Who would win in a fight?

[ColinM]

I have played this game often with many of my real life friends using actors/actresses, celebrities, movie & TV show characters, real-life people, etc. I think it's pretty self-explanatory. I figured I'd post it here and see if it caught on. Be sure to post reasons why you think the person you choose would win.

To start...

Darth Vader or Darth Maul?

[Scarface98.9]

Vader. He's a mster, and Maul is an apprentice. but when u go through relationships, Kenobi beat Maul, but Vader beat Kenobi.

[Big Screen Fan]

I like this game. How about these 2....

Romy or Michelle?

[taurusbabe16]

Michelle she the mary!!!

Athos or Porthos or Aremis

[ColinM]

I'd guess Porthos. He always seemed like he had things well together, but I've never been a big Musketeers fan so I could be wrong...

Rick Blaine or Sam Spade? (Bogie from Casablanca or Bogie from The Maltese Falcon)

[Raw Chili]

sam spade

in a fist fight Rambo or Arnold's character in Commando???

[The Shadow]

ARNOLD!

Nicole or Penelope?

[Big Screen Fan]

Nicole would kick her scrawny butt, but Penelope would cuss her out in beautiful spanish.


Sean Connery as James Bond vs. Roger Moore as James Bond in a fist fight

[ColinM]

Definitely Connery. Moore has always been the weakest 007.

JoBlo or The Arrow? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Raw Chili]

They would knock each other out at a crucial moment in the fight, so neither of them would win.

Chris Rock or Chris Tucker???

[ColinM]

Chris Rock. He's got better jokes, and that's enough of an advantage if you ask me.

Obi-Wan Kenobi or Gandalf?

[Muha]

that depends... i would pick obi-wan if he was fighting gandalf the grey, but definitely gandalf the white would whoop kenobi's ass.


how about a tag team? Bill and Ted v. Jay and Silent Bob

[arto_j]

Jay & Silent Bob would curse their sorry asses back to 80's, just in time for Keanu to get some acting lessons.

Shaft(Sam Jackson) or Shaft(Richard Roundtree)

[Mr_Cheese]

Shaft (Richard Roundtree)... He is the original and not a sorry ass carbon copy... Don't get me wrong I like Samuel Jackson's acting but that updated Shaft was wrong like sex with a corpse...

Emanuel Lewis Vs. Gary Coleman?

[jackson13]

What Chu Talkin Bout?
Coleman would kick Websters ass!!

I asked this during the oscar chat:
Will Smith or Russell Crowe?
My vote goes to Will because he took boxing lessons and learned what it's like to be "The Greatest".

[The Shadow]

Definately Will Smith.

In a fist-fight, Robert De Niro or Al Pacino?

[notchreturns]

Probably Deniro, Pacino is starting to look like a old man.

travis bickle or tony montoya

[Raw Chili]

Travis

Jake Le Motta or Rocky??

[Big Screen Fan]

Le Motta the raging bull...he's not just acting it out.

Two unscary guys:
Tom Green or David Arquette?

[ColinM]

I think they'd kill each other at the same time, then we'd all be winners.

Mufasa or grown-up Simba?

[Jay_visigoth]

Simba would kick Mufassa's hairy ass-didn't he kill him in the movie?-! Disney has a tradition in NAILING its ENEMIES... lol

Neo VS Jason X !!!

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[The Shadow]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jay_visigoth:
Simba would kick Mufassa's hairy ass-didn't he kill him in the movie?-!

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Mufassa was Simba's dad. Scar killed Simba's dad and Simba eventually avenged his father's death by kiling Scar a la "Hamlet".

[Quebec-Joel]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jay_visigoth:
Neo VS Jason X
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Neo

let's match 2 weaks characters here :

Alvy Singer (Woody Allen in Annie Hall) vs Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke (Mel Brooks in High Anxiety)

[ColinM]

Alvy, because Woody would beat Mel Brooks over the head with the Oscars he won for that movie.

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro?

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[stanleykowalski]

De Niro! RAGING BULL!

Rosie O'Donnell vs. Kathy Bates

[Big Screen Fan]

Kathy Bates...she'd simply hobble Rosie


Richard Gere or Michael Douglas?

[The Shadow]

Hey Colin, you stole mine http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif!

Richard Gere

Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

[Melanie]

They wouldn't fight! they're best friends! oh well. Matt Damon would definitely win, though.


Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz or Lucy Lui?

[Movie Hunter]

Lucy Lu ........Looks like a Martial arts master anyway http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif .......

Jennifer Love hewitt or Jennifer aniston

[Dr. Lector]

love hewit would slap aniston across the face several times with her tits.

***gang war***
the corleones or the sopranos

[stanleykowalski]

The Corleones! They had Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan, Andy Garcia and even De Niro as a young Don Corleone!

Battle of the anorexic chicks: Calista Flockhart vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar

[notchreturns]

They would both role around on top of eachother for awhile, but end up breaking themselves in half.

Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo

[Congerking]

Indy all the way, he would whip his ass up


Ang Jolie (Tomb Raider) vs Milla Jovo (Resident Evil)

[JJBRWESQ]

Milla treats Mrs. Thorton like all her zombie friends.

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Val Kilmer v. Michael Keaton v. George Clooney

[The Other]

Damnit JJBRWESQ, you fuckin posted at the same (OF COURSE!)... Anyway, uh...

Michael Keaton because I like his movies better, even if he hasn't been in one for a while now.


Thora Birch as Jane (American Beauty) or Thora Birch as Enid (Ghost World)?

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[Dr. Lector]

Enid by far, Thora birch in american beauty was nothing, she looked like a fucking fairy

now here's a toughie

Clint Eastwood Vs. John Wayne

[stanleykowalski]

The Duke is the original and the best!

Pamela Anderson vs. Carmen Electra vs. Anna Nicole Smith

[ColinM]

Ah, and what a fight that would be! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif I'd say Pamela Anderson would win.

Jay Leno vs David Letterman?

[Big Screen Fan]

Jay has more body mass, David knows the right people...
but in a fish fight - Jay.


Claire Danes or Reese Witherspoon?

[stanleykowalski]

Reese Witherspoon, 'cause Claire Danes looks like a mental retard!

Mae West vs. Pamela Anderson

[Andrew Tom]

Mae West would kick Pamela's butt to kingdom come!


Zorro or Inigo Montoya

[ColinM]

Inigo Montoya. He'd switch hands halfway through the fight and psych Zorro out, then impale him! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

[stanleykowalski]

They would be in an existential crisis: "we're both Harrison Ford!" But I would support Indiana Jones: he's a tougher guy and Han Solo has Chewbacca and Princess Leia to support him.

Catherine Tramell (Sharon Stone in BASIC INSTINCT) vs. Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates in MISERY)

[Big Screen Fan]

Annie Wilkes - I love her. She would not be curbed by a bare assed foe.

C3P0 or The Bicentennial Man?

[ColinM]

The Bicentennial Man. C-3P0 is a gay lover, not a fighter. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Bugs Bunny or The Roadrunner?

[stanleykowalski]

Bugs Bunny- the Roadreunner would be the loser at least once!!!

Charlie's Angels fight: Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore

[ColinM]

Farrah Fawcett. The original always wins in these kind of fights.

Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon, Mel Gibson from Braveheart, Mel Gibson from The Patriot or Mel Gibson from We Were Soldiers?

[stanleykowalski]

Mel Gibson from BRAVEHEART. God! He fought for his country! The other are suckers compared to him- even though I've not seen WE WERE SOLDIERS.

Humphrey Bogart vs. Marlon Brando

[ColinM]

Bogart, baby!!!

Samuel L. Jackson or Wesley Snipes?

[Raw Chili]

in a fist fight wes would win

ed norton or steve buscemi??

[ColinM]

Ed would curb-stomp him.

Arnold Schwarzenegger or Steven Segal?

[Raw Chili]

Arnie, steve-o can't do shit

Sly or jean claude??

[stanleykowalski]

Hmmmm... A bomb would fall on them!
Sly, I guess

Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart in THE MALTESE FALCON) vs. Rick Blaine (Bogey in CASABLANCA) vs. Philip Marlowe (Bogey in THE BIG SLEEP)

[Raw Chili]

spade

rapheal vs. leonardo vs. michaelangelo vs. donatello???

[Andrew Tom]

Donatello, since he has more brains than any of the others.

Battle of the one-armed men

Ash from the Evil Dead-movies vs. Candyman

[Raw Chili]

Ash would win in a long hard battle

Chucky or The Leperchan?

[taurusbabe16]

Chucky

hoggle or ludo &lt;both labyrinth if any one doesnt know&gt;

[Raw Chili]

ludo

willow or mini-me???

