If the world was overrun by flesh-eating zombies, what would you do?

[Jim The Monster]

I would get me as many guns as I could find and steal someones car (I don't have one currently) and drive off in some town and blast any zombie that came near me.

[countchocula]

As terrifying as that scenario might be, seeing actual zombies march down an interstate or rise from their graves in reality would be fucking awesome! Of course, non-horror buffs wouldn't share my morbid enthusiasm, but that wouldn't bother me much. I'd gladly succumb to their flesh-eating ways and become one of them.

[Wolfman]

I'd find some fly honies and form myself a harem. I'd steal a school bus (it can carry a lot of supplies and gas), load it with some guns and other survivors, and head north into upper Canada.

Why Canada? Well, it's cold there. Meat will stay frozen outside w/o needing electricity. Plenty of animals to hunt. And you're safe from zombies there. Zombies have no body heat. They'll freeze solid, and won't be able to move.

[ToothFairy]

Dress as a carrot and pray for their olfactory nerves to be as underdeveloped as their eating manners.

[SeperateSelf]

Damn Wolfman that's quite a plan. That would prolly be the only way you could survive a scenario like Dawn of the Dead.

I would certainly try to find as many guns and as much ammo as possible and I'd probably try to find a stocked up bomb shelter or something.

Oh yeah I'd also get plenty of prophylactics for me and my girl. Don't want a little baby around for the end of the world!

[slasherfan]

If I took a look out in to the real world once in a while I may notice it happining...

[APzombie]

Slick Topic

I would make Wolfman my new best friend and hide my ass in his school bus, i eat lite buddy. Plus i'd call up some of my Red Neck Friends dads who carry 12 gage shotguns to work for the off chace that a bear would attack their boss so they can save him and get a pay raise, and i would definetly call up JIM VARNEY cause he probobly has been waiting for this moment all his life http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Jim The Monster]

You know, as wicked as it may sound, zombies overrunning the Earth would be cool. Killing them would be awesome. I mean they are so slow and stupid, it would be easy, unless they cornered me or snuck up from behind.

[Cyclonus]

I would make it my number one priority to find the woman I love. Then we could head for the hills together and make the most of our last remaining days.

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[Hell Phantom]

I would do what anybody else would, get a crap load of weapons, a big truck and get to the safest and less zombies I can. Maybe get me a tank by breaking into a military compound.

[jim varney]

