Our Story Horror game.

[spacemonkey]

Ok so heres a chance for all you wanna be horror writers and all out creative schmoes to show what your made of..were gonna make up our very own horror story. You can make it a slasher, you can turn it into a vampire story, you can turn it into a haunted house flick, whatever. Whereever the story takes us thats where well go. Just follow these simple rules:

1-No more than 30 sentences in a post.

2-Add whatever you want to the story BUT, you must follow the last posts storyline.

3-If someone posts before you, and your post doesnt follow the storyline, go in and edit your post to follow the storyline...

Well thats it, type away...here goes Im gonna start the story...

Title: Augmented Fears

It was the biggest mansion they had ever seen. With those huge wooden doors and those endless windows all around the house, and those rotting trees that seemed to want to reach out and grab them... It looked alive in a way. In a way, it felt like it looked back at them through the two gigantic glass windows in the main entrance of the house. As if it had eyes the Dunwich Mansion peered down upon these strangers about to pry open its doors. Doors that had not been opened for the past 13 years. Doors that no one -not even the local town folk- dared open. The evil deads that happened inside these old, dark hallways were to be locked away inside of this mansion and forgotten forever.

"Are you ready to partyyyy!!?" yelled Steve as he turned the key and pushed open the doors of the old house. "Yeeaaaahh!" answered his drunken college buddies in a collective roar, as if ready to have the time of their lives.
"Its about time some one put this old piece of rubble to use, i know my dead uncle aint gonna use it for much!" said Steve.




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[Bloodybitch13]

Steve's girlfriend Tanya spoke up.
"So how did your uncle die anyway?"
Mike,Steve's best friend spoke up,"Maybe Jason Vorhees killed him.ha ha."
Steve rolled his eyes."Old age.He was like a hundred years old"

No one noticed a figure in the shadows.A stranger watching their every move.They din't see the knife glittering in the moon light.

[stevereno]

tanya,being the horny bitch that she is, lurrers steve(reno)up stairs with her unessasarly large breasts.

they enter a room but don't turn on the lights (its funner in the dark)

steve being the horny bastard that he is (arnt all steves) wastes no time and unbuttons her top with his teeth.....

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Lady Summerisle]

Wasting no time with her easy snap bra, Steve tenderly caressed Tanya's breasts, the nipples throbbing with excitement. He worked his way up her body.
The windowthat refused to close, revealing the twisted limbs of a rotting tree, blew a stale scent into the room.
Steve let his lips linger on Tanya's porcelain throat, and when he reached her face...
She had curving sharp teeth that dripped bile, thick and viscous. Her hair was as sharp as wire, and it cut Steve's hands as he screamed...

[bowieee]

(not writing part of the story making commentary)

Lady summerisle I think you just gave me nightmares for a week. Holy Shit. *Covers eyes and leaves forum as fast as possible*

[XCoRyX]

Back downstairs,the scream of steves fear and pain as he was dying off..."You guys what the hell was that?"said Lisa in a scared and shocked voice.Then her boyfriend,a big muscular brown haired jock named Mel,wearing his football jacket said in a joking matter,"Probably tanya after she saw the size of steves nuts." Then,Mels best friend,and follower,Ray replied with the predictable,"Good call Mel"."Speaking of nuts,why dont you get off of mels ray?"Tanya said as she walked back down the stairs towards the others.Ray then quickly stopped smiling and made a red pale face of embarassment.We then move to the grandfather clock in the mansion as it suddenly starts to tick away,as under it John,a lonely and brokenhearted kid,with a bad past of his girlfriend being killed,shakes his hand in disagreement,"Cant we get any maturer?" "Settle down hot pants,we came here to have fun not to be lectured like back at home." mel replied. "Well then why dont we have fun?" lisa said. "What are you thinking in terms of fun?" asked mel humorously."Not the same thing you are...say wheres steve tanya?"lisa said as she turned towards tanya."Hes cooling off..." she answered as she put a devilishly looking smile on her face."Too hot for him to handle?"... tanya quickly responded laughing."I guess you can say that." "where in the fuck is everyone else?"asked mel...

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[Jason Voorhees]

John is feeling very sick to his stomach, The night before had had yet another nightmare, the same premise as always. Him and an anonymous girl having sex, and just as he was about to cum he came down and savagely tore her throat open with his teeth, her gurgling screams of pain and horror, only heighting his ecstasy, and he emptied himself into her as her warm, rich, Sweet, life's blood filled his mouth.

His head begin to swim and he felt dizzy, The world was dissolving away in red. All he could hear were hundreds of voice's whispering at once, so fast he couldn't understand a single word. Good god what had caused this? He reached into his jacket and rubbed the meat cleaver, It comforted him though he could not for the life him remember why he had brought it...

[XCoRyX]

uh is this following any part of the story jasonvoorhees?

[spacemonkey]

Jhon tried to ignore these wild and crazy dreams he kept having, sometimes for no reason at all, even when he was awake. Bong! One in the A.M. The sound of the old Grandfather clocked interrupted his horrible dream. And suddenly he realized he was alone in this room. Where are all his other friends?

Meanwhile the rest of the group decided to explore the rest of the house. As they were walking down a long web-filled hallway Mike asked "Why hasnt anyone lived in this home in such a long time Mel? Did Steve ever tell you that story?"

"Well according to what Ive heard some horrible shit happened in here...anyhows it doesnt matter know, were here to have a good time, so lets get down to it" Mel replied trying to avoid the subject, he knew what had happened but didnt want to remember it.

"Id love to live in a place like this, its so cozy...love the spider webs and the gothic look this place has.." said Tanya as they walked passing the enormous fireplace.

"Yeah we know how you love horror movies Tanya youd feel right at home here wouldnt you!"said Mike jokingly.