[ColinM]

Good one! I'd say Mini-Me.

The Wicked Witch of the West or The Evil Queen from Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs?

[Ghostface 2000]

Witch Of The West

Errr...

Sarah Michelle Gellar V Kristen Swanson.

[Andrew Tom]

Sarah would win, she'd kick Kristy's ass back to the lousy TV-series.

The battle of the agents

James Bond(Sean Connery) vs. Ethan Hunt(Tom Cruise)

[ColinM]

Bond for sure!

James Bond (Sean Connery) or James Bond (Pierce Brosnan)?

[Ghostface 2000]

I think Peirce.

Melissa Joan Hart or Alyson Hannigan.

[Beautiful_angel29]

I think Alyson would win becuase in American Pie 2 she got the guy she wanted and Millisa just fell for a guy that wanted to use her to make money (because she was a witch)

[Raw Chili]

blankman or superman?

[ColinM]

Superman

John Lennon or Paul McCartney?

[Andrew Tom]

John Lennon

The Battle Of The Has-beens

Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[stanleykowalski]

Sly- forever Rocky!

King Kong vs. Godzilla

[The Shadow]

GODZILLA!!!!!!

Queen Alien VS Arnold VS Predator?

[ColinM]

I think Arnold by himself wouldn't be able to survive them both, so he'd get killed first after doing a sufficient amount of damage to them both. Then the Predator would kill the wounded Alien Queen, or at least take it down with him by blowing himself up.

King Kong or the Rancor from Return of the Jedi? (Assuming the Rancor is the same size of King Kong)

[arto_j]

Kong would kick Rancor's ass easily...It's so easily fooled. And that executioner-dude would have to cry his eyes out again. This all assuming that Kong won't fall in love it with it...


Conan the Barbarian or The Scorpion King?

[The Shadow]

CONAN! That pussy Scorpion King wouldn't know what hit him when Arnold arrived!

Stephen Spielberg or James Cameron? (Gay I know, but I just woke up, so give me a break)

[ColinM]

Spielberg. He'd toss him off the Titanic and feed him to Jaws or something.

Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan or Butters?

[arto_j]

Butters, of course. Kenny would die into an incoming bird or something. Cartman would screw 'em and go home. Kyle and Stan...I don't know, they couldn't stand that british accent.

Jay or Silent Bob?

[ColinM]

Silent Bob. He's the muscle...

Samuel L. Jackson or John Travolta (their characters from Pulp Fiction)?

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[Big Screen Fan]

Hm, that is tough. I think John was a bit more unhenged, I'll go with him.

Rob Lowe or Charlie Sheen?

[ColinM]

Charlie

Michael J. Fox or Jon Stewart? (both are short)

[Raw Chili]

Fox

lettermen or leno??

[ColinM]

I dunno...Letterman is funnier, but Leno seems like he's probably got a bunch of biker-gang buddies, so I think Leno would win in the fight.

Conan O'Brien or Craig Kilborne?

[The Handeman]

Craig cause he got a lot of crap on the daily show so hes tough

Try this one

Jeremy Irons or Bruce Willis

[ColinM]

Bruce! He turns me on, baby! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Liv Tyler or Kate Hudson?

[KornKidJedi]

Liv Tyler,She rocked in LOTR.

Bruce Campbell or Big Fat Party Animals who wear Hawiaian T-shirts??

[Lady Summerisle]

Hmmm, I don't know.... Bruce Campbell all the way.
Party animals in Hawaiian shirts may blind him, but he'd use his boomstick (shop smart, shop s mart) and chainsaw to mow their sigma chi butts to kingdom come.

PETER FONDA vs. DENNIS HOPPER

[ColinM]

Dennis

Strider or Luke Skywalker?

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[stanleykowalski]

Luke Skywalker, definetely!

Princess Leia vs. Galadriel

[ColinM]

Galadriel. Leia would win in a shouting contest, but Galadriel would whoop her good in a fight.

C-3PO & R2-D2 vs Merry & Pippin?

[arto_j]

Oh but of course C-3P0 and R2-D2. Why? I have no idea, they always seem to win, so why not right there?

Holden or Banky (of Chasing Amy)


I somehow keep bringing it to Kevin Smith all the time...odd.

[ColinM]

Holden would use Banky's feelings for him against him.

Jay or Mark Hammill ((from JASBSB) in a rematch?

[arto_j]

I don't know what happened in the movie, but I'd say that Mark Hamill would still kick his ass, even as an old alcoholic jedi.

Rambo or Rocky?

[ColinM]

Probably Rambo, since Rocky's brilliant strategy would probably be to allow Rambo to shot him until Rambo tires out, then beat on Rambo...

Agent Smith or Jackie Chan & Jet Li?

[bankholdup]

Hmm....well, hopefully Jet Li and Jackie Chan duke it out and Li kicks Chan's ass. And then Li kicks Agent Smith in the face. I love my imagination.

Batman (Keaton) vs. Superman (Reeves) vs. Spiderman (Mcguire)

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[ColinM]

In the comics, it would definitely be Batman. He knows all of Superman's weaknesses and can exploit them (he has in the past). After Superman goes down, it would be relatively easy for him to take down Spidey. But as for their movie selves...I think Superman would win.

I think that's a good question, so I'm not going to post another. Somebody else should give their answer to that one.

[Big Screen Fan]

I'm going to have to go with Batman all the way around. I agree with Colin on the comic issue....but feel the movie character batman is just tougher.

[bankholdup]

Ok, let's keep this game going. It's one of the best on the site.

MEMENTO BATTLE

Leonard vs. Teddy

This may be a somewhat "no-brainer" but I'd like to see more posts.

[pod2010]

Leonard, because everytime he looks at the photo of Teddy, he is going to want to kill him.

Ben Affleck or Matt Damon

[ColinM]

Ben Affleck, if Dogma is any indication...

Ving Rhames or Wesley Snipes?

[Irene Manor]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ColinM:
Ben Affleck, if Dogma is any indication...

Ving Rhames or Wesley Snipes?</font>


Rhames

opps...

Paul Schaffer or Bradford Marsellus?

I'd go with Schaffer for some reason. (Marsellus seems like the bigger wuss.)

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[pod2010]

schaffer

robert englund or wes craven

[ColinM]

That's like asking Urban Legend or Scream. Looking at it that way, Wes Craven would clearly win.

The Joker from Batman of The Green Goblin from Spider-Man?

[pod2010]

Green Goblin

Jason or Mike Myers

[ColinM]

Jason, I think.

Russell Crowe or Samuel L. Jackson?

[pod2010]

samuel l. jackson would kick his ass with his purple light saber.

jay or silent bob?

[ColinM]

This has been asked before, methinks. Silent Bob would win. He's the muscle.

Johnny Fontane (from The Godfather) or Frank Sinatra?

[pod2010]

frank sinatra, just think ocean's eleven

shorty (from scary movie) or cock knocker

[The Handeman]

frank would kick anyones a$$ anytime baby!

Chunk or Mouth from the Goonies?

[The Handeman]

sorry about that last one i think shorty would get cock knocker high and then like OD him, anyway go back to my goonies matchup!

[ColinM]

Chunk.

Battle of the Ocean's Eleven characters:
Danny Ocean (George Clooney) or Rusty (Brad Pitt)?

[The Grim]

Rusty

Mel Gibson or Danny Glover?

[ColinM]

Danny Glover strikes me as a surprisingly tough guy, but Mel Gibson can be really crazy! Just look at Payback, Lethal Weapon, Braveheart, The Patriot, Mad Max, etc. Gibson would kill him.

Harvey Keitel or Robert De Niro?

[bankholdup]

In Taxi Driver, De Niro would win...I'm not sure about it now though. They're both quite a bit older.....anybody care to take a stab at this?

[pod2010]

harvey keitel, he would use his devil powers from little nicky.

edward scissorhands or freddy kreuger

[Geronimo]

Freddie Krueger coz Edward has a conscience.


The shark from Deep Blue Sea or the shark from Jaws?

[ColinM]

Jaws. The shark from DBS may be slightly bigger, but Jaws is smarter and damn tougher!

Godzilla or King Kong?

[pod2010]

godzilla would stomp his ass

luke skywalker or mace windu

[ColinM]

Mace has more experience, plus it's Sammy J. He'd win.

Darth Vader or Mace Windu?

[James Logan]

Vader. That's what's gonna happen, anyway. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Here's a good one:

Padme Amidala or Jar Jar Binks?

[ColinM]

Padme. Of course, a retarded jellyfish could kick Jar Jar Binks' ass.

Shrek or Sully (from [b]Monster's Inc)?

[pod2010]

sully would kick the green monsters ass

yoda or mace windu

[ColinM]

I'm guessing Yoda just based on his experience.

