Kevin Smith Movie Quiz

[bob]

OK, here's a quiz on your knowledge of kevin smith films.some questions are easy,some not so easy.

1.Name Kevin Smith's five films in order of release date.

2.What does T.S.'s hat say in the dirt mall in Mallrats?

3.Who does Brodie compare Mr.Svening's grip to in Mallrats?

4.Who shoots Banky at the beginning of Chasing Amy?

5.Who does Brian O'Halloran play in each film?

6.Which is the only film where Jason Lee's character dies?

7.Who plays Willam Black in Clerks and Mallrats?

8.Who was Kevin Smith's first choice for the role of Loki in Dogma?

9.Who was Kevin Smith's first choice for the role of Bethany in Dogma?

10.What was the first script that Kevin Smith ever wrote?

11.What is the movie that Serindipity had nothing to do with in Dogma?

12.How many guys has Dante's girlfriend gone down on in Clerks?

13.Which was the only sequence in Dogma that Scott Mosier directed?

14.What is the name of Holden and Banky's comic in Chasing Amy?

15.As of the recording date on the commentary for Chasing Amy,which is Jason Mewes' favorite film out of the three that had been made?

PS. i thought these up off the top of my head(and know the answers)so please try to answer them without going back and watching all his films.

[Toby]

1.Clerks, Mallrats,Chasing Amy,Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
2.Clerks
3.Vulcan death grip
4.His girl's dad
5.Dante Hicks, Gil Hicks ,
6.-
7.Same guy who plays a skinhead in A.H.X(don't remember his name)
8.-
9.-
10.Clerks(?)
11.-
12.37
13.-
14. Bluntman
15. Mallrats

[Lindsey]

6-If it's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back I'm going to kill you...
7.It's Ethan Suplee
8.Jason Lee

[bob]

here are the answers(i know i should wait a bit longer, but i love correcting people.)if you haven't taken the quiz,skip this,post your guesses,and then look at the answers.

1.toby is right
2.toby is right
3.Burt Reynolds
4.Hooper X
5.Dante Hicks,Gil Hicks,MTV exec,Grant Hicks,Dante Hicks
6.Dogma
7.Scott Mosier and Ethan Suplee,respectively
8.Lindsey is correct.
9.Joey Lauren Adams
10.God, a rough draft of dogma
11.Home Alone
12.Toby is right.
13.The one where ben affleck and matt damon climb over the guardrail into new jersey.
14.Bluntman and Chronic
15.Chasing Amy

[Lindsey]

Jay doesn't die in Dogma,does he???

[Lindsey]

Oh wait,does he die in the hospital??? I want answers people! /ubb/wink.gif

[Vincent Highwind]

No Jay deosn't die in the hospital. In fact Jay never even goes into the hospital. Bob is the one who goes into the hospital, and just incase you decide to ask he doesnt die either.

ohh yeah by the way there is actually going to be a 6th movie. They are going to make the hrot lived animated series into a movie called Clerks: Sell Out

[Vincent Highwind]

Well actually you can't really could Jason Lee's charictor as dyeing in Dogma seeing as he technically wasn't alive to begin with. Remember all he was was a demon all that actually happened was he was sent back to hell.

[Julia1313]

In the Clerks what kind of a store does Randal Work in. (I know it is easy but I couldn't think of anything).

In the clerks why does Dante get a $500 fine.

[Vincent Highwind]

Randel works in a Vidio Store.
Dante gets the fine for Randel selling a pack of smokes to i think a 5 year old or some where in the age bracket.

[Vincent Highwind]

Ok why does Dante's slut girlfriend go insane?

[pennywise46]

She had sex with a dead guy

What is William Black looking to see in the 3d picture in Mallrats?

[jetro315]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bob:
OK, here's a quiz on your knowledge of kevin smith films.some questions are easy,some not so easy.

1.Name Kevin Smith's five films in order of release date.

2.What does T.S.'s hat say in the dirt mall in Mallrats?

3.Who does Brodie compare Mr.Svening's grip to in Mallrats?

4.Who shoots Banky at the beginning of Chasing Amy?

5.Who does Brian O'Halloran play in each film?

6.Which is the only film where Jason Lee's character dies?

7.Who plays Willam Black in Clerks and Mallrats?

8.Who was Kevin Smith's first choice for the role of Loki in Dogma?

9.Who was Kevin Smith's first choice for the role of Bethany in Dogma?

10.What was the first script that Kevin Smith ever wrote?

11.What is the movie that Serindipity had nothing to do with in Dogma?

12.How many guys has Dante's girlfriend gone down on in Clerks?

13.Which was the only sequence in Dogma that Scott Mosier directed?

14.What is the name of Holden and Banky's comic in Chasing Amy?

15.As of the recording date on the commentary for Chasing Amy,which is Jason Mewes' favorite film out of the three that had been made?

PS. i thought these up off the top of my head(and know the answers)so please try to answer them without going back and watching all his films.</font>

1.Clerks,Mallrats,Chasing Amy,Dogma,and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

2.?

