A Poem from the heart

[Mojo67821]

As I lay in my bed last night. I became angry when It finally hit me how disappointed I was by H8: Resurrection. So...In honor of that horrible actor Busta Rhymes...I'm gonna bust a little rhyme of my own to show how much I hated this flick.

I haven't been around the boards for a while...but this topic is dear to my heart so...here it goes.

Resurrection sucked my balls
Except for Michael chasing Laurie through the Halls.

The rest of the flick was just so wrong
Unless you happened to be hitting a bong

Even Rosenthal couldn't save this mess
Which on my brain puts alot of stress

If he couldn't do it then who can?
Not even Carpenter could be the man

And pull this series from Akkad's fat ass
If they try to make another I hope he'll pass

Cause the last thing in the world I want to do
Is take another one in the ass for this stupid-ass dude.

Michael will always have a place in my heart
Like my dream of hearing Tyra Banks fart

But alas I fear I have given up the dream
Cause this piece of shit has lost all it's steam...

Thank you, and goodnight.

[Person]

You have such a way with words http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Mojo67821]

why thank you brother. Please I encourage the other Schmoes to make up their own rhymes about this steaming piece of pony loaf. Then we should all send them to Akkad and try to get the Halloween sequel we deserve!

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[teenkiller]

That poem put a tear in my eye. Bravo! I agree H8 was a waste. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Fettdog]

Nice poem, but more suited to General Horror Talk these days.... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Scully1888]

Okay here's one. <SPOILERS>

I haven't seen Halloween 8 yet, although
A number of spoilers from certain new Schmoes
Caused me to find out about how Laurie goes
And something about a burned mask, but who knows?

Despite all this breaking of Arrow's damn rules,
I refuse to call these fellow Schmoes "God-damn fools".
I blame myself for not having psychic tools,
Because if I did that'd be fucking cool.

But hey, I'm sure I'll go see it anyway
I'll probably be there on the opening day
I'll see Busta Rhymes give a shite display
And then I'll come out saying "fuck, that was gay"

But then I'll forget it and go on to films new,
And I'm sure I'll probably bitch on that too,
But that's because sequels today lick the old poo,
Who really wants to see Bloody Murder 2?

I take it back Trevor, I didn't mean it
I can't mock your film because I ain't seen it
One day though, one day, I'll finally screen it
And THEN I'll proceed to curse and obscene it http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Scully1888 (edited 08-27-2002).]

[Jason Voorhees]

lol, Haikus and standard AA rhyming scheme.. Sure you aren't a professional poet Scully?

Here's an AB style Poem for my own amusement.

Man, This is a sweet Board
All the people here are great
When I'm here, I'm never bored(homophone fun)
I would buy them all a Milk-Shake

Unfortunately I'm broke
Man does that suck
people consider me a joke
I'm not a schmoe, I'm a schmuck.

Yeah, It's not about H8; but I haven't seen It or unlike Scully haven't had It ruined for me, So I'm in no position to comment on it.


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[Scully1888]

Excellent poem Jason, if only for the "I'm not a schmoe I'm a schmuck" line alone.

Here's another one.


Halloween 3, oh Halloween 3
Why do you do those damn things to me?
There's no Michael Myers, well not that I see
Yet still you enlighten and entrance my TV

Some fellow Schmoes say that you suck, you're so shit
But that's not the way that I look at it
There's that groovy death with the snakes and the kid
And you even show us that fine Ellie chick's tit

I think now I'll stop all this ass-licking talk
I look at my watch, then I glance at my clock
And see that it's time for me to take a walk
To the store and buy a mask from Silver Shamrock.

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[Jason Voorhees]

lol; Thanks Scully, and your H3 poem is excellent as well.

I love the second installment of CHUD
starring a lovable fellow named Bud
Sure; It may have flopped with a thud
But that doesn't mean It isn't enjoyable crud

Sure; It's a shitty plan to stop the invasion
The CHUD'efyed end of civilization.
But I understand the decisions they're makin
To undermine CHUD globalization.

It's simple and crude
what they got to do to stop this Bud dude
They got to freeze his brood
or they'll end up his food.

AA rhyming about CHUD is difficult lol..



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[Jason Voorhees]

Anyone else have a heartfelt poem? Perhaps a haiku or a sonnet?

[Boogeyman]

makin a poem....ill post it soon.

later