

OK,I guess no-one's gonna get that one.It was said by Carl(Karl?) in the episode where Moe gets plastic surgery.

Here's a nice easy one:

"He's OK,but he's no bowl of Special K."

[MovieMan75]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Michael Myers:
That was said by Jasper in the episode where he gets frozen in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer.

"See,this is why I don't talk much."</font>

That was said by Carl.

[MovieMan75]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Michael Myers:
That was said by Jasper in the episode where he gets frozen in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer.

"See,this is why I don't talk much."</font>


That was said by Carl.

[Schilachi]

Michael Myers, that 'special K' quote was said by Lenny about Mr.Burns. In the episode were Mr.Burns tries to put himself over as Springfield's new god. (same ep were everyone gets brainwashed)

My quote-

"Oh......McGyver's Gay"

[The Handeman]

easy thats Jay Sherman when springfield has the film festival and hes hosting patty and selma ask Jay whose gay and homer (trying to get revenge) whispers Mcgyver and he says it and he gets hung outside on a branch on a tree by his tighty whities

Oh don't look at me friends hes talking about himself but thanx for asking!

[Schilachi]

Thats said by 'The happiest man in springfield' from the episode 'Hurricane Neddy'
Where Ned is thanking the people for rebuilding his house and he says just look for the happiest man in springfield!

My quote-
'ZEPPELIN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

[STARKE]

Otto
Now I'm off to find a good one...be back soon

[STARKE]

I've sung you enough songs, i'm not a bloody jukebox.

[gimpytor]

Shary Bobbins. That's a great one.

"I was saying Boo-urns" Should be easy

[The Rob]

Hans Moleman
"Hello taste?"

[The Handeman]

Thats homer when hes on a diet and marge gives him a "nutricious ricecake" and homer says these are what he has been putting is beer on.

(Sigh) ive wasted my life...

The Handeman

[Spidey]

That fat guy who owns that comic store.

Okay here's another one :

'To the beemobile !'

[QUENTIN]

That's one of the beekeepers in the episode where Homer has all the sugar.

Beekeeper 1: "To the beemobile!"
Beekeeper 2: "You mean your Chevy?"
Beekeeper 1: "Yeah..."


Try this one on for size:

"You are hearing me talk"

[Schilachi]

Thats the Al Gore doll, the string in his back gets pulled and he says
"you are hearing me talk".
Its Martin's doll, from the episode were Bart gets a fake ID and he Nelson, Bart and Milhouse drive to Knoxville. (classic episode!)

"I said SLAG OFF!"

[Schilachi]

Its been 8 days, either no-one's bother'd or no-one knows the answer.
Either way- the quote was from the episode were Bart goes to see Spinal Tap in concert.

Another quote-

"Hey give her a break! her husband was killed!"

[QUENTIN]

Homer Simpson on Jackie O' in the episode with John Waters where Homer thinks Bart is turning gay.

"Even your dreams are square"

[Papa Lazarous]

Bart, when lisa dreams of George Washinton.

"Not now, I`m too drunk".

[ezanswer]

it was that big tall dude in the pinto on the short stories in springfield episode.

"Shut up, that's why"

[ezanswer]

nevermind my post, i was responding to the last quote on page 1

[Dr. Movielove]

papa.....was it Marge?

[Papa Lazarous]

The answer to my post was the lady that invented malibu stacey.

Heres a new one.

"Trust me, it'll be funny when I'm an old man"

[tomit2000]

the line is from the simpsons episode Rosebud, mimicing citizen kane in an obscure way. The line however is said by George Burns when he is a young boy.

Oh no my wife is going to kill me

[Dr. Movielove]

tomit....it was gill the guy with all the jobs


'aw that finger thing means the taxes'

[Schilachi]

Dr.Movielove your quote is said by a member of the sprinfield PTA during lots of mumbling, after Princial Skinner rubs his fingers together suggesting 'more money'. The episode is titled 'The PTA disbands'

My quote:

'Somebody wanna get this kid a TV?'

[JCMoney]

Jay Leno.-- In the episode where Krusty tries to better his comedy act.

"You guy's are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of Super-Zombies!"

[ToasT]

That was Milhouse rambling on. Can't remember the episode but it was Milhouse.

"Aww..he lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!!"

[ToasT]

Lets go Mets



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[badgerz]

Toast's quote is by homer, when apu sings the "who needs the quicki-mart...not me!!!" song then goes and sulks on the simpsons' roof.

my quote is:
"larry flint is right!!"

[Schilachi]

That was said by Homer about Stephen Hawking- in the episode were Lisa, Principal Skinner, fat comic book guy, prof fink, Dr Hibbet & some woman begin to run Springfield instead of Mayor Quimby.

My quote-

"Send me to maud!!!"

[JCMoney]

Moe-- When wanting Ned to kill him after Maud dies

"I like your attitude. Feisty yet, spineless."

[nemesis]

Mr Burns,I can´t remember what episode

[Spidey]

here's another one :

'Nobody who can speak German can be an evil man.'

[nemesis]

It´s one of those people,you know that grant him a parole(I feel like Steve Butabi here)in the episode where they became the thompsons

[Irene Manor]

I thought it was the episode where the German's buy the power plant, but I'm not too sure it's that one either....

[nemesis]

Oh,the episode where they grant Sideshow Bob the parole in the thompson episode remeber?

Bob:Oh it´s german,it´s die bart die

I thought I put that in my earlier post

[Schilachi]

nemesis, post a new quote seens as though you got the other one right.

[nemesis]

Hello,super nintendo Chalmers!

[DaN]

uh, was that Ralf Wiggum?

"Replace the word accidently with repeatedly and the word dog with son"

[badgerz]

lionel hutz (my spelling is most assuredly wrong...), im pretty sure its when he's describing why a particular judge hates him...but that could be wrong, but its definatley lionel hutz.

quote: "i may not know much about god, but we sure built a nice cage for him..."

[Irene Manor]

Homer the missonary


"Will there be anymore splurging today?"

[tomit2000]

Comic Book Guy: When Bart gets a fake credit card.

"Well I just hope to put the stew back in student"

[JCMoney]

Was it Ned when he became Principal?

If not then it was Principal Skinner in the same episode. I can't remember who said which but both took a crack at a line like this.

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[tomit2000]

it was ned.

[RicochetShaw]

Since no one is going

"Don't quit your dayjob, whatever that is"

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

Homer to Wiggum at the chili cook-off!

"Can we please stop somewhere? My butt's asleep!"

[RicochetShaw]

Correct Therewolf.

[The Rob]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"Can we please stop somewhere? My butt's asleep!" </font>

isn't that a little too vague? /ubb/smile.gif

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

Not to true "Simpsons" fans!!!

[Vincent Highwind]

I think that was Homer. i remember that quote just can't remember the episode.

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[Schilachi]

Its been a month, since the 'butt, fall asleep' quote, Canadian ThereWolf can you give us the right answer, was it homer?

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

YES, I stumped you guys!!!
Sorry for gloating!
It's actually from the episode titled;
"Selma's Choice" it first aired on January 21, 1993.
It was quoted by Selma, when the Simpsons were driving to their Aunt Gladys' funeral!

Check Mate, ThereWolf!
Sorry, I'm gloating again!

Okay here's another one;
"Oh, the companies are so generous. Except the Q-Tip people. They only gave us three crates. They can rot in hell!"

[Mick]

Manjula in "Eight Misbehavin'"

"So I say to the cop... "No, YOUR'RE driving under the influence..... of being a jerk!"

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

Lenny in the episode where Barney tries to quit drinking. Enititled; "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses"
First aired April 9, 2000!
Damn, ThereWolf is good, if he does say so himself!

"Miss Simpson, I killed my pencil!"

[Mick]

It's one of the bikers in the episode when Homer forms "Hell's Satans".

"I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman, or gay. He looks like a cuddler, that Ned. I like that, I like to be held, I like to be pampered

[Schilachi]

Thats said by Chief Wiggum in the episode were Maud Flanders dies.

My quote:

'Thats radioactive man, stupid'

[Nate6]

Nelson Muntz, I believe, when Principal Skinner announces the casting call for the new Radioactive Man movie over the PA and calls it "Radio Man"

My quote:
"Hey, don't touch my stuff! Wait, this isn't the YMCA..."

[QUENTIN]

Um, Therewolf considering you know the original airdates and all...Are you sure YOU are good, and you don't have some sort of book, or IMDb, or Simpsons website, or something of the like? Not accusing, just asking...

[flatliner]

Attorney Lionel Hutz says that to Bart and Lisa.

My quote

Why, why was I created to feel pain?

[Nate6]

I can't remember the episode but a robot on fire proclaims that while running away from a fire. Can anyone else remember that episode?