"Shut the fuck up you stupid Jock before I rip your fucking neck and drink your blood!" said Tanya matter of factly.

"You do that to my boyfriend and Ill bitch slap you to kingdom come Tanya. Stop joking around with your stupid goth humor, sometimes I feel like you really believe that your a fucking vampire" replied Lisa defending her boyfriend Mike.

"Who says Im joking Lisa, maybe I will do just that...ha ha hahaaa!" replied Tanya while making scary faces at Lisa..."shit you dont know how to have any fun."

"Shut up you two, say wheres Jhon? Did he drift off again..man that guy seems to have some serious issues" said Mel as they reached the huge kitchen.

"Heeeeeeyyyyyyyy!" shouted Jhon as he jumped into everyones sight out of nowhere..."did yo miss me?"

"Yeah we missed you the way we miss our parents.." he he..said Mel.

"Wow look at this kitchen, its really huge..and look they even left theyre old kitchen utensils here, look at those huuuge knifes, maybe we can use them to cook something up later" said Jhon while looking at the knives with lustful eyes.. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[stevereno]

(damn it lady s. why did you kill off steve!)

just then the others heard a noise from upstairs.acting on impulse the kids decide to take off their close insted of running away.

(a giant orgy insues)

steve(reno) comes from upstairs. "hey man were have you've been" says guido the retarded kid with 3 inch glasses."must eat brians" replys steve(reno)

"no steve.....NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!............

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[ominous_oat]

Lisa woke up with a start. Her face was covered in a cold sweat...

Mike looked at her questionly "What is it?"

"I had this nightmare about Steve, he was...he was...dead, but he was alive too" Lisa replied. Then she started to cry. [note: sorry to have to use the old "just a dream" cliche, but it's hard to work with what stevereno wrote]

Mike put his arm around Lisa. "It'll be okay, it was just a dream."

"No it was not just a dream!" screamed Tanya angrily, "There's something wrong going on in this house!"

"Calm down Tanya"

"I will not calm down! Where's Steve, huh Mike? I haven't seen him since earlier this night, don't you think he would've showed up by now?"

"Well..."

"Well what Mike?.."

(to be continued...) [bum bum bum....]

[spacemonkey]

Steve came walking down the steps and asked "what did I miss?"

"For the most part we were just checking out the rest of the house, preatty cool place you got here Steve. I was just asking Mel why the hell no one had lived here in such a long time." mentioned Mike."That and Lisa had a preatty fucked up dream about you dying or something".

"It was preatty real dream you shit head dont make fun of me!"

"Well no ones lived in here for a long time because...because..well.. its really spooky story and it has to do with my fucked up uncle, Ill tell you all about it, when the time is right" said Steve looking at Tanya with desire in his eyes.

"Hey Tanya, thanks for beeing so giving upstairs...I feel like a new man" and he threw a wink to Tanya who replied with a smile and said "Sure, dont mention it, feeling hungry Steve? When do we feast?"

"All in good time, baby all in good time" replied Steve while looking at his friends, no one noticed how Steves and Tanyas eyes glowed an eerie red glow while they said this...it was a small detail that went completely unnoticed.

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[Corpse Candle]

"Well do you really know why were here lisa"
"O..of course I do the damn party"
"Ohhh is that what they call it"
"What are you on"
Lisa knew about mikes tendency with mixing ecxtasy and crack at college partys.
"The only drug i'm on my dark haired slut is pure with it's lunar charm".
Lisa's body shrieked back as mike reached out for Lisa cluching her arms with brutal uncompermising strength.
Mike glared at the opened mouth Lisa she was screaming but no sound emerged for mikes opened lips pursed againsed Lisa's like a parasitic leeceh.
He drew her closer agonisingly slow her back was being pulled towards mikes pumping torso.
As soon as they touched miniture tendril started to squirm and wrigile from every pore of his skin absorbing Lisa's very flesh into his own.
The tenticals grew and strenghend tearing bleeding chunks of fat and muscle tissue the tenticles crunching chewing the bone and flesh as the chest formed a feriuos demonic mouth....


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[spacemonkey]

As mike held on to Lisa, she gave a horrilble hidous scream..the kind you give when you know your gonna die. As she screamed the mouth on Mikes chest opened wider and took a big chunk out of Lisas own chest. The blood spred all around the room, on the windows in the carpet and on the surprised bunch of teenagers...Mikes hands ripped in half and turned into large, slimy red tentacles, and started to grow bigger and bigger..

Steve screamed "what the fuck!"
"Mike what the fuck happened to you man?!!"
The creature who Steve knew as Mike replied in a deep barotone voice..."I am not Mike anylonger...I am something better...and Im hungry!" as the creature finished his sentence, he leaped at Steve..

While the creature was getting closer...Jhon took a meat cleaver out of his jacket and hacked away at what he hoped was the creatures brain. hack, hack, hack! The green blood that came from the creatures brain splashed all over Jhon as he said "Die you fucking creature! Leave us alone!" He wouldnt stop hacking away, it was almost as if he enjoyed slicing this creature away.

Jhon was now drenched in green blood and presently he said "is everybody ok?"..


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[stevereno]

but the creature wasn't dead yet.the creature aproched steve(reno) he scream as the creature came into the light. steve(reno) had seen this creature before....it was ROSIE O'DONNEL

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"-scream every one

ROSIE gave a sharp glare at lisa who then burst into flames

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[MikeyB]

How the fuck did Mike(y) turn into Rosie O'Donnell? Did I miss something here http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif


Well, I alway's knew Rosie had bigger balls than I did http://www.joblo.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

I would do a part of the story but I have no idea where to go from here!

[ominous_oat]

you make this hard stevereno...entertaining....but hard

Lisa screamed as she burst into flames, she ran franticly into the bathroom and flung herself into the shower turning it on, but the water didn't extinguish the flames; In fact they rose up and burned hotter. Lisa screamed as the flames tore at her body...

meanwhile...

