welcome to SCHMOEVILLE!!!!!

[Romero&Juliet]

(I remember talking about this a little while ago on the boards with someone. It never got put up, so I'm taking the liberty of doing so)

We all know how annoying it is to not know anyone who likes horror!! In fact, my friends think its hiarious that I do, and make fun of it all the time!!

If we all lived on a desolate Island (I'm suggesting My Provnce, Newfounland. THere's only about a half a milion people here, so they'd be no problem for us to kill off, and have it all to ourselves!! Plus, I'd be too lazy to move..), completely inhabited by lovers of the genre, it would, indeed be a healthy and fun place to live.

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
(I remember talking about this a little while ago on the boards with someone. It never got put up, so I'm taking the liberty of doing so)

We all know how annoying it is to not know anyone who likes horror!! In fact, my friends think its hiarious that I do, and make fun of it all the time!!

If we all lived on a desolate Island (I'm suggesting My Provnce, Newfounland. THere's only about a half a milion people here, so they'd be no problem for us to kill off, and have it all to ourselves!! Plus, I'd be too lazy to move..), completely inhabited by lovers of the genre, it would, indeed be a healthy and fun place to live.





</font>


lol we can only dream.....

[stevereno]

can i be the town idiot?!

*gets excited*

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[teenkiller]

Well you can call me an official resident of Schmoeville. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Andrew Tom]

Count me in. Oh, weren't there some rules? I can't wait to get into breaking them... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Romero&Juliet]

well obviously horror movies would be taught in school, to all of the wee little schmoes.

Popcorn and M&M's would grow on trees. (genetically engineered, of course by one of our scientifically inclined schmoes.)

Obviously our ruler would be Arrow.

~~CHEWTOY will be hunted down and killed!!!!!

[XCoRyX]

We'd have to have the little monsters from phantasm as our oompa loompas and they can operate on the mechanical business....count me in nonetheless.

[XCoRyX]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
can i be the town idiot?!

*gets excited*

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You have my vote...

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[spacemonkey]

Ill be the town mortician and steal dead bodies to send them to another dimension..hehe hehe. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Mr Dark-Light]

Can I be the town drunk, I'm good at it because I started tap dancing the last time I got drunk.

[Lady Summerisle]

I want to be regal wife of someone high up in Scmoeville, but really kinky behind closed doors. Sort of like Smurfette.

I teach Vampire Films 101, at Schmoe High, where the principal is Jimbo from F13:Final Chapter.

[Lady Summerisle]

I want to be regal wife of someone high up in Scmoeville, but really kinky behind closed doors. Sort of like Smurfette.

I teach Vampire Films 101, at Schmoe High, where the principal is Jimbo from F13:Final Chapter.

[Kaos]

And where there is order there must be Kaos! So, of course I'll be making a little home for myself in Schmoeville.

[Odd Emu]

I'll run the town bar.
You youngins stop stealing my shits!
Now get on before I call's the cops!!!
* pulls out shot gun *

[stevereno]

on HALLOWEEN we swim to the main land and kidnap people and barbecue them.

we also give out alcohol and broken condoms in kids trick-o-treat bags

their will be no cars just shopping carts and boxes on skate board

EVERYBODY IS A PYRO

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[skweemkween]

Ahhhhhh Schmoeville. Where it's always early fall, the leaves are constantly blowing, the moon is always full, trick or treating is mandatory if they the children wish to get a decent education. There are more movie theatres than there are bars, we send our kids away to Camp Crystal Lake every summer, pastel is not an option. Women are femme fatales and men are creepy but intense.
It is always 75 degrees and slightly overcast with beautiful graying clouds in the afternoon with a chance of spooky....

Ahhhhhh Schoeville.

Can I be the weird yet beautiful old lady that lives alone at the top of the hill??

[Lady Summerisle]

You can hang out with me Kweenie.
The Lady needs a friend to hang out with.
Plus, you can wear the Chas sweater (they have those in Schmoeville).

That way we can run a movie thaetre dedicated to horror films of yesteryaer, and have a WARLOCK marathon if we want.

[nightmareman]

ILL BE THE MALE SLUT IF THERE IS A GOOD NUMBER OF WOMEN (wink wink )LOL

[Kaos]

Way cool, we have at least two wonderful women (the Lady and the Kween) for our starting town. BTW Kween, we don't think of you as beautiful but old, it's more like beautiful and experienced. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by skweemkween:
Ahhhhhh Schmoeville...There are more movie theatres than there are bars.</font>

HA! Yeah right! I think Mr. Dark_light and I would have something to say about that!!!!
Kween, stay down in the bar(s) with me and Mr. Dark_light. We'll get pissed and bitch about ridiculous stuff. We'll be the town Cynics!!! Then Odd Emu'll kick us out every night when we get too drunk and start singing.

It'll be grand!

[stevereno]

i'll have a store called.......

STEVERENO'S RHINOPLASTY

any one need a new nose?

and we all have to be stereotypes. i'll be the TOKEN RETARD and ROMERO can be the TOKEN DRUNK

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[Gregorious8]

I'll be a bartender

[teenkiller]

I'll kill all the bratty teens. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[psycho path]

DAMN,this would be cool! Im too old to be the resident bad boy,cuz im 32...Sigh...

[Lady Summerisle]

psycho path,
do you think Kevin Dillon was 17 when he played in THE BLOB?
or Thom Mathews as Tommy Jarvis?

You can be the resident bad boy.

[stevereno]

kevin bacon was 26 when he did footloose

scary...................

we'll have national holidays on famous horror directors birthdays

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[Lady Summerisle]

ROMERO DAY!
We celebrate by dressing as zombies and SWAT team member and play paintball. Then hunker down to watch Night, Dawn and Day, and NotLD 90 in an all nighter drive-in.

JOHN CARPENTER DAY
Anyone can choose to be whatever character from Carpenter's extensive horror resume (the Lady wants to be Dr. Loomis, so she can say EVILLLL in many tones).

[stevereno]

i can see romero&juliet as lynda from halloween and i'll be laurie becuz i can hide in closets

we'll have places in SCHMOE ville that are only found in movies like.........