Another quote:
"There's just something so un-wholesome about flying a kite at night."

[flatliner]

Marge to Homer in reference to Bart flying his kite. He then turns around and says Hello mother.

My quote

I'd say this vessel could do at least warp five.

[Nate6]

Leonard Nimoy at the opening of the monorail.


Here's another:

"I'm losing my perspicasity!"
"Well, it's always in the last place you look."

[QUENTIN]

Lisa and Homer in the episode where Lisa thinks she's going dumb.

"I was free to wallow in my own crapulence"

[Nate6]

Mr. Burns describing how he planned to steal Maggie's sucker, just before being shot (in reference to Smithers telling him not to steal candy from a baby.)


What about this:

"I'm so hungry that I could eat at Arby's."

[QUENTIN]

Sherri on the island when the kids are starving after swimming from the Bus Crash they are left on a deserted island, before they resort to Lord of The Flies behavior...


"yvan eht nioj"

[Nate6]

The subaural/subliminal message in the song "Drop Da Bomb" by Bart's boy band. It is backwards for "Join the navy."


"Aw, he wasn't depressed, he just missed casual sex."

[Punk Teacher77]

It's Homer talking about Santa's Little Helper in the Episode Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

Here's Mine:

You know, Fox turned into hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

[DaN]

Marge in the one where Liza visits the future.

"Wake up everyone, its WWIII!!!!"

[Nate6]

Ah, that's a good one, because it was from one of the Tracey Ullman Show shorts and not from an episode of the series. That said, it is Homer waking up his family during a drill.

"This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A PART OF US ALL!"

[DaN]

Thank you. Yours is marge in the one where it's springfield vs. shelbyville (I think. I know it IS marge)

Beer ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

[Punk Teacher77]

Hans Moleman in the episode Duffless where Homer as to stop drinking beer for a month.

"Sure why not? Now where's my toothpick?"

[Punk Teacher77]

I can't believe I found one quote that you guys didn't recognize. According to the rules, it's been 24 hours and I can give you the answer:

It's Barney, in the episode Homer's Barbershop Quartet, on his hands and knees in the men's room, accepting the offer to sing with Homer's quartet.

Here's a new one:
Ooh - I wanna be John Elway

[DaN]

Homer in "the thomsons" episode. Where they spend like the whole day trying to get homer to know his new name.

Scorpio your mad!

[Nate6]

James Bont (I think he calls him Bont and not Bond, but he's like James Bond) in the GOLDFINGER-esque sequence in which Homer's new boss, Hank Scorpio, who attempts taking over the world, has Bont strapped down on a table while a laser moves near him.

"Hey, I've got problems of my own here! Oh, this is going to get worse before it gets better."

[RicochetShaw]

wow, im glad i found this thread... cool beans. It will probably be moved to the TV forum but that's okay I just want to play it.



Nate, that was was Chief Wiggum said when his tie got caught in the hot dog cooker, it was in Apu's short "Lights, Camera, Jerky" in the Springfield Film Festival episode. Lol, Marge crossed off Martin Scorsese's name to put down Homer!


"I dress myself"

[Nate6]

Holy Jesus! I was only a seven-day-old Schmoe when I posted that...

[Shakamaker]

Originally posted by RicochetShaw
wow, im glad i found this thread... cool beans. It will probably be moved to the TV forum but that's okay I just want to play it.



Nate, that was was Chief Wiggum said when his tie got caught in the hot dog cooker, it was in Apu's short "Lights, Camera, Jerky" in the Springfield Film Festival episode. Lol, Marge crossed off Martin Scorsese's name to put down Homer!


"I dress myself"

That's from 'My Sister, My Sitter'.

Ok, which episode is this scene from?..

Dave: So I was working in an insurance company, right? Youngest VP in the history of the firm, okay? The job was my life. Then one Monday morning, I got up. I got up, I couldn't leave the house. I just couldn't.
Homer: Was the door locked?
Dave: No, I just couldn't face what was out there.
Homer: Was it raining?
Nurse: No, Homer, Dave suffers from agoraphobia, a fear of open areas and crowds. Please, Dave, go on.
Dave: Thank you. Anyway, that day I just knew I just couldn't make that long drive to work.
Homer: Were you out of gas?
Nurse: [glares at Homer]
Homer: Pffft. Baby...