As the Rosie O'Donnell creature approached Steve, he could feel it's hot, stinking breath grating across his skin. His flesh peeled back slowly...the creature opened it's mouth and tendrils with blade-like bones on the end protruded from within the depths of it's throat. It pulled back ready to strike when suddenly!....

[stevereno]

yeah i know senior oat but it's just too much fun

when suddenly!.....steve(reno) started to brakedance. his ultra snazzy moves were to much for rosie o'donnel so her head blew up.

lisa's flams seem to put them selfs out leaving looking like a female freddy krueger with lip gloss

"who do i look?" she asked steve(reno)

"like a hot bitch" replyed steve(reno)

steve(reno) walked over to lisa and.........

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[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by XCoRyX:
uh is this following any part of the story jason voorhees?


yeah http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif. I'm saying Jon is potentially a very unstable person. It could lead to horrific fun later.

[Jason Voorhees]

John Stumbled back, holding the meat cleaver, caked with the monster's strange blood. His eyes dancing, head swimming. Strange fires crackled and danced just below the field of his vision, His ears filled with the sound. ''What's happening here'' he asked himself, stumbling across the room, clutching his cleaver as a child would a cherished doll.

'' You will die, You will all die'' A voice spoke up, the voice-though sweet and musical like that of a child, was teeming with a hungry.. Maliciousness that chillded John to his bones. '' Something is really fucking wrong with this house'' He spat sardonically. He went to to tell Lisa and Steve when the childs voice spoke again. '' Don't worry about them, I'll take care of them, why dont you come down to the basement and play with me. We'll be such good friends.'' John grabbled his cleaver and rocked back forth.. before setting off towards the basement.

[ominous_oat]

Steve grabbed Lisa and put his mouth against hers. They shared a passionate kiss, his slimy mouth tendrils sliding down her throat. Then their bodies melted together into one entity. Now one with each other, they were known as Arul.

Arul was tall, not just above-average tall, he was Agnus Scrimm (Tall Man, from Phantasm) tall, but his body filled it in, he wasn't fat, just muscular. He had short, light blonde hair, and crystal blue eyes.

"Let's get this party started" said Arul while getting a crick out of his neck...

meanwhile...

A couple of cars drove down the dark road, they were on their way back from a teen horror movie convention. Those cars had 5 people in them all together, 3 in the first, two in the second. The first contained Paul, Sally, and Martin. The second held Chelsea, and Julie.

"Gee Paul, wan't I Still Know What You Did Last Summer great? I dug it's tight vibes" said Sally.

"What're you talking about Sally?" replied Martin "nothing could've been better then Urban Legend: Final Cut."

"You're both wrong" retorted Paul, "Valentine 4 surpassed all of them."

Their meaningless bickering continues.

(meanwhile in car #2)

"Chelsea!" Yelled Julie, "look over there! That house's lights are on! I bet they're having a party."

"Yeah Julie! Let's stop by."

"Okay Chelsea, I'll call the other guys on the cell phone to tell them."

Julie then picked up the cell phone and dialed the Paul's cell phone.

"Hello?" said Paul's voice on the other line

"Paul, it's Julie, there's a potential party in that house with the lights on, let's stop by"

"Alright Julie, the driveway is coming up."

"Okay Paul"

Their car pulls into the driveway of the Dunwich Mansion.....

(Just wanted to introduce some more victims to die grisly deaths, enjoy guys!)

[stevereno]

ominous you are clever

a third car aproched the house. inside was julie's best friend TOLKEN BLACK GIRL and her boy friend FIRST TO-DIE

"hey gurl" said TOLKEN BLACK GIRL

"hey sista wuz up,yo?" replyed julie

the two hug and julie stuck a sign to TOLKEN BLACK GIRL back that read "i'm the main characters best friend there for I WANT TO DIE!"

the four entered the house and no one seem to notice when arul bit FIRST TO-DIES face off

meanwhile.........

chelsea was alone now.......OR WAS SHE?

she heard a noise coming from THE EVIL DEAD WOODS.being so smart she enters the woods just to be raped by those naughty tree limbs

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[Corpse Candle]

Paul opened his door a and clambered out of the car as drunk as a Russian tramp.
He fell to the gravel in an undignified manner sprawled on the grit that cut and clung to his face.
"Paul get up you sad act your making the rest of us look like non-entitys".
Sally was callous a trait she picked up from college and transfered in her gothic style.

Paul remain on the floor gurgling and spewing the remants of the last partys buffet on the drive way.
"F..FU..FUCK ARF YA BASTARDS I'M A PARTY TIGER GRRRRRRRRRR..."
With that paul rose and collapsed to the ground in a featus like ball on the hard surface beneath.
"I've had enougth of this bollocks lets deal with this slag the way we delt with Den last winter".
Martin chuckled at sally she smiled back flicking her tounge in reptilian speed.

[stevereno]

SAQUEEFA and JEROME were also at the party but isolated them self from the others.then the powere went out."jerome, somethings wrong" said SAQUEEFA "go check it out"

"later baby,lets have sex first" said jerome

"ok" replyed SAQUEEFA

the he/she ARUL came into the room. it was confused about its sexuality since it had both male and female parts

"AHHHHHHH" scream SAQUEEFA

sally came running in and acting on inpulse she raped her legs around ARUL's face

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[Lady Summerisle]

ARUL's chin dripped with fresh blood, and the constant scream from SAQUEEFA made Sally's higher. In unison.
The dark shadow Sally's bobbing body made on the wall dropped to the ground with a thud.
Her vagina looked like a gaping wound, the ripped flesh hanging so that the pelvic bone stuck out. You could see the lubrication dripping with the blood, spilling pink on the carpet.
ARUL turned with a juicy, glowing mouth towards Saqeefa...

