Anybody see "Student Bodies?"

[Dominick]

This came out before "Scary Movie", I caught it on comedy central about a year ago. Anycrap it was so stupid it was funny. Im actually laughing about it now. It was a parody of all the cliched early 1980's horror movies. I missed the ending when the told the killer, but the opening killing was funny. it was easily forgetable, especially watching at 2:00 in the morning, but i remember a part where the killer was goin up the long stairs with a paper clip ready to kill the girl and he was like "Oh, these stairs, I hope i don't die before she does" damn that was so stupid it was funny.

[Green]

My friend was talking about this movie a while back, He said it was so dumb it was funny, I can't find it around here.....

[TomJ]

Yeah, I saw that years ago. I laughed my ass
off about the stairs and also when the killer
said, "I'M GONNA KILL THE KID WITH THE FUCKIN
GUM!!!" And I split my side when the killer
was breathing all extra hard as he stared at
the girls in the locker room, suddenly, the
camera falls down and a loud, pleausured sigh
is heard as well as the camera, which was
filming everything sideways. I know it was
dumb, but that's what it was about.
Tom J.

[!MorganOnyx!]

That movie is A BIG MANGO SIZED CRAP!
It's about as funny as a funeral.

[andy13]

AINT THIS WHERE THE KILLER, AKA THE BREATHER, KILLS PEOPLE WHO A PAPERCLIP...
WHAT'S THE SPOOF, WHERE IT'S AT THE CHEERLEADER SCHOOL, AT IN THE PRE-CREDITS BIT ALL THESE CHEERLEADERS IN A LINE GET IMPALED TOGETHER, LIKE A SHISH-KIBAB..

[Bearazz]

I loved this movie..the whole beginning with the Breather..After the the time she picks it up.."I said,huhuhuh(breathing noises)" or going up the stairs.."I wish i could kill the kid with the gum!"...and going to that one draw with all the weapons and what does he use but a paper clip!!!!HAHAHA! I always felt it was a classic!

[PanicTicks]

Jease. Every part you guys mentioned from STUDENT BODIES (with exception of the cheerleaders, that was a different movie) all occured during the first five minutes. Sure, the first five minutes were watchable, but STUDENT BODIES was pitiful. One of the producers is Alan Smithee, if that doesn't tell you anything. This movie had massive production problems and it shows.

[unicorn207]

I've seen it!! The first half was funny, but the second half looked like a last minute term paper for a film class. The head babe was clearly supposed to resemble Adrienne King. Strangely, she looked better with the wig!!!!

[zombiejason]

I feel so special.I HAVE seen Student Bodies.My friend made me rent it and I hated it.

[Hans, wihout Franz]

True, Student Bodies is not a classic but it is underrated. Some funny part's after the 1st 5 minutes:
At the prom: "Malvert pee red"; After getting a condom :"Holy mother and country, You're dead.(pause)Let's have one for old times sake."; The R Rating; and my favorite the high school's team at the football game.