hey how many girls are there at this site?

[Lannay]

Hey am i like the only girl on this site? Hey girls just speak up.

[Brock Landers]

I'm a dude, but a few chicks that I know about who show up fairly frequently in this horror forum are kerryanne, femme fatale and the night watchman /ubb/tongue.gif

[Mr. Ugly]

well im certainly not a girl

[Lannay]

i am a girl and i just wanted to see

[kerryanne]

I'm a girl...

[Brock Landers]

you're no girl kerryanne... you're a WOO-man... /ubb/wink.gif

[the night watchman]

I'm not really a girl, it's just that Brock brings out the woman in me.

/ubb/tongue.gif

[Brock Landers]

At least I don't bring out the man "in" you NightWatch /ubb/tongue.gif

[This message has been edited by Brock Landers (edited 02-23-2001).]

[Jezka]

Hi, I'm Jezka, and I am an alcoholic. Oops, wrong group. /ubb/wink.gif I mean, I'm a female.

[kerryanne]

Brock, I have the feeling brings out alot of things in alot of people, nightwatch man...it's good that your in touch with your WOO-man side. /ubb/smile.gif

[the night watchman]

I am. And that side is to my left in bed. /ubb/smile.gif

[Lannay]

i was just woundering

[Femme_Fatale]

I am a woman, or a girl, or whatever....hmmmmm /ubb/smile.gif
godamnit now im confused

lol @ The Night Watchman and Brock! u guys!!!!!

[the night watchman]

The real question should be, How many of the girls on this forum are HOTTIES? Are you babe-alicious? If you were president, would you be Baberham Lincoln?

You can lie.

/ubb/wink.gif

[Hypnotic Eye]

Night watchman, you have one sick perverted mind... although I was thinking the same thing...

[kerryanne]

I have to shave hair off my back...does that mean I'm a hottie? (hehehehe) /ubb/smile.gif

[Brock Landers]

I dig hirsute women kerryanne, what the hey, ya know, I mean I don't mind pulling pubes outta my teeth for the next week /ubb/wink.gif

...hey guys, do you really think a bunch of hot chicks are going to be hanging out in front of a computer? Naw, see, the only thing hot chicks will be looking at is the ceiling /ubb/tongue.gif

welcome alcoholic jezka... please join the majority... or at least me...

[kerryanne]

Wouldn't "Hot" chicks also look at the mattress,the wall...biting pillows?


[This message has been edited by kerryanne (edited 02-26-2001).]

[Brock Landers]

They most certainly would my "much edited" friend /ubb/wink.gif I saw your original stuff... naughty, naughty. All I can say is that if I thought there were actually hot chicks at this site, I would probably be typing a hell of a lot slower, dig? Damn, I'm starting to tingle right now. Sorry folks, you are just witnessing one sick puppy... /ubb/tongue.gif

[kerryanne]

Shite...was hoping nobody saw that...Yep...he walked by as I was editing..did exactly that...and I was like jello...except now I am being punished, and I have to wait... he keeps walking by and doing that,asking i I like it and walking away....what the hell is that all about?

[Brock Landers]

...seems a smart gent, I mean, the best way to prepare a steak, is to let it simmer in its own marinade for a while... that way it's nice and juicy, just bursting with flavor by the time you get to sink your teeth into it, I mean, who wants chopped sirloin when you can have prime rib? Damnit... I really ache now... sauteed mushroom anyone? /ubb/tongue.gif

[This message has been edited by Brock Landers (edited 02-26-2001).]

[fllatt]

Here's one. Out of all of the (ahem) hotties, woomans, and girls in here. Which femme fatale (no pun intended) in horror movies do you rate, compare, or have the same boob size as yourself?

Hee-Hee
I'm going to love these answers.

[The Arrow]

If the ladies have to give up their boob size, then all guys participating have to give up their dick sizes...sound fair?

Are you a Kevin Bacon? Or a petite Giovanni Ribisi?

Another thing, lets treat the ladies on the board like ladies...we're all gentlemen here right?????????

[This message has been edited by The Arrow (edited 02-27-2001).]

[Bearazz]

Just curious...but why are we checking out guys packages and girls racks?
I'm clueless to all this..

[The Arrow]

I have no clue...but I figured if the ladies are being put in this position so should the dudes...

BTW: I will not be participating to this bodypart contest.

[This message has been edited by The Arrow (edited 02-27-2001).]

[Bearazz]

Too modest, eh?

[loner]

I'll be the first to participate. I'm a Kevin Bacon and then some. Yep.

[Brock Landers]

I just gotta add that I respect all the chicks on this site... we was just playin'...

anywho...size? I'm actually quite small in that department, I mean, if I had to describe myself as a film title, "Se7en" would be the honest answer... /ubb/tongue.gif



[This message has been edited by Brock Landers (edited 02-27-2001).]

[Lannay]

I model does that make me a hottie or just a lucky girl who can take a ok looking pic.

[Lannay]

Just one more thing how did this turn into a size compation or what ever i was just trying to talk to some girls to see how their answers to some of the questions differ from guys answers. there really is no big diffrence.

[the night watchman]

Actually, if we are going to use movie titles, Brock's is closer to "8mm." /ubb/tongue.gif

[kerryanne]

Ooooh, thats gotta be...um...really...um...hey thats ok Brock...um....hey, night watchman...how do you know? /ubb/smile.gif

[Hypnotic Eye]

I'm guessing personal experience Kerryanne, but that's in bad taste. So I'll just say Night Watchman is psychic.

[kerryanne]

Or he's peeking in windows.... /ubb/smile.gif /ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by kerryanne (edited 02-27-2001).]

[Hypnotic Eye]

Haha.. agreed.. "And that's the end of that chapter..."

[Femme_Fatale]

lmao- when did this all get turned into a peep show?!!!! Well im staying out of it,

by the way, Lannay- i think u can safely say being a model makes u a hottie!!!!!

I get told a lot that i look like Sarah Michelle Geller-but i dont think i do! make what you will of that!!!!

[*veers*]

Femme_Fatale, you look like who??
Do you get over to Scotland much?

[Femme_Fatale]

i do actually, i have family in Dunfermline... /ubb/smile.gif

[fllatt]

See guys and gals, I just made a nice little community here! But seriously ladies. Would you consider yourselves as the Neve Campbell, Jamie Lee, or just the bodacious barbie doll blond (ahem...Femme) that gets it by the killer?

[Femme_Fatale]

I think i would be the best friend, knowing my luck, who dies in the most appauling way right near the end. then again, im not particularly slutty....

[*veers*]

Femme_Fatale, I am half an hour away from Dunfermline right now, any cousins that look like Sarah Michelle Gellar?

[Femme_Fatale]

nah- just my uncle, his wife and twin daughters (they are 6 by the way, before u get any ideas....lol)

[fllatt]

Femme: i don't think veers would mind that. he acts like he's six. j/k veers lol. By the way, veers i just put up the answer to your question in the star wars trivia forum.

[*veers*]

hey fllatt, dude, i act like I'm at least 10 years old. Man, I am in such a huff!

[fllatt]

hey, you're right about where i'm at then. /ubb/smile.gif

[Lannay]

I hate to say i think I would be the ditzy blonde who gets killed on accident i prob. would run into the knife before the killer would realize i was there.

[Brock Landers]

I happen to get along famously with my tumescently inflamed member. We are best of friends, I mean, I ain't embarassed that I'm only a little over seven inches when flaccid, I mean it's fine by me, besides I wouldn't change my little buddy for the world. Plus, I spend most of my time munchin' "shag" anywho. Never met the watchman personally, but I got some full frontal nude publicity pics of myself I could e-mail you from my short-lived "stunt cock" career in the amateur porn biz... /ubb/eek.gif

Lannay... depends on what you model... for Frederick's of Hollywood or Oprah Winfrey's Plus Size Catalog / Moo-Moo of the Month club /ubb/wink.gif

You sure do edit a lot lately kerryane... dirty, dirty /ubb/tongue.gif

[KornKidJedi]

I'm a man,but I'm a big girl

[Lannay]

Hey does this help brock i am 5 foot 7 inches and i am 110 pounds

[Brock Landers]

It helps me in more ways than you know Lannay /ubb/tongue.gif

[Lannay]

Brock you are scaring me

[Brock Landers]

relax Lannay, this IS a horror site, eh? You're supposed to be scared /ubb/tongue.gif

[Femme_Fatale]

Brock aint scary r u? hes a pussy cat really......meow...lol /ubb/wink.gif

[Lannay]

you are scaring me brock i am going to take that as a joke

[kerryanne]

Don't worry about Brock, Lanney...he doesn't mean anything by it. /ubb/smile.gif

[Lannay]

Just making sure.

[Brock Landers]

... ya know it's like I couldn't hurt a fly, except the one in my pants, that is. Ya'll womenfolk sure are great, I dig ya'll so goddamn much /ubb/wink.gif I say everybody get together try to love one another right now...ow.

[kerryanne]

Talk about me being naughty....lol /ubb/smile.gif

[Femme_Fatale]

depends. what exactly do u mean by 'love each other' is this another metaphor for something, Brock??

[Brock Landers]

I meant on a spiritual level... of course, I mean, after this weekend I am a bit on the spent side so the physical is out... at least until tonight, ya know, it's like chicks rock /ubb/wink.gif Is that a thumbs up, or am I just happy to see ya? /ubb/tongue.gif

[Lannay]

Yeah well I knew someone would change this into a ummmmm yeah talk.

[mafia]

(stumbles in) Can't believe I'm this late..

I'm a girl too!!

[Lannay]

Well pleased to meet you pleased to hear from any girl who likes Horror films cause my friends won't watch them with me or they will scream too much and ruin the movie.

[unicorn207]

And one of you think I'm disgusting? I think You could use this thread as a script for a porno movie.

[kerryanne]

Who thinks your disgusting?

[Horror Vixen]

HI, im a girl!! /ubb/smile.gif
im new too! this is my first post

[kerryanne]

Welcome horror vixen,again! (I already caught ya in misc.talk forum!)

[Tuukka]

I have always thought that men who claim that they have never bothered to find out how big their cock is are a bunch of liars.

Personally I'm a proud owner of 20 X 5 cm of pure meat... Not very big in the end if you compare it to Rocco Sigfredi but I bet most of you think I'm lying anyway...

Not that it would matter much anyway... Most girls dont really mind how "big" you are... Unless you are exceptionally small...

But small cock can be really helpful if you're into "dirtier" things like anal sex. Girls prefer it much more if you're small...

...Oops, was this supposed to be a film forum? Sorry... /ubb/wink.gif

[Lannay]

You got a little of coarse I think. Just a little.

[mafia]

He could be right.. My man has an unbelievable big, euh, can I say 'cock'? Or 'dick'? Or 'You Know What'? Anyway. Thing is, he's not that aware of the fact that his is huge. No one ever mentioned it to him..

[Tuukka]

It's interesting to see how long we can continue this topic before Arrow closes it...

I think I should state that the size of you penis is very important to men in general. If you're below the average (which is around 16-17 cm), it can do serious damage to your self-confidence. The funny thing is that most girls don't really seem to think that it's such a big deal. Then again, maybe they are just saying so and if I were a small one, I would have heard quite a lot about it.

BTW, does anyone know any horror movies that play around with the idea of castration? It's one of the most horrible things that a man can think of and I'm surprised that it's not used more often in movies. For example the idea of rape is pretty normal in horror movies but why is castration a taboo?


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[Green]

The guy in I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE gets castrated or all his junk cut off by the rape victim. It was hard for me to watch. I hope I didn't spoil it for anyone...

[Tuukka]

I have never seen I spit on Your Grave. I know that it has been released on video here in Finland but I haven't found it anywhere. I've heard that it's the ultimate rape-revenge movie.

[Brock Landers]

Tuukka... Gregg Araki's "Doom Generation" has a really disturbing castration with gardening shears by some skinheads listening to the star-spangled banner at the end... I always cringe when I watch it. "Doom Generation" may not be strictly horror, but it sure is f**ked-up, think David Lynch and Todd Solonz mixed together... /ubb/wink.gif

Three cheers for me! I saw 23 sets of boobies in New Orleans this weekend, and even got some close-up contact. Ya know, that city is something else, you can urinate in public, walk around drugged and sauced out of your mind, visit whorehouses and even climb up on stature of the Angel Gabriel in an above ground cemetary while barking at the moon at the peak of your acid trip... or so I've been told /ubb/tongue.gif

and all this sex stuff... I am completely shaved /ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Brock Landers (edited 03-12-2001).]