what would you do

[Lannay]

Seriously if someone called your house with the whole scream thing what would you do. If the lunatic is out your door police are out cause by the time they got there you would be a pool of blood and tissue.

[This message has been edited by Lannay (edited 02-24-2001).]

[Seph]

I'd probably grab a butcher knife and/or meat cleaver, hole myself up in my bedroom away from the windows but facing the door, call 911 on my cell phone while keeping the killer preoccupied on the home phone, and if he comes for me try to stab him first. Of course if it's two people like in Scream I might damn well be screwed. Still, I like to think my will to live is stronger than some lunatics will to kill me.

[AntonioDelLago]

I would never drop the knife or gun (or any other weapon) after stabbing, shooting or dispatching my would-be murderer.

[ROCKY IS COOL]

id probably be to scared to do anything but i definetly wouldnt run upstairs if he was in my house or run outside if he wasnt (so many people die that way.)

[Lannay]

[ this would have to be if i knew the killer was there or if there was a killer. I would need more proof than a stupid phone call.]
At first i would think it was just a prank that someone was trying to play on me. But I have a crawl space in my room that is right by my closet and i would go in there cause it is the one place most hidden and safe. But you know a butcher knife would be in my hand at all times.

[!MorganOnyx!]

I'd either invite the dude in for a reefer or tell him my favourite scary movie is THE MUTILATOR! That would have him running for the hills, crying his eyes out! Man, does that movie BLOW?!

[!MorganOnyx!]

SERIOUSLY? After weeing my pants, i'd probably cry.

[Hypnotic Eye]

Grab a Meat Cleaver, cry out "what are you waiting for", run into a bathroom and lock the door, pull out a drawer infront of the door (preventing ANYONE but me from opening it) staying away from any possible windows, and keeping an eye on the door while dialing the police on my cellphone. Oh yes and while I'm in their if I had any business to do I might as well take advantage of my posistion...

[Mr. Ugly]

i would pull out my cousin's MP5 and tell the @$$ to bring it on!!!!!!! ... mp5's are awesome... my cousin took me to a shooting range and let me shoot it... it was sweet

[Lannay]

yeah if i had a gun just laying arround you better believe i would use it.

[Hypnotic Eye]

But would you know HOW to use it Lannay... that's the question...

[Shifra]

1.I would stay in my room and tale the fucker to come in.
2.I will hide behind the door.
3.When he will open the door i will grab an ax and stuck the ax in his head!
4.I will kick his body! I will shit on his head and then...Call the police.

BTW:I have one gun and a knifes colection that i hanged on the walls.
LOL let the gore begin!!!

[Bearazz]

Heh, i would just kick some A$$! I always prepare for something like that to happen..so, i've got various things to use in case of an emergency..plus C'mon I know Tae Bo! HAHAHHA!

[ROCKY IS COOL]

Say your life was a horror movie and you could control your fate would you obey the rules of horror?

[Lannay]

I would shoot the gun. And I never get why they through the gun when the bullets are all done. me being a blonde i prob would forget the bullets and through the gun. Or was that what you were trying to say Hypnotic Eye

[Snert]

If I was Drew Barrymore in Scream I would have gone upstairs and hid until my parents got home.

[Skaboy18]

Shouldn't have told us about the crawl space Lannay. What if a psycho came on here and wanted to kill you? Know right where to look /ubb/smile.gif


Morgan-No more cracks about the Mutilator. /ubb/tongue.gif

[Gore 4 All]

If someone tried pulling a "Scream" on me I would hold up in my room (which has no windows) and leave the door wide open. I would turn on all the lights and get my revolver, fully loaded. If someone wants to break in my house and play games with me I am going to make sure they end up with a head full of lead.

[Hypnotic Eye]

Lannay- What? That's not what i meant, although that little bit of information about the crawlspace is interesting though.... /ubb/wink.gif

[Lannay]

Yeah just so you don't get any ideas but the crawl space is so dark and hidden if i had a gun that @$$ on the phone. He could come in my house. hey i have a gun and a little nasty dog who would love to attack some messed up killer.

[teenkiller]

First off I would have known the answer to that "trick" Friday the 13th question. But if I had to fight him I suppose I would just try to beat the motherfukcer down by any means necessary. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Draven2277]

i would tell him what my favorite scary movie is. then i would tell him that i am rubbing coconut oil all over my gonads and sticking 26 lubed up wooden dowels in my rectum - that should send the message that he should call someone else.

[nothingfaceV]

Blow his ass away with my shotgun http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[*sweet psychotic*]

Wel I don't know because I would have gotten the dumbass Friday the 13th question right. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gifBut if he decided to kill me anyay I'd probably get drunk off my ass and then loc myself in the attic.

[gorysnoopy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Draven2277:
i would tell him what my favorite scary movie is. then i would tell him that i am rubbing coconut oil all over my gonads and sticking 26 lubed up wooden dowels in my rectum - that should send the message that he should call someone else.</font>

i will never fukc with you draven:P

[Corpse Candle]

First of all I would ask if he was a mass murderer then if he/she said yes I would say "ha chaught ya" and demand that he turns himself in.
If he said no then I would relax put on my favourite David Hasslhof power rock album on.
Then a hour latter find that he has just burst into my house rearanging my inside's so that they are on the outside and then finding out that maybe I was wrong.

[the p&j experiance]

1. Run upstairs
2. Lock myself in room
3. Cry like a little bitch
4. Cry like a little bitch...again
5. Piss my pants
6. Scream for my mommy
7. Then I would go through the denial stage where I start to think it was all in my mind
8. Cry when a knife plummets through my door
9. Beg God to let me live
10. Beg God to shove a lightning bolt up the guy's asshole
11. Beg God to tell me where my Slipknot CD was so I could listen to it before I die
12. Beg God to let the killer stab me in the stomach so I can be identified
13. Cry like a little bitch
14. Vomit
15. Shit my pants
16. Try my hardest to hold the door shut (failing of course)
17. Beg the killer not to kill me
18. Scream like a fucking maniac and run around like a chicken with his head cut off
19. Trip on a pile of dirty clothes in the hallway
20. Die a horrible, slow, and painful death.

[Angelripper]

This is a good question.
Sadly, I think about this kind of shit all the time. Ever since I saw Night of the Living Dead at lunchtime at my Jr. High school, I've been looking over my shoulder. I still can't figure out why they would show this movie to seventh graders, but it DID eventually help me develop the love that I now have for horror films and the like. Because of my high level of paranoia, and my expectation of something like this actually happening to me, I've planned ahead. EVERY single room in my entire house has some sort of deadly weapon in it, usually more than one. Guns, knives, lead pipes, staves, weighted pool cue halves, a crossbow, a bow and quiver, swords, darts, a blowgun, wrist rockets, gaffs, sickles, and scythes are just some of the things I have hidden around the house for just such an occasion. Hell, I've even got stuff stashed outside, in the garage, in the shed, etc. Now, I realize this is odd, and I really don't honestly expect to have to ever use any of these to ward off a homicidal lunatic, but damn it sure helps me sleep easier at night.
I pity the idiot who tries to terrorize me in my own house.

Plus, I would've got the question right anyway. Heh.

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Angelripper:
This is a good question.
Sadly, I think about this kind of shit all the time. Ever since I saw Night of the Living Dead at lunchtime at my Jr. High school, I've been looking over my shoulder. I still can't figure out why they would show this movie to seventh graders, but it DID eventually help me develop the love that I now have for horror films and the like. Because of my high level of paranoia, and my expectation of something like this actually happening to me, I've planned ahead. EVERY single room in my entire house has some sort of deadly weapon in it, usually more than one. Guns, knives, lead pipes, staves, weighted pool cue halves, a crossbow, a bow and quiver, swords, darts, a blowgun, wrist rockets, gaffs, sickles, and scythes are just some of the things I have hidden around the house for just such an occasion. Hell, I've even got stuff stashed outside, in the garage, in the shed, etc. Now, I realize this is odd, and I really don't honestly expect to have to ever use any of these to ward off a homicidal lunatic, but damn it sure helps me sleep easier at night.
I pity the idiot who tries to terrorize me in my own house.

Plus, I would've got the question right anyway. Heh.</font>

But doesnt that stuff give the killer a whole bunch of arsenol to use on you?

[Angelripper]

See; Hidden. See; Stashed.

"I may be crazy, but I ain't dumb"

Non horror related, but a good quote.
Tip of the hat to whoever knows what t.v. series character said this.

[Sam Hain]

i gots plenty of time to play.besides,i have all the phones turned off.someone wants me bad enough,they know where i live.if they dont,just ask,its not that hard.

[Kinx]

I would probably kick his/its ass but if the killer was quite the looker(Jason.V. hello big boy) I would jump there bones and make THEM scream. then I would cut of there genitals with a meat cleaver.

[p1phillips]

I'm pleased other people have actually given thought to this scenario, because it has played out in my mind a couple of times. You see, the handle on my bedroom door is broken. I can just pull it out and it's impossible to get in my room. I should know; it's fallen out by accident a few times. When that happens you have to go through the window - which involves finding a ladder, because my room is above the attic! So, if a killer were after me, I'd grab a butcher knife, a cell phone, go to my room, pull out the door handle and call the police! Hopefully, that will keep me alive!!

[msquared]

Good thread! Now, as for what I would do:

Thanks to the previous tenant of my apartment, there are three sturdy locks and a chain on the only door (he/she must have been even more paranoid than I). I would put on all the locks, then tell the killer to come get me. Then I'll make myself some hot chocolate.

The windows are fairly high up, so the only reasonable way to get in would be to break through the door. I imagine he'll tire himself quite a bit getting through, as it is fairly sturdy. During that time, I'm sure my neighbours will wonder what's going on, and he'll have to kill them when they come to investigate. Meanwhile, I'll still be drinking hot chocolate, and occassionally yelling at the killer about his parentage.

If for some reason the cops haven't yet arrived when he is about to finally bust through, I'll grab all the knives from the rack, and pitch them at him as he comes in. If he is still coming, then I'll toss some chairs at him. Then I'll get out the iron pipe and get down to business. If after his exertions he still has enough strength to kill me before the cops arrive, then he deserves the kill.

[bromy]

I'd book it the hell outta my house, hop the fence to the neighbors, make sure then killer follows me and then book it from the neighbors house and make sure the killer stays with the neighbors...... that'll learn em!

[stevereno]

I WOULD SCREAM LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD GIRL(or mark patton from NOES 2) and then run into things like walls,doors,knifes,MR.T ect.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[AfterBurn]

I would beat the living hell out of them, eat their innards, then hang their head on my porch, and make a football out of their stomach. And you all say horror Movies have corrupted me!


RoCk On

[Boogeyman]

i have thought about this before(im ok) and what i would do is play along with his damn game and talk to him! I would act cool and calm because they would want to scare you first so you know they arent gonna make their move until your crying and hysterical...so then i would play along then smoothly get a gun and run like hell to the nearest neighboors house or crowded area... then shoot the bastard killer if i saw him...
would suck if it was Halloween night because there would be alot of dead kids!!!

later

[JasonSlasher]

Well, I don't happen to own a gun or an axe or anything like that, and I'm not some huge tough guy, so, with all kidding aside, I'd get my ass killed. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif