Your Rating Scales

[Dehydrator]

Mine is:

1/10: If I think about what I just saw, I'll kill myself
2/10: Remember me that I've seen this movie and I beat the shit out of you
3/10: Godawful, but maybe one or two cool things about it
4/10: I wish I hadn't wasted my money on this, but somehow, not bad.
5/10: Not a complete waste of time but I could have spent it better
6/10: Good, but nothing to make me rave about
7/10: I'm glad I saw this and I'll see it again
8/10: I love this movie
9/10: I DEEPLY love this movie
10/10: I think I'm in Heaven

[izombie]

1/10: I would have had more fun pleasuring myself with a handful of steel wool.
2/10: Was I drugged? I feel violated.
3/10: I want my money and the past two hours back.
4/10: I knew I should have rented Gothic....
5/10: I really didn't want to finish the house work anyway.
6/10: If it comes on cable I might check it out again
7/10: Money and time well spent, will recommend to friends!
8/10: Kick ass!
9/10: If I rented it, I make it a part of the collective!
10/10: The only thing better would be Anna Falchi knocking at my door

[Horror Hippie]

0/5 - Flush it.
1/5 - May have been something I liked for a minute.
2/5 - Rental worthy, but nothing more.
3/5 - Average, right in the middle, i both loved and hated it.
4/5 - Great movie, could have had something a little extra to put it over the top.
5/5 - Only a few things are better than this, and unfortunately, you can't get them from a movie.

[ParileseMonster]

1/10: Shit! When Am I gonna Learn Not To watch a movie just because the box cover looks cool?
2/10: Someone suggested this crap? Must be a damn Scream Fan!
3/10: Id rather shop for tampons
4/10: Id rather change a Seniors depends undergarment at work, than watch this.
5/10: Good thing this was a free rental
6/10: Good thing this was a dollar movie
7/10: I will always remember you but probally not watch you again. Actually my memory recollections in the future will look and sound better.
8/10: Wow This Has great gore
9/10: Wow this has great gore, good actors, and a great plot!
10/10 Wow not only does it have a great gore, good actors and a great plot, It also has great music and it also has
TITS, ASS AND BUSH ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
WOW! YIPPI! AYE AYE AYE!!!!!! AHHHHHHH! WHOO HOOO!
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T,A,& B! T,A,& B! T,A,& B! T,A,& B! T,A,& B!


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[oTrunks]

1/10: That was a movie? I thought it was a Preperation H commercial!!
2/10: I know I didn't pay for this.... did I? I think it fried my brain cells.
3/10: Heh, it wasnt THAT bad.... I can remeber who survived!
4/10: The T&A saved it.... BAREly.
5/10: It could've been worse... they could have tried to save it with T&A alone.
6/10: I find myself flashing back to the bad guy/killer as I lay down in the dark to sleep.
7/10: This wasn't that bad... I'll tape it if it comes on TV, if only for futher reference.
8/10: I'd order this on PPV or rent it, but I'm not sure sure I'd pay +$15 to buy it.
9/10: Honk my hooter.... +$15 seems fair....
10/10: Well, what do ya know... MOMMY I"M SCARED!!!!!!!!!

[SteveSzyk]

A+: Amazing, and Flawless (The Others, The Exorcist, A Nightmare on Elm Street)
A: Fantastic (Joy Ride, Angel Heart, The Tingler)
A-: Terrific (Army of Darkness, Cujo, Demons)
B+: Great (The Entity, Friday the 13th, The Funhouse)
B: Good (An American Werewolf in London, Hatchet for the Honeymoon, The Hills Have Eyes)
B-: Decent (Bless the Child, The Brood, Prince of Darkness)
C: Nothing Great (Urban Legend, Urban Legends: Final Cut, Cut)
D: Bad, Real Bad (Amityville Horror, American Psycho)
F: Shit (Bloody Murder)

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[Headbangerzombie]

0/4- your better off shoving a machete up your ass, unwatchable shit
1/4- incredibly bad, barely watchable
2/4- medicore, OK at best
3/4- good, solid entertainment
4/4- classic, flawless entertainment

[EDsoulsurvive*]

1/5 - am i having a hangover? no, i'm remembering a scene from this movie
2/5 - a barely decent movie. possibly worth a rent
3/5 - an good movie, recommendable
4/5 - wow, a great movie that i'm definitely adding to my collection.
5/5 - a fantastic, terrific, etc. movie. if i went to a movie theater in heaven, this would b playing 24/7

[sandwich]

1/10. 2 minutes of seeing this flic is too much!
2/10. this is a real good B movie!
3/10. isnt there any parts of this that i cant predict?!
4/10. maybe if i were drunk...
5/10. 40 years ago, maybe this flic...
6/10. gotta fastforward some places...
7/10. make up sucks, but ok story..
8/10. gotta watch it again!
9/10. ..gonna buy this!!
10/10. this flic goes beside my copies of, 'halloween, 'psycho, 'excorcist, 'texas chainsaw......!