Dark Minister
02-26-2002, 12:27 PM
Hey guys, got a HUGE favor to ask of you. Please stop buying Fangoria magazine, or if you have a subscription cancel it. The main reason that I am asking you to do this is because I entered the Christmas fiction writing contest that they were having back in Dec., and got an email back from that prick Thomas Deja who "writes" for this piece of shite magazine that was insulting to me and the story that I entered. He was unprofessional, rude, and just an asshole in general in this email. Strangely when I emailed the moron editor to complain about it all he could say is that Deja was having "a rough period". Yeah, like anything he writes sucks ass and he thinks that he is a big best selling author even though he can't get anything published outside of this crappy magazine. Oh, and there are other reasons to stop buying this rag as well:
1. It is too expensive! $8.00? Man, why would you pay $8.oo for a bag of dog shit? Well, that is exactly what you are doing if you buy this mag.
2. FUnny how they love a movie until it comes out and bombs, then rip it a new one. (Psycho remake, Mimic, etc)
3. The reviews for movies are written by a complete moron who makes fun of everything and tries very hard to sound like Leonard Maltin but fails miserably (WHy would you want to sound like him anyway?)
4. The limited amount of words these "writers" know. Grab any issue and count the number of times a movie is called a "chiller" it usually runs between 15-30 per issue.
5. Finally, their info is usually wrong. I wouldn't belive these guys if they told me that the sky is blue.
1. It is too expensive! $8.00? Man, why would you pay $8.oo for a bag of dog shit? Well, that is exactly what you are doing if you buy this mag.
2. FUnny how they love a movie until it comes out and bombs, then rip it a new one. (Psycho remake, Mimic, etc)
3. The reviews for movies are written by a complete moron who makes fun of everything and tries very hard to sound like Leonard Maltin but fails miserably (WHy would you want to sound like him anyway?)
4. The limited amount of words these "writers" know. Grab any issue and count the number of times a movie is called a "chiller" it usually runs between 15-30 per issue.
5. Finally, their info is usually wrong. I wouldn't belive these guys if they told me that the sky is blue.