Stupid Weapons

[Femme_Fatale]

we've had the best weapons- now how about the most stupid?

id say the piece of corn comes to mind (from Sleepwalkers)

[The Arrow]

I cant think of a dumber death than the corn stab...what a silly way to go!

[nightmarewilly]

well the corn one is real dumb, but i would like to say the video game death in freddys dead. now dont get me wrong i am a big NOES fan but i hate that movie. I have talked about that movie before so i am not going to talk about it again but that video death was corny it was sumthin that the evil freddy would never do. but of course the pop freddy would. :-(

[nightmarewilly]

the weopon i am talking about is freddys power glove. very stupid

[the night watchman]

Corn ... power glove ... yes, without a doubt they're all bad. The worst for me is from another "Elm Street" movie. In Part 5 the comic book illustrator gets killed by Superfreddy. Maybe not an actual weapon, but really, really lame.

[Prairiedogking]

Love in ERNEST SCARED STUPID.

[Snert]

Video game Freddy....

[PanicTicks]

The PP in Scary Movie. Wait, the guy didn't die. Never mind. Umm... probably the ruler in Child's Play 2. Love the series, but there's no way that ruler would not have broken before any death blows were connected.

[Brock Landers]

The penis stab in "Scary Movie" was pretty messed up, but it was funny as hell...

One of the silliest is in Hammer Films' "To The Devil...A Daughter", where Christopher Lee's Satanic minions are defeated by being hit on the head with a rock...

[nightmareman]

That damn Tulon doll in one of the later Puppet Masters that shoots bumb ass lazers.

[andy13]

I was gonna say Leaches, from Puppet Master, but that scene is soooo creepy and shocking (the puppet pucking up the leaches), that it can't possibly be stupid.
Anyhow I would say the corn stab from Sleepwalkers, even though the scene does have good gore.

[Jason Voorhees]

Corn stab from Sleepwalkers, Geez I hate that fuckin Movie... Sorry to anyone who digs it but I just fucking hate that movie. Super strong cat people in a flick called SLeepwalkers.. Jesus christ.

[Hell Phantom]

The pencil stabbing in House on Haunted Hill..... Right.....????

[pedro]

Pogo stick death!

[Shadow Whisper]

Death by fishing hook, cant remember the moive`s name but it was one of troma`s spawn.

[andy13]

Blood Hook.

[Shadow Whisper]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by andy13:
Blood Hook.</font>

Thank You, now I can warn others.

[Killer Klown]

dude, how about in "Hide and Go Shriek", one of the kids is run through with a mannequin arm?!...lame. I also thought the comic book Freddy was stupid too.


-Killer Klown

[Andrew Tom]

The one where a girl kills her mom(?) with a basketball. I'm not sure what's it called, but I did laugh my balls off.

[Jason Voorhees]

OOh I just thought of a fucking stupid one. Decapitation by Snowsled.. In Jack Frost. Which leads me to Rant.

When we rent these cheesy slasher films we rent them for only a few reason's.
1. To laugh at it,
2. to see some good gore and nudity,
3. to see some good kills.

So I fucking hate it when the films are packed with absolutely fucking stupid kills like those that have been mentioned above, and often times they skimp on the gore and nudity as well. Leaving us with nothing except kills that are so damn stupid they are offensive. (Yes I consider kills as ignortant as those listed above an insult to my intelligence).
Seeing someone decapitated with a snowsled is pure bullshit, It takes me out of the story, Insults my intelligence, lead's me to believe the film makers didn't graduate from grade school, and just plainly puts me in a bad mood.

[James_Sully_Sullivan]

You mean killing weapons or silly weapons simply used to escape?!

-Killing weapons: Who would forget about the pogo stick in "Leperchaun"...silly dumb-ass-singing-midget-son-of-a-bitch dwarf.
-Silly weapons: who the fuck but Debbie from "Killer Klownz from outer space" would use a shower phone to escape?!?

[gorysnoopy]

how bout the curling iron in sleepaway camp 1?
all time worst is the corn stab

[gorysnoopy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Andrew Tom:
The one where a girl kills her mom(?) with a basketball. I'm not sure what's it called, but I did laugh my balls off.</font>
i think that was DEADLY FRIEND

[Pumpkinhead]

Basically any kill in the Leprechaun movies is stupid.

Examples (the numbers refer to which movie in the series I'm talking about)

#1 - A man is killed by the leprechaun bouncing on a pogo stick.
#3 - A woman's ass, boobs, and mouth expand until she explodes.
#4 - A man is hit in the face with a frying pan, and it flattens his face.
#5 - A guy is killed with an afro pick.

I'm sure there are plenty more, but that's all I can think of for now.

[countchocula]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jason Voorhees:
OOh I just thought of a fucking stupid one. Decapitation by Snowsled.. In Jack Frost.</font>

What was even more ridiculous was the kid's dialogue after the sled beheading took place.

"I didn't do it." LOL!!!!!!!!!

[AlienClown]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by James_Sully_Sullivan:
-Silly weapons: who the fuck but Debbie from "Killer Klownz from outer space" would use a shower phone to escape?!?</font>
Shower phone? It was a shower curtain, and she didn't use it as a weapon, she just had to grab something quick to protect herself from the little clown worm things and get past them.

[Jason13thh]

In Vampires and Blade : crosses don't work and forget about the holy - water.
No you have shotgun loaded with silver - balls !!! and an impressive sword !!!
I like that , it is a kind of update.

[Dumb-Fokker-**]

Im gonna go with ANY death from Leprechaun. They were kinda funny though.

[countchocula]

The guitar in Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

[Jason Voorhees]

I mean silly kill weapons, any weapon's used to escape is ok by me. Like hitting the killer with a vase and escaping, thats cool with me. However the killer grabbing the same vase and killing the girl with it by smashing her in the face with it is the shit that fucking pisses me off. Oh and I made up that scenario I just wrote so It's not in any flick that I have seen. I just fucking hate stupid kills, that shit just anger's me.

[James_Sully_Sullivan]

Alien klown:
Rebember BEFORE the curtain, she grabs the phone and squirts water at the clown snake-thingy...remember??

[AlienClown]

Ok, but what the hell else is she supposed to use? Sometimes you gotta think on your toes and make do with what is readily available!

[This message has been edited by AlienClown (edited 03-08-2002).]

[James_Sully_Sullivan]

hahaha LOL, I know, i just think it was stupid....you wouldnt belive how much I hate that movie

[teenkiller]

I cant remember what movie this was from but somebody got killed by getting stabbed in the chest with a chicken bone. THAT was fukcin stupid. If anyone knows this movie please tell me. GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.