View Full Version : If you had to be killed in a Horror movie, who would do it and how?
12-15-2000, 04:13 AM
Me I would go for being ripped in half and eaten alive by some zombies like Rhodes in Day of the Dead.
12-15-2000, 10:18 AM
*veers* why would ya want that? (zombie completely freak me out.) I would want to die fast, and as painless as possible, so in the Final Destination style, smack me quick and fast with a bus... that should be pretty painless right?
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12-15-2000, 11:08 AM
I'd have a beautiful naked chick appear
in my waterbed, some good pop rock in the background, she'd flirt wit me a bit, dissapear and Freddy K would lunge out through the bed. He would slash and drown me entertaining me with one-liners. Now that's a way to go.
12-17-2000, 11:09 AM
Kevin Bacon style in the first Friday recently laid and it looked oh so class ! only bad thing he never saw who did it
12-18-2000, 02:38 AM
Glad to see I'm not the only sick dude out there. Hey if you've gotta go, you might as well go in style.
12-18-2000, 03:43 PM
I think we all would like too die suddenly with no pain but if I had to be tortured or whatever, this is how I think it would happen.
If Hollywood really wanted to make a horror film, they would have some one die in the most painful way on earth. 1st, make them sit and watch Titanic or some other piece of shit movie about a dozen times. Then tie them to a chair and name all of the cast and characters from all the Screams and Scream rip-offs. Then, just to add gore, take pliers and rip out each and every toenail and fingernail. Then move on to the eyebrows and eyelashes. Then chop off their head and use it for A. an oral sex aide or B. a basketball. Thats how I'd have someone die, PURE HELL!!!!
12-18-2000, 06:09 PM
Arrow, you picked the way to die!
12-18-2000, 06:47 PM
in a horror movie id like to die in a quick and painless way (just like kerryanne) but when i die in real life i want it to be like a huge massive comet or something would hit the earth and everyone would die, so i wont be the only one.
12-19-2000, 05:47 PM
Death by spam.
12-19-2000, 05:51 PM
I want all of these killers to hurt me as badly as they want to, then I'm nukeing them all and sending them to HELL!!!!!
12-23-2000, 01:51 PM
OOORRRRRRRRRR. I would just want to be shot.
12-25-2000, 03:22 PM
12-26-2000, 08:48 AM
How would I want to go? Hmm...Something quick, like the bus in "Final Destination".
12-26-2000, 11:37 AM
Die w/ honor. Me and the villan are covered in gasline after some cool action sceene. To save everyone else, I give the villan the finger then drop a match/lighter. While I die, at least I'm the hero.
The Texas Chainsaw Master
12-26-2000, 12:51 PM
I would like to be sucked to eath by a naked zombie chick. Even if all she sucks is my brain.
12-26-2000, 08:45 PM
I would want to be bitten by Dracula played by Gary Oldman. There's something very erotic and romantic about that.
12-26-2000, 10:55 PM
Well, I'd want to die alot of different ways.
1. Knitting Needle through one ear and out the other (Idle Hands)
2. Ripped in half at the torso (Too many to list, but I'd want it to be a clean swipe, and I'd still be alive)
3. Decapitated (Another one with too many to list)
4. 8 Legs grow out of the base of my neck and I would be a spider (Kinda like The Thing)
12-27-2000, 12:25 AM
Well if I ever ended up in a horror movie I would have to be the pissed of moody loner, that has a crush on the female star.
The kind of guy that says " Go, I'll handle this"., and then pushes the girl aside.
Then I would procede to do my damnest to kill the villian, and of course I'll come close. So the actual means of death would probably come in two forms.
1 I think I have destroied the killer, but he sneeks up on me and snaps my neck, stabs me in the back, or some other lame way.
2 I find some way to take the guy with me.
I set up a bomb or grenade and then try to blow us both up. Of course by this method I would have to have some witty retort before being blown to bits.
Of course thats what would probably happen.
Then again dieing while having a four way with Dracula's 3 lady vamps would be nice too!!
What a way to go!!
12-29-2000, 12:29 PM
Without question, I'd happily be killed by that zombie girl from "Return of the Living Dead 3", hopefully to the sounds of "Rapture" by Morbid Angel, and while in a very drunken state.
Yep, she can kill me any damn way she wants...
01-03-2001, 12:55 AM
if i was in a horror film and i had to die i would want it to be by the aliens in Alien. like i would be crawling in a a dark place with just mathces for my light and one match burns out and i freak out for a little bit and when i am able to light the other match an alien is like 6 inches from my face and before i could do anything the alien blows out the match. and the screen is dark and you just hear the alien going to work.
01-03-2001, 04:13 PM
I want to be possessed by an evil force and have Ash kill me.
01-11-2001, 03:09 AM
having my head blown up by Michael Myers....(Halloween 6)now that could be real interesting on the death certificate!!!!
People say that the want to die quickly and painlessly- i dont want to die quickly. i want to know that im dying!!!!! call me crazy if u will, but i want to be lay dying in a loved ones arms- in pain if needs be- so i can say goodbye to the world. (decides to leave and join a romance movie msg board....lol)
Dying after getting laid, is ideal isnt it? What if u got sh*gged to death? has that ever happened in a movie?
01-12-2001, 10:09 PM
Kuduos to Candyman, a well tought idea. Here's a couple ways I wouldn't biting the dust...
* Getting it on with Natasha Henstridge only to discover a few minutes later that she's an alien and get choppped up into bite sized pieces " Species" style
* Swallowed whole by Freddy Krueger " New Nightmare" style (yum)
* Head sqished till my eyes pop out by Jason in f13 2. Hey, I'm alway's looking for new experiences.
* For painless death, nothing does the trick like a good ol beheading.(actually you are psysically alive for about 15 minutes after being decapitated... ick!
Crazy Ol' Loomis
01-15-2001, 12:45 AM
The quickest and least painful way to die would be the bus thing from Final Destination. That's perfect. But the worst (that was in a movie) would be the hook thing in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Owch!!! And watching someone you love being butchered in front of your face while your dying. Horribly gruesome!!!
06-28-2001, 01:41 PM
Definitely Death in FINAL DESTINATION. Fate interrupted.
06-28-2001, 09:36 PM
If i was going to die in a horror movie i would like to go out like bishop being impaled and ripped in two by the queen alien.
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06-28-2001, 10:59 PM
I would have to go head up with Leatherface with chainsaws he has one and i have one , and at the end of the fight we cut eachothers head off at the same time.
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