E.T. or the aliens from Close Encounters?

[pod2010]

E.T. would phone home for his friends and kick ass.

mace windu (with no light saber) or shaft (sam jackson's shaft)

[ColinM]

Still Mace. That would be a cool fight to see, though.

Clint Eastwood or John Wayne?

[pod2010]

john wayne, the original cowboy

hayley joel osment or leonardo di caprio

[ColinM]

Haley Joel.

Haley Joel Osment or Leonardo Di Caprio?

[Bobdroopy]

Di Caprio

Ed Harris or Mel Gibson

[The Handeman]

Ed Harris, hes much tougher than Mel Gibson (opinion seeing i know im gonna be attacked by mel fans)

Rudy or Shane Falco

[The Grim]

Shane Falco.

Bam Margera or Tony Hawk?

[The Handeman]

ok ok seeing no one will answer i will its RUDY PEOPLE! GO IRISH!

new one

Agent J or Agent K

[ColinM]

Agent K. He's got the experience and he's smarter.

Battle of the Interview with a Vampire characters:
Lestat (Tom Cruise) or Louis (Brad Pitt)?

[Geronimo]

I would hope Louis but I guess Lestat would win.

Christina Ricci or Kylie Minogue?

[bankholdup]

Ricci. She could take her.

Beauty vs. The Beast

[ColinM]

Talk about a no contest. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif The beast would rip her head right off. The best she could do is try to seduce him, and something tells me it would not work.

Young Obi-Wan or Old Obi-Wan?

[The Shadow]

Young Obi Wan

Tyler Durden or The Narrator (Jack)?

[ColinM]

In a fair fight, Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt, that is).

The Rock or Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[bankholdup]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ColinM:
The best she could do is try to seduce him, and something tells me it would not work.

[b]</font>

It would work for me.

The Rock would win. Arnie's getting too old for that kind of shit. He's done.

Mr. White vs. Mr. Orange vs. Mr. Pink vs. Nice Guy Eddie vs. Mr. Blonde

the toughest mofos in Reservoir Dogs dukin' it out.

[Geronimo]

Mr. Blonde ofcourse! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mr. T vs. Hulk Hogan

[ColinM]

Mr T. It would be a close match, but Mr T could beat anybody.

Mr T or Satan?

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[arto_j]

Since I have absolutely no idea who the fuck is Mr. T, I'm going to say that he'll most likely beat the shit out of Satan. Especially if we're talking about the Satan that appeared in the South Park movie.

Buzz Lightyear or Sheriff Woody? (of toy story, of course)

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[Geronimo]

Buzz Lightyear

Britney Spears or Shakira?

[JonPulliam]

Shakira. Everything Brittney does (voice, choreography, etc. is made up by someone else. In a fight she wouldn't know what to do. She'd need her trainer there to coach her ahaid of time.

Bruce Willis or Denzel Washington?

Woah... that's a weird thought. Oh and the fight is NOT based on race because that WOULD matter. Trust me...

[ColinM]

Bruce.

Denzel or Wesley Snipes?

[taurusbabe16]

wesley baby BLADE 2 ALL THE WAY

battle of the brothers

Joey Matt or Andy Lawrance

[ColinM]

That would be the one who dragged the other two into fame in the first place...Joey.

Jennifer Lopez or Mariah Carey?

[Geronimo]

Mariah Carey for sure!

Eddie Murphy or Chris Tucker?

[ColinM]

Eddie. Chris is all talk.

Edward Norton or Jared Leto?

[JonPulliam]

Edward Norton... Leto is too prim

James Gandolfini or Joe Pesci

[Professor Falk]

Jimmy not only kills him dead, he hides the body and nooooobody ever finds it...

Charlie's Angels: Jaclyn Smith vs. Cameron Diaz?

[Delmore Schwartz]

Cameron Diaz for sure, dude. Smith is always way weepy in all those made for tv tear jerker things.

Diaz is fit, with long athletic legs that feature plenty of kicking power.

Ewan Mcgregor vs Johnny Lee Miller

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[JonPulliam]

McGregor

Matt Damon or Ben Affleck

[Geronimo]

I'd put my money on Matt Damon coz Affleck is just annoying.


Elijah Wood or Orlando Bloom?

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[JonPulliam]

Wood... I guess

Katie Holmes or Alish Dushku

[Delmore Schwartz]

Dushku, but only just. I reckon Holmes would have the edge in speed, but if Dushku grabs her, throws her to the ground and pins her with those breasteses, then it is all oveeerrr.