[stevereno]

SAQUEEFA snaped her fingers and gave ARUL some ghetto additude

THE GHETTONESS was too much for ARUL who spilt back into 2 people again

STEVE and LISA were back to normal again. and they thanked SAQUEEFA by cutting her head off.

ahhhh

back to julie and TOKEN BLACK GIRL

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[DiaryofNowhere]

First of all.....Damn stevereno ur freakin so funny.

Just then the door bell rang *Ding-Dong*
and Who was it none other than Freddy Kruger (pre New Nightmare). Hey kids wuts goin on.
After sittin down with Julie and smokin a blunt. They heard all of a sudden 1 2 Freddys Comin for U...... *Freddy jummpin to the roof in fright said yall are some crazy mother fuckers im gettin the fuck out of here. Then TOLKEN BLACK GIRL grabs him and say oh no ur not..........

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[ominous_oat]

Giving Freddy a creepy grin, TOKEN BLACK GIRL said "We haven't danced yet Freddy baby."

Freddy tried to squirm out of her grasp but he was weak because of the power of love.

So TOKEN BLACK GIRL started slow dancing with Freddy, leading them back and forth across the floor. In soft slow fluid motions.

Freddy despretly tried to scream but only a raspy sound came out of his throat.

Julie just laughed a frighteningly frightening laugh.

"No" rasped Freddy "You can't do this to me"

"Come on baby, let's keep dancing"

"NO!"

Then Freddy in a fit of desperation turned himself into a bunch of tarantulas and tried to crawl away. But he realised that the house was sealed up to the point that not even a spider could get out.

He joined his body back together and ran into the bathroom, and locked the door. Where he curled up into a little ball and cried...

Suddenly Leprechaun appeared beside him.

"I thought you were supposed to make people be dying, but now your just crying"

Freddy started crying harder.

"Just wait 'till I tell Michael, you'll be out of this cycle"

Freddy stopped crying, "You won't tell Myers what went on here Lep!" With that Freddy stabbed Leprechaun with his claws.

"I thought we was friends Freddy...Now we're uhhh....deady...ummm no...uhhhh ready? No that doesn't sound right...heady?"

Freddy then relieved Leprechaun of his head....

[DiaryofNowhere]

Freddy stays locked up in the bathroom until he falls asleep!
When he awakes he relizes that hes in Dream World.
Inside of his house waits TOLKEN BLACK GIRL
She chases him threw out the house....Freddy then gets stuck in some black slime and cant get out.
Then right before TOLKEN BLACK GIRL gets him he runs into a room and shuts the door.
All of a sudden the lights start flickerin and the floor starts breakin and all of a sudden....
A penis shaped TOLKEN BLACK GIRL pops out and starts to eat him.
He then screams out LeatherFace
Leather Face jumps through a mirror.......
Pullin out the family Chainsaw he chopes the head off.
Both Freddy and Leather Face awake
But the twist is they both awake in the bathroom.......

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[stevereno]

TOLKEN BLACK GIRL karate choped the bathroom door in.leather face screams and evaporates into shit leaving freddy all alone

"NOOOOOOOOO" freddy crys and pisses his pants

little did freddy know that piss turns TOLKEN BLACK GIRL on

"oh baby" she scream as she raped freddy's ass out his face

meanwhile.......

julie was wondering through the big house. she walked into a little girls room.it was pink and had dolls and stuff in it. "what a sweat room" said julie. then she noticed something. a doll on the ground that looked just like her.so she poked it."ouch" she cried

IT WAS A VOODOO DOLL

there were more too. one for every one

julie ran to the bathroom(because she shit her pants)she then walked in on TOKEN BLACK GIRL who was making nightmare babies with freddy............

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[ominous_oat]

(Anybody else think this is getting confusing? Time to kill off some characters...)

Paul (remember him) pulled himself up off the gravel, he'd been passed out there for an hour. His face was red, and had,well, gravel marks on it. In fact he still had gravel stuck into his forehead, so from here on he is known as...gravel head...

So gravel head stumbled into the house and ran into none other then Martin! (remember him also?).

"Hey man." gravel head said "where'd you come from?"

"I was inside the house, and I was going outside. That's how I ran into you"

"Oh." gravel head has a confused look on his face "want to go into the basement?"

"Sure" Martin said with a wink

They walked over to the basement. Martin opened the door for gravel head "After you"

"no no, after you Martin"

"No I insist after you Paul...hey you have gravel on your forehead, I'm gonna' call you gravel head!"

"Fine then, I'll go in first." said gravel head hotly.

gravel head stumbled down the steps, barely avoiding being flung down head first to have his head split open on either the cement or the rake placed directly at the bottom. Thank God for railings.

"Hey gravel head, watch your steps, can't have you dying before we ever...well you know" Martin said with another wink.

"Yes darling I know"

With that gravel head made it the rest of the way down the steps. Martin followed him closely.

"Alright, maybe over there in the corner where it's cleanest" said Martin

"Good idea Martin"..."Hey Martin...."

"Yes dear?"

"What's that sound?"

"What sound's that gravel head?"

Suddenly the rake came down onto Martin's head, it hooked in right at the front of his head peeling back his scalp. Martin screamed as blood sprayed off of his bloody, hairless head. He turned around to be confronted by...John...John swung the rake down again, this time into Martin's face, the metallic spikes bursting his eyeballs (Lucio Fulci, eat your heart out) and making bloody gush all over the rake. Finally John swung the rake upwards sticking the spikes into the soft part under Martin's chin. Then he yanked as hard as he could, pulling Matin's jaw off of his skull. Martin's tongue lulled out of the bottom of his jawless mouth, John grabbed it and yanked it out of Martin's mouth, bringing forth another wave of gushing blood. John took a huge bite out of the tongue covering his own mouth with Martin's blood. (Sorry, it's my therapy)

Then John turned to gravel head...

[Psychocandy]

Gravel Head fell to his knees and covered his head with his hands as John advanced on him. The rake dragged across the flagstones behind him sending up sparks.

"You can't kill me...you can't. I'm a virgin. Fuck...i'm a virgin. You can't kill me." Gravel Head babbled, his voice a barely coherent mixture of sobs and pleading.

"A virgin, eh?" John said, a maniacal glint in his eye. "Soon put that to rights" He said as he pulled his zip down.

He pulled his cock out of his jeans and Gravel Head's eyes widened with fear. It was like a length of rope with a knot in the end, the biggest cock he'd ever seen.

John pulled a coin from his pocket.

"Heads...I fuck you then kill you. Tails...I kill you then fuck you." He snarled.

Gravel Head started to scream.

John tossed the coin...

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[DiaryofNowhere]

The coin flew up into the air as Gravel Head started to scream. Thinking quickly Gravel Head hit the coin. Makin it bounce off into the darkness.

"Ah shit" yelled John i guess this means i have to do both.

He began to fuck him!!!!

After Gravel Head being torn open from Johns huge penis, he screamed "please no more"

John said "Fine no More....but now u DIE"

John then took a Nail Gun and proceded to shoot the Fuck out of Gravel Head.

Gravel Heads last image before he died was Johns huge Dick commin back for him.......

[spacemonkey]

(boy are you guys having fun with this..he he)

But before he kills him Jhon decides hes gonna play with him a little...So Jhon screams to Gravel face as he lies all beat up and full of nails in the floor "hey you know what Ill give you a chance to live...if its heads youll live still, if its tails Ill fucking rip your heart out and feed it to the pigs." So Jhon tosses the coin in the air...higher then anyone normally would. Gravel Head looks at it as if hes life depended on it, as if every turn of that coin in the air meant life or death..

HacK! Was the noise the Meatclever made as went into Gravel heads chest. hack! hack!
"You know I never did believe much in luck" and then he grabed Gravel face by his face and said "but you should consider yourself lucky that I gave you a swift death..."
and the he took the meatcleaver and sliced off Gravel faces skin from his face and put in on his...then he went back in the mansion..

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[spacemonkey]

No one noticed how the sky was turning into a mean greyish color...in contrast to the darkness of the night. The clouds started to build up and move around in the sky at abnormally high speed. The thunder and the lighting followed it closely behind. The rain started to pour drop by drop, drip by drip, until nothing could stop the down pour of rain. A great mother of a storm had begun and no one could stop it.

Everyone went into the mansion; for even maniacs, aliens Physcho paths and vampires had enough sense to keep themselves out of the rain...

From a distance, this looked like one wild party, thought Steve looking down upon his friends from the balcony in the second floor. From here he could see someone who looked like he was dressed like Freddy Kruger and somehow a mean looking midget who looked like an irish man managed to crash the party. Was he drunk? Was he seeing a vision? All he knew was that this was one surreal moment for him. Almost as if it was not really happening. What had happened earlier when he started to kiss Lisa? And how did he end up on the floor unconscious?He did not remember..but one thing was real;
he felt his senses awaken in a way that he had not felt them before, and he felt a thirst he had not felt before. At least not before his girlfriend Tanya bit him on the neck...he now hungered for blood.

Tanya came out from the shadows behind him and took him by the hand and said "You must be feeling very thursty right about now babe.." then she gave him a sweet kiss, bit his lower lip and said "what do you say I show you the tricks of the trade? Whatch me and follow, for you are now a creature of the night.."

She stood on the railing of the balcony and jumped of...but didnt fall. A really loud thunder hit at that moment and the lights started to blink in the big chandelier in the middle of the hall, as if they were going to go out and they finally did. Tanya was presently floating in the air, looking down with her red glowing eyes down upon the crowd...looking like an eagle searching for its prey...waiting for the perfect moment in wich to strike.



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[Jason Voorhees]

Jon stumbled around the kitchen of the house. He felt warm and very slightly delirious. He remembered the 2 children he had met in the basement as he grabbed the sewing needles and string he found in the cabinet, and the favors they asked. One had told him to kill his friends and take one their faces for a mask, the other had requested that he bring the decapitated heads of Steve and Tanya to the basement.. then he would get to go home. He tasted blood in mouth but then it all seemed to go numb as the needles and string worked. He had always hated his old face anyway.. not pretty enough.. pimply.. not now. It was such a small price to pay really... to come home.

[DiaryofNowhere]

Hey spacemonkey thanx for startin this
im havin so much fun!!!!!

[stevereno]

meanwhile...........TOLKEN BLACK GIRL found the very dead SAQUEEFA (whos head was chopped off)TOLKEN BLACK GIRL soed(<-spelling) SAQUEEFA'S head back on......but not on her body......on TOLKEN BLACK GIRL! now she has 2 heads and twice as much additude!

back to john.

john ran down the hall with his penis dragging behind him. he ran into lisa who then gave him a free circumsision.ouch!since john was so well hung, a massive chunk of forskin was left over so lisa smuthered him with it.john was dead.but the forskin had a life of it's own

IT WAS THE FORSKIN BLOB!

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[someguy]

Ok,that's it...

After John died, he flew back, hitting a pipe, breaking it, releasing gas. Saqueefa/Token Black Girl lit a cigarette,and the house blew up. All that was left were ashes. No one survived.


THE END!

[gorysnoopy]

THAT WAS FUCKIN SICK!!!!!

you guys ROCK!!!

[ominous_oat]

Anybody else see a sequel coming?

"House of the Foreskin Blob"

[Gregorious8]

Sounds more like a porno.

[stevereno]

i'll make the sequel......