I hear that AP, thank good I hooked myself at the Andersons discount speacial on ammo. We won't run out of shells untill hell freezes over. When that happens, it's not like stealing more gonna be a problem. but without the bus (a good idea, let me jump aboard should this ever happen), I'd take the old set up your house into a fortress route. I already have iron bars over most of the windows. A few trouble spots need some boarding up and Id be ready. Then useing the trap door that leds to my roof. I'd get up there and lay down surpressing fire. A few moltive cocktails should always be kept on hand to take care of some grouped zombies. Should the zombies figure out a way to break through the iron bars, or several layers of boards. I'd hit my basement. The food would be stored down there anyways, nothing like cambells chunky beef. I could live of the stuff. Hell, if it happened I would. Water you might ask, no problem my water heater holds 50 gallosn, i can live of that for a while. How do I heat the soup, propane camping stove I would imediatley steal from the local boyscout troop. Okay, I'm set fo the long haul, what to do if the zombies break in, or food and watrer runs low. I thought that out. There will be a small suprise for our undead friends. While i bust out of my basements only window(it leads to my fenced off back yard, i hope they can't get into it), draggin my shotgun, my ancient .22 (pays to keep a gun that fires the most popular ammuniton manufactured around) a few boxes of shells, my canteen, and some cans of Cambells chuncky beef with me. A bomb will be setup. Not one of those pretty one's with an electronic detonator. But a crude one, anyone who does the reaserch, reads plenty of John Grisham and Tom Clancy, and goes to a Vocational Tech school (like me, Go Toledo Tech)or live near a hardware store, can build. Now don't blow up your local post office in an act of defiance on uncle sam, or worse your self with this info. Take a, dial watch/clock, and ammonia based fertilizer, a gallon of deisel fuel, lots of copper wore, battery for the watch/clock, electric tape, steel wool/nucorme wire (either will work), something to cut the wires with,a handfull of match heads, and a 9 volt battery. okay, you attach one end of the wire to the minute hand, and one to the hour hand,make sure both of the wires (I recomend you fray the ends so there extra wide) touch, but don't leave them touching, this way your circuit is complete in about an hour. attach some wire to your nine volt battery, continue it to some steel wool. stick matchheads in the steel wool. The wool will porbally ignite your explosives, but nothing like a little insurance. attach the other end to close to the first wire leading into the steel wool( burned steel woll dosen't carry a current far). continue the wire back to the oppisit hand of the clock then the one you started. Now that the detonator is set, get ready with the explosiove. You pour your deisel fuel in the same container as fertilizer (ammonia based, only that kind) When enough time passes (apriox. one hour) the two wires will touch, this heats up the steel wool, light the matchheads, and ignites your explosize, KABOOM, there goes you hoyuse and everyone inside. It's not C-4, but, it's alot easier to get. Anyways, I run like hell to (with an hour left to get off my property) my car, it's not your traditional zombie action hero get away car, please don't laugh, it's Toyota. I would have bought american, but it was a deal and a half. Anyways, gear in the passenger seat, always within easy reach. Hit the garage door, and floor it in reverse to make sure I don't get trapped and killed right there. Then it's off on the open road. I'd probally hide out at old Devilbliss High School after that, plenty of place to snipe from (I'd steal a good bolt action high powered rifle, my first choice, a weatherby chambered in 30-378, with the flash supressor the recoil fells like a .223, and the slug only drops six inch when fired at 500 yds, anything else went in the dust a couple hundred yds back, which means minimul scope adjustment for me. If i can't find on, which is likely, they cost around 5 grand. I'd grab the same brand as my shotgun, Remington, all there guns are the same, a little oil on the bolt and chamber, run a patch down the barrel everynow and then and It'll work forever. and to kep the ammo coming in my second cartrdge choice would have to be military sniper issue .308, don't forget the scope, I want a 50mm lense and at least X20 maghnification, it wopuld have to be variable though, you never know how far your target is in an urban surrounding) plenty of rooms to stock gear and hide in in that old high school (sorry i got off subject). My home city of beautiful Toledo (NW Ohio right by lake erie, davis bessie, Indiana, and Michigan...twenty minutes by car to Detroit, (Go Pistons) ) only could supply me for a year or so, before i would need to restock on supplies, in a diffent city. Then I'd take old I-75, either south, or north. Canada has the appeal of not haveing the crowds of people fighting for people (at least some parts I assume) but I really would rather be with people. The I'd take I-75 south and join a Militia down there, or look for a better deal with one of those pre-existing ones in the Dakotas, Idaho or Colorado, all of those states are bound to have several to choose from. Then I'd live the life of a militia member untill we killed all the zombies, die of old age, or most likely die the way all militia members long to, dressed in fatigues, finally out of ammo after a couple of hours of bravely holding off aginst the zombie hordes, useing my gun as a club. When the zombie finally get me to the ground, I pull the pin on my Suicide Gernade, I'd probally say siomething like "See you boys in a few seconds," if i had time before the scrapnel tore me and my attackers to peices.

thats my plan, and yes I do have alot of spare time on my hands, and yes I out gun the average cop, but no, i haven't seen to many zombie movies, no one can ever see enough.

[Odd Ball]

what would happen if the zombies could use fully loaded machine guns like in Versus? Then you're fucked.


But if the world was overrun. I dress up like a zombie and chase after a hot girl and "eat" her..if you know what I mean http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Hans, wihout Franz]

Do just what the people did in dawn. Find a secluded mall somewhere and live the life of luxury.

[nightmareman]

LOL ODDBALL I feel ya

[andy13]

DIE!!!!!

[skweemkween]

This is a great topic and I'm beginning to wonder if Jim the Monster is psychic because this is, without a doubt, one of my worst fears. I HATE zombies. I mean I watch the movies, sure, they rock but in reality, think how friggin desolate and lonely it would be. I mean seeing your dead loved ones rise again- their dignity completely taken away. Seeing families torn apart- LITERALLY.

Having that horrible silence when you try to call out for someone ala Day of the Dead opening sequence. God, it's just too awful. I even use to have nightmares about this stuff in the 80's when the threat of nuclear war was big.

I dreamdt that my boyfriend at the time, my brother , and myself would go out at night with machine guns and drive around in a truck killing them off. We would do this every night for a couple hours, then go back to our house to sleep. We would keep the lights off in the house at night. Actually, I think in the dream there was no electricity. It was really desolate and dark
I think we were about the only ones left in the neighborhood. All the houses were abandoned. REALLY creepy feeling.

