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chinton
01-16-2002, 06:15 PM
Hey everybody, Chinton is here!


As you can tell from the title of my topic I really dont like ISKWYDLS. In fact I was amazed at its stupidness. Admittedly I wasnt wild over the first one but after seeing the sequel I would sit through the first one anyday. My point of my topic is this. This movie is so bad its funny and I wanted to point out a few reasons why. I was inspired by Scullys brilliant dissecting of Bloody Murder. If you have not seen that post run to see it now. Here are a few reasons why I hate this movie.

1. BRANDY, BRANDY BRANDY!!!!!!- Now Ill admit I thought Brandy's acting was non-existent in here, but at times in the movie I felt as if she was cast simply to have a big star in the cast, not because of her acting abilty. Can you just see the director saying "Guess what Jenniffer, Brandy is going to be your new best friend!". Im not saying that directors never put stars in movies becuase there stars but usually they have some acting worth.

2. Wow Julie is so okay with death. Not soon after Julie gets there she claims to have seen a dead body in her closet. This frightens her..... for about five minutes and then its off to the tanning salon. This was so ludicrous it was funny. Usually when I see dead bodys I freak out for longer. Maybe thats just me.

3. Oh no! Julie is trapped in the tanning bed, what can we do. How about turning it off you idiots. Ive seen charcters do dumb things before but this just killed me.

4.Move your ass you stupid bitch! Its bad enough that the killer walks but cant people pick up their freakin heels. If I was in that movie I would laugh at Julies third grade survival skills.

5. Its bad enough the endings recycled but doesnt Julie know you shoot the guy in the HEAD!!!! Obviously he has a bullet proof vest on. Maybe its me but if you shoot a person many times then blood comes out. No blood=vest.

6. Was it just me or when Julie got pulled under the bed, you screamed SWEET JESUS YES, KILL THAT ANNOYING BIMBO".

Oh ya and then dont forget the atrocious acting and the script that was written by a five year old or someone who doesnt know what the capital of Brazil is.

Did this move annoy anybody else.

countchocula
01-16-2002, 08:01 PM
Great post, Chinton! ISKWYDLS has no merit whatsoever. I understand that studios have to make money to stay in business, but can't they at least put together some halfway decent flicks that aren't completely void of originality or creativity? Granted, slashers aren't generally known for those two attributes, but when there's not even ample amounts of gore and/or nudity to fall back on, then what's the use? This film is a perfect representation of why I'm glad that the slasher subgenre is temporarily dead. Then again, nobody's forcing me to watch trendy garbage such as this or even acknowledge pop culture fuck-ups, but every man has his limits.

chinton
01-16-2002, 09:25 PM
I know there are more people out there that hate this movie

*sweet psychotic*
01-16-2002, 10:25 PM
Benson= Ben's Son LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL That alone was so gay I can't even express my hate and disbelief for this movie, I didn't even like the first one and Ryan Philippe is hot! He didn't even save the movie for me! Brandy, how retarted and, well, the entire cast.

Jewbo
01-16-2002, 10:52 PM
i hate this damn movie along with 99% of all other modern horror films that includes the crappy scream trilogy.

FeverDog420
01-17-2002, 02:45 AM
This isn't a movie - it's an experiment to see how many wet tee-shirts J.Love's tits can cling to in ninety minutes.

izombie
01-17-2002, 09:48 AM
Similar topic here:

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/Forum19/HTML/002459.html