How would you prefer to die?

[CruJonesIs Rad]

If you had a choice, a say in the matter, how exactly do you wanna bow out of this mortal coil? And don't anybody say "natural causes" or "old age." Be serious or silly. Be creative!

I myself would be satisfied with being struck by lightning, or blown to bits by igniting over a dozen sticks of dynamite that I have duct taped to myself in front of Buckingham Palace. Also, bleeding to death after getting my dick cut off by a lawnmower might be fun. So how about you?

[Andrew Tom]

First I'd like to be crucified to the floor, then my eyes cut off. After this I'd like my stomach to be opened and my guts spread around the room. Then my all my limbs cut off before my decapitation.

I just hope no one takes advice from this and attack me or anyone else with these kinds of intentions.

[CruJonesIs Rad]

Hmmmm, nice.

More?

[Dehydrator]

I WILL NEVER DIE!

[Pumpkinhead]

I'd like to be skinned to death with a cheese grater.

[SteveSzyk]

Moving to General...

[Jim The Monster]

First my arm would be cut off with a machete, then I would be tied up. They would spread bees all over me, pour gasoline on me and then put me on a hook (Texas Chainsaw Massacre style) and then light my day up.

[CruJonesIs Rad]

It also might be fun to be thrown directly into the path of an oncoming speeding Greyhound bus and a Mack eighteen wheeler on a collision course for each other by some druids with your scrotum sewn to your forehead and a large bowie knife protruding from your helpless butthole

[Kim_EZ]

... morbid x.x;;;;

Anyway, if I had to die and how...

I'd wanna die from an aneurysm (?) during a soccer game so all the people who made fun of me in high school - who are there too - would see me die. Then they can all feel guilty.

I dunno... The fact that I'm gonna die terrifies me. It's like my fear of being buried alive or waking up in a sewer.

[Dark_One79]

An anonymous poster asks a seemingly harmless question on a horror web board.

"How would you like to die? Be creative."

Seems like an interesting premise for an actual horror film to me. After gathering up all these scenarios, he actually subjects each person to their "ideal" death.

Hmmm. Don't be getting any ideas CruJonesIs Red.

[bowieee]

Crushed to death by a pile of butt naked beautiful women.

[Lindsey]

I'd like to be fucking my brains out with some stud, then suddenly fall over and die with a smile on my face!

[CruJonesIs Rad]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dark_One79:
An anonymous poster asks a seemingly harmless question on a horror web board.

"How would you like to die? Be creative."

Seems like an interesting premise for an actual horror film to me. After gathering up all these scenarios, he actually subjects each person to their "ideal" death.

Hmmm. Don't be getting any ideas CruJonesIs Red. </font>

Ok now, Dark_One79, it's CruJonesIs RAD, not red, get it? You know, one of the most wonderful 80's movies of the 80's? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif Now, how would you like to die? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Cyclonus]

I've always imagined myself dying like Ripley in Alien 3, taking a swandive into a pit of molten iron or a lava lake. It had a certain noble quality, beautiful in it's own way.

*whispers* that's my girl hon! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif



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[EvilAsh]

If i actually had to pick it would b in a hail of bullets. HONG KONG STYLE

[asyouwish530]

I would like to be trampled to death by fans at a chaotic rock concert or by a herd of African wild rhinos while I'm on a safari, or by alcohol poisoning or by falling out of a moving roller coaster that was really truckin' down a steep ass hill

Or by jumping off the Eiffel Tower dressed like a viking

[nightmareman]

I want to be put in a airtight steal box thats so small that I have to tuck my knees in, and be dropped off in the deepest part of the ocean, see if I die from the presure as the steel box crushes me slowy and my veins pop open from the pressure, LOL.

[pedro]

A graphic way to die:

Getting staked to a wall, having my legs broken so i'm left hanging. And then getting my innards ripped from my body.

I would also like to die trying to jump a speeding vehicle or having sex.

[Jewbo]

crappy but in my sleep.

[Andrew Tom]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by pedro:

I would also like to die trying to jump a speeding vehicle or having sex.</font>

Why not try to jump out of a speeding vehicle while having sex?

[mattjk_17]

Good topic, I'd say something involving guns and/or swords over a pit of boiling hot lava.

[izombie]

While this may be an interesting topic, it's rather a stretch from Horror Movies so it's going to be closed.