Let's the the fucking Al-Quiada doesn't have nukes, or this dream could become a reality.

[DeadByDawn]

Find my girlfriend (or wife), get a helicopter and a few guns and fly off to a distant island with lots of animals to hunt and no zombies in sight. Then I could live my life happily to the end with my girl.

[Jason Voorhees]

Hmm As morbidly foolish as it sounds, I sort of like the idea. To think of High Powered assault rifles anmd body armored rationed out to the public, and the carnage that would ensue. Damn, I'm a barbarian lol. Regardless; It would certainly make life a bit more interesting.

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[spacemonkey]

If I found myself in a really tough spot that I knew I had to walk amongst them or something I would probably just walk around acting like a zombie to...you know stumble and walk slow, hell they would never notice. All Id have to do is get some raggeddy looking clothes and roll around in the dirt and blamo! I look like a zombie. theres so frigin stupid theyll never know I was really amongst them ha!

[Requiem-for-a-Dream]

Shotguns and handguns are a necessity. Snipers are also great for those high up head shots. I would get a group of people together and fly around in a helecopter (Dawn style), landing wherever people are in need of help fighting off the fuckers.

Matt

[ColonelColinCaine]

To quote Crow T. Robot, I'd "scream like hell, run, and die!"


But seriously I've always liked the bus idea, so that's probably the route I'd take. But before I did that, just for a thrill, I'd walk right into a horde of zombies with a fully loaded machine gun, and just start blasting away, being sure to always aim at the head. Shit, if the guys in Day of the Dead had done that, some of them might have made it out of there alive.

[Wwl66]

I must say I agree with Varney.Listen man,if you need someone to hold up with,give my ass a call.You want a gun?We got a shitload.M-16,AK47(2 of them),M12,M14,SKS,bolt action .308 with a scope.Perfect sniper rifle.A fucking lot more shotguns from 8 to 20 gauge,Various rifles from .22 to .357 and handguns out the ass.5 Glocks,3 1911's,S&M .44,.357.38,Rugers, Colt,Beretta's,Desert Eagle,Brownings,etc,etc.We don't stop at guns either.We've gotall kinds of cool shit like night vision many other things that probably wouldn't be very good to fight zombies with.As for food and water we got canned food stocked up and water.Ammo is nowhere near a problem because I dare say we have somewhere between50 to 75 thousand rounds of ammo from 9mm to .45's.And we can pump out a whole lot more.It helps to have your own ammo loaders.We even have a few explosives.I've had people compare me to Burt from Tremors.And if e don't have it then my Dad's cousin will.He has guns(from uzi's,MAC10'S,AR's and you name it he's got it) and ammo hid everywhere.I think he's got piles of ammo for every caliber he's got.He also has shit from dumptrucks to bulldozers and yes,even a bus.So you want a partner give me a call,and I don't think you'd out shoot us,my dad was state revolver champ.

[Shadow Whisper]

Two words: Moster combine

Two words: Zombie Sushi

[The Rob]

get a katana, and that's it....

[Dehydrator]

Ooooh, all this violence!

I would get as drunk/stoned/wasted with as much friends I can gather so I wouldn't notice.

[Dark_One79]

skweemkween... I feel ya... ever since I watched Dawn of the Dead when I was around 7 (don't ask) I have had this fear of the world being over run by the living dead. Sure, I know it is quite impossible, but I can't think of anything that would be worse. I hope I live a life of virtue and am not subjected to my own personal hell. If so, I know what is coming.

Even if you manage to survive, what is really left to enjoy? Each day would be spent with disturbing reluctance to accept the inevitable truth that you are going to be torn apart by those S.O.B.s. The pure definition of isolation. Being alone with no hope of companionship is a scary concept, perhaps that is why Romero's zombie films work so well for me.

That and the idea of being eaten by a bunch of corpses.

*shiver*

But...

Many ideas on this board bank on the idea that electricity will still be available. Realistically if the world has been taken over by the undead chances are the local power plant will be shut down (otherwise they'd have some pretty damn loyal employees).

No electricity makes any plan much more difficult. You would need to start many fires to keep warm.

One thing fires do is draw attention. Lots of unwanted attention when there are zombies wandering the countryside.

Wwl66... damn partner... that sounds like quite a stash... can I come visit sometime? LOL

One thing I know I'd stock up on in this situation is alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

As Homer says, "Beer, now there's a temporary solution,"

[mattjk_17]

Question: If the world was overrun by flesh-eating zombies, what would you do?

