Rules on when meeting an alien...

[BurtonsBat]

Like i said, we must be safe, after watchin different alien movies, i came up with the rules on meeting an alien.
-"put away the white flag" i think beyond this universe a white flag meens fuck you.
-"don't hug an alien"-how would u feel just traveled 3 galaxy and people bothering you.
-and never ever utter the word probe!

i'll have more tips later on. L8!!

[FeydRautha]

1. Don't mention the name "Mulder". They'll just groan, shake their heads and walk away.
2. Offer them some Reeses Pieces. One cute little alien seemed to love them, so why not others?
3. Don't ask them if they've just burst out of someone's chest and grown. You might not like the answer, and it makes for an awkward silence in the conversation.
4. Try to keep the conversation away from the total domination of The Earth. You don't want to go putting ideas in their heads...
5. No matter what your particular religious upbringing, if the alien claims its race "seeded" The Earth, AGREE WITH IT. You can always bicker about The Bible/Torah/Koran later.
6. If said Alien tries to take a bite out of you, offer it a Wendy's burger instead, and tell it the best burgers are made from humans. The Wendy's burger will so disgust any Alien, it'll go off the idea of consuming human flesh altogether.
7. And finally...if the Alien tries to offer you some futuristic technology that will solve all mankind's problems and bring peace and harmony to the planet...by all means, TAKE HIM UP ON IT! Say thank you, get the manual/training that runs the technology, and run with it.

Anyone else?