10 YEARS LATER

little did the people their know that the house was built on an anicent indian burial ground......dun,dun,dun,

anywho the citizens of STEVE LAND(were the house is located) decided to be smart and build a summer camp where the house had been

oh look here comes 2 trucks full of teenagers

i smell a fun summer

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[Gregorious8]

the second truck full of teens hits a bump in the road, and flips over killing everyone inside.
Camp Director: Damn we aren't even at the camp site, and we already have eight people dead.

This tragic event only leaves us seven people left; Billy Joe, Willie, Greg, Rolando, Shitanya, Missy & Larissa.

[stevereno]

you forgot the other poor bastard named STEVE PART 2

oh no! here comes the school bus full of kids!

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[Gregorious8]

A man is watching the bus stop. This man is none other than TREVOR MOORHOUSE!! Trevor is watching in silence as the kids walk off the bus, He notices something different about these kids. Trevor then reads the bus' side.
CAMP BUS FOR AUTISTIC CHILDREN.

TM: How the fuck I can kill these little kids. I couldn't live with myself! It'd be like me killing DOUG THE SURFER DUDE, just plain old wrong.

Trevor walks away crying thinking about what he did to poor DOUG THE SURFER DUDE

Meanwhile Greg is out back near the Haunted House macking it with Missy

Missy: Greg you're the coolest guy ever! I just want to be with you.

Greg: I know, that's why all the girls love this smooth pimp.

Just then a twig snapping is heard.

(Let it be known that Greg brought along a shotgun just in chance anything attacks them)

[XCoRyX]

Greg: OHHH Shit!(he suddenly jumps up and down as he is finished doing his job with missy)
Missy: Aw greg you didnt tell me your a premature...wait,did you hear that sound a couple of seconds ago?
Greg: No....but no im not a premature...wait i just heard something also!
(Trevor Moorehouse Walks Up To Them)
Missy: Greg!Do something!
Trevor: Guys its ok,i dont want to hurt you,your autistic damnit i cant do it.I want to be friends...i want to help out as much as possible.
Greg: Bitch we aint autistic,the others are but we arent!
Trevor: Did you just call trevor moorehouse a bitch?Big no no...
(trevor throws gregs face through a tree)
Missy: AHHHHH!!!!Greg!!!!Help!!!You son of a bitch!
Trevor: Hes dead you stupid slut....
Missy: Get out of here you jason voorhees wanna be!
(trevor picks up a cucumber off the ground and beats missy to her death)
Trevor: (with scary music).....Its time to play bloody murder...watch out you autistic fucks!Whos shotgun is this?

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[Jason Voorhees]

As the sun fell a voice rang out, through the night, emanating from the campsite, the voice the sum of all the horrors contained inside. ''Come home.. Come home.. Come home..'' The living turned and surbeyed the campsite. The terrified screams of children rose like an unholy creshendo and then Heart of the night was silent, very much alive and hungry but silent.. Waiting.

Billy Joe, one of the survivors of the incident earlier scoffed and said to Willy. ''Fuck this bullshit, this is obviously some damn prank. Man I'll be right back.'' With that he stormed off into the camp.
''Anybody here? This shit aint funny!'' He stanmmered as he continued to walk along, the moonlight providing little lighting. Finally he saw a shuffling figure getting closer. It appeared to have a humongous protrusion from its groin.. and as it stepped into the light, a face crudely sowed onto its own. It held a bloody Meat Clever.
''Yeah, real funny. Fuck you man''. He spit. The thing replied with a gravely pained voice. ''I'm home'' It announced as it drove the Meat Cleaver through Billy'S chest and completely out his back.
Billy's opened in shock, horror, amazement. Then he felt himself being lifted by the arm which had lanced through his body like a knife through bread. '' And now..'' It strained, transferring the cleaver to its free hand, ''You are too''. It finished with a powerful swing and then turned to watch Billy's severed head fly through the air. The time had come again to play.

[DiaryofNowhere]

Ok while im thinkin about somethin
to add to this story.....stevereno u
need to make it a funny story like before
and together we can tag team this bitch
and make it as good as the first. But
if not then thasts cool we could keep it as
is and make it a scary story....

[This message has been edited by DiaryofNowhere (edited 05-14-2002).]

[stevereno]

will do,will do

anywho TREVOR was bord from all the killin' so he dicided to go for a walk.TREVOR was crossing the street but forgot to look both ways and was hit by a second schools bus

this one was called CAMP BUS FOR CHILDREN WITH TERRETS and DOWN SYNDROM

while the down syndrom kids were bussy eating their own faces, the autistic ones were skiny dipping."oh steve(reno) how well hung you are" said one of the girls who wasn't named because what is the point she'll die in ten minutes any way......

TEN MINUTES LATER

"wow, that was quick" said steve(reno)

anywho the down syndrom kids were still eating their faces when the terrets kids were preparing for tonights RAPE-A-THON were people rape other people for a good cause.all the money that is raised gos to past rape victims.

WHEN SUDDENLY!..........

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[Gregorious8]

Greg returns from almost being killed.

Steve: I thought you were killed?

Greg: Yeah, but when I saw the bus full of down syndrom girls, I just couldn't help myself. Those girls are so great in the sack dude!Do you want to go scope them out with me?

Steve: No way!

Greg: Your lost bro.

Greg walks away to go meet all the fine ladies. Steve walks off to his cabin. When he gets there he goes into shock because he finds...

[spacemonkey]

Steve finds that strange as it may seem the camp site was no longer there...instead of he campsite he saw The Dunwich Mansion. What the hell was going on here? Steve asked himself...dindnt this house supposedly blow up ten years ago? Yet there it was in all its eerie glory...And the lights were still on. So he decides that instead of freezing his ass outhere in the cold of the night hell go inside and see what the hell happened to the campsite.

He walks up to the door and just before he knocks, the door opens...and a young man with nerdy glasses and a pimple filled face answers the door, he seemed to have some scars in the corners of his face.