BATES MOTEL
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE
ELM STREET
WOODSBORO HIGH

the list go's on

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[Andrew Tom]

Also, there has to be Sam Raimi day, with Evil Dead theme, with a twist of Darkman...

Vampires will have their days and so will Werewolves, Aliens etc.

In Schmoeville everyday is Halloween.

[DeadByDawn]

I'd like to keep the city's movie shop and make sure that every damn movie will be uncut and can be rented cheap.

[Darth_Evil]

lol. I guess I could be the Schmoeville Priest. I lead services of worship for the Arrow, heal people, or choke evil teeny-bobbers with my mind. I'll have to develop telekenic mind powers and I will baptize in the name of the Arrow. Be warned that here, your sins (i.e. sneaking in a copy of "Exorcist 2," or "Jaws 3") will NOT be forgiven. You will burn in SCHMOE HELL!

[Lady Summerisle]

Me and stevereno could hold a play version of ALIENS, that is a musical.
I am Ripley/the stage manager
Stevereno can be Newt, and wear overalls!
Anyone interested has to audition through the resident ALIENS experts. Us!

[Jason Voorhees]

Count me in, I'd like to be the local Psycho who bothers children and suffers from odd hallucinations.

[stevereno]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:
Me and stevereno could hold a play version of ALIENS, that is a musical.
I am Ripley/the stage manager
Stevereno can be Newt, and wear overalls!
Anyone interested has to audition through the resident ALIENS experts. Us!</font>

yeah lady s.!

it can be held at the "haunted theater" and face huggers can dance and do the "can can"

non of us can die. we're all emortal so i can go up to any one and shot them in the face and they can just laugh and shake it off.

it would be tres fun

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[Lady Summerisle]

Originally posted by stevereno:
yeah lady s.!

it can be held at the "haunted theater" and face huggers can dance and do the "can can"

non of us can die. we're all emortal so i can go up to any one and shot them in the face and they can just laugh and shake it off.

it would be tres fun

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Burke can dress like Frank N Furter and sing SWEET TRANVESTITE. And it can be like Moulin Rouge with Space Marines.

Schmoeville will have dark, ominous homes that look creepy all the time. Kweenie can inhabit the Halloween House, I'll take the Sawyer clans abode in TCM 2.

[stevereno]

i'll live in THE LOST BOYS cave on the edge of town near the "haunted boardwalk"

i will also sport a mullet and labyrinth inspired pants. but no jennifer connelly.

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[Lady Summerisle]

If you wear Labyrinth pants ,stevereno, you have to watch out because I have a thing for David Bowie pants.

Someone has to carry around a head in a basket, like BELIAL in Baskt Case.

Our mall is like the Monroeville mall in DAWN OF THE DEAD. Every Halloween we resurrect the dead and put them in the mall and re-enact Dawn.

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:
Our mall is like the Monroeville mall in DAWN OF THE DEAD. Every Halloween we resurrect the dead and put them in the mall and re-enact Dawn.</font>

YES!!! It could be our equivalent to the US' re-enactment of the Civil War!!!

[The Arrow]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:
I want to be regal wife of someone high up in Scmoeville, but really kinky behind closed doors. Sort of like Smurfette.

I teach Vampire Films 101, at Schmoe High, where the principal is Jimbo from F13:Final Chapter.</font>

LOL! Jimbo as principal...now THAT'S funny! Thanks for the laugh...I love that guy!

[Spider-Man]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
well obviously horror movies would be taught in school, to all of the wee little schmoes.

Popcorn and M&M's would grow on trees. (genetically engineered, of course by one of our scientifically inclined schmoes.)

Obviously our ruler would be Arrow.

~~CHEWTOY will be hunted down and killed!!!!!</font>


Who's "chewtoy" ?

[Spider-Man]

Who would I be??...[runs away seeking for an answer]

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spider-Man:

Who's "chewtoy" ?</font>

he was a bastard who came on the boards a few moths ago and started making ridiculous topics and acting like an asshole. Talking about having sex with goats, insulting the mods./Arrow/the schmoes..

Arrow & Joblo were on vacation at the time, and Arrow had locked up all the guns. so Dick all could be done about him. His topics all got closed up soon enough, and peace was restored to schmoeville!!!

THE END.

[Odd Emu]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
he was a bastard who came on the boards a few moths ago and started making ridiculous topics and acting like an asshole. Talking about having sex with goats, insulting the mods./Arrow/the schmoes..

Arrow & Joblo were on vacation at the time, and Arrow had locked up all the guns. so Dick all could be done about him. His topics all got closed up soon enough, and peace was restored to schmoeville!!!

THE END.</font>

yes I was just a junior schmoe when that happned but I was here none the less.He was very much ass master supreme.

Back to The Topic.In The Town Square we have statues of all the great horror movie icons.Every Year we could have the annual Who can watch the most horror movies in a row with out going to sleep contest.Of course Barney the drunken sea captain would win that contest because he has no eyelids.

If any schmoe ever becomes a millionare please buy an island and make our dream come true.




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[rayray]

I like to be the town's mortician who occasionally ressurects bodies just for the hell of it.

[Spider-Man]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
he was a bastard who came on the boards a few moths ago and started making ridiculous topics and acting like an asshole. Talking about having sex with goats, insulting the mods./Arrow/the schmoes..

Arrow & Joblo were on vacation at the time, and Arrow had locked up all the guns. so Dick all could be done about him. His topics all got closed up soon enough, and peace was restored to schmoeville!!!

THE END.</font>


Is he the one that posted banners of oxes and had the stupidest topics?...he is around pages 25-40...

[Romero&Juliet]

yup. that's him alright.. He was promoting his band..

[Spider-Man]

damn! what a snotty little cock!

[stevereno]

romero i gots one of those idea thingy's,

we'll have a VIRGIN RUN

every year on the towns aniversey we'll collect a bunch of virgins and let them loose in the town(about 200 or so)and then all the schmoes will hunt them down and kill them in different ways(they will video tape it)

who ever has the best kill can ride on THE KILLER FLOAT in the SCHMOE VILLE parade

"NOW HOLDING ADDITIONS FOR BUSTY BLOND VIRGINS,contact STEVERENO for details"

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[thingsgoinon]

May I be the musical entertainment at the local tavern?