James Cagney vs Spencer Tracey. In their respective primes.



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[ColinM]

Cagney

The Ewoks or the Gungans?

[JonPulliam]

Ewoks... there are too damn many of them

Spider Man or Super Man (Toby McGuire or Christopher Reever) btw, we are talking about Toby now, and Christopher back in 1978

[ColinM]

In that case, Superman.

Orson Welles or Sidney Greenstreet?

[Delmore Schwartz]

Greenstreet, Welles is to fat and slow.

Alec Baldwin vs Harrison Ford

PS, There should always be reasons given for why you think someone should win IMHO.

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[Geronimo]

Baldwin coz Ford is OLD!

Calista Flockhart or Celine Dion?

[Delmore Schwartz]

Dion for sure. Flockhart wouldn't have the strength to raise her arms.


Jack Nicholson vs Humphrey Bogart

[Kastman]

jack nicholson.


leprechaun vs chucky vs the main puppet off puppetmaster. vs rosie odonnel

[ColinM]

I think the first three would team up and kill Rosie. After that...Chucky. That thing scares the shite out of me!

Mace Windu or Count Dukku?

[notchreturns]

Nobody fucks wit Sam Jackson.

Sean Penn in I Am Sam or Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man

[A.J. Hakari]

Sean Penn in I AM SAM. Take away his pancakes and watch him go medieval on Hoffman.

Jennifer Lopez in OUT OF SIGHT vs. Jennifer Lopez in ENOUGH

[JonPulliam]

Enough - that bitch is butch

Harrison Ford in The Fugitive or Harrison Ford in Patriot Games

[ColinM]

Fugitive

Arnold (Conan) or Arnold (Terminator)?

[A.J. Hakari]

Call me crazy, but if he can face off against a monster in a monkey mask with a straight face, Ahnuld as CONAN THE BARBARIAN can whup Arnie as the Terminator.

Matt Damon in GOOD WILL HUNTING vs. Matt Damon in ALL THE PRETTY HORSES

[JonPulliam]

dude, Good Will no contest... that boy grew up on the strizeets

(since we've been comparing acotrs in roles lately, I will continue to do so)

Van Damme in Bloodsport or Van Damme in Kickboxer

[Linus*likes*noise]

Bloodsport all the way

Sasha jenson HalloweenIV or Sasha Jenson Dazed and Confused

[JonPulliam]

Haloween IV

Bruce Willis in Die Hard or Bruce Willis in Last Man Standing

[A.J. Hakari]

Bruce Willis in LAST MAN STANDING

Nicolas Cage in SNAKE EYES vs. Nicolas Cage in CAPTAIN CORELLI'S MANDOLIN

[ColinM]

Snake Eyes. He was a friggin wuss in Captain Corelli's Mandolin.

For adventure computer game fans...Roger Wilco or Guybrush Threepwood?

[JonPulliam]

Wilco... weird one there http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Terminator or Robocop

[ColinM]

The Terminator.

Bart Simpson or Milhouse/Lisa combined?

[Geronimo]

The Terminator rules!


Sandra Bullock or Nicole Kidman?

[Delmore Schwartz]

Bullock. Too strong.

Harvey Keitel vs Michael Madsen

[Kastman]

madsen

ill repeat the unanswered one.

bart vs milhouse/lisa combined

[Delmore Schwartz]

Millhouse/lisa combined. Way too much fire power. There's alot of stored up rage in those two. And Lisa's way too smart for Bart.


Marilyn Monroe vs Marilyn Manson

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[Puck Bond]

Marilyn Manson

William Shatner vs. Edward Norton as Jack from Fight Club

[Kastman]

ed norton


JLH vs SMG (its probably already been done)

[ColinM]

Buffy would kick her ass all over the place!

Mr T. or Samuel L.?

[Linus*likes*noise]

Sameul L. All the way, he's the one with bad motherfucker on his wallet.

Thirgood (half baked)

vs.

Damon wayans(Blankman)

[A.J. Hakari]

Hmmm...toughie...but I'm going with Thurgood on this one.

Harvey Keitel in BAD LIEUTENANT vs. Harvey Keitel in PULP FICTION

[ColinM]

HK in Pulp Fiction! Winston Wolf kicks ass.

David Bowie or Michael Jackson?

[AuroraLucas]

David Bowie!!

