If a vampire moved in next door to you...

[Klownzilla]

What would you do? Who would you seek the help of? I'll tell ya what I'd do....get Eliza Dushku to help me dispatch of the undead fiend. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://www.eliza-dushku.co.uk/Images/main.jpg

[Psychocandy]

Eliza Dushku could help me out with a few things. I think i'd require a little help from Sarah Michelle Gellar too though. Just in case things got a little hard.

[skweemkween]

Ok, before this goes any further south, aHEM, I would probably walk over to my new next door neighbors, knock on their door, and welcome them with a three layer bunt cake. Or something like that.

[FeydRautha]

Eliza & Sarah's undeniable talents aside, if vamps moved in next door to me I'd:

1. Hang loads of garlic around all the doors & windows;

2. Start wearing a crucifix on a daily basis;

3. Make them a blood pudding as a "Welcome to the Neighbourhood" gift (yes, I've really got the recipe);

4. Pray at least one of them looks like either Keifer Sutherland or Chris Sarandon.

Failing that, I'd be delighted to have Buffy or Faith over for a cup of tea and some added protection.

[heretic]

Just how would I repay Buffy for ridding me of the vampire I wonder.........

[Klownzilla]

Let's see...After I get the kind Eliza to come by my house for protection, I'd call over a friend over and tell him to make himself look like Evil Ed. Then we'd all go over to the neighbor's house armed with crucifixes and holy water and Eliza would be carrying a mirror. Then after she exposes the vampire's secret, I'd run behind her and told her tight. At that point, she'd kick the vampire's ass and tell me not to worry about anything. Then after that's over, we'd go out and celebrate...just Eliza and me. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[adidas12185]

I would call Blade, and he would probably think "what a waste... " after killing it.

[stevereno]

if a vampire lived next door to me i would movie away from SANTA CARLA

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Lady Summerisle]

What would I do?

1. Bring over a basket of fresh apples (red delicious)

2. Make sure I dump my annoying, girlish boyfiend.

3. Go over to neighbours to admire clocks.

4.Carry cut out of Peter Cushing wherever I go.

5. Make sure Donald Pleasnace is my Dad.

[Psychocandy]

I'd buy some Rob Lowe posters, get a bouffant hairdo and start wearing really loud shirts. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[michael_myers_woman]

well heres what i would do

*get blade cause then i could look at a hott and sexy guy lol.

*if the vamp comes near me turn into my werewolf ways.

*if the vampire is hott like "angel" then just talk to him and maybe take him to bed lol.

*If the vampire is going out with my granma and looks like granpa from the munsters i would get his autograph lol.

[stevereno]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Psychocandy:
I'd buy some Rob Lowe posters, get a bouffant hairdo and start wearing really loud shirts. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>

lol don't forget you WINDEX after shave.

i would get

-rope belt
-mullet
-peroxcide

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[HalloweenShape31]

I like I would want to become friends with the vampire to assure that he not come and bite me.

[Kim K]

I would definitely see if I could get him to bite me!