[Odd Emu]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by thingsgoinon:
May I be the musical entertainment at the local tavern? </font>


Since I would own the local tavern being the bar runner and all. What kinda music do you play?

[Darth_Evil]

Not to fear. Chewtoy is burning in Schmoe Hell. *heals everyone*

[Lady Summerisle]

The tavern plays:

BILLY RAY CYRUS (now that is scary)
and ACCORDION MUSIC!

[Spider-Man]

NOOOOOOOO I'll never get drunk again! not even in Dario Argento's day!

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:
The tavern plays:

BILLY RAY CYRUS (now that is scary)
and ACCORDION MUSIC!</font>

and the only music the accordian guy plays are wierd al covers. Billy ray cyrus. How the hell did that man get the job of playing a doctor on that show? I wouldn't trust that man to pour me enough cough syrup, let alone make life saving decisions. Maybe his mullet brings him luck.

[Odd Emu]

No....My bar will only play the screams of people being killed and pink floyd. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Psychocandy]

Can I be in charge of the Board of Censors in Schmoeville. Instead of cutting scenes out of movies i'll send them back to the studio with demands for more violence and gore. If Disney sends me Bambi for example i'll return it to them requesting that when Bambi's mother is killed I want to see her hung from a tree and eviscerated by a hockey mask wearing psychopath wielding a machete. For Home Alone 4 i'll have the latest Culkin clone being left behind at home only to find the house under siege by Jason, Michael & Freddy. Let's see the little bastard tar and feather those fuckers.



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[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Odd Emu:
No....My bar will only play the screams of people being killed and pink floyd. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>


Sounds good, only you could also play some Sonic Youth, the musical screams of Kim Gordan will be appreciated by all schmoes I'm sure....ahhh how I love Sonic Youth.

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth_Evil:
Not to fear. Chewtoy is burning in Schmoe Hell. *heals everyone* </font>

Anybody else ever think that perhaps Chewtoy is still with us today only hiding under some other name, and acting in a polite manner?...*eyes the other schmoes*

Also I think that one guy impersonating teenkiller will be in hell also...anyone remember him? He was on that one Trivia game post....

[MikeyB]

I'd like to run the Bates Motel and help kill stupid-ass newcomers that aren't worthy of being in Schmoeville! Damn, that would be sweet!

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[Spider-Man]

how misterious

[teenkiller]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Anybody else ever think that perhaps Chewtoy is still with us today only hiding under some other name, and acting in a polite manner?...*eyes the other schmoes*

Also I think that one guy impersonating teenkiller will be in hell also...anyone remember him? He was on that one Trivia game post....</font>

Yes that would be Meech. Don't worry there is, was, and will only be one teenkiller. Accept no imitations. And for the record I was the first to use the last sentence saying. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Romero&Juliet]

lol, I remember Meech.. That was Hilaroius!!!!

[teenkiller]

Yeah it was pretty funny. If I recall correctly he called me a faggot. However he also tried copying me. How odd. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[stevereno]

i no longer want to be THE TOWN IDIOT i can be........

THE TOWN SLUT

*hikes up mini skirt*

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[ominous_oat]

*starts hitting on the town slut*

*realizes the town slut is a pirate in a mini skirt and rips eyeballs out*

[Mr Dark-Light]

An idea for the town slut from the town drunk.

In the Aliens musical could we have the aliens and the mariens fight each other like they do in the musical West Side Story. You know they could click their fingers and walk in that funny way as if they've throughen thier backs out.

[kiwihitman]

can i be the christan fanatic.preaching the bible.*hops on his bycicle looking to spread the good word of god*

[spacemonkey]

Aside from being the town mortician,Ill give some tennis lessons only instead of tennis balls Ill yours these really cool little flying spheres I got from another dimension... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

And Ill ocassionally dress like that old guy from the Friday the 13th films and say to anyone who comes to schmoeville: "This place is cursed!!!"..with my breath smelling like I just drank a six pack of Bacardi..heh heh http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Psychocandy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kiwihitman:
can i be the christan fanatic.preaching the bible.*hops on his bycicle looking to spread the good word of god*

</font>


Sing after me,

"God is in his holy temple..."

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:

Sounds good, only you could also play some Sonic Youth, the musical screams of Kim Gordan will be appreciated by all schmoes I'm sure....ahhh how I love Sonic Youth.</font>

they're my favorite band!!!!!! IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!

Oat, have you ever heard of a side project that they did just before they Released Daydream Nation called the White(Y) album???? It was released under the name ciccone (madonna's last name) Youth.. Its mostly crappy rapping and stuff, but there are Two MADONNA COVERS!!!! Imagine, Thurston singing INTO THE GROOVE!!!

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
they're my favorite band!!!!!! IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!

Oat, have you ever heard of a side project that they did just before they Released Daydream Nation called the White(Y) album???? It was released under the name ciccone (madonna's last name) Youth.. Its mostly crappy rapping and stuff, but there are Two MADONNA COVERS!!!! Imagine, Thurston singing INTO THE GROOVE!!! </font>

Wow, another Sonic Youth fan! And here I thought they just didn't exist anymore....but I never had heard of that album before, but I'll find it anyway just because I love them so....

Also as a continuation of my eyes being ripped out. I'm now the crazy blind guy who can hang out with the crazy town drunk and help him warn people that the place is cursed....I can also trip people with my walking stick and chuckle in a way that is not very nice.

[XCoRyX]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
on HALLOWEEN we swim to the main land and kidnap people and barbecue them.

we also give out alcohol and broken condoms in kids trick-o-treat bags

their will be no cars just shopping carts and boxes on skate board

EVERYBODY IS A PYRO

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Thats definetly not my vision of a great place of potential like schmoeville.

[skweemkween]

Lady S: I don't want the Halloween house, I want to live in Elvira, Mistress of the Dark , the old mansion redecorated in purple, green,red,yellow, black , and gray.

Odd Emu: YES, we will have a park with statues of the greats!! We will make it manditory for the youngens in school to tour the grounds and write biographies and hiaku's on them.

We should also have a Schmoe Olympics to decide who are the scariest and most inventive schmoes with relays such as how many chainsaws, axes, and knives you can jungle, etc, etc.