[Jas]

hahahahahahahhahahaha:D



i have no idea

[Shakamaker]

C'mon Schmoes! Clue: [singing] "Lisa it's your birthday! Happy Birthday Lisa!"

[RicochetShaw]

do you need an episode name? Because I don't know that....


But it's the episode where Homer goes to an insane asylum and gets in the same room as that guy who preteneds to be Michael Jackson. The conversation you posted was one that took place in the asylum between Homer and other patients, and the nurse.

[Shakamaker]

Originally posted by RicochetShaw
do you need an episode name? Because I don't know that....


But it's the episode where Homer goes to an insane asylum and gets in the same room as that guy who preteneds to be Michael Jackson. The conversation you posted was one that took place in the asylum between Homer and other patients, and the nurse.

That'll do nicely. Episode's called 'Stark Raving Dad'.

Over to you, Rico.

[RicochetShaw]

who said..


"I want to experience the dizzying heights! The terrifying lows! The creamy middles"

[Jas]

that wouldn't be Marge would it. or Lisa

[RicochetShaw]

nope

[Jas]

bart???

[RicochetShaw]

Hehe, you're not just guessing characters one by one are you?:p



But no, its not Bart. And whomever tells me who said this, please also tell me when it was said.

[Shakamaker]

I know it's Homer, but I just can't remember which ep! Clue?

[RicochetShaw]

hint.... "To the bee-mobile!"

[RicochetShaw]

darn, no one knows this? If no one gets it by tomorrow I'll just pass my turn, but for now I'll give another hint...


"White gold!"

[TheAxeGrinder]

That would be Homer talking about his newfound sugar cache after he and Bart find the crashed tanker truck driven by Hans Moleman. 'How's my driving?' indeed.

'Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire, beer kills braincells. Now let's go back to that. . .building. . .where are beds and TVs. . .is.'

[Shakamaker]

That's 'Treehouse Of Horror IV' - great episode. The 'super-fun-happy-slide' bit cracks me up every time.

Ok. Which ep is this from?...

"Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!"

[TheAxeGrinder]

I know this one, but I'll let someone else get this one. Hint:The episode involves Lisa.

[chasingbanky]

Was it the episode where lisa cho-cho-chooses ralph?

[ToRontoRon]

The quote is definately Ralph, but I'm not sure which episode. Is it the one where Lisa becomes a rebel and Bart becomes a hall monitor?

Anyways, I did get the speaker, so here's mine:

(Suck, suck)

[TheAxeGrinder]

If you must know,the speaker is indeed Ralph. It's the episode where Lisa cheats and gets an 'A++' and gets the school money, but Lisa feels so bad about it that she almost blows it for the school. The scene where they are talking about ungrading the computers in the lab is where Ralph utters this. He's playing on a Colcovision (I think).

As for the next speaker, I think it's safe to say that it needs no explanation as to who that is.

[ToRontoRon]

Oh yeah, how could I forget? "And now lets hear it for the real comptroller."

But as for the latest speaker, you claim to know it, yet did not answer. You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk and say who it is? ;)

[TheAxeGrinder]

If it's not Maggie Simpson, I haven't been watching enough. If it's something dumb like the snake with the pacifier in the Whacking Day episode, I'll be pissed.

[ToRontoRon]

Originally posted by TheAxeGrinder
If it's not Maggie Simpson, I haven't been watching enough. If it's something dumb like the snake with the pacifier in the Whacking Day episode, I'll be pissed.

:) I never thought of that. I also could've done Bart from the babysitter bandit episode I guess, but no it is indeed little Maggie.

[Pancakes]

"And now lets hear it for the real comptroller."

Principal Skinner.

Now for the next quote.... "Pawns don't move that way, you stupid arm."

[The Rob]

I'm pretty certain that's Homer.......if I'm right I'll write a quote.

[Shakamaker]

The 'who' is usually easy. The 'which episode' bit is what makes this a game.

[Pancakes]

Its not Homer I'm afraid

[Shakamaker]

Yeah, it's Professor Frink. It's the episode where Homer gets an auto-dialer. Can't remember the actual name of it.

Ok, we know who's speaking, but from which ep is this?...

"I move for a bad court thingy."
"You mean a mistrial?"
"Yeah. That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy."
"The lawyer."
"Right."

:D

[TheAxeGrinder]

Oh, this one is by Lionel Hutz (RIP Phil, you were a great guy). Damn, I wish I could remember what episode though. Is it the one where Chester Lampwick sues Roger Myers Jr. for stealing his character, Itchy?