3.Like Burt Reynolds and shit

4.?

5.Dante Hicks,Gil Hicks

6.Dogma

7.fat dude in American X,Remember Titans(Willow)

8.?

9.?

10.Clerks

11.?

12.37

13.?

14.Bluntman

15.Mallrats?

These are pretty tough. It would probably help if i had the dvd's.

[jetro315]

What's Silent Bob's cousin's name in Clerks?

[Julia1313]

Uh! I foget isn't he like Russion or something and he sings that song Bizzurker that part is so funny!

[retardinAz]

Olaf. How does Randall convince the judge to allow him to be Dante's attourney, and what state are they pretty sure they aren't in?

[bob]

Randall has seen all of Judge Rheinhold's movies, including Zandalee and Vice Versa.

Virginia

P.S.Clerks The Animated series is not a movie.

[KornKidJedi]

1.Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

2.Dont know

3.dont know

4.dont know

5.Dante in Clerks
Gil Hicks in Mallrats
A Comic book executive in Chasing Amy
A News Reporter in Dogma

6.Dogma

7.Producer Scott Moister

8.dont know

9.dont know

10.Dogma

11.dont know

12.37

13.dont know

14.Jay and Bluntman

15.Mallrats

[Jasonite]

To answer your question pennywise, a sailboat.

J

[pennywise46]

correct. Schooner would have also been acceptable. Ill add another one. It's really easy-

In the opening of Mallrats, what two animals did Brodie's cousin Walt get stuck up his ass?

[jackson13]

A cat and a hamster. Actually 2 cats and a hamster.

In Mallrats, how many times was that kid on the escalator?

[Puck Bond]

3 times?
" I hope his pants get caught and blood bath ensues!"

"There is not a year, not a year that goes by that I don't read about some escalator accident, involving some bastard kid that could have been easily avoided, if some parent, i don't care which one, had some parent conditioned their child to Fear and Respect that Escalator!!!"

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[retardinAz]

Escalators are my favorite things. Because they can never break down. They can only become stairs. Like never should you see a sign that says "ESCALATOR TEMPORARILY BROKEN". It should say "ESCALATOR TEMPORARILY STAIRS".

-Mitch Hedberg

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[John Q. Public]

Here are some more questions:

1. In Mallrats, which New kid on the Block does Shannon Hamilton enjoy being referred to as?

2.How many charatcers does Scott Mosier play in Clerks?

3. How many symbols does Trish the Dish have in her journal, and what do they all stand for?

4. What is the tragedy that occurs in both Clerks and Mallrats?

5. The women who describes the plight of the guidance counselor to the clerks- what is her job?

6. What type of porn does Randal rent at Big Choice video?

7. What line is used by Jason Lee in both Malrats and Dogma?

8. True or False: Jeff Anderson has only appeared in Clerks.

That's all for now

[worm]

Who were kevin's first choices for Loki and Bethany in Dogma???

[pennywise46]

Loki was Jason Lee but I don't know the other.

[Puck Bond]

1. Joey?

2. 3?

3. 6? The Smiley face is for when she goes down on a guy...a smiley face with lashes is for a guy goes down on her...a circle for when they have sex and a circle with an x for when she has an orgasm...a house for when they do it inside...and grass for when they do it outside.

4. Julie Dwyer dying in the pool...basically if you think about it Clerks and Mallrats take place on the same day

5. She manually masterbates caged animals for artificial semenation

6. "Best of Both Worlds" Hemaphroditic porn

7. "Step a side Red"

8. False I know Jeff Anderson plays the clerk who sells Loki the gun in Dogma...not sure if he appeared in the others

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[Puck Bond]

Ok...I have a question with 4 parts...what is the name of the famous security guard in Mallrats? What are his statistics? Who is he faster than? And what movie is this security guard character an homage to from Kevin Smith?

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[pennywise46]

LaFours,don't know, don't know, Animal House?

[arseface7352]

Scott plays 2 characters. he plays willam and the guy that kicks dante's ass in hockey who said pal twice in the same sentence.

Jason Lee does not say "step aside red" he says "one side red"

[arseface7352]

Lafours. 460 convicted collars and 2 kills. He is faster than Walt Flanagan’s dog, which is a reference to an incident that took place in Oni Double Feature #1.

[arseface7352]

1. How many times does Jason Lee say "holey shit" in mallrats?

2. What time does the light in the bathroom of the quick stop shut off?

3. What does broadie refer to the thing's penis as?

4. What is the name of Hooper’s comic?

5. Who is Hooper’s current lover?

6. Who are the three Jones sisters?

7. What line is said by both Ethan suplee in mallrats and Chris rock in dogma?

8. Name all the characters that Walter Flanagan plays in clerks

9. What animal does banky occasionally like to see woman with?

10. Who are the illustrious twelve?

[Puck Bond]

arseface you got the first 3 parts of my question right...the last part is wrong.

