How many psychos does it take to screw in a light bulb? Horror-movie jokes.

[skweemkween]

Ok, let's hear it. Some good ol' fashioned horror-movie or horror-genre related jokes to make us spray out our Coke all over our screens. And while I don't have the answer to how many psychos it takes to screw in a light bulb, I 'm quite positive some of you schmoes DO. So, let's hear it:


I have one and be forewarned, it IS sick, so I do apologize if it offends.

A psycho serial killer is taking his young, little victim into the woods. Victim says in frightened voice," it's dark out here and I'm cold and afraid."

Psycho serial killer:"Speak for yourself. Your not the one whose gotta walk outta here alone."

[Bloodybitch13]

Okay this is a very BAD joke that someone told me.You may have to be drunk to get it though.

What title would the new Hills have eyes movie be?

The Hills Have Glasses!

(crikets chirp)


Hey,I said it was bad.

[bowieee]

*shiver*

Heres a joke for you

Q: How many indie horror snobs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: (In a sarcastic tone) What you don't know?!?!?!?

o.k. I don't think these jokes are working out.

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[teenkiller]

Heres a horror joke:

The Howling

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by teenkiller:
Heres a horror joke:

The Howling

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.</font>

*Does a drum roll*

Wait a minute.... I liked the howling.

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[Romero&Juliet]

okay, this one is REALLY bad..


What kind of clothes does a zombie wear?


~~Give up?


Decay N.Y........

[The Shadow]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
okay, this one is REALLY bad..


What kind of clothes does a zombie wear?


~~Give up?

Decay N.Y........
</font>

AhHAHAHA! That is funny! Hee hee


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[angel7]

A killer walks into a shop and the clerk asks
"sir would you like a pocket calculater?"
and the killer replies,
"But i dont have any pockets!"

O.K it was bad, what do you expect at 9am

[skweemkween]

'Member when I said in previous posts praising the intelligence, depth, and creative diversity of all the schmoes I have conversed with over the last few months?


I take it all back. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Andrew Tom]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by skweemkween:
'Member when I said in previous posts praising the intelligence, depth, and creative diversity of all the schmoes I have conversed with over the last few months?


I take it all back. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/tongue.gif</font>

This is actually the best joke of the lot(no offense). Thanks, kween, I'll have a smile on my face for the day.

[bowieee]

I wonder how many new visitors to this site read this thread and decided to "keep on surfing" for a new horror site. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[michael myers 666]

OK...im sorry to do this but i really appreciated this joke from Blair Witch 2

only those who have seen Blair Witch 1 will get it...


How many Heather Donahues does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


JUST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


eh..I laughed...

[countchocula]

Corny

Q-What does a ghost use in the shower?

A-Shamboo!

Tasteless

Q-How do you make a dead baby float?

A-A cup of root beer and two scoops of dead baby.

[Sam Hain]

from the crow-

jesus walks in to a hotel.hands the inn keeper three nails,and says,"can you put me up for night"

yeah,im goin to hell fer dat one,but it'll be a needed vacation-i live in ala-fuckin-bama!!!!!!!!!!

[skweemkween]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by countchocula:
Corny

Q-What does a ghost use in the shower?

A-Shamboo!

Tasteless

Q-How do you make a dead baby float?

A-A cup of root beer and two scoops of dead baby.</font>

LOL! (falls off chair) Ohmygod that is sooooooooooooooooo bad I lost it!!!

[Sam Hain]

bum-didily-ump