[Shakamaker]

Nope, before that. And yes. RIP you funny muther. What a waste. :(

Which ep, peeps?

[TheAxeGrinder]

I GOT IT!! It's that episode where Marge accidently steals that bottle of Kentucky Bourbon and Hutz screws up at the trial. Not wearing any pants, indeed!

"There's a man here who says he can help you."
"Is it Batman?"
"No, he's a scientist."
"Batman's a scientist."
"It's not Batman!"

[Shakamaker]

Gotta be close to my favourite ep, 'Monorail'. Other top quotes from that ep are..

"I call the big one Bitey" and "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

:D

Ok, onto the next. Which ep, y'all?...

CBG: Yes, finally! I would like to return your quote, unquote Ultimate Belt.
Salesman: I see. Do you have a receipt, quote, unquote, sir?
CBG: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek Convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt.
Salesman: Whoa! Whoa! A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies. [sarcastic wink]
CBG: Hey, I... [sighs] That... Oh...
Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but, uh, no receipt, no return. [walks away]
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
CBG: [sighs, then sells him the belt] Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

[TheAxeGrinder]

Oh, this is the episode where Bart buys that belt (duh) and it beaten up for it. Homer goes to rectify the problem down at the bar (hilarious) and in the process becomes an underground boxer. He eventually fights Mike Ty-, er, Tatum.

[RicochetShaw]

How about this one, name the episode:



"Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempts to steal candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my crapulance."



You don't need to say the exact episode title (but it's easy here), describing the episode would be fine.

[necro_zombie]

the tall man that drives the bug in the 22-short stories of srpingfield episode


"you cant beat a caleco,these babies will rust up on you that fast!oh i shouldnt of said that,close the deal,close the deal"

[Pumpkinhead]

Originally posted by necro_zombie
the tall man that drives the bug in the 22-short stories of srpingfield episode

He didn't say that...

It was Mr. Burns in Who Shot Mr. Burns, Part Two. As for yours, it was definitely Gil, and I think it might have been the episode where Marge and Homer steal his blimp...but I could be wrong there.

New One: "I just think they're neat."

[Jas]

This quote has nothing to do with the game but it's still classic:


Ralph:"When i was little i fell to the bottom of the pool and couldn't et out, the doctor said i may have suffered brain injury"


"What's the point of this story?"

Ralph:"I like story's"

[necro_zombie]

Originally posted by Pumpkinhead
He didn't say that...

It was Mr. Burns in Who Shot Mr. Burns, Part Two. As for yours, it was definitely Gil, and I think it might have been the episode where Marge and Homer steal his blimp...but I could be wrong there.

New One: "I just think they're neat."
dude i know but im a fuckin idiot cause when i pushed the reply button i thought the last question was the last question on page one and didnt realize there was another 5 pages ahead. so sorry
yes im veery familira with the simpsons, and didnt win simpsons tickets to the simpsons con for no reason. i have no life and movies and simpsons is all i know about.
so sorry but ill burn you guys with one right now.

[necro_zombie]

"some say it was too big to stay on the tracks,hah they were right"

[necro_zombie]

Originally posted by Shakamaker
Gotta be close to my favourite ep, 'Monorail'. Other top quotes from that ep are..

"I call the big one Bitey" and "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

:D

Ok, onto the next. Which ep, y'all?...

CBG: Yes, finally! I would like to return your quote, unquote Ultimate Belt.
Salesman: I see. Do you have a receipt, quote, unquote, sir?
CBG: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek Convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt.
Salesman: Whoa! Whoa! A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies. [sarcastic wink]
CBG: Hey, I... [sighs] That... Oh...
Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but, uh, no receipt, no return. [walks away]
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
CBG: [sighs, then sells him the belt] Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

that has go to be one of the top 5 funniest damm,lines!
and qwhen he puts the left blinker on and he turns right, but the bullies turn left anywasy. that was clasic!
oh and the monorail one, one of the top 5 simpsons epidosde of all time! written by the funiest mann in the world! conan obrien!!!!

[necro_zombie]

i just think theyre neat. thats marge

oh yeah and i miss phil soooooooooooo much!one of the funniest mofos ever! stupid bitch ass wife!:mad:

[RicochetShaw]

Originally posted by necro_zombie
"some say it was too big to stay on the tracks,hah they were right"



Was that the headless guy on the train?