View Full Version : Which Breakfast cereal Icon do you think would make the best horror movie villian.
bowieee
02-27-2002, 06:52 PM
I would have to say Tony the Tiger gone bad. Seriously what would be scarier then a big ass talking tiger talking about how grrrrreat! it is to kill you.
Jim The Monster
02-27-2002, 06:57 PM
The Trix rabbit. Right when them kids say "Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids" the rabbit would turn into a huge beast tearing the kids apart and then he would say, Silly kids, Humans are for me.
Jim The Monster
02-27-2002, 06:58 PM
The Trix rabbit. Right when them kids say "Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids" the rabbit would turn into a huge beast tearing the kids apart and then he would say, Silly kids, I don't want Trix, I want YOU!
AlienClown
02-27-2002, 07:10 PM
Heh, as soon as I saw the topic name, I just thought of countchocula, especially because of the poster named that on the board!
If the Leprachaun movies had NEVER been made, the Lucky Charms Leprechaun would have been a cool pick.
The bee from Honey Nut Cheerios could cover his victims with tons of honey and sting them. That would be pretty good.
I don't think Captain Crunch could stand up against the pirates already seen in The Fog, so he's no good.
Tony the Tiger could be cool, but the Cocoa Puff bird is so damn nuts (!) he'd make a great killer.
And I'm sure the Trix rabbit is REALLY PISSED OFF by now, I've wanted him to get the goods for so long now, its time he took them for his own already!
countchocula
02-27-2002, 07:12 PM
Other than my user name, I'd have to say Snap, Crackle, and Pop, those bizarre, pint-sized, disturbing mascots for Rice Krispies. I don't know what it is about those little buggers that irks me so, but they just don't seem as wholesome and chipper as they profess to be. I can effortlessly picture them in a snuff film, donning S&M gear and gallivanting about with whips in hand. I believe their intentions to be depraved and ruthless.
Pumpkinhead
02-27-2002, 07:54 PM
Interesting topic. I don't know, what about the quaker oatmeal guy?
APzombie
02-27-2002, 08:10 PM
those little Rice Cripsey nomes, they crawl into your skin like bugs off the Mummy and make Rice Cripsey Treats out of your fat and bones.... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif
CruJonesIs Rad
02-27-2002, 08:15 PM
King Vitamin
EvilAsh
02-27-2002, 08:53 PM
Fuckin Boo BERRY all the way!
nightmareman
02-28-2002, 12:42 AM
SUGA BEAR WOULD BE SO SMOOTH YET SO BAD
the honey monster off sugar puffs, he'd be a fuckin psycho!
malaria
02-28-2002, 12:45 PM
The Quaker Oats guy would make a great Witchfinder General.
bowieee
02-28-2002, 01:11 PM
The trix rabbit does seem unbalanced doesnt he. I could just see him spouting "Trix are for me Motha Fucker"
The Quaker Oatguy would make a super scary killer. Religous Zealots always creep me out.
Haddonfield
02-28-2002, 04:25 PM
to rip off George "the master/GOD!" Carlin for a second...
"This moring i got into an argument with my Rice Crispies. i distictivly heard Snap, Crackle, Fuck him!"
Haddonfield
02-28-2002, 04:26 PM
how bout that thing from the honey comb hideout?
Trixieangel
02-28-2002, 04:31 PM
definitly sugar bear. Either that or that talking mini wheat
Scully1888
03-01-2002, 12:26 PM
I dunno if these guys exist anywhere other than Britain, but here goes:
Coco the Monkey (of COCO POPS fame) taking on that little alien guy from the RICICLES box. That would rule the world.
Of course, there would need to be an appearance from Uder the Cow (the thing that says "MEEEELK EEEET" in the adverts).
Mr. Movie Man
03-02-2002, 03:27 AM
Michael Jordan, from the Weaties box.
Bloodybitch13
03-02-2002, 04:22 PM
Trix rabbit definatly. I always feel so sorry for him.Those kids need to learn to share. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif
Cyclonus
03-02-2002, 04:24 PM
I'd take to take this opportunity to say I get really pissed when his disguses are foiled! Come on, what harm will it do to let him have a little? I personally think these kids are just being greedy!
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EDsoulsurvive*
03-02-2002, 05:14 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bloodybitch13:
Trix rabbit definatly. I always feel so sorry for him.Those kids need to learn to share. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif</font>
don't worry bloodybitch, they'll get theirs' one day...one of these days...
Hell Phantom
03-02-2002, 06:50 PM
The Fruit Loop bird, he would beck the shit out of everybody.
Then the lucky charms leperchaun would do some crazy shit like lepercahun and wishmaster. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Then Trix Rabbit will put on a hocky mask and get a chain saw VING VING VVVIIINNNGGG!
LET THE BLOOD FLOW LIKE WINE!
Ed King
03-03-2002, 04:59 AM
Mr. T , oh yes, it would have to be Mr. T. Fool !
A.J. Hakari
03-03-2002, 12:36 PM
Fred Flintstone could flip out from Barney stealing his Fruity Pebbles. Today, Bedrock; tomorrow, Crystal Lake http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif
DisturbedCandyman
03-03-2002, 05:20 PM
What about Cap'n Crunch...he's old and senile and would go freaking nuts
skweemkween
03-04-2002, 10:24 AM
This is a wwwwwwway 70's reference, but:
the clown from the original Kaboom cereal box.It was and is my all-time favorite cereal.Clowns man. Fuckin' clowns.
Razorblade Smile
03-04-2002, 12:04 PM
How about those Soggies? They use to always fuck up my Cap'n Crunch. I bet they would make for a good episode of Tales from the Crypt.
pilgrm
03-06-2002, 11:32 AM
Captain Crunch or the Lucky Charms guy
A.J. Hakari
03-06-2002, 01:13 PM
And the rooster from the Corn Flakes box could team up with the Cocoa Puffs bird.
And no one mentions Franken-Berry or Boo-Berry?! C'mon people!
James_Sully_Sullivan
03-06-2002, 01:41 PM
Belive it or not....the Quaker oatmeal guy used to scare the living shit out of me,
HE LOOKS SO DAMN HAPPY!! What is he holding behing his back?!?
And whoever said about Tony the tiger...LOL
gorysnoopy
03-06-2002, 04:39 PM
the quaker oats guy and the cream of wheat guy team up ala SCREAM and kill off all the cereal characters.
and the kaboom clown was scary...
boo-berry always looked kinda gay to me
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