What would u like to happen Jar Jar Binks in Episode II?

[The Big Vis]

I hate Jar Jar Binks and just thought I see if anyone had any fitting deaths to kill this annoying flop-eared bastard!

Personally, I'd like to see him sucked into the engine of a pod racer and spewed out onto the sand only to have his bloody remains pissed on by a hoard of drunken tusken raiders.

[Stripes]

I would love for Jar Jar to be the first of Anakin's wrath. Lil Vader needs to chop JAr jar's head off with his saber, than desecrate it

[Narrator]

anakin catches jar jar indecently exposing amidala/padme whateva she wants 2 b nown as this time round, they duel with their two light sabres (oi oi) anakins is obviosuly remved with one swift swipe of anakins, then anakin and amidala/padme/whateva fcuk over jar jars dead body

[The Big Vis]

SCENE:
Jar Jar Binks is doing something really 'Hilarious'(In an unfunny and annoying way) with his feet when Jango Fett creeps up behind him and koshes him over the head with his helmet. Jar Jar wakes to find himself on slave-1. He's all tied up, bless him.

JAR JAR
Messa head-un hurt-un

YOUNG BOBBA FETT
Shut the fuck up freak. You should have died in episode one, you bumbling fool

JANGO FETT
G'day Binks! You-sir, are gonna suffer a slow painful death-sir. Bobba...

BOBBA
Yis dad?

JANGO
Get me.....the probe!

JAR JAR
Za probe...wassun you meanun za probe?

JANGO
Well....

JAR JAR
Issun za proben gonna hurtun?...

JANGO
If...

messa bam-booda on issun hurtun! Messa Jar Jar Binks...messa stoopeedun comedy character...Meesun notun die-un!...

JANGO
Bobba?

BOBBA
Yis dad?

JANGO
Fuck the probe...put on your sharpest boots and lets kick the shit out of this guy! This is for all the disappointed fans of episode 1!!!

The two Fetts bundle Jar Jar in a good old fashioned beating.

BOBBA
Dad?

JANGO
Yis son?

BOBBA
When I grow up, I wanna be just like you!

JAR JAR
OW! OOOF! GEORGE!! GEORGE!! WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CREATE ME?......

[CriticalBill6966]

The film stops and out steps Lucas from the side of the screen.

He admits his wrong to the public and that he had his head up his ass.

He then takes out a .44 and exucutes Jar Jar.

[Stripes]

I think Critical Bill had it right.
http://www.adamrulz.com/jj/images/unarmed.gif

[This message has been edited by Stripes (edited 04-23-2002).]

[The Big Vis]

That's top notch that is!

[Ghostface 2000]

I like Jar Jar he is cool.

[Scorchlord]

I'd like to see his intestines ripped out, and then see him strangled with said intestines until his bloated, bloody corpse explodes into Jar Jar chunks.

[Stripes]

I would love to see this in the new Star Wars!

http://www.angelfire.com/nv/jarjarbinksmustdie/images/48.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/nv/jarjarbinksmustdie/images/4.jpg




[This message has been edited by Stripes (edited 04-23-2002).]

[The Heart Collector]

You know, this obsession with a character from a movie is pretty damn... pathetic.

[Dumb-Fokker-**]

I would like to see Jar-Jar left alone. He is annoying, and has been for several years - thats the end of it. ....poor little bugga,....

[Americana]

Hmmm... What would I want to happen to poor old Jar Jar. Well now, lets see! There's always hangings, I love hangings. And ooh ohh Lightsaber to the lower gut, very very slowly moving in an upward motion till it reaches the neck... God I must hate that guy.

[TheFrost]

TheFrost - God Jar Jar you don't have many friends do you?

Jar Jar - Noten reallyen, No

TheFrost - Why's that?

Jar Jar - Messa nota reallyen noth

TheFrost - I think I know, Jar Jar

Jar Jar - Whata

TheFrost - I think it's because you have those stupid flopping ears...

Jar Jar - Messa canta help ita, thisa the gungans naturala...

TheFrost - Yeah, I know. All Gungans are born with stupid flopping ears. I know you can't help it. But what about the voice..?

Jar Jar - Whata 'bouta voicea

TheFrost - Well, man how am I gonna say this in a way you'll understand?
Oh yes...IT'S ANNOYING!!

Jar Jar - Messa sorry

TheFrost - I think it's too late to be sorry Jar Jar, 'cause I'm a bounty hunter and I've been sent here to kill you once and for all.

Jar Jar - Whysa you wanna doth thata?

TheFrost - Hey, nothing personal.

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheFrost - Check please

[Mike Sampson]

Discuss the death and torture of Jar-Jar Binks in the official AOTC Topic: http://www.joblo.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/001597.html . This topic will be closed.

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