Spock or Riker?

[ColinM]

Spock

Nosferatu or Dracula?

[A.J. Hakari]

Nosferatu

Russell Crowe in GLADIATOR vs. Russell Crowe in VIRTUOSITY

[Puck Bond]

Russell Crowe in Gladiator

Hans Gruber(Alan Rickman) vs. Simon Gruber(Jeremy Irons)

[A.J. Hakari]

Hans

Magneto from X-MEN vs. The Green Goblin from SPIDER-MAN

[bankholdup]

Magneto

Special Tag Team Matchup:
Mr. T. & Rocky vs. Raymond Babbit & Sam Dawson

[A.J. Hakari]

Mr. T & Rocky

Tag team-up: Shrek & Donkey vs. Rhett Butlet & Scarlett O'Hara http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[AuroraLucas]

Shrek and Donkey!

Harrison Ford as Han Solo or Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones?

[Linus*likes*noise]

Han solo!

Mark Hamil Luke skywalker(empire)

vs.

Mark Hamil Cock Knocker

[ColinM]

Well, I suppose I'd say the Empire Luke.

Robin Williams or Roberto Beningi?

[A.J. Hakari]

Roberto. He has the sugar high advantage.

The MacKenzie Brothers from STRANGE BREW vs. the Hanson Brothers from SLAP SHOT

[AuroraLucas]

Hanson Brothers.

Dumbledore from Harry Potter or Gandalf from LOTR?

[Barnumyay]

Gandalf!

Brodie (Jason Lee in JASBSB & Mallrats) vs. Banky (Jason Lee in JASBSB & Chasing Amy)

[A.J. Hakari]

Brodie

Patrick Bateman vs. Leatherface

[ColinM]

I dunno why, but I have a feeling that Bateman would win.

Hugh Grant or Colin Firth if the fight in Bridget Jones's Diary were to continue?

[notchreturns]

Colin Firth all the way.My grandma could take Hugh Grant.

The Battle of the Sam Jackson bad-asses.

Ordell from Jackie Brown or Jules from Pulp Fiction

[A.J. Hakari]

Jules

Denzel Washington from TRAINING DAY vs. Denzel Washington from THE HURRICANE

[edit]

Hmmm. I'd say Denzel from HURRICANE.

fist fight:
Arnold Schwarzenegger or Lou Ferringo?

[Johnny Utah]

I'd say Lou. He's got a lot of pent up frustration having done Hulk conventions all these years while Arnie rakes in $20 mil a picture.

How about Macaulay Culkin vs. Elijah Wood today?

[Puck Bond]

Frodo would kick his ass!!!

Jessica Alba(Dark Angel) vs. Jennifer Garner(Alias)

[ColinM]

Alba, but not by much.

Jessica Alba (Dark Angel) or Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy)?

[Geronimo]

Gellar (Buffy)


Spike or Angel?

[ColinM]

Angel. When he lets his dark side out...watch out.

(battle of the Buffy's)
Kristy Swanson or Sarah Michelle Gellar?

[edit]

Ok, so my "armwrestling" game sucked. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif
Let's continue here:

Kirsty Swanson!

Dolph Lundgren or Verne Troyer (Mini-me) http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[A.J. Hakari]

I'd normally say Verne Troyer for the stamina, but Dolph did do some damage in ROCKY IV. So Dolph would win.

The zombies from NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD vs. the zombies from RESIDENT EVIL

[arto_j]

The ones in Night of the Living Dead. Why? I thought they were scarier.

Gary Oldman in Léon (the Professional) or Gary Oldman in the Fifth Element?

[Puck Bond]

Gary Oldman in The Professional

Will Ferrell vs. Chris Kattan

[scottish-movie-freak]

Chris Kattan

The Blair Witch or The Mothman???

[A.J. Hakari]

The Blair Witch

HAL from 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY vs. the robot from LOST IN SPACE

[edit]

Hal

Mary or Ashley Olsen? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ColinM]

Mary. No, I mean Ashley. I mean...ah hell, what's the difference?

Jared Leto or Edward Norton?

[edit]

Edward Norton of course. He did beat the shit out of Jared in FIGHT CLUB http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Brigitte Nielsen or Dolly Parton?

[ColinM]

Dolly

Ellen Burstyn or Fionnula Flanagan?

[A.J. Hakari]

Ellen. She put up with a demon daughter in THE EXORCIST, so she can hold her own against the maid from THE OTHERS.