[Odd Emu]

I Would have to go get a bunch of Native American's and a bunch of Shamen from around the world to place a curse on the island.Then sucker stevereno into selling his soul and wishing that a portal to hell would be located under the island.Then we would never run out of evil things running around.

[Batgirl1979]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
romero i gots one of those idea thingy's,

we'll have a VIRGIN RUN

every year on the towns aniversey we'll collect a bunch of virgins and let them loose in the town(about 200 or so)and then all the schmoes will hunt them down and kill them in different ways(they will video tape it)

who ever has the best kill can ride on THE KILLER FLOAT in the SCHMOE VILLE parade

"NOW HOLDING ADDITIONS FOR BUSTY BLOND VIRGINS,contact STEVERENO for details"

SHIVER ME TIMBERS</font>

I'm available for an audition. It will be worth it for the cause.(Do you have to be a real virgin or a born-again?LOL)

[ominous_oat]

Ummmmm, well actually if we have busty blondes around I think we should keep them as long as possible....

[thingsgoinon]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Odd Emu:

Since I would own the local tavern being the bar runner and all. What kinda music do you play?</font>


Mostly classic rock...some modern stuff (Alanis, Sister Hazel, Metallica ...) but mostly pre-80's. And LOTS of Skynyrd !

[Odd Emu]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by thingsgoinon:

Mostly classic rock...some modern stuff (Alanis, Sister Hazel, Metallica ...) but mostly pre-80's. And LOTS of Skynyrd !</font>

Ok....but If I no like it I will feed you to the tremors I have chained up in the back of the tavern.

[thingsgoinon]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Odd Emu:
Ok....but If I no like it I will feed you to the tremors I have chained up in the back of the tavern.</font>

Don't worry I got some Floyd in there http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[spacemonkey]

And this would be our flag of course:
http://www.joblo.com/ubb/newarrowboardlogo.gif

[Romero&Juliet]

lol, what do you think the punishment for murder wold be in schmoeville?????

I think the level of creativity in a kill would certainly be incentive to acquit(sp.) a serial killer...ESPECIALLY if he gets a contract for a movie deal afterwards...

[Lady Summerisle]

The punishment for murder would be to watch Alien3 over and over again, until the person gets so depressed they go insane.

Other punishment horrors:
Bram Stokers Dracula (ahhhh, Keanu)
Plan 9 From Outer Space
TCM 4
Halloween 3

[spacemonkey]

And they would have to sit through, and wathc with something holding theyre eyelids open the following movies:

1-Virus
2-Supernove
3-Rock and roll nightmare (with Thor)heh he.. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Odd Emu]

they would have to watch 3 Ninja's High Noon At Mega Mountain, Santa With Muscles, and Manos The Hands Of Fate (Without MST3K)

[stevereno]

how about the punishment is watching DAVID SPADE take a shower

OR

the local senior citizens can reinacted scenes froM ALIEN 3

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[psycho path]

Making them waste money on a copy of Dont Go In The Woods! Pure punishment at its deadliest!

[Odd Emu]

we hang them by their feet from a tree and beat them with a bat that has nails driven through it.

Stevereno and Lady S. Get first whack.

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[psycho path]

LOL! Prepare yourself Emu!

[Odd Emu]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by psycho path:
LOL! Prepare yourself Emu!</font>

Yes I have a feeling they would have bad aim *gets bat to face*

[stevereno]

odd emu your too cool for school

*donates first smack to odd emu*

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[psycho path]

"L.S. steps in"

[Odd Emu]

Yes I could see it now.....

Stepping in at #12 in his
corey feldman/corey haim/aliens Uniform!!!!
Steve "I BRING YOU HUMOR" Renooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(Applause from the stands which are filled with schmoes.)

[psycho path]

LOL

[Romero&Juliet]

wooooohoooo!!!! Get em' good!!!

*taking off panties and throwing them on stage!!!*

[psycho path]

Is this the point where I duck under a rock?
"Ducks"

[stevereno]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
wooooohoooo!!!! Get em' good!!!

*taking off panties and throwing them on stage!!!*</font>

romero your panties are green but they were white when you put them on!

i'll let lady s. deal with the rest of you

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[psycho path]

Oh crap...

[Romero&Juliet]

okay, GREAT Idea.....

as schmoes living on our own Island, we need some way of supporting ourselves.
I think we should make REALLY disgusting horror/Porn/Snuff movies and sell them on the Chinese Black Market for thousands of dollars.

Or mabye we can just live as Cocaine Runners..

ER EVEN BETTER!!! We Can sell various human body parts of our fated teen victims to various Research companies around the world!!!

[psycho path]

Agreed!
(I never felt so lively on these boards...Im ussually boring old Psycho Path)

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[Lady Summerisle]

Did someone call me, hark ,hark, the Lady doth find a way to punish Odd Emu, and Romero.
We'll slide them down a banister that slowly turns into a giant razorblade.
How does that sound, stevereno?
We get to watch, while you have your overalls and I my yeast infection pants, and mohawk.

[Spider-Man]

I'll be the town's nightclub manager! (And the local superhero...LOL)
every night, we'll have slaughters ala Hellraiser III...

EEEEK! this is this post's post #100!

[This message has been edited by Spider-Man (edited 06-03-2002).]

[psycho path]

Whew,im safe...

[Spider-Man]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:
Did someone call me, hark ,hark, the Lady doth find a way to punish Odd Emu, and Romero.
We'll slide them down a banister that slowly turns into a giant razorblade.
How does that sound, stevereno?
We get to watch, while you have your overalls and I my yeast infection pants, and mohawk.

</font>


LOL!

[Lady Summerisle]

Not so fast , psycho path,
Lady S., the resident school teacher who happen to be doing principal Jimbo because of his stellar dance moves, decides this punishment for you:

Watching me and the town whore re-enact LOST BOYS.

I hold nothing against you, but feel like torturing people because Schmoeville is so crazy.

[psycho path]

No!!!!

P.S. It was painful...

[ominous_oat]

So if I was too hit the big time and get loads of cash (or kill Bill Gates and take all his moolah), and I did open Schmoeville, how many Schmoes would actually move there? I'm being serious here, would you all actually dispatch from your everyday lives to live on a secluded island with a bunch of horror loving Schmoes? I probably would, unless of course I ended up with a loving and beautiful wife that for some reason didn't love horror...probably not going to happen though.

[Odd Emu]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
So if I was too hit the big time and get loads of cash (or kill Bill Gates and take all his moolah), and I did open Schmoeville, how many Schmoes would actually move there? I'm being serious here, would you all actually dispatch from your everyday lives to live on a secluded island with a bunch of horror loving Schmoes? I probably would, unless of course I ended up with a loving and beautiful wife that for some reason didn't love horror...probably not going to happen though. </font>


I would. How much money a house would cost there and location would come into play on weither or not I move there though.

[ominous_oat]

Well aside being the crazy blind guy, I'll also be Schmoeville realtor, houses can be pretty cheap, but of course there's a big difference between say Jasons shack in the woods, and The motel from "The Shining." But I think everyone will manage.

[Spider-Man]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Well aside being the crazy blind guy, I'll also be Schmoeville realtor, houses can be pretty cheap, but of course there's a big difference between say Jasons shack in the woods, and The motel from "The Shining." But I think everyone will manage.</font>

I'd like to live in an apartment like Patrick Bateman's, can you handle that?

[ominous_oat]

Can do *types on computer* ummm yes it'll cost 60 dollars a month, and you'll have to share with some dude with a big basket...don't know who that is.

[stevereno]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:
Not so fast , psycho path,
Lady S., the resident school teacher who happen to be doing principal Jimbo because of his stellar dance moves, decides this punishment for you:

Watching me and the town whore re-enact LOST BOYS.

I hold nothing against you, but feel like torturing people because Schmoeville is so crazy.</font>

*kicks self in nuts to achive an ultra high voice*

"are you freebasing mike? enquiring minds want to know"

I LOVE THESE OVERALLS!

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[ominous_oat]

Sorry to burst your bubble stevereno....but you don't really need to kick yourself....after a castration...remember?

[stevereno]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Sorry to burst your bubble stevereno....but you don't really need to kick yourself....after a castration...remember?</font>

"quiet you"

before you were a moderator but now your back at MY level SO WELCOME TO HELL B-ATCH

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[ominous_oat]

Wait....isn't Antonio Delago moderator? Oh...I think I'm slow on the uptake here..

[psycho path]

Whos Mike? My name is Brad,if you were reffering to me...

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:
Not so fast , psycho path,
Lady S., the resident school teacher who happen to be doing principal Jimbo because of his stellar dance moves, decides this punishment for you:

Watching me and the town whore re-enact LOST BOYS.

I hold nothing against you, but feel like torturing people because Schmoeville is so crazy.</font>


Can I be Nanook!

[Lady Summerisle]

Originally posted by bowieee:
You can be Newt, as far as Im concerned, since stevereno posted that Sir Paxton pic on LOVE CONNECTION room.

*straps stevereno down*
"Here boy, lets watch Alien 3, followed by Ressurection, followed by Alien 3, and so on."

[Lady Summerisle]

I forgot your quote bowieee, sorry. Rage does things to people.

[bowieee]

I was going to think of something witty to say but I'm so tired all i can think of is a blank. Just wait lady s. when your 40 scour the celiberty nursing homes and pax will be out there waiting for you. He might have an I.V. hooked to his arm and be in depends but he'll be there.

[Lady Summerisle]

I can change the Pax's diaper, while whispering sweet nothings in his ear.
Don't get my hopes up, bowieee.

[ominous_oat]

You know Lady S., once Schmoeville is a reality we can probably kidnap Paxton and bring him there. Just think our very own celebrity! It might draw tourists so we can sacrifice their hearts to Quetzecoatl (I'm also the resident Aztec priest mind you)

[teenkiller]

During Schmoeville's sports olympics I would take on Meech in a steel cage match. Perhaps I could take on Chewtoy as well if only I had a tag team partner to fight with... Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[ominous_oat]

ooooo oooooo pick me pick me! I know kung fu...well I know the song anyway.

*sings kung fu fighting*

[ominous_oat]

double posts were forged by lucifer himself

[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 06-04-2002).]

[Lady Summerisle]

Ominous Oat,
The Pax would be welcome in Schmoeville and day, and I'd force him to waer those sexy leather pants from NEAR DARK.

YOu're and Aztec priest?
Dude, the Lady is a Pagan priestess who does fertlity rituals, where people jump over bonfires.

[ominous_oat]

Wow Lady S. great to meet another religious leader (leader for a pagan religion that is). Boy are we a dying breed or what? I swear as far as Aztec priests go I think there's only two of us (the second being a lovely female friend of mine), and who knows about pagan priestesess'

Also, I think I'll brainwash Paxton to do your bidding, because I'm a nice guy, and nice guys do nice things for nice people (boy I'm feeling nice today)......

*get's tired of being nice and chops a poor innocent teenage girl's head off*

*laughs in a way that is not nice at all*



[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 06-04-2002).]

[kiwihitman]

ok i am the towns therapist from now on.anything any body wonna get of their chests remember anything you stay remains fully confidential.i'll end this session with a wonderfull quote from guindi "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"

[Odd Emu]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kiwihitman:
"an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"</font>


That's why god made seeing eye dogs.

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by teenkiller:
]During Schmoeville's sports olympics I would take on Meech in a steel cage match. Perhaps I could take on Chewtoy as well if only I had a tag team partner to fight with... Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

I'll stand by ye side http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif.

[stevereno]

*eyes burst into flames*

LADY S.!

how could be so cruel? ALIEN 3 is one thing, but RESURRECTION?! you've gone too far

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Lady Summerisle]

*chants in a cirle*
stevereno, face wynona like she is your goddess,
embrace Dan Hedaya shoulder hair.

Payback for making my ovaries kick in overdrive from all those Pax photos.

[Lady Summerisle]

Oh, and in Schmoeville, we have a dance every year, where we drag our fave schmoe there in our choice of clothing.

Someone can dress up as leatherface if they wish someone to do so.

I choose stevereno, and he is Mae from NEAR DARK

[bowieee]

Once a week all of schmoeville would do a horror theme party at a drive in. Each month a master of cerimonies would get picked and could use government money to fund kick booty costumes and props.

[Lady Summerisle]

We could all be the Sawyers, ala TCM for an all-night Drive in jamboree.
We would have different Leatherface masks, from each movie (pity the guy who is TCM 4 mask!)
Chop Top would have to be kick ass, though, no one dons the Sonny Bono wig without being an ultimate bad ass.

[ominous_oat]

I want a mask from something much scarier from TCM 4....Renee Zeilweiger...

[shortyguy12189]

Well, uh, hello, I guess. I am new to Schmoeville, and I want to be welcomed on a positive note, so hello! Uh, I hope I am not too out of place here, I shouln't be though. All of you ppl rock, and I should feel right at home!
Catch ya later!-Shorty

[stevereno]

UM excuse me lady s. but I AM NEWT NOT MEA!

how many times to i have to POUND that into your skull!

*FORCES LADY S. TO WATCH TWISTER*

i don't know about that dance idea, your just giving ROMERO an excuse to dress up in drag again

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Lady Summerisle]

As long as TWISTER is in French, fine by me, but if its not, NOOOOOOOO.......

Who would you dress me up as?

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by shortyguy12189:
Well, uh, hello, I guess. I am new to Schmoeville, and I want to be welcomed on a positive note, so hello! Uh, I hope I am not too out of place here, I shouln't be though. All of you ppl rock, and I should feel right at home!
Catch ya later!-Shorty</font>

*puts floral thingey around shorty's neck*

Welcome to Schmoeville! Where every day is a twisted sinister plot against all the unsuspecting non-schmoes, and everyone is welcome except Chewtoy, Meech, Thomas A. Carder, and every member of the MPAA!

Now there's the local tavern so run on your way now

*slaps shorty's butt and gives him a wink*
.............
............
......
*chops off own hand*

[kiwihitman]

ok i'm gonna be the fanitical christan,the therapist and the curfew imposer which is 8:00 pm so your all gonna love me.

[teenkiller]

Let's not forget the other two nuisances Bloodsodapop and Stupid Steve. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[ominous_oat]

Eh? I've never met those schmoes

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kiwihitman:
ok i'm gonna be the fanitical christan,the therapist and the curfew imposer which is 8:00 pm so your all gonna love me.</font>

*loads gun*

*revs chainsaw*

*sharpens axe*

oh yeah, feel the love baby.

[teenkiller]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Eh? I've never met those schmoes</font>

Bloodsodapop used to post a lot of bullshit info on the board. I think he was banned back in February. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[teenkiller]

And does anyone remember chewtoyisdickfuck? He started posting and bashing chewtoy but we never did find out if it was actually chewtoy or not. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[ominous_oat]

It was he, well I'm pretty sure it was.

[bowieee]

What would we build as the town landmarks?

[Mr.Axe]

You may know me- I am a new schmoe. Shorty. I am now Mr.Axe, the new alias.

Now, landmarks, eh? A nice statue of Hannibal Lecter, perhaps Michael Myers? You can't go wrong, pal.

[XCoRyX]

theirs only one person really in true needing of being punished to the fullest extent.

[Mr.Axe]

Are you referring to me?

[XCoRyX]

no,i dont know you,and have no problem with you.... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif as far as im concerned your a fellow schmoe.

[Mr.Axe]

Why thank you. Anyways, and I know I am not alone on this, we need to get Schmoeville livelier. Any major events? This town needs excitement! (and so does the rest of the message boards).... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
~AXE

[Mr Dark-Light]

Were going to need a national antheam for Schmoeville. Start sending in ideas now guys.

[rayray]

Here is one verse for the anthem:

" Murder and decapitation in the real world is not the way.... but here in Schmoeville it is called Tuesday!!"

I apologize, it is the only thing I can think of at 7:25 am.

[kiwihitman]

schmoeville's all let us rejoice for we are young and free we've golden soil and wealth to toil our home is gurt by sea our land abounds in natures gift of beauty rich and rare in historys page let every stage advance schmoeville fair.

"tank you vedy much"

[Kastman]

I am now the newest resident of schmoeville.
I bought the house on haunted hill and i live there.

Wanna come for a sleepover? MUUWAHAHAHAHAHA

pS-who is the president of Schmoeville (i havent read every page yet?

[This message has been edited by Kastman (edited 06-05-2002).]

[Mr.Axe]

Perhaps Arrow is the president, although he rarely, if ever, speaks to us in the boards, so, does this mean we have to have an election?

[Kastman]

yar i say there be an election . yarrr


http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/samurai.gif


hope that worked

[Mr.Axe]

Who are the candidates? We need some help here....

[izombie]

Word from above.. this really has nothing to do with Horror so I am closing it.

[psycho path]

That last post scared the shit out of me...Gotta go to the videostore!!!!!

[Hell Phantom]

I think I want to be the deranged, man that runs the local freak show...a freak show which contains: N'Sync, Britneay Spears, Kelly Rowland, Freddy Prince Jr., etc.

:D

We also need to build a collosum so we can have teeny boopers fight to the DEATH!

[JivaFox]

Can I live in a castle? :D

[The Claw]

I get an underground lair.

[Romero&Juliet]

Thanks for the B U M P psycho Path!!

ahhh, schmoeville..

Claw..

You can have an underground lair on the condition that you sublet the giant cloud (shaped like Martin Short) to me during the off season..

[Romero&Juliet]

how are we gonna keep this from izombie?!

I remember him saying he liked a perticular brand of whiskey....

hrmm.. and if he were sedated all the while, we wouldn't have to worry about him closing this up again.

~lOl. what do you suggest we do?

[Gregorious8]

I've got a shotgun & a shovel, I think that will solve our problems :D

[asyouwish530]

Everyone here is welcome at my place in Schmoeville. I have a cottage in the glen just over that hill over there. See it? You're invited! Just come on over to "Fort Awesome" and let the partying commence! Everybody bring a swimsuit. We're going to have a hamburger eating contest, a bonfire in the forest, staring contest, the quiet game, red rover come over, and a naked bribery contest. Memorabilia auction, ICE CREAM, and fireworks show. Don't fucking miss this party :rolleyes:

[Lady Summerisle]

I live in an amusement park with my lover Vilmer and his mechanical leg. And my other lover Tex, unhygenic cowboy.

You guys are invited to the Saturday all nighter where I show THE ITEM, GRAVEYARD SHIFT, THE MANGLER, and various other awful films.
See who lasts past MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE.

Also, I get to keep on display in my amusemnt park:

The editors of CHERRY FALLS, and they get thier intestines ripped out by vutures like Prometheus. Every day on the dot.

[Romero&Juliet]

sounds like a PARTY!

lol, I'll run the VIDEO STORE and Tom Servo can be the rewind guy.
the selection would be exclusively for horror, save a few titles.. and if you rent something that I dont like, I reserve the right to make fun of you!!

[Odd Emu]

I'll sell my soul to get the biggest horror collection ever, So we can all watch what we want. Then I'll make R&J sell his soul, so I can have my own horror clothing line. It will be called Decapitated Emu Clothing .

[Saint]

This idea makes me happy!:D


When do we seige New foundland!!!!!


I get to be General

[Saint]

bump

[The Claw]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
Thanks for the B U M P psycho Path!!

ahhh, schmoeville..

Claw..

You can have an underground lair on the condition that you sublet the giant cloud (shaped like Martin Short) to me during the off season..

sure you can have the cloud castle shaped like martin short.

but its really messy and i there a(probably dead) HOOKER somewhere in the place i dont know where.

[Odd Emu]

Originally posted by Saint
bump


Hey you stole my avatar. I know you stole it too because I didn't get it off a site I made it myself, and yours is identical.

[Gregorious8]

Originally posted by Odd Emu
Hey you stole my avatar. I know you stole it too because I didn't get it off a site I made it myself, and yours is identical.

This could be the first brawl of Schmoeville

[Hell Phantom]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
how are we gonna keep this from izombie?!

I remember him saying he liked a perticular brand of whiskey....

hrmm.. and if he were sedated all the while, we wouldn't have to worry about him closing this up again.

~lOl. what do you suggest we do?

I zombie can move this to Horror Games....it's like a game....and it's for Horror Schomes! :D

[Odd Emu]

Originally posted by Gregorious8
This could be the first brawl of Schmoeville

I call Sword, he can have chainsaw.

[Romero&Juliet]

Originally posted by Odd Emu
I call Sword, he can have chainsaw.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

If you want you can use Mike's Dead hooker as a Body Shield, emu...~!!!
Man, Cleaning out all the crappy movies from his old place is gonna be HELL! (hehehe... :P).


btw. I'm gonna ask izombie if he'll move this bad boy... Keeping this thread around would be quite a bit of fun..

[Romero&Juliet]

Originally posted by Saint



When do we seige New foundland!!!!!


I get to be General

New Foundland... lOl.. you're from toronto, arent' you? ;)

claw and I, the resident Newfies, are actually a few steps ahead of you.. our plan is to spoil the island's water supply...that' sounds pretty difficult, eh?

MIKE: I'll take one resevoir and you can take the other....now start pissing....!!!!

[Odd Emu]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet

btw. I'm gonna ask izombie if he'll move this bad boy... Keeping this thread around would be quite a bit of fun..

Yeah, It's kinda like the Remember the 80's thread only a diffrent title and subject.....so...yeah.

[Saint]

nice icon where did u get it? can i have one LIKE it?

[Odd Emu]

Originally posted by Saint
nice icon where did u get it? can i have one LIKE it?


I took a photo of pennywise I found and highlighted the image of his head and then shrunk it down.

Sure I'll make you one, I just need a diffrent photo of pennywise.

EDIT: Done. Here you go http://www.joblo.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=5546&dateline=1038790497

[The Claw]

Done and done, cheif.

I already moved all of my movies to the new place. just threw them down into a hole leading to my underground lair OF DOOM.

that was to roejoe if anyone is wondering.

plus i found the dead hooker. she wasnt dead. she beat me up and took my pants.

D:

[Weezer Ash]

nice idea


thats take over deleware

its so...

bland and small.

[stevereno]

what are u saying JOEY? that everyone from TORONTO hates newfie land? :)

*sluts it up*

im still the town slut.

i remember me and odd emu contributed to the closure of this thread. i guess it got re-opened with the board switch

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Romero&Juliet]

any suggestions for schmoeville serial killers??

Afterall, for the sake of continuity we have to in SOME way account for the missing schmoes...

ominous Phone Call, ominous oat, thingsgoingon, Skweem, BOWIEE (where are you, Bowiee!?!)..

My guess is that they'll turn up in some lost reel: beaten, bloody..

:D Originally posted by STEVE: The Newfie Hating homewrecker.

What are U saying JOEY? that everyone form Toronto hates Newfie land? :)

Dont they? LOL, well that's what the Lobsters have been telling me~!!!

[The Claw]

Why wont the lobsters talk to me? D:

[Romero&Juliet]

Originally posted by The Claw
Why wont the lobsters talk to me? D:

~~~Mild Mannered Schmoe by day, Delusional Crime fighter by night.....

LOBSTER MAN!

I'm telling you... freddy dont stand a chance.

[The Claw]

50 FOOT KILLER LOBSTERMEN FROM NEWFOUNDLAND

If i ever make a movie thats it.

[Odd Emu]

Come on now, We all know Scully killed those lost schmoes. That's why their ghost still haunt this board. Watching...waiting......BOO! hah got you. :)

[The Claw]

Originally posted by Odd Emu
Come on now, We all know Scully killed those lost schmoes. That's why their ghost still haunt this board. Watching...waiting......BOO! hah got you. :)


aah

no school in schomeville. it's illegal we are going to destroy the schools

yes!

SEE YOU IN HELL GONZAGA HIGH SCHOOL


joeys.

how are you liking my castle?

is good?

[Lady Summerisle]

Actually,

Schmoeville is home to... MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY
Yes, Dean Halsey's memory has been uprooted to Schmoeville, run by Lady Summerisle, who is school dean by day,femme fatale by night.
She runs a crack system, starting with her faculty:

DR. HERBERT WEST in the Science Dept. (might I add he gets a lovely bonus from Lady S. on a regular basis)

DR. HELEN LYLE in the Mythology Dept. She has been tenured for years now, and enjoys slicing into her students work.

GILES REDFERNE in the Masonry Dept. He is always punctual, even after battling a long-haired he bitch from Hell.

DR. THAD BEAUMONT is head of the English Dept. WITH esteemed colleagues Goerge Stark, and vamp hunter turned author Jack Crowe. The English Dept. is pride of Miskatonic sharing that honour with...

The MEDICAL DEPT.
Consisting of DR. HENRY HYDE, DR. EVAN RENDELL, DR. PEYTON WESTLAKE (in the cryogenics lab), and DR. ASHLEY WILLIAMS (a PhD in ass-kicking!)

Lady S. and her faculty make Miskatonic a wild and wacky school.

BE SURE TO VISIT THE FBI BRANCH, with your Director: MILTON DAMMERS

[PsychoFreak]

Also all the small kids have to dress up like chucky and every shower shall have red paint all over the walls with a piccy of janet leigh. i like the idea of bbqing the people who dont like horror movies from the main land, that sounds like fun!

................. just imagine all the cute little chuckys... awwww!

[PsychoFreak]

I run the local towns dvd & video store. if u cim to me i can get u any horror movie in the books. i also collect the anoying children's spines in the back cubbord, but ssssssssshhhhhhhhh, u never heard that...

[izombie]

Going to move this over to the Horror Games forum.

[Romero&Juliet]

Originally posted by PsychoFreak
I run the local towns dvd & video store. if u cim to me i can get u any horror movie in the books. i also collect the anoying children's spines in the back cubbord, but ssssssssshhhhhhhhh, u never heard that...

Actually, I already called it..
if you want you can work part time, but youre gonna have to battle for shifts with tom Servo! ...and carry out hits on the people who dont pay their late charges/scratch DVDs...

get out your shotgun...


LOL, guys, with all of the senseless violence going on in schmoeville, I propose that we find a mad scientist to regenorate limbs/bring the dead back to life....

EE~!



http://www.beaconschool.org/~amoore/inelevator2.jpg

[The Claw]

none of you will be able to break into my underground lair.


I want a liquor store too.

Or at least alot of liquor.

I also want to be in the first schmoeville porno if there are alot of women ;)

[asyouwish530]

Y'all can "come inside" my pornography store and browse the day away if you like. We have videos, DVD's, magazines, dildos, lotions and toys of all kinds. There is a fully furnished bar, billiards hall, video arcade, bowling alley, skating rink, masturbation theatres, animal farm for those who are into that, and sex rooms (just tell the clerk if you want an S & M equipped room at the front desk, he will be happy to accomodate you and whoever). It's beside the lighthouse near the Schmoe Caves. You can't miss it, our sign says PORNOGRAPHY in bright blue neon out front, and we also have billboard ads throughout town. So come by and sin with the best of us, live a little and give in to your perverted desires and lecherous cravings! Schmoes Rule!!!!!

[Hell Phantom]

Originally posted by izombie
Going to move this over to the Horror Games forum.


YEAH! Told you guys he should move it here instead of getting it closed :D

Anyways....I'm up for the PORN SHOP! LONG LIVE SCHOMEVILLIE!

[asyouwish530]

Should we have our own currency?

[The Claw]

Originally posted by asyouwish530
Should we have our own currency?

Yes and I hopefully, will be on the money. i got nothing else not even the porn shop.

can i please be on the money?

please?

[Romero&Juliet]

sure...why the hell not?

so its decided that schmoe currency will be Chevy Chase movies? :p

[The Claw]

HAHAHA

I AM THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE.

I mean uh

Who buys chevy chase movies?

cough other then me cough

[asyouwish530]

Yes. Claw's face would be a damn good representative for the middle of the bill and different Chevy Chase images could be for the watermark, or on the back.

[Kastman]

I say we call the currency arrows.


Since i founded the currency i get 100 million arrows.

I am vacating the House on Haunted hill i purchased a while ago, i now live in the overlook hotel.

[PsychoFreak]

can i plz be the schmoeville radio horror dj? i play anything from horror soundtrack king rob zombie to mike oldfields' tubalar bells

... hello and wake up to all schmoes! today will be 85 and thunderstorms at night so hey, it might just be the perfect day to just sit back, relax, slaughter an innocent bystander or rent halloween again....

[Romero&Juliet]

Originally posted by asyouwish530
Yes. Claw's face would be a damn good representative for the middle of the bill and different Chevy Chase images could be for the watermark, or on the back.

lol, it would be ridiculously Easy to counterfit, though...

Plus, Claw being on the money would DAMN US TO HELL!!


the Arrow... Nice ring to it... Me Rikie!

[The Claw]

Can I at least dance nude in the streets?

[Odd Emu]

Arrow is on the 100 Arrow Bill, Claw is on the 50, Stevereno is on the 20, R&J is on the 10, izombie is on the 5, and A grand prize mystery-o person is on the one.

[The Claw]

odd emu? is that the person on the dollar bill.

i'm guessing that.

[Odd Emu]

Originally posted by The Claw
odd emu? is that the person on the dollar bill.

i'm guessing that.


Possibly, or it could be anyone.....even.........Bob Saget....or...*Lights go out and is killed before he can say who*

[stevereno]

ack! im all "porned" out, aint that right joey :)

*looses witty-ness*

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[asyouwish530]

The Arrow might work ok, too, for our money. I wanted to ask, what kind of car does everybody drive around here? I drive a solid gold Hearse with longhorns on the front and a racoons tail on the antenna.

P.S.~ Anyone want to go scuba diving in the lagoon with me on Thursday?

[Romero&Juliet]

I cant swim.. LOL, I'd be a perfect candidate!

[The Claw]

I want a pimpmobile for my car.

It reflects who I am.

;)

[asyouwish530]

We need a statue in front of City Hall. Who should it be?

[The Claw]

Originally posted by asyouwish530
We need a statue in front of City Hall. Who should it be?


Well make statues of the police academy stars

yes!

what?

[asyouwish530]

That's not a bad idea. Captain Harris and Proctor would look nice in bronze.

[The Arrow]

Schmoeville has been shutdown due to an undead invasion.