STeve a bit dissoriented and scared said:
"Hi maybe you could help me. I seem to have made a wrong turn somewhere cause I thought I was in "Camp Stay Here and Die" but it seems that I have gotten lost could you give me some directions as to were to go?"

"Many get lost in these woods and never find theyre way back, its better if you come in and use my phone.." offered the strange looking young man.

"Hey thanks, what did you say was your name was again?"

"The names Jhon, some of my friends call me Meat Cleaver Jhon, but you can call me Jhon."
said Jhon as he closed the door and let Steve in...

[DiaryofNowhere]

Meanwhile back with the bus load of speds....

As one of the down syndrome kids walked out of the bus (His name is Randy) he saw wut looked like a burnt child. So he chases after him.

After runnin through the woods he stummbles upon a house.

He watches the burnt child walk in. So he follows him......

When he gets in he sees a burnt ladys head on this table.......It was TOLKEN BLACK GIRL

She opened her eyes and when she did. Hundreds of Nightmare babys jumped out and killed Randy.

Then after Randy was Dead she jumped her butt out from her table, made all her kids hold hands and headed for the school bus........

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[DiaryofNowhere]

Hey stevereno do u have Aol or Msn or anything

if so please give me ur name (AOL or MSN)
to me

My AOL name is: DiaryofNowhere

Oh and anyone else that is takin place in this story please tell me ur name (AOL MSN)

[This message has been edited by DiaryofNowhere (edited 05-15-2002).]

[stevereno]

i have msn messager rmcwatters@hotmail.com oh and my real name is RYAN but everyone calls me STEVE

back to the story

it turns out STEVE(RENO) was really stoned and the house wasn't really there.when steve(reno) awoke from his blunt daze and relized that he had FUCKED a donkey (A.K.A. DORORTHY the ugly girl)

back to the rape-a-thon.......

jack didn't get to rape anyone and his right hand had started to cramp, so he dicided to go for a walk in the woods when......

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[ominous_oat]

A spotlight fell from above him and landed on his head..

"Where'd that come from?" Jack said, rubbing his head.

Suddenly a directors board thingey came out of nowhere and imbedded itself into the tree besides him...

"shoot,I missed." came the voice of the director "This guy sucks at acting."

Jack got up and started running, but he couldn't get far because it turned out the whole thing was a set...

"That explains why the trees are so fake" said Jack.

Then a boom mike swang out of nowhere and took Jack's head off making it hit the producer. The producer was knocked flat and out cold for a while.

"Hey thanks Rijol" the director said to the boom mike operator.

"it was being no problem for me mister direcor, may I be having my pay now?"

"No, now let's get back to making this movie."
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I'm on MSN, my e-mail address for it is ominous_oat@hotmail.com .

[stevereno]

when they looked closer at jacks head hey realised it was infact that of ominous oat.

"oh no we killed oat" said the producer

"OH MY GOOOOO...........MEH,"-said the director

"since oat is dead who will be the PAST HORROR form moderator"-said the producer

"well only one person could do the job and that fine young man's name is STEVERENO!" -said the director

thus stevereno takes over the board (this is just a joke mr oat,plz dont castrate me)

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[ominous_oat]

*castrates stevereno* Oh wait you said "*don't* castrate me" sorry, me don't read good.

Also as a little forwarning I might not be moderator for Past Horror for much longer. I'm going to be moving soon, and I'm going to apparently be working at a sleepover camp through the entire summer (ohhhh how I hope it's like Camp Placid Pines). So I'll have to resign. I'm going to be sending in my resignation to Arrow and JoBlo tommorrow. Whew, now how's that for going off topic? Shame on me. I'm a horrible horrible person for doing that....

[Jason Voorhees]

lol Make sure you bring a cheap hockey mask.. Just in case.

[spacemonkey]

This was fun right up to the part were it was turned into a porn story... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

There were a lot of loose end left on the other story that was going on..

[Corpse Candle]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gregorious8:
A man is watching the bus stop. This man is none other than TREVOR MOORHOUSE!! Trevor is watching in silence as the kids walk off the bus, He notices something different about these kids. Trevor then reads the bus' side.
CAMP BUS FOR AUTISTIC CHILDREN.

TM: How the fuck I can kill these little kids. I couldn't live with myself! It'd be like me killing DOUG THE SURFER DUDE, just plain old wrong.

Trevor walks away crying thinking about what he did to poor DOUG THE SURFER DUDE

Meanwhile Greg is out back near the Haunted House macking it with Missy

Missy: Greg you're the coolest guy ever! I just want to be with you.

Greg: I know, that's why all the girls love this smooth pimp.

Just then a twig snapping is heard.

(Let it be known that Greg brought along a shotgun just in chance anything attacks them) </font>

Now I know for a fact that this won't mean anything to you but I have an AUTISTIC BROTHER.
Why did you pick a bus full of AUTISTIC children to kill what's wrong with you.
I don't care what you think of me or my posts but your lack of imagionation insults the people who are able to post coherently.
The real shame about all this is that this story started out as a great idea I liked the fact that it turned humerous but then it soured and now it's just plain offensive.
One other thing AUTISIM and DOWNS SYNDROME are two completely seperate conditions check you facts before you write your crap.

[Psychocandy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Corpse Candle:
Now I know for a fact that this won't mean anything to you but I have an AUTISTIC BROTHER.
Why did you pick a bus full of AUTISTIC children to kill what's wrong with you.
I don't care what you think of me or my posts but your lack of imagionation insults the people who are able to post coherently.
The real shame about all this is that this story started out as a great idea I liked the fact that it turned humerous but then it soured and now it's just plain offensive.
One other thing AUTISIM and DOWNS SYNDROME are two completely seperate conditions check you facts before you write your crap.</font>

I agree. That's why I haven't posted any more on this thread. I think that it's possible to make a joke about anything and make it funny. Finding humour in adversity is just part of the human condition. It's how we get by. However, if you are going to make a joke about a sensitive subject at least be certain it's not going to hurt anyone's feelings. I think that this thread should be shut down now. It's outlived it's usefulness. It can be started afresh later with a bit more thought being put into what is being posted.

