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ColonelColinCaine
07-15-2000, 10:05 PM
What horror movie villains such as Freddy, Jason, or the Tall Man do in their spare time, when they're not killing people.
I mean, they've got to do something to pass the time until they come upon another victim. It's kinda hard to picture either of these guys just sitting around watching t.v. in between sequels.
What do you think?

Mr. Meat
07-16-2000, 05:15 AM
Well, ususally they're dead and come back alive right before a sequel starts. /ubb/wink.gif But I know its a hypathetical question so...maybe they play checkers?

yvonne
07-16-2000, 08:06 AM
Robert Englund (freddy) is in a ton and a half movies and tv shows, he's been in urban ledgends and seaquest dsv...i know of more but its 7 am and i need to go to work /ubb/smile.gif yvonne

ColonelColinCaine
07-28-2000, 11:07 PM
Posting this so it will go to top and be noticed.

yvonne
08-11-2000, 04:01 AM
i know, they are in a union and go on cruises in disgiuse! hehehe

Raw Chili
08-13-2000, 10:48 PM
You think any of them ever need to go to the bathroom?????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????

leatherface66601
08-18-2000, 06:33 AM
Mabey they just take long shits?

ColonelColinCaine
02-05-2002, 11:42 PM
Bump

Cannon Fodder
02-06-2002, 01:17 AM
Day jobs? Jason could be an ice hockey instructor or something. It is a pretty violent game. The Tall Man probably justs runs a mortuary or does freelance taxidermy on the side. Freddy probably works as a stand up comedian and sits around in a NY apartment trying to get material for his act and interacts with wacky neighbours etc.

Andrew Tom
02-07-2002, 03:03 AM
If Freddy does go to bathroom, I hope that he doesn't use the wrong hand...

asyouwish530
02-07-2002, 04:17 AM
I believe in the "off season" Freddy participates in the Shriner's Circus and piddles around with his hobbies, playing chess, watching 'The Christopher Lowell Show,' does laundry and attends vintage wine tastings at his vacation home on Prince Edward Island.

Jason spends the bulk of his free time working as a friendly, informal tour guide in one of Israel's most noteworthy 'Holocaust' museums. During his off hours he plays a ton of golf and is also currently now trying to learn how to play the guitar.

The Tall Man is a chef of fine extravagant cuisines and he hosts his very own gourmet cooking program that airs on PBS after Bob Ross in most cities nationwide, check your local listings.

Michael Myers moonlights as a delivery man for the U.S. Postal Service and he raises miniature horses on a sprawling ranch near Jasper, Wyoming with Ian, his companion of 10 years

Leatherface runs a 26k marathon every summer, Pinhead is a salesman for a LA-Z Boy recliner store in Lake Worth, Florida; and as for Chucky, well I'm not real sure what Chucky does.

[This message has been edited by asyouwish530 (edited 03-19-2002).]

The Evil Demonic Zombie
02-08-2002, 01:41 PM
Freddy puddles his meat (you KNOW he does)

The Creeper is a beautician in secrecy

Jason is a swimming instructor/lifeguard

Michael Myers councils drug addicts

Leatherface is a runway model in Singapore

The Leprechaun is the district manager for a cereal company in St. Louis (hmm I wonder which one?)

Henry (Portrait of a Serial Killer) is a famous photography director in Hollywood

ERIN_LoJ
02-17-2002, 01:21 AM
LOL Yeah, this reminds me. Dh and I were watching a Friday the other night and we started wondering if Jason ever sleeps, LOL

Juice
02-17-2002, 05:17 AM
Sleeping Jason? That would look kinda cute...
Well, in Friday pt. 2 they say, when Jason doesn't kill, he's just waiting for victims to show up, feeding himself with wild animals, walking around near Camp Crystal Lake. Maybe when there's nobody to kill, he just sleeps really long.

Cannon Fodder
02-18-2002, 06:57 AM
Maybe he hibernates in the winter.

Bub
02-18-2002, 09:05 AM
You all seem to have forgot that they are movies

What do they do in their spare time??
Read the script for the next sequel

ERIN_LoJ
02-21-2002, 02:49 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Juice:
Sleeping Jason? That would look kinda cute...
Well, in Friday pt. 2 they say, when Jason doesn't kill, he's just waiting for victims to show up, feeding himself with wild animals, walking around near Camp Crystal Lake. Maybe when there's nobody to kill, he just sleeps really long.</font>


Well, at least we know he eats then =D

ERIN_LoJ
02-21-2002, 02:50 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bub:
You all seem to have forgot that they are movies

What do they do in their spare time??
Read the script for the next sequel </font>


Lol - we haven't forgotten. After we get a little desperate for new topics is all =)

pilgrm
03-07-2002, 01:17 AM
I think they all go fishing....

Dark_One79
03-07-2002, 01:27 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by asyouwish530:
Michael Myers moonlights as a delivery man for the U.S. Postal Service and he raises miniature horses on a sprawling ranch near Jasper, Wyoming with Ian, his companion of 10 years.</font>

His "companion" Ian? LOL. That was great.

Irish13
03-07-2002, 03:56 PM
I think the killer from Black Christmas is a telemarketer who called my house the other day.

Mr Dark-Light
03-08-2002, 08:50 AM
I think they should be sent to Zimbabwe to sort out Mugabe during their spare time in between movies.

Zing!
03-08-2002, 10:14 AM
I've always thought that one of the coolest things about F:13 pt.2 and the flashback scenes in F:13 pt.3 is the fact that they showed Jason's shack where he kept his mother's head. It gave the viewers a little insight into his character, where he spent his time when he wasn't offing campers in oh so creative ways. I wish they would have touched on that aspect in the later movies (although it sort of became irrelevant when ol Hockey-puss became a zombie).

Jason Voorhees
03-08-2002, 11:09 AM
I heard that Jason is a professional Psychiatrist on the offseason.. He's a great guy to just talk to.. No interruptions or preachy commands.

James_Sully_Sullivan
03-08-2002, 07:41 PM
I dunno....(LOL Question)

-Freddy must keep drinkin' beer sat on a couch watching the missing kids to be killed (in a big TV).
-Jason must be polishing, cleaning his bloody "tools".
-The tall man must only be sitting there eating flies or summat...see he's like a damn zombie!!

CKY
03-09-2002, 06:48 AM
Word has it that Jasons giving Freddy a hand in knitting a new jumper, and Leatherface is doing a Phd in theology.

I'm pretty sure Pinhead lives next door to me... you can hear his s&m partys late at nighte

gorysnoopy
03-19-2002, 01:20 AM
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Juice
03-19-2002, 06:56 AM
I think they all hibernate.

spacemonkey
03-19-2002, 11:30 AM
Man this is a funny topic!!

My guess is the Killer Klowns from outerspace work at the Ringlin Brothers circus, I heard they were offered a cameo in the next weird ass Rob Zombie video.