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Mojo67821
07-31-2002, 11:45 AM
I found this over at ESPN.com of all places...it's one of the wierdest reads I've ever had. I recommend it for any Halloween fans

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020730.html
PapaJupe2k
07-31-2002, 12:22 PM
This is classic! A sports/horror mix it doesn't get any better than that people. What made it funny was I could just hear the voices of these people making these comments, very funny shit. Thanks for alerting me to that Mojo, you made my day. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
CAPTAIN BLAKE
07-31-2002, 12:31 PM
The funny thing is, whoever wrote this obviously has a sincere HALLOWEEN fetish. I've seen lots of hack-job parodies along the same lines, but the attention to detail gives this guy away as a freak. Which is cool. Go ESPN!
Mojo67821
07-31-2002, 12:39 PM
You know what I noticed the same thing.I thought to myself that this guy had obviously done his homework on the series. It definitely sounds like something a fan would have written, not just somebody assigned to study the series.
Sam Hain
07-31-2002, 12:49 PM
this is classic.

thanks mojo.
someguy
07-31-2002, 03:30 PM
I applaud the work that writer did.
TooL
07-31-2002, 06:33 PM
**Geoff Gallo: "Those next two decades were very, very tough for Michael. He was shot at least 40 times, he was stabbed countless times, he was shot in both eyes, he nearly drowned, he was set on fire twice, and he kept bouncing back. He even developed a pretty severe drinking problem after he was left out of 'Halloween 3.' And yet nobody ever talks about that stuff. Everyone just wants to talk about 'Halloween 1."**

**NARRATOR: "Meanwhile, Dr. Loomis and Sheriff Brackett were waiting for him at Myers' old house, encouraged by the sight of a fresh dog carcass in the living room."

Sheriff Brackett: "Loomis was convinced that Myers killed the dog. I said to Loomis, 'No man would do that.' And Loomis looked at me and said, This isn't a man.' To be honest, Dr. Loomis freaked me out. I didn't like him very much.**


LMAO,thanks Mojo!!!
Gregorious8
07-31-2002, 08:28 PM
The Guy who wrote this is THE SPORTS GUY. I regularly read his columns & they're funny as hell.
Trash Bag Man
08-01-2002, 01:16 AM
snickers are good!
asyouwish530
08-01-2002, 01:23 AM
AUDREY? Mike's middle name is Audrey?!
adidas12185
08-01-2002, 02:15 AM
Yeah, what's the big shock?
asyouwish530
08-01-2002, 03:03 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by adidas12185:
Yeah, what's the big shock? </font>

I just never knew that until now.
Klownzilla
08-01-2002, 05:40 PM
My cousin works at ESPN in Lake Placed, NY. I wonder if he knows about this.
Bloodybitch13
08-01-2002, 07:40 PM
Maybe that's why Mike became a killer-his folks gave him a GIRL'S name for his middle name.LOL I don't blame Mike at all for becoming a killer.It was probly his sister's idea to call him Audrey.
HalloweenShape31
08-01-2002, 11:42 PM
I saw this the other night and I thought it was AWESOME! Very well written!
Boogeyman
08-01-2002, 11:47 PM
I saw this over at HalloweenMovies.com and thought it was awesome. MICHAEL RULES!

later