[Tyler Dyrden]

8.Walt Grover, and the Fanboy

[Skaboy18]

2. 3:50?
9. Horses!

[Walt Flanagan's Dog]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bob:
OK, here's a quiz on your knowledge of kevin smith films.some questions are easy,some not so easy.

1.Name Kevin Smith's five films in order of release date.

2.What does T.S.'s hat say in the dirt mall in Mallrats?

3.Who does Brodie compare Mr.Svening's grip to in Mallrats?

4.Who shoots Banky at the beginning of Chasing Amy?

5.Who does Brian O'Halloran play in each film?

6.Which is the only film where Jason Lee's character dies?

7.Who plays Willam Black in Clerks and Mallrats?

8.Who was Kevin Smith's first choice for the role of Loki in Dogma?

9.Who was Kevin Smith's first choice for the role of Bethany in Dogma?

10.What was the first script that Kevin Smith ever wrote?

11.What is the movie that Serindipity had nothing to do with in Dogma?

12.How many guys has Dante's girlfriend gone down on in Clerks?

13.Which was the only sequence in Dogma that Scott Mosier directed?

14.What is the name of Holden and Banky's comic in Chasing Amy?

15.As of the recording date on the commentary for Chasing Amy,which is Jason Mewes' favorite film out of the three that had been made?

PS. i thought these up off the top of my head(and know the answers)so please try to answer them without going back and watching all his films.</font>

1. Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma

2. Jee! Is it a "clerks" logo hat or I see before me?

3. Burt Raynolds (accept for the moustache)

4. Hooper X

5. He plays some relative of the vast Hicks family (or a tv exec.)

6. Dogma (I'm a fucking demon!)

7. In clerks William Black is non other the ye ol' Snowball in whom we all recognise Scott Mosier. In mallrats a new version of this character is played by non other than the "good year blimp" from American History X, Ethan Suplee.

8. It was to be Jason Lee, but there was some disagreement, i believe.

9. I think it was Holly Hunter. not sure though.

10. That was Dogma, only it was named differently. Can't remember how.

11. Home alone

12. 37 (come on, everybody knows that)

13. I'm at a loss of words....

14. Bluntman and Chronic

15. Probably Clerks. But that's a wild guess.

[Walt Flanagan's Dog]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by arseface7352:
1. How many times does Jason Lee say "holey shit" in mallrats?

2. What time does the light in the bathroom of the quick stop shut off?

3. What does broadie refer to the thing's penis as?

4. What is the name of Hooper’s comic?

5. Who is Hooper’s current lover?

6. Who are the three Jones sisters?

7. What line is said by both Ethan suplee in mallrats and Chris rock in dogma?

8. Name all the characters that Walter Flanagan plays in clerks

9. What animal does banky occasionally like to see woman with?

10. Who are the illustrious twelve?</font>

1. A gazillion?

2. 17:30

3. A "dork" of orange rock.

4. "White-hatin' coon"

5. I dunno. Pauly Shore?

6. Heather (Clerks), Trish the ish (mallrats)and Alisia (Chasing Amy)

7. Poopietrim (ore some such shit)

8. The guy in the wooly hat who decides to buy cigarettes after all, the guidance counciler, the offendid customer in the jizzmopper scene (where he buys glass cleaner and toilet paper) and believe one of the guys banging on the door, while Dante & Randal are attending Julie Dwires' wake.

9. Sometimes, not always but sometimes, he likes the idea of a girl and a horse.

10. Dante's old girlfriend club.

[bluntman86]

I'm answering all of these on my own just for the record,no cheating.

1.Clerks,Mallrats,Chasing Amy,Dogma,Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

2.Clerks

3.?

4.Hooper

5.?

6.There isn't a film where Jason Lee's charater dies.

7.?

8.Ben Affleck

9.Shannon Doherty

10.Dogma

11.ET

12.37!

13.?

14.Bluntman & Chronic

15.Mallrats


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[bob]

Verry impressive. The only question that no one got(i think) was 13, and you would had had to be paying very close attention on the Dogma cast and crew commentary to get that one.

[Muzz]

13. The scene where Loki and Bartleby reach New Jersey.

Damn, someone else got it.

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[Bartleby]

1. Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

2. Clerks

3. Burt Reynolds

4. Hooper X "BLACK RAGE!"

5. Dante Hicks, Gil Hicks, TV Studio boss (whom Kevin Smith has told us to assume is also called Hicks), Grant Hicks, Dante Hicks.

6. Dogma "I'm a fuckin demon"

7. Scott Mosier and Ethan Suplee

8. Jason Lee

9. Joey Lauren Adams

10. I have heard it was a rough treatment of Dogma.

11. Home Alone

12. 37 including Dante

13. I believe I read on viewaskew.com that it was when Bartleby and Loki hop over the little barrier onto the road leading into New Jersey.

14. Bluntman and Chronic

15. I'm gonna have to take a guess and say Chasing Amy, he probably said something like "this is my favourite of all our movies"