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SLAW
07-15-2002, 12:49 AM
Sounds like a cool enough premise just to enjoy. Arrow just hates Clark so much. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif It sounds like the point of it is sort of that adolescents will always be adolescents. Certain things will never change, but then again, a girl masturbating with a corps?
Horror whore
07-15-2002, 11:13 AM
It's so bad for so many different reasons. My advice for all you schmoes: DON'T GIVE INTO LRRY CLARK'S PERVERTEDNESS AND RENT THIS MOVIE!
SLAW
07-15-2002, 06:41 PM
Have you seen it? I hated Bully and never saw Kids, but this seems funny. Is it funny at all? And are the chicks hot?
countchocula
07-15-2002, 07:02 PM
The chicks aren't hot enough to rent this film solely based on the desire to see them naked. It's not worth it. This is hardly even a horror movie. By the time the credits had rolled, I had a gun to my temple. Don't rent it. I emphatically repeat, DON'T RENT IT.
JoeScream
07-15-2002, 07:24 PM
Thank you to those who helped dissuade me from renting this movie. I read the review and even then STILL almost rented it the other night. Luckily I didn't..... close call!

Chalk one up for the good guys!
Horror whore
07-15-2002, 10:37 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SLAW:
Have you seen it?</font>


Yes. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

*bows head in shame*
MotorizedInstinct
07-15-2002, 10:39 PM
It was Pointless and Stupid.
SLAW
07-15-2002, 11:07 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MotorizedInstinct:
It was Pointless and Stupid.</font>

I sometimes like that. I'm so confused. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif
Dr. Freudstein
07-16-2002, 12:28 AM
When I first caught this on ShowTime I taught it was a cheesy B porno...It sucked really bad IMO.
MotorizedInstinct
07-16-2002, 02:23 PM
It sucked as a porno &lt;no pun intended&gt; and sucked even worse as a horror movie.
SLAW
07-06-2004, 12:05 PM
I saw this and thought it was almost enjoyable. I can't remember too much of it but I remember some of the acting being allright, the dialogue kind of funny, the ending retarded. I give it a generus 5/10. I never want to see it again though.
X-Nightcrawler
07-06-2004, 02:58 PM
I don't think I will EVER rate anything with Larry Clark's name above 3/10. I absolutely despise that perverted sicko.
Elgyn
07-06-2004, 03:57 PM
My advice: don`t bother with anything made by Larry Clark, including "Kids", The Most Overrated Film Of The 90`s.

The only good thing that ever came from Larry Clark is that Harmony Korine (screenwriter of "Kids") was able to make his own movie, "Gummo", which is about a million times more effective and disturbing than anything Clark has made.
Tarman
07-06-2004, 05:19 PM
This movie fucking sucks but I liked Bully and found it to be pretty decent.Seems to be Im the only one on the board to like Bully
XpatrickX
07-06-2004, 05:23 PM
bully was ok at best. i liked kids a lot. i'm going to rent TC and see what i think about it for myself. my expectations are really low though.
Labbla
07-06-2004, 05:30 PM
Teenage Caveman is one of the worst abominations ever to be born on planet Earth.
A.J. Hakari
07-06-2004, 05:39 PM
"Teenage Cavemen Really That Bad?"

FUCK. YES.
SykkBoy
07-07-2004, 10:42 AM
I've seen it

(invisible ink)
I also kinda enjoyed it on a bad movie level (keep in mind, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is my "Citizen Kane")
(/invible ink)
VincentPrice
07-12-2004, 03:13 AM
Yeah, I'm going to go with everyone else here and say that it sucked.

It sucked a whole lot.
Draven2277
07-12-2004, 09:25 AM
Larry Clark needs to be sodomized repeatedly by an elephant, and then he needs to accidentally drink a flesh-eating virus at a family picnic.