Which Horror Movie Killer Could You Easily Take On?

[AntonioDelLago]

Since we're all aware of "the rules" of surviving a horror movie (as presented in SCREAM), which horror movie killer(s) do you think you could take on?

Could you defeat the likes of Freddy Krueger, Jason or the Bogeyman himself...Michael Myers? Would you kick Chucky's plastic ass from here to the toy factory and back again?
What about Mrs. Voohrees? Mrs. Loomis? Could you survive the SCREAM boys: Billy? Stu? Mickey? Roman? How would you outwit the coven in ROSEMARY'S BABY? Or Satan's disciples in THE OMEN? Could you overpower Norman Bates? What about "Mother"? Who would you run the hell away from?

I'd be scared to death of Michael Myers. If I had a weapon (my choices being either an old-fashioned kitchen knife or a fucking shotgun), I could easily kill all of the SCREAM killers, especially the maniacal Mrs. Loomis. Ditto Mrs. Voohrees. Jason would be a tougher adversary. I'd probably get the hell out of Camp Blood before he had the chance. In my dreams (literally), I could easily outwit Krueger, but I'd die of fright before CANDYMAN could gut me from groin to gullet.

Feel free to add your own submissions. Let's kick some ass!


[This message has been edited by AntonioDelLago (edited 06-15-2001).]

[Dehydrator]

If I were Rosmary I'd definitely walk up to my satanic neighbours and put a gun to my head. I'd make them do anything to keep me from killing myself and first I would make them tell me who belongs to the coven. After that, I would lock them in the basement and get out of town, avoiding any contact to any of the cult members ( maybe giving them a few false clues like telling Guy per phone that I'm visiting Grandma ). As I wouldn't let any Satanists come near my Baby and nobody of them knows where I am, I would have a perfectly human baby born. I'd then seek a new partner for life to raise the child with me. Sure, those Satanists would be pissed but I don't think they would exactly kill me.

If I was the Students in the original Blair Witch Project, I'd definitely follow the river to get out of the woods. You can't walk in circles when you follow the river. I pretty much live in the forest, so I know.

Leatherface would be a tough call. You can't go anywhere rational with him since he's pretty unpredictable in his maniacness. At least he doesn't have any supernatural-over-the-top powers so I think the best bet to get rid of him is RUN.

Of all horror-movie villans, the most easy to get rid of is for me the Leprechaun. Stomp on him! Run him over! Throw Al Bundy's shoe collection at him for cleaning! Make him listen to Therapy?'s "Potatoe Junkie" until he commits suicide. The possibilities are endless.

Have to think about the others now.

[This message has been edited by Dehydrator (edited 06-16-2001).]

[Head Hunter]

I could definatly kill the hockey masked monster...All I need is a chainsaw..Oh and I'm not talking about Jason...Im talking about Roy.. /ubb/smile.gif

[Thrush]

I'm pretty sure I could kick the shit out of Norman Bates.

[Horror Hippie]

Ok, let's see, the Leprechaun, Chucky, Rumplestiltskin, Jack Frost, the Ice Cream Man, Puppets and Demonic Toys, Children of the Corn (one at a time of course), and Ghoulies.

[neco82]

They'd all kick my ass...

But, if I had more muscle and a disposition for fighting these weirdos in the first place, I'd have to say Ghostface from Scream.

Well, think about it, in the movie, he gets beat around like a drum... witness him getting a fridge door slammed in his face or getting pelted with beer bottles...

[Crow's Angel]

I've taking on Fred Krueger in his dream world ,I haven't on Jason yet ,Michael I easily took him out and my favorite the cryptkeeper,also "Mother" and Norman ,and last but not least the easiest one Leatherface

[RicochetShaw]

I could probably kill the Leprechaun.

[AntonioDelLago]

I'd also like to bitch-slap Margaret White (Piper Laurie) in CARRIE. Bravo to the abused title character (Sissy Spacek) for crucifying her via the kitchen cutlery.

[Adidas03]

I am pretty sure I could handle that stuck up bitch in Urban Legend. Chucky is a swift and tough little bastard, I figure I would end up throwing him out a 2nd story window. Leprechaun is a piece of shit, I think most handicap people could whip his ass. The least person I would want to fuck with is definitey Michael Myers, he is conniving. Jason is pretty stupid, I just fear his strength. Pinhead or Freddy.... um let's just say I don't want to meet either.

[Laffin83]

Oh Please, I swear I can't stand the characters in the Child's Play movies. C'mon, if it were real I'm sure they could kick the shit out of that dumb ass doll.

[Mike]

I'm going with CHUCKY, I think he'd be the easiest...

[redroostr]

Not that Im a tough guy or nuthin but i would whoop those two wussies from Scream. They'd probably hurt themselves tryin to catch me seein how they're always falling over shit.
O yeah, the slacker from Slumber Party Massacre. I'd slap him sideways and shove that drill right up his ass.

[Dark Minister]

I'd kick the living piss out of all the Ghostface killers from the Scream trilogy at the same time on RAW in a hardcore match /ubb/smile.gif

I think I could take the Gordon's Fisherman from IKWYDLS too. He is just a big redneck, make him listen to country music and WHAM! Smack him over the head with a ball bat!

Could probably handle the dork in "Bloody Murder" too!

Would run screaming like a little girl with a skinned knee from Michael Myers and Jason though! ALso probably from Freddy and Leatherface too!

