You might be in a horror movie If??

[Hauntedween]

You might be in a horror movie if ...

your bestfriend always shows up after a accident or untimely death .

If your chillin in the woods and you hear chi chi chi ha ha ha ...

If you all can think of some post them

[Hauntedween]

also u know your in a horror movie if your life feels like a sequel and you have new friends to replace previous ones

[izombie]

You have a 'groovy' chainsaw in place of one of your hands and a boomstick in the other.

[Mojo67821]

Bravo Hauntedween...good idea...well...let's give it a try...

You might be in a horror movie if...

you're 28 and in high school...

that's the only good one I could come up with

[MICHAELvoorhees]

I seem to show up after a unsolved death or accident, also my hands always have red paint or marker on them. But i dont kill anyone, im just the main suspect who doesnt turn out to be the killer.

[ParileseMonster]

You look out the window and see a strange looking guy within the clothes hanging on the clothes line! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/tongue.gif

You are with a bunch of chicks and all of a sudden some of them get naked and dance to crappy songs. ( girls nowadays do not get naked in front of each other any more http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif why is that? But in slumber party movies they do!)

You stay at a hotel or get your rv repaired at a place that has a pet aligator/crocodile.

You almost run over a guy in the road and when you talk to him he tells you some crazy shit then he shows you an eyeball! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[fattyisevil]

You're in a Horror movie if a huge circus tent appears in a forest out of nowhere.

[ominous_oat]

You might be in a horror movie when:

Sign 1: you're lights go out

Sign 2: you hear a "weird noise"

Sign 3: Some guy in a mask is carving you up with a butcher knife

Sign 4: You're dead, and you're friend finds you on the floor and screams, then she gets killed too.

[Hauntedween]

you in a horrormovie if the killer decides to tell you what they are going to do before they kill you .

[Stefan]

You might be in a horror movie when you tell people of the supernatural things or about the psycho or monster running loose and nobody believes you and think's you are crazy. They think you are crazy despite actually being right. I can actually relate to this because people think I am crazy for the way I live my life and I am not. Anyways Stefan's out. P.S. my crazy life does not have anything to do with being illegal.

[Zing!]

You might be in a horror movie if...

1. The light bulb you just changed is now burned out.

2. You keep a whole arsenal of extremely sharp kitchen knives on your countertop.

3. It's a full moon and/or storming outside.

4. The cops won't believe what you're telling them.

5. Your car won't start.

6. You feel an overwhelming desire to investigate a strange noise.

7. You live within driving distance of an insane asylum / mental ward or prison.

8. You get laid without even trying.

9. You actually DO say: "I'll be right back..."

10.Strange, creepy music keeps playing in the background everywhere you go.

[blue rose]

You wake up from a bad dream with a burn on your arm.

[malaria]

...You're sitting at you're computer right now reading through the forum topic "You might be in a horror movie if..."
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Ha ha made you look behind you!! Hee hee hee. Hold on there's someone at the door I'll be right back.....................

[The Boogyman]

you might be in a horror movie if...

freddie prinze jr is in your english class...

youre at a party full of sex and drugs...

you receive phone calls from a dude with a creepy voice and he asks you what your favorite scary movie is...

if your school janitor knows a little too much about the past...

[Skaboy18]

You might be in a horror movie if:
You eat barbacue from a store in Texas http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Zing!]

lol LOL lol!!! Boogyman - that Freddy Prinze, Jr. one was priceless!!! I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard!!!!!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Fulci]

You might be in a horror movie if Linnea Quigley gets naked in front of you.

[Hauntedween]

You might be in a horror movie if your the only black friend in a group of whitekids and some shit happeneds and they send you to check it out . Also you might be in a horror movie if the first of your friends to die is the black ones . I love being black but damn throw us a bone every once in awhile i mean the last time was house on haunted hill with Taye Diggs and even that shocked me . , lol

[janesworld]

You might be in a horror movie if you fall down every time you try to run.

[ERIN_LoJ]

You might be in a horror movie if....

your car breaks down on a dirt road and your friend goes looking for help while you stay behind....

you rent a cabin in the woods....

trees start falling down around your cabin...

you hear howling outside the cabin....

you find an old book and start reciting passages...

you move into a house that was ridiculously cheap.....

youre house is buried over a graveyard....

a wierd man stops by your door and then dissapears...

your daughters dissapears and then you find her in the t.v....

Okay, I'll stop now. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif