If MADONNA starred in a horror movie:yet another fun game from skweemkween

[skweemkween]

If Madonna were in a horror movie it would called:

The Black Hole
Lord of Illusions
Body Parts

If Bill Clinton were in a horror movie ,it would be called:

Lair of the White Worm
Organ
Worms

Bob Hope:

Tales from the Crypt
The Mole People
Deranged

Osama Bin Laden:

End of Days
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Dead and Buried

Liza Minnelli:

Return of the Living Dead
Zombie

Michael Jackson:
House of Wax
Child's Play
Near Dark
StrangeLand

Kid Rock & Pamela Anderson:

They Came From Within
Twin Peaks
My Science Project
The Thing


Walt Disney:

Mr.Frost

Robert Downey Jr:

Visiting Hours
The Addiction
Fade to Black

Enron executives:

The Borrower
Lord of Illusions
Piranha
2,000 Maniacs

Ronald Reagan:

The Fog
The Beyond

Ok, now you try. You try http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Dark_One79]

skweemkween... Where do you come up with all of these topics? Geez, quite a creative mind you have...

Your picks are pretty damn funny...

I need some time to come up with a few...

Hmmm...

[Dark_One79]

Okay, got some. They aren't as good, but here goes...

Oprah Winfrey in THE BLOB

Osama bin Laden in BEAST FROM THE HAUNTED CAVE

The (former) Taliban "Government" in ARMY OF DARKNESS

Al Gore in HOLLOW MAN or THE TOXIC AVENGER

Stephen Tyler (of Aerosmith) in JAWS

Heidi Fliess playing the title role in STREET TRASH

Donald Rumsfeld as PUMPKINHEAD

Rosie O'Donnell in LUST FOR A VAMPIRE (anyone actually get that one?)

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen in THE GRUESOME TWOSOME

... and finally...

Sting starring in FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (think "tantric")

Best I can do.

[SteveSzyk]

This seems better in GENERAL HORROR --->

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[SteveSzyk]

Let me try this again...

[stevereno]

MADONNA = LOOSE SKIN

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Lady Summerisle]

DARK ONE_79, Lust for a Vampire had Carmilla lusting after men, so a more appropraite one would Vampire Lovers
The Bush twins as DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS
Britney Spears - WAXWORK
Cher-Pieces
Elizabeth Taylor- THE RESURRECTED
Richard Simmons as GLEN/GLENDA

[spacemonkey]

Gene Simmons in Killer Toungue he..he..
http://www.kissonline.com/archives/photos/00/0319tease/preview/mvc00080.jpg

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[skweemkween]

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gifYou guys rock! These are great so far!!!
Never would have thought of Elizabeth Taylor(who shares a birthday with me) or the Gene Simmons one!!!! You guys just rock!!!

[ominous_oat]

Ross Perot: Leprechaun

shoot....can't think of anymore, I suck at this....

[countchocula]

Calista Flockhart (Thinner)
Ozzy Osbourne (Brain Damage)
Louie Anderson (The Blob)

[spacemonkey]

Michael jacksons comeback- The Mummy Returns http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[stevereno]

gary coleman = lepperchaun
cher = alien

i have a memeory blank but i can think of more "fun with horror/porn names"

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[nightmareman]

ROTFL LOLOLOLOL
Howard Stern/ Bad Taste

[spacemonkey]

Joan Rivers- Return of the living dead http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Ominous Phone Call]

ROSEANNE (who shares MY birthday): THE THING THAT ATE HOLLYWOOD

[Ominous Phone Call]

Okay, I'll give it shot, but they're not very good:

Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky: IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS

Calista Flockhart & Willem Dafoe: SCARECROWS

the cast of THAT 80's SHOW: POOR WHITE TRASH

Elvis Presley, JFK, Shirley MacLaine: THEY LIVE

[Krisellis]

The queen mother in - return of the living dead

micheal jackson in -monkey shines & noes (one two jacksons coming for you)

stephen hawkings- the lawnmower man (just picture it)

bill clinton-deliverence (squeal like a pig boy)

victor salva- the lost boys

[Antonio]

If any of these mother fuckers starred in a horror movie, I could only hope that they had the Drew Barrymore/Janet Leigh role, and were killed in the first 10-20 minutes.

[teenkiller]

Ooooh I found this very fun thread and it brought back some memories.

I can see it now: Michael Jackson as The Thing

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Pumpkinhead]

Okay, here's a few.

If Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston starred in a horror movie, it would be called SCREAMERS.

If George W Bush starred in a horror movie, it would be called AMERICAN PSYCHO.

If Roseanne, Louie Anderson, and Aretha Franklin starred in a horror movie, it would be called TREMORS.

If Liza Minelli and her husband David Gest starred in a horror movie, it would be called THE UGLY.

If Julia Roberts starred in a horror movie it would be called THE CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT.