If our fa. Horror villians went to a karaoke bar what would they sing?

[bowieee]

O.K. Its friday night and all our favorite horror icons are going for a night on the town to relax after a hard week of slaughtering teens. They end up at a karaoke bar what songs would they sing?


Freddy: In Dreams by Roy Orbison

Chucky: Busta Move

Micheal and Jason: I think they would just do some sort of interpertive dance to copa cobana

PinHead: Atomic Dog :by george clinton

The Gremlins: Bohemian Rhapsody by queen.

What are your picks? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Gregorious8]

Freddy: Sweet Dreams (are made of these) by Eurythmics

[stevenscotland]

michael would sing "mr sandman"

[stevenscotland]

chucky would sing "living doll" by cliff richard

[Odd Emu]

Great Topic Bowie.

I think if they all got together as a group
Chucky,Jason,Candyman,The Creeper,Freddy,Michael,and Pinhead They would sing We Are Family.

[shortyguy12189]

Michael Myers would sing oops i did it again

[VicVega]

-Pinhead: "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" by Brian Hyland
-Jason: "Slice" by Fat Tuesday
-Freddy: "Dreamlover" by Bobby Darin
-Michael: "He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask")by Alice Cooper

[someguy]

Not a horror villain,but still...

The guy from American Werewolf In London-Hungry Like The Wolf(what else?)

[Lady Summerisle]

The Djinn- When You Wish Upon a Star

The Creeper- Whatcha Do To My Body by Samantha Fox

The Dentist- Age of Aquarius by the Fifth Dimenion

The Phantom of the Opera- Ben by Michael Jackson. Or MUSKRAT LOVE by Captain and Tenille.

Severen- Honky Tonk Man by Johnny Horton

[Psychocandy]

Michael Myers - Halloween by Sonic Youth

Jason - Disposable Teens by Marilyn Manson

Ripley - The Queen is Dead by The Smiths

Frank from Hellraiser - Gimme Some Skin by Iggy & The Stooges

The Terminator - Search & Destroy by Iggy & The Stooges

David (The Lost Boys) - Drain You by Nirvana



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[Romero&Juliet]

GREAT CALLS PSYCHOCANDY!!!

LEATHERFACE would Sing "the Butcher" By Leonard Cohen, or "the Killing Floor" By Howling Wolf.

Norman Bates would get REally Drunk and "sometimes I feel like a motherless Child," but he'd break down and start crying halfway through. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Lady Summerisle]

Norman Bates could pull off the "SO LONG MARIANNE" song by Leonard Cohen. But he would have to sing really low.

[The 13th Moderator]

Tiffany - Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie.
Jason - Born to Raise Hell by Motorhead.
Uber-Jason - Iron Fist by Motorhead.
Chucky - Cocky by Kid Rock.
The Creeper - House of 1,000 Corpses by Rob Zombie.
Michael - Boogeyman by Rob Zombie.

[Psychocandy]

The Thing - Between Planets by The Jesus & Mary Chain

The Creeper - Spread Your Wings by Spiritualized

Sadako (Ring) - Down to the Well by The Pixies

Belial (Basket Case) - And No More Shall We Part by Nick Cave (he and his brother could do this as a duet whilst simultaneously sewing themselves back together)

Patrick Bateman - Psycho Killer by Talking Heads



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[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Psychocandy:
Michael Myers - Halloween by Sonic Youth

Jason - Disposable Teens by Marilyn Manson

Ripley - The Queen is Dead by The Smiths

Frank from Hellraiser - Gimme Some Skin by Iggy & The Stooges

The Terminator - Search & Destroy by Iggy & The Stooges

David (The Lost Boys) - Drain You by Nirvana

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I would give anything to see arnold sing search and destroy.

[Psychocandy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bowieee:
I would give anything to see arnold sing search and destroy. </font>

Yeah. Before he did his encore he could say "I'll be back!"

Sorry!!! (hangs head in shame)...

[SykkBoy]

a big group rendition of "Feelings", at the end of the night after they've polished off a couple boxes of beer and the place is getting ready to close...

[Romero&Juliet]

How about Mike Myers singing "you dont own me" by Lesley Gore?!?!?!



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[Linus*likes*noise]

Chucky singing "Doll parts" by hole, or Jason goin up to the Karaoke bar with a french horn, playing Beethovens' 3rd symphony along the horn lines, and stabbing a lonely japanese dude with the horn 'cause he didn't clap at the end(he was too worried about his own performance to clap,

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[bowieee]

Some more:

All the famous werewolves from movies singing "Werewolves of London" By warren Zevon together.

The Terminator: Sings "Love MAchine"

Patrick Bateman: "If you love my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know" by Rod Stewart

Frankenstein: Weird Science by Oingo Boingo

[Klownzilla]

Jerry Dandrige would sing "Come to Me" by Brad Fiedel.

[stevereno]

michael - "i think were alone now" by tiffany

jason - " like a virgin" by madonna

freddy - "every body have fun tonight" by wang chung

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[bowieee]

One More I just thought of:


I will always love you by Whitney houstan being kaoraked by : Dr Phibes.

[Lady Summerisle]

OMG bowieee,
Dr. Phibes can hit high notes through his neck! Killer thought.

No karaoke is complete with PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT by Meat Loaf, and it is sung by Pennywise the clown and Queen Alien, in a touching duet.

Henry from HENRY: POASK, sings LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY by Donna Summer, and has to do all those moaning sounds, too!

[HalloweenShape31]

Michael would be singing Rob Zombie's "Boogeyman" and Freddy would be singing, "Follow That Dream" by Elvis Presley

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:


No karaoke is complete with PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT by Meat Loaf, and it is sung by Pennywise the clown and Queen Alien, in a touching duet.

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I can do a pretty good Pennywise impression, so I should find that song and record my voice over it to see what that would be like...uhhhh don't know about the queen alien though...I've only seen Alien 3..and it was on Tv...a long time ago...so I don't have a clue what sounds she makes

[Linus*likes*noise]

it's kinda like this. ackhem.. reawwwwwoorrraaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaayoooouaaaaaaafuckyo uaaaaahrrrrhhhhaaaaaaahhhy.

Give it a try and over dudb it with your Pennywise voice. You could make millions!!!!

[Bloodybitch13]

Now THIS is scary.I've got these horrible songs stuck in my head. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif Uh how about Freddy singing Mcarthur park

[Lady Summerisle]

Linus, are you sure thats what the Queen Alien would sound like?
You are one funny schmoe!

Freddy and McArthurs Park:
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing running downnnnnnn...

I can't breathe now.

[DeadByDawn]

Jason's song - Alice Cooper: He's Back, The Man Behind The Mask

And this is actually belonging to the Friday 13th Part Sixth's soundtrack.

[Psychocandy]

Evil Ed - You Have Cum In Your Hair And Your Dick Is Hanging Out by Palace (Will Oldham)

The Dentist (Corbin Bernsen) - Teethgrinder by Therapy? or The Needle & The Damage Done by Neil Young

Jason (in Jason Goes to Hell) - You Take This Heart of Mine by The Tindersticks

Lord Summerisle - Wickerman by Pulp

Coopersmith (Clint Howard in Evilspeak) - March of the Pigs (Nine Inch Nails)

[spacemonkey]

The Tall Man could sing: "Great Balls of Fire" while holding on of his spheres...heheh http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Lady Summerisle]

When is Stephen Geoffrey's going to get any redemption for being an ass-pirate?

Did someone mention WICKER MAN? *chair goes up and down*

The Hitcher definatey would warble "Travellin' Man".

[stevereno]

laurie strode and michael myers sing "we are family"

jason sings "hello" by lionel richie

freddy sings that "dream" song

"dreammmmmmmmm, dream,dream,dream,dreammmm when i want you in my arms .....something,something i forget the words.......dreammmmmmmmm"

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Linus*likes*noise:
it's kinda like this. ackhem.. reawwwwwoorrraaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaayoooouaaaaaaafuckyo uaaaaahrrrrhhhhaaaaaaahhhy.

Give it a try and over dudb it with your Pennywise voice. You could make millions!!!!</font>

You guys shouldn't give me ideas like this, now I'm going to go pursue this dream, well once I'm done e-mail me if you guys want a copy....

[rayray]

I think Norman Bates would best sing the song from Guns N'Roses that goes like "I used to love her, but I had to kill her....."

[HalloweenShape31]

Michael Myers: Rob Zombie's "Bogeyman"

Freddy Krueger: Dokken's "Dream Warriors" and "Are You Ready for Freddy?"

Jason Voorhees: Alice Kooper's "He's back! The Man Behind the Mask)

Reagan (The Exorcist): Madonna's "Like a Prayer"

Laurie Strode, Jamie Lloyd, Nancy Thompson, Michael Pearson, Tommy Jarvis, and Sidney Prescott will all sing together: Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run"

The Blair Witch's victims' mothers: U2's "Mothers of the Disappeared."

All of Jason's victims: KISS's "Shout It Out Loud"

The residents of Haddonfield: John Mellencamp's "Small Town"

Hannibal Lecter: Pink Floyd's "Pigs On the Wing"

[bowieee]

All those killers from the dario argento movies could clap along with their black gloves to Jack and Diane by John melloncamp

leatherface could sing : Im a cowboy by Bon Jovi while using a chainsaw to play air gutair.

(sorry for some reason every time I think melloncamp, I think Bon Jovi)

[ominous_oat]

Dude Bowieee it's not just you man! That happens to me too....Mellencamp and Bon Jovi just seem to go together in my mind...

[asyouwish530]

They all get together and sing "We Are The World"

[tvmorbid]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gregorious8:
Freddy: Sweet Dreams (are made of these) by Eurythmics

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I agree with this but i think he should do Marylin Mansons version.

Also i think Leatherface should do Rob Zombies "Dragula"

Micheal Myers should do Slipknots "The Shape"

The Children of the Corn should do P.O.D's "Youth of the Nation"

And i think Jason should do Limp Bizkits "Break Stuff"



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[Irene Manor]

Well we all know that Frankenstein would do "Puttin' on the Ritz"


Leatherface -- Isn't there some Damn Yankees (?) song that starts off with chainsaws?


Hannibal -- "Hey good lookin! What you got a cookin'?"

The Grim Reaper -- "Where do I start, where do I begin" by Chem. Bros. He listens to it every morning over coffee and NPR

Donny Darko -- "Rabbit In Your Headlights" bu UNKLE (not necessarily a villian, but still...)

Jeepers Creepers - "Cars That Go Boom" by Le Tigre

Patrick Batemen - "Downs are FEminine Balloons" by Mercury Rev

And there is just something funny to me about imagining Freddy singing "Bad Leroy Brown"

What about Freddy, Bateman, Dracula, and Frankenstein all trying to keep up with Sugarhill Gang's "Rapper's Delight" http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif


PS - If you do kareoke, be forewarned, Rapper's Delight is like advanced level kareoke. I don't recommend it. Even if you think you know the words...

[the_ultimate_evil]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bowieee:


The Gremlins: Bohemian Rhapsody by queen.

What are your picks? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>

after u said this i cant stop think how much ass that would kick i want to hear it

[ominous_oat]

I can see it well...

The mogwai's would start of singing the whole "Is this the real life/is this just fantasy/caught in a landslide/no escape from reality"

then the gremlins would pick up and do the open your eyes/look up to the skys and see/ part

Then after that the gremlins could sing all of it except the high pitched parts where the mogwai's would join in....

Somebody call Howie Mandel! We've got a project for him

[skweemkween]

I waited awhile to reply cause I wanted to see where this was going to go. And now that I know, I STILL don't want to reply ( http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif kidding). But seriously, damn we are all funny, ain't we? You guys rock. Maybe someday, in a city with a hotel bar, we will be doing our own karoake party.

(Villians and Non-villians)

Edward Scissorhands-"Sharp-dressed Man" ZZTop
Ed Gein-"You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin" Rightous Brothers
Jason Voorhees-"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor
Pinhead-"I've Been to Paradise (But I've Never Been To Me)" Forgot her name
Jerry Dandridge-"I'm Too Sexy" Right Said Fred
Leprauchaun-"I've Got Friends In Low Places" Garth Brooks
Hannibal Lector-"I've Got You Under My Skin" Sinatra
Leatherface-"God Bless Texas" ?
Bub (from Day of the Dead)-"You've Got A Friend" Carole King
Ash-"(I Did It)My Way" Sinatra
Freddy Krueger-"(Oh-oh)I'm On Fire" Bruce Springsteen
Vasquez (ALIENS)-"I Need A Man" Eurythmics
Frank Cotton-"Hooked On A Feeling" Forgot name

And last , but not least:

Stephen Geoffreys: "It's Raining Men"

[Lady Summerisle]

Kweenie,
That list of yours is genius.

I have one:

Camille Keaton from I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE sings "Man Hunt" from the FLASHDANCE sdtk.

I can see Ed doing that video for ITS RAINING MEN, with all those guys falling out of the sky.

[stevereno]

michael myers sings "MANIAC"

brian(kevin dillon) from the blob remake sings "REBEL YELL" by BILLY IDOL

meghan from F13 part 6 sings "SHE GOT LEGS by ZZ TOP

regan from the exorcist sings "TOSSING AND TURNING"

taryn from noes 3 sings "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN" by CYNDI LAUPER

david from the lost boys sings "BORN TO BE WILD"

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[*Skywarp*]

LeatherFace- Dead Skin Mask by Slayer

Freddy- Spirit in Black by Slayer

The Tall Man- Balls to the Wall by Accept

Michael Myers- Fear of The Dark and Killers by Iron Maiden

Jason- The Sentinel by Judas Priest
Tormentor by Wasp
Mean Man by WASP
The Torture Never Stops by WASP

TJ

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lady Summerisle:
Kweenie,
That list of yours is genius.

I have one:

Camille Keaton from I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE sings "Man Hunt" from the FLASHDANCE sdtk.

I can see Ed doing that video for ITS RAINING MEN, with all those guys falling out of the sky.</font>

That Evil Ed comment just painted the clearest picture in my mind. All these comments are so creative! Yet more proof that the horror genre helps nuture creativity in the people who embrace it. Everyone views people who like horror as being serious people who are going to snap and shoot up a mini mall or something they don't see them for the humourous intellectual people they can and often be. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[stevereno]

HUDSON sings "BAD TO THE BONE"

the preacher from HALLOWEEN 4 sings "JESUS LOVES ME"

JASON sings "cruel summer" by BANANARAMA

RIPLEY sings "lucky star" by MADONNA

STAR from THE LOST BOYS sings "TAINTED LOVE" by SOFT CELL

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Lady Summerisle]

Originally posted by bowieee:
That Evil Ed comment just painted the clearest picture in my mind. All these comments are so creative! Yet more proof that the horror genre helps nuture creativity in the people who embrace it. Everyone views people who like horror as being serious people who are going to snap and shoot up a mini mall or something they don't see them for the humourous intellectual people they can and often be.

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The most common things reviewers write is how horror buffs are smelly guys in the old movie section, stalking out whatever copies of EVIL DEAD that they can find.
This is why we poke fun at horror, but love it nonetheless for its merits. It may not have Oscar material acting, but the movies leave impressions on us, and make us imaginative. A fine example of this is Tim Burton.

On topic now:
stevereno, I think Hudson deserves his own rap, not BAD TO THE BONE. It's called the "Stop your grinnin' and Drop Your Linen" rap, accompanied by Eminem (as much as I hate that guy)

Prince Prospero from MASQUE OF RED DEATH sings "Ring Around the Rosy"

That stoned couple from F13:3 sings "Pass The Dutchie"

[stevereno]

i think EVIL ED is better off singing "when doves cry" by PRINCE

hmmmmmmm eminem.........it would be ok if he dies at the end via chest burster(that raps of corse)

YOUNG JASON sings "bohemian rapsady"(&lt;-spelling) by QUEEN

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[Lady Summerisle]

STEVERENO

Eminem most certainly dies of a chest burster, so Hudson can freak out and show what a coward he really is. Then cower in Lady S.' arms.
*wink*

[Alan Idol]

Michael: Mmm Mmm Mmm, by The Crashtest Dummies

Leatherface: I Think I'm Turning Japanese

Jason: New York, New York, by Frank Sinatra

The Leprechaun: Bounce, by System of a Down

Ash: Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) by The Bloodhound Gang

[skweemkween]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
HUDSON sings "BAD TO THE BONE"

JASON sings "cruel summer" by BANANARAMA

RIPLEY sings "lucky star" by MADONNA
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OMG! THOSE are genius! However, I think Lady S would agree, "BAD TO THE BONE" needs to be Severin's character, not Hudson. Hudson would do better singing "MACHO MACHO MAN."

New ones:

Carrie-"ONLY WOMEN BLEED" Alice Cooper
Heather Donahue (Blair Witch Project)"I'M A BITCH"-Meredith Brooks
Cujo-"FREAK ON A LEASH" KORN
Sadako-"EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT" Wang Chung

That's all I can think right now.....

[asyouwish530]

I would love to hear Jason Voorhees, equipped with an acoustic guitar sing a gentle, sensitive John Denver song, like "Sunshine On My Shoulders" or "Take Me Home Country Roads"

Michael Myers in a lounge singer's outfit singing Barry Manilow's "I Write The Songs"

Leatherface doing an interperative dance to Styx's "Come Sail Away"

Carrie doing Slayer's "Reign in Blood"

[Alan Idol]

And Pumpkinhead would sing Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC-DC

[Alan Idol]

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[Lady Summerisle]

Originally posted by Kweenie:
OMG! THOSE are genius! However, I think Lady S would agree, "BAD TO THE BONE" needs to be Severin's character, not Hudson. Hudson would do better singing "MACHO MACHO MAN."

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YES! YES! YES! I am in total agreement, except Hudson HAS to wear the construction worker outfit.

So I can do cat calls from the audience!

LOUIS from Interview with the Vampire sings "Only the Lonely" by the Big O.

[Evil_East_Side_Strangala]

Freddy Gruegar : "I DIDNT START THE FIRE...ITS BEEN BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING!" LoL

[stevereno]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by skweemkween:
OMG! THOSE are genius! However, I think Lady S would agree, "BAD TO THE BONE" needs to be Severin's character, not Hudson. Hudson would do better singing "MACHO MACHO MAN."
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thanks skweem kween,

since most horror flick were made in the 80's then.........the songs must be 80's

aliens marines sing "IN THE NAVY" (i know they were marines but still)

jerry from FRIGHT NIGHT sings "FLESH FOR FANTACY" by BILLY IDOL

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[Lady Summerisle]

IN THE NAVY by the COLONIAL SPACE MARINES

Vasquez demands to be the Captain.
Hudson is the construction worker.
Gorman is the leather clad cop.
Hicks is the Indian.
Who am I missing.

On stage for one night only!

All three Tommy jarvis' sing "SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME" by that dreadlocked guy.

Torquemada gets down with Lipps Inc. and FUNKYTOWN, complete with dance moves.

[stevereno]

laurie strode sings "I RAN" by A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS

PHILIP(from noes 3) sings "VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR" by the BUGGELS

MICHAEL MYERS sings "HOLIDAY" by MADONNA

STAR(from THE LOST BOYS) sings "DANCING WITH MYSELF" by BILLY IDOL

GINGER(from ginger snaps) sings "SPIN ME ROUND" by DEAD OR ALIVE

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Lady Summerisle]

BRIDE OF THE RE-ANIMATOR croons "I Fall To Pieces" by Patsy Cline.

[Linus*likes*noise]

originaly posted by Lady Summerisle:

IN THE NAVY by the COLONIAL SPACE MARINES
Vasquez demands to be the Captain.
Hudson is the construction worker.
Gorman is the leather clad cop.
Hicks is the Indian.
Who am I missing.

The COP can be burke. He love's those hand signals...

[Colinscarymf]

don't fear the reaper. heh heh