[nightmareman]

I would Kick there ass:
Chuckie- melt his ass
Ghostface- shoot his ass
Norman Bates- stomp his ass

Put up a good fight:
Leatherface
Jason
Mike Meyers Hit and run from all of them

Fu^%$ that Im runnin:
Candyman
Demons from Demons
Freddy

I would just kill myself:
Pinhead and the cenobites
Werewolves anyof them

[Horror whore]

I could kill that wee little leprachaun..

[DawnOfTheDead]

Candyman would stop anyones ass, hands down. As would any cenobite. Chatterbox gives me the hella creeps.

[teenkiller]

I would force the Fisherman to eat shit. I could probably run away from at least most of the killers. Maybe not kill them all but at least get away from them succesfully. However I think that the sinister Freddy from the early Nightmare movies would easily rip me from limb to fukcin limb with no problem. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Rich]

I could take out Jack Frost pretty easly and i could taken out the leprechaun and most of the puppets from puppet master...

I wouldnt want to meet micheal myers..cause hes is just plain scary..and could break me in two

[Krisellis]

the wishmaster....im pretty sure id win

[Kaos]

It would be even odds if I could win against most of the above, other than the "big 3". I would however kick Chucky's little plastic butt across God's green earth. Something to the effect of: "Hi I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" "Sure, let's play football!!" <punt>... <raises arms> "It's good!" http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[spacemonkey]

Those stupid freaks in that movie BLEEDERS...

[Andrew Tom]

I could kick the shit out of Vann(The Minus Man), but I'm not sure I'd like to though

[skweemkween]

That whiny ass hitchiker brother from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. What with all the head cheese this guy has eaten, he doesn't get nearly the protein his body craves. Plus on a good day , this guy probably weighs 80lbs. I would push him over with my pinky and then scare the shit out of him with a bottle of liquid soap.

Also , that whiny ass little brother from Prom Night. Again, it was the late 70's so he probably has survived on microwave dinners and freezy pops. Plus, he probably didn't even make the h.s. wrestling team. It would be a bitch fight. He would go down like linkin' logs.

[Jason Voorhees]

I could kill Moorehouse from Bloody Murder. I would grab his chainsaw by the blade when he swung it at me (Because it clearly isn't on) and kick him in the groin, This would help me take the chainsaw from him, he is already a wuss and when in severe pain it would be no problem to get the saw, finally with the chainsaw in my hands I would start it and finish his ass.

I could take Chucky and Leprechaun, No problem. I would take my trenchcoat off and throw it on the top of them like a net, then grab a meat cleaver and give out Decapitations for both of them when they crawled out.

Fisherman is another easy kill. I would psyche him ouy by dressing just like him (lol seriously I have a fencing mask and the quote damn eskimo coat unquote as well), then when he stands there shocked I'd just whip a sawed off shotgun out of my long coat and blow his ass to hell.

Jason is the guy that would be the end of me, He can teleport (As seen in part 8 off camera of course) so I can't run, and he can't be killed either. So I would meet my luckily MPAA edited death. Also Freddy and Pinhead could certainly kick my ass.

[Scully1888]

Jason, you could never take Moorhouse. He's a fucking legend. Who else has the combined talents of Jason's mask, Michael's jumpsuit and Leatherface's chainsaw? I'm sure he's got Freddy's burnmarks under the mask too, and Chucky's wooden penis.

However, I could easily take:

Norman Bates
Valentine killer
Cherry Falls killer
Angela from Sleepaway Camp 1-3

...if I had a gun.

[This message has been edited by Scully1888 (edited 04-09-2002).]

[Michael_myers]

ok heres me:

Kick there ass to hell:
Chucky/Tiffany (child's play series)
Any Puppetmaster puppets or demonic toy(puppetrmaster or demonic toys)
Leprechaun (Leprechaun series)
Trevor Moorhouse (Bloody murder)
Ice Cream Man (dont know, he looks gay)
Jack frost (Jackfrost 1 and 2)

People that i wouldnt try to get in a fight with:
Norman Bates (PSYCHO)
Patrick Bateman (American PSYCHO)
Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw massacre)
Mrs. voorhees (Friday the 13th)

People Id hit and run:
Jason (friday the 13th)
Michael Myers (Halloween)

People Id run My ass off from:
Candyman (Canyman)
Jason X (Uber Jason) (JASON X)
Freddy (A ngithmare on elm street)
Ash (Evil dead)

FUck me im fucking dead:
Pinhead and the Cenobites (Hellraiser)
Demons (Demons, crap like that)
Werewolves of any kind (any werewolf flick)

[This message has been edited by Michael_myers (edited 04-09-2002).]

[Dr Martin Luther Loomis]

I'm sure I could take Chucky pretty easily. Probably Tiffany as well, but i've made it a rule to never hit chick dolls.

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Scully1888:
Jason, you could never take Moorhouse. He's a fucking legend. Who else has the combined talents of Jason's mask, Michael's jumpsuit and Leatherface's chainsaw? I'm sure he's got Freddy's burnmarks under the mask too, and Chucky's wooden penis.

lol Unfortunately I found that out the hard way. Who knew that the chainsaw wouldnt start once I had it in my possesion? Oh well. also I fucked up Fisherman doesnt wear the fencing mask, I could still kick his ass though.