Steve Zahn in JOY RIDE vs. Steve Zahn in THAT THING YOU DO!

[edit]

Joy Ride Zahn

Sleepy Hollow Johnny Depp or From Hell Johnny Depp?

[Johnny Utah]

Probably Ichabod because he doesn't have so much absinthe.


Bill Pullman vs. Bill Paxton?

[A.J. Hakari]

Bill Paxton

the orcs from LOTR: FOTR vs. the zombies from DEAD ALIVE

[edit]

DEAD/ALIVE Zombies

Wolf Jack Nicholson or The Witches Of Eastwick Jack Nicholson?

[A.J. Hakari]

Something's telling me THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK Jack Nicholson

MAD MAX Mel Gibson vs. LETHAL WEAPON Mel Gibson

[scottish-movie-freak]

Mad Max Mel

Gentle alien from Mission To Mars or Unseen Gentle alien from 2001 A Space Odyssey?

[edit]

Alien from Mission To Mars

Steve Martin or Leslie Nielsen?

[A.J. Hakari]

Steve Martin, no contest.

Richard Gere vs. Crispin Glover

[edit]

Crispin (rulez!)

Prince or Michael Jackson?

[notchreturns]

They would both run away scared that their true identity as aliens would be uncovered.


George Clooney as Archie Gates in Three Kings
or
George Clooney as Jack Foley in Out of Sight

[Puck Bond]

George Clooney in Three Kings

Denise Richards vs. Neve Campbell in Wild Things!

[scottish-movie-freak]

Denise "I'm a serious actress" Richards


John Leguizamo in Moulin Rouge [midget style] or John Leguizamo in Romeo & Juliet??

[edit]

R&J Leguizamo

Battle of sluts & bolts http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Frankenhooker Patty Mullen or Bride Of Re-Animator Kathleen Kinmont ?

[edit]

Not very popular chicks eh?

How 'bout:

The Other Sister Juliette Lewis or Kalifornia Juliette Lewis? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[movielover-9]

Battle Of The Slayers
Eliza Dushku[Faith the Vampire Slayer on "Buffy"] vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar[Buffy, the original Slayer]

Sorry Sarah but I think Eliza would win. She can kick some butt!

[scottish-movie-freak]

Sarah...THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE SLAYER (Let us all forget Kristy Swanson)

ALMOST FAMOUS BABES

Kate Hudson, Anna Paquin or Fairuza Balk???

[ColinM]

I like all three, but definitely Kate Hudson.

Robin Wright or Joanne Whalley?

[edit]

Robin Wright

Marilyn Manson VS. Rob Zombie

[ColinM]

Rob Zombie

Edward G. Robinson or James Cagney?

[edit]

James Cagney

Denzel Washington or Will Smith?

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[Geronimo]

Denzel!


Reese Witherspoon or Alicia Silverstone?

[scottish-movie-freak]

Reese Witherspoon

Jude or Shazzer (both from Bridget Jones's Diary)????

[Zed]

Jude.

Now Spiderman played by Tobey Maguire or Batman played by Michael Keaton.

[bankholdup]

Batman...Spiderman's a chump.

The Red Milk Chocolate M & M vs. The Yellow Peanut M & M

[Geronimo]

LOL!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I'd say The Red Milk Chocolate M & M coz red is just a winning color!


Christine from Christine or the Car from The Car?

[Hobb's End Horror]

Christine.

Cousin It or Cthulhu?

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[edit]

Cousin It!

B-Actors:

Michael Pare or Richard Grieco?

[Geronimo]

Grieco.

Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?

[A.J. Hakari]

De Niro

Jeffrey Combs from RE-ANIMATOR vs. Jeffrey Combs from THE FRIGHTENERS

[edit]

Tough one...but I'll go with JC from Re-Animator.

Whoopi Goldberg or Oprah Winfrey?

[scottish-movie-freak]

Whoopi Goldberg

The Blair Witch Trio

Heather,Josh or Michael?

[ColinM]

Heather. She's one tough bitch.

George Clooney or Brad Pitt?

[Kimmy]

brad because clooney is old

paul walker vs. joshua jackson
difficult 1 i think

[PorcheRacer]

Paul Walker

Roseanne Arnold or Rosie O'Donnel

[ColinM]

Roseanne.

The Statue of Liberty or Big Boy (I think that's his name, the guy that holds up the burger that Dr. Evil escaped from the 60s in)?