[DiaryofNowhere]

Either way im havin fun.

So if yall want this one gone
then lets start another one

[Jason Voorhees]

I agree, Plus we did Horror porn comedy, which means that probably only 5 people were interested in viewing this film lol(Speaking Hypothetically, as if this were the script to a film). So I wouldnt be suprised if our Studio saw our product and shut us down..

[spacemonkey]

Its like Pshico candy said,it started out cool yet no matter how much others tried, some people just kept screwing things up waaay to much to the point where you were offensive...thats sad cause I was having a really good time with this thing.. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

Sorry about some things that turned out offensive to some of you out there it was never my intention next time I give this type of thing a shot Ill give out more specific rules , I guess some people dont know the difference between horror and porn..

[Psychocandy]

Heh. In all honesty it was only the stuff about the disabled kids I found objectionable and that was only because it could obviously hurt someone's feelings. In fact I was kinda responsible for the whole porn angle kicking off. I just have a twisted sense of humour. Sorry. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Gregorious8]

I'm very sorry for my post. I didn't really think about what I was say or that I could have offended someone. Again I'm very, very sorry.

[stevereno]

i'm sorry to hear that ominous but a job pays and being a moderator dosent (at least thats what i was lead to believe)

now back to the story

ok lets just say that the camp burned down and all the trouble children got away.

OUR HORROR STORY PART 3:A NEW CAMP!

a group of hip trendy teenie boppers have just moved into the newly rebuilt cambins at CAMP SLAUGHTER(now nick named CAMP CLICHE)

neve prescott and jennifer james were best friends with over stuffed bra's,who broght their boyfriends along with them.skeet loomis and barry phillipee.

they desided to start the summer off with a swim when.............

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[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
i'm sorry to hear that ominous but a job pays and being a moderator dosent (at least thats what i was lead to believe)
</font>

Well I'm going to write some of this story later, but right now I'm going to post to this...now actually I won't get payed hardly anything for working at this camp (I'm a volunteer, how gay! I sicken myself sometimes)..it's just for the fun of it, and hey being a horror fan naturally I'm drawn to camps.

Also us moderators don't get payed...really we don't..in fact...it's uh, just volunteer works also...yeah that's it..

Dang it where's my bi-weekly check from JoBlo...I need another jacuzzi...

[stevereno]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Well I'm going to write some of this story later, but right now I'm going to post to this...now actually I won't get payed hardly anything for working at this camp (I'm a volunteer, how gay! I sicken myself sometimes)..it's just for the fun of it, and hey being a horror fan naturally I'm drawn to camps.

Also us moderators don't get payed...really we don't..in fact...it's uh, just volunteer works also...yeah that's it..

Dang it where's my bi-weekly check from JoBlo...I need another jacuzzi...</font>

man that sucks. you volunteer at a camp and don't get payed?if i worked at a camp then found out i wasn't getting paid, i would drown a kid..........but then his mom would come after me

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[Domestic Goddess]

(Continuing with the story)

they decided to start the summer off with a swim when....... Jared from the Subway commercials and Carrot-Top both showed up because you know how they love to annoy the hell out of ya!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

[ominous_oat]

Joined by none other then Yahoo Serious, Gilbert Gotfreid, Pauly Shore, Rossanne, and Tom Arnold, Ben Curtis (stephen, the Dell Dude), Kevin Williamson, Al Gore, and Barney the Purple Dinosaur....

"Hey kids, is where we're supposed to be?"

"NO I DON'T THINK IT IS! HEY WHERE'S MY AGENT!"

"Dooooooooooood you're getting a new agent"

"Heya, guuuuys. Where do ya thinka we're supposed to be anyways"

"I don't know...but this is my kind of place...camp cliche...I'm going to go swim in Lake Rip-off! See ya' later guys"
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Alright everyone can have fun killing off all these wonderful "celebrities." But first of all I want you to realize this isn't just part of a story, it's a game too! You can figure out which "celebrity" said which quote above! Woo hoo! Isn't that fun!....okay just humor me

[Domestic Goddess]

(the story continues...)

Roseanne, of course, has brought along her day's supply of Kentucky Fried Chicken(which would feed all the starving Africans for a year). When Jared smells it he starts drooling like Cujo, runs over and wolfs it all down. He giggles insanely, balloons up to 900 lbs., and falls over onto Gilbert Godfreid, crushing him instantly.

Carrot-Top leaps up screaming "Call 1-800 ATT" and runs into the woods looking for a phone. He accidently finds the Blair Witch and she strangles him with a phone cord. Millions of people everywhere clap heartily!

[stevereno]

*drop's anvil*

"oh no roseanne's jumping off the diving board"

KILLER WAVE

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[stevereno]

its been 10 days since this story died

*RESURRECTS OFFENSIVE STORY*

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[spacemonkey]

Hey Stevereno, you got to admit this was fun but I think this story died because, after a while you guys failed to add any real plot twist or meaningfull characters, you started of good but lost track. The only way this sort of thing will work is if you start of a story, and ADD more story elements not just say a joke for the sake of saying it...it should have something to do with the story.And its also very essential to follow the last persons post storyline..THATs why the thread died cause once the sole pourpose of your post is to say some joke and thats it well, where does the story go? But since I see so many of you enjoyed this Im gonna open a NEW thread start a NEW story and hope it can go somewhere, of course Ill post more specific rules of the game. This was just a test, the real fun is gonna start soon... he he .. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif