Why aren't there any movies about these animals?

[Dark Minister]

OK, we have spiders, roaches, sharks, dogs, cats, lizards, bats, the list goes on and on, but what about these animals being killers in movies?

Porcupines-To show what an idiot I am, when I first heard the movie "Quills" mentioned I thought it was about killer porcupines! /ubb/smile.gif

Bulls- Tagline should be "They make your red clothes blood red.

3 Toed Sloths- Tagline- "We all know, sloth is one of the 7 Deadly sins"

Skunks- They could piss acid!! Whee!!

Rabbits- whoops, already been done!

Rhinos- Man, just imagine a herd of them destroying downtown L.A.!

Penguins- "The Artic Nightmare!" (Maybe they could get some of the penguins with the rockets on their backs in Batman Returns)

The best way to make these animals killers is to either:

A. Have them drink/eat toxikc waste

B. Have them experimented with by genetic scientists

C. Have them brainwashed by aliens

D. Just pissed because the ozone layer is be destroyed, Swamplands and Rain forests are dying, etc.

What do you think?

(Of course this is a joke, but most of them would be beter than "Bats" or "Night of the Lepus", hell imagine the wonderful scene of a penguin pecking the shit out of someone! Tee-Hee! /ubb/smile.gif

[AntonioDelLago]

Very interesting topic, DARK MINISTER, with insightful inclusions and hilarious taglines. I like the idea of the animals "taking over" and being pissed off because of what humans have done to the ozone layer and the environment. If done tastefully, like THE BIRDS or MIMIC, I think these "good animals gone bad" movies could be contenders, especially if directors like Joe Dante or Guillermo Del Toro helmed such a project.

[This message has been edited by AntonioDelLago (edited 07-12-2001).]