Answer: Walk up to them with some sharp objects and hack the fuck out of them like Uncle Les in Braindead, go home, sit back, relax and go back on to joblo.com http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Juice]

I'd put lots of salt on me.

[Mr. Movie Man]

I'd become a zombie, man. Either that or I'd remove my flesh, and I might just join them also. However, the best idea would be to fucking kill them all.

[silentsnake]

i would purchase a combine harvester and drive down the road slicing zombies (and people) into peices

[The Heart Collector]

I'd fuck 'em.

[Cyclonus]

Wha...? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif

[ColonelColinCaine]

...the hell?!

[jim varney]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wwl66:
I must say I agree with Varney.Listen man,if you need someone to hold up with,give my ass a call.You want a gun?We got a shitload.M-16,AK47(2 of them),M12,M14,SKS,bolt action .308 with a scope.Perfect sniper rifle.A fucking lot more shotguns from 8 to 20 gauge,Various rifles from .22 to .357 and handguns out the ass.5 Glocks,3 1911's,S&M .44,.357.38,Rugers, Colt,Beretta's,Desert Eagle,Brownings,etc,etc.We don't stop at guns either.We've gotall kinds of cool shit like night vision many other things that probably wouldn't be very good to fight zombies with.As for food and water we got canned food stocked up and water.Ammo is nowhere near a problem because I dare say we have somewhere between50 to 75 thousand rounds of ammo from 9mm to .45's.And we can pump out a whole lot more.It helps to have your own ammo loaders.We even have a few explosives.I've had people compare me to Burt from Tremors.And if e don't have it then my Dad's cousin will.He has guns(from uzi's,MAC10'S,AR's and you name it he's got it) and ammo hid everywhere.I think he's got piles of ammo for every caliber he's got.He also has shit from dumptrucks to bulldozers and yes,even a bus.So you want a partner give me a call,and I don't think you'd out shoot us,my dad was state revolver champ.</font>


I hear that. Just set a rally point and we'll all meet there. I figure someoplace, small enough that we could find each other easy, but big enough so we hang out there for awhuile. Our only problem is finding something big enough to carry all our ammo.

[James_Sully_Sullivan]

Hmm...Workshed!!

I'd go get a cool-ass chainsaw, visit the zombies and have a little fun...

[APzombie]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Heart Collector:
I'd fuck 'em.</font>

.......?

Anyway, going back to the plan, i'd round up some guys (definatly guys responding to this board, you guys kick ass) dress like the Reservoir Dogs, walk the street and tag as many pigs as i can before ma calls for supper.

[Wwl66]

Don't worry about that Varney.That cousin of mine has a dump truck and a couple of trailers we could pull behind it.And we've got a couple of big ass trucks ourselves.

[jim varney]

Problem solved! I'll give my jap car(fuel efficent, but can't carry much of anything) to someone in need as soon as we meet, and just ride shotgun, with you. Another factor we shoukld consider(this one goes out to everybody) any one now where an ammo factory, or gun factory is. Acording to the engraveing in my shotgun Remingoton is based in Illion, NY, but thats a little far. Any in the midwest? When the whole world goes to hell keeping the ammo stocked up is gonna be key. Sure we can self load for awhile, but how we gonna take back the world wasteing our valuble zombie killing time doing that?

[Wolfman]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jim varney:
Problem solved! I'll give my jap car(fuel efficent, but can't carry much of anything) to someone in need as soon as we meet, and just ride shotgun, with you. Another factor we shoukld consider(this one goes out to everybody) any one now where an ammo factory, or gun factory is. Acording to the engraveing in my shotgun Remingoton is based in Illion, NY, but thats a little far. Any in the midwest? When the whole world goes to hell keeping the ammo stocked up is gonna be key. Sure we can self load for awhile, but how we gonna take back the world wasteing our valuble zombie killing time doing that?</font>

There are usually National Guard armories all over the place. If you can't find any, try big state universities. They'll usually have ROTC programs. They'll have armories there.

[Jason Voorhees]

Exactly, I'd just kill as many of the fucker's as I could. That's the only solution since reasoning with Zombies will get your jugular vein severed. Kill them and burn the bodies. We will win the day...

[Wwl66]

It wouldn't take more than an hour to pump out a thousand 9mm's on one loader we have.The big problem would be keeping the living assholes from trying to steal our shit.

[jim varney]

i hear that. Thats why I figure we need to take over a factory to keep us and anyone else we meet well suplied. Gonna take a long time to keep the zombies in check without ammo.

[Jason Voorhees]

Bringing it back to the top.

Have fun new schmoes.

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[skweemkween]

Having watched Day of the Dead on the IFC channel last week, I was reminded by how much I HATE this scenario. I would do just what the survivors of Day of Dead supposedly did, find the island, make some babes, marry Wilson, my volleyball friend, and don't take one step off it!

[Sam Hain]

id have some.get some schmoes,invade the mall of america,visit fort knox and just go zombie hunting.

[ICP RULZ]

I would steal like 100 million packs of condoms and then get a whole bunch of hot ass motherfuckin girls together and fuck'em non-stop. And I would die happy

Peace http://216.40.241.68/cwm/cwm/rain.gif

[Toxferatu]

steel a hummer, drive around plowing zombie scum and when i run out of gas, get out and SHOOT THE BASTARDS IN THE HEAD, THATS RIGHT THE HEAD. not thier chest, not thier arm, THE HEAD. i learned something from zombie movies, headshots. but most people in zombie movies are too dumb to have learned this valuable lesson lol. then i'd find a gas station, fill up again and go out for more. then when it seemed safe, i would lock myself in a guitar store.

[bulletproof]

I would stay out of the big cities,cuze you know they are gonna be full of those fleash eating fucks. I would steal a big ass boat,load as many guns and rations,and booze,and stay off of dry land.Only heading into little towns if I ran low on shit.A generator and a Reloader are a BIG plus.Water purifyers....and some Srooms.

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[michael_myers_woman]

I would be like Jill Valentine and kill them all

[ICP RULZ]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bulletproof:
I would stay out of the big cities,cuze you know they are gonna be full of those fleash eating fucks. I would steal a big ass boat,load as many guns and rations,and booze,and stay off of dry land.Only heading into little towns if I ran low on shit.A generator and a Reloader are a BIG plus.Water purifyers....and some Srooms.

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Hahahaa,I would defiantly come with you dude,but we would need some girls to come with us. Some big breasted bitchs would be nice (No offence ladies). and then we could stock up on weed and booze and get the fuck outta there. I would love that.

Peace http://216.40.241.68/cwm/cwm/rain.gif

[Jason Voorhees]

Barbaric as It sounds, I'd have to apply to some Police/Military faction, because I can't resist the maniacal urge to slaughter the walking dead.



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[Boogeyman]

I raid every single gun store and stock up. Then I go around in an armored car and search for survivors...there I would find a hot girl. We become partners and hunt down EVERY SINGLE ZOMBIE bastard and kill them. When we kill all of them...we re-populate the world http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

that would be the life...

later

[horror junkie]

Heh, that would suck! Imagine seeing all your favorite horror stars trying to get at you?!? I think being eaten by a zombie is the worst way to go. You never seem to die quickly. I would do the vigilante thing and then shack up with an assload of movies!

[Conor]

I'd call all you schmoes up to canada, bring all your firepower, and we could go on a killing spree. Get in one armoured vehicle, have people on top, hanging out the doors windows etc, and demolish those motherfuckers! whose with me?!
P.S. that's my biggest fear, zombie holocaust. God, I always have nightmares about that.

[Conor]

I'd call all you schmoes up to canada, bring all your firepower, and we could go on a killing spree. Get in one armoured vehicle, have people on top, hanging out the doors windows etc, and demolish those motherfuckers! whose with me?!
P.S. that's my biggest fear, zombie holocaust. God, I always have nightmares about that.

[Conor]

sorry double post!

[bulletproof]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ICP RULZ:

Hahahaa,I would defiantly come with you dude,but we would need some girls to come with us. Some big breasted bitchs would be nice (No offence ladies). and then we could stock up on weed and booze and get the fuck outta there. I would love that.

Peace http://216.40.241.68/cwm/cwm/rain.gif </font>

Damm straight ICP.But we would need some Juggolo music cuze it would get boring,and a still if we ran out of booze.Could find a small Island to grow some fine weed.Cuze I dont think I could handle them zombie eatin fucks sober.

[The Claw]

I'd run away like a little wussy. I could never fight zombies, and if they had me, id give in, it cant be THAT horrible to be a zombie now, even if your slow and have to eat brains.

[akillerstudent123]

My method is easy, quick, and painless, blow one of the zombi's head's off, drink it's blood, become a zombi, and that's it...I would hope that it would work, because i would'nt wanna become zombi by having the crap bitten out of me...I wonder if it would work, guess i'll have to try it out some time.
Nighty night

[Nightmare_Dreaming]

Well i'd probably have sex with a hott girl before I died , then i'd put my head between my legs and kiss my ass good-bye! And if I live anyways , well hooray for me because I still had sex with a hott girl!

HERE LIES AN ATHEIST , ALL DRESSED UP AND NO PLACE TO GO.

[Psychocandy]

I'd start a chain of fast food restaraunts called McBrains.

[jenzie]

It's simple really .....

ZOMBIE SPORTS!!!

[MISFITS_Fiend]

I had a dream once where I was trapped in a stalled car on a freeway out in the middle of nowhere. I looked out the window, and there were zombies shuffling around everywhere. I scrunched down in the back seat, hoping none of them would see me. I could see them walk by the car, and I was just waiting for one of them to look in and see me...just waiting...

One of the creepiest dreams I've ever had. That was about 10 yrs ago, and I still remember it to this day.

[HalloweenShape31]

I would just hole up in a deserted shopping mall (DAWN OF THE DEAD) and stay there as long as I could.

[NuclearMisfit]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by APzombie:
Slick Topic

i would definetly call up JIM VARNEY cause he probobly has been waiting for this moment all his life http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif</font>

Unfortunately, Jim Varney passed away from Cancer a year or 2 ago. He would be a zombie so I dont know if you would want to call him. I would get as many survivors ,guns, ammo and food then get on top of Fort Knox with all those military guys held up in there we can just pick off the zombies from the roof with guns. If you wanna see Zombies turn it on Mtv around 3, thats mindless crap right there.

[horror junkie]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by akillerstudent123:
My method is easy, quick, and painless, blow one of the zombi's head's off, drink it's blood, become a zombi, and that's it...
Nighty night</font>

Does that work????

[NuclearMisfit]

Do you guys realize us schmoes could save the world, theres enough of us to have a Schmoe Army, to fight hordes of braineating folk would just be fun as hell.

[Jason Voorhees]

That would be great, Schmoes save the world!

[bulletproof]

We could capture some Zombies and throw them in a Polar bear or tiger cage,and watch them rip the dead fuck to shreds.That would be so cool.

[APzombie]

I would give Jim Varney a call after i put on a black suite and "get into character"...

[kubotakhan01]

Kick ass and take names until every last bit of ammo was spent.

[Jason13thh]

I take my gun and bang I am dead.

[michael_myers_woman]

I would turn into a werewolf and kill them all

[Inglorious]

Pretty Simple here. I would Knock over a Gun Store w/ a Helluva Lot of Guns! I wouldn't take friends or Family (If they were still alive) cause if they got bit then ya know, and they would hold me back. I might take my mom and dad and 2 brothers, but thats it. So yeah I'd take my family. I would build a steel Shelter w/ All the food around, take some bitches, some dogs, some weed, put all my family in there...Kill anyone else, then get some pussy off those fine Bitches to spawn the human race back. Anyway I'm just rambling so let me say one last thing. I would roam the streets after making sure everyone/Thing is secure in my Shack thing, and I would Bust caps all over the streets at everyone uo therez asses!

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/confused.gif

[Lady Summerisle]

I would lose my virginity. I don't want to be zombified without ever getting any.

[Alan Idol]

Well, the first thing I would do is baracade off my abandoned apartment complex. All but 1 doors will be sealed off. I'd have a rope or rope ladder in case shit turned for the worse, and I could get out a window.

Second, I would get a Hummer or SUV and drive around town getting food, water, launterns, ammo, explosives, a generator, fuel, radios and walkie talkies and take 'em back to my base.

Third, I'd go rob a few abandoned banks and stores, cause one day life will get back to normal.

Then I'd just sit back and chill until things cooled down. If I got real bored, I'd run down the street to my video store.

[bulletproof]

I would go to Hugh Heffners place.

[Linus*likes*noise]

I would sit in a nice park area and play guitar as I sip on some semi-cold beers. Once I have a nice buzz I would sing very loudly for some zombies to come to me.

Shorly I bet a few zombies would come my way so I would try to serenade them with a beautiful melody. If all goes well, they would godify me and not eat me. I would then get them to destroy only those that I wish to sick them on. All shmoes will be safe, I repeat ALL SHMOES WILL BE SAFE!!

And if the guitar serenade thing didn't work, I would knock one of those bastards down and start to mow on 'em. Eating them all, see how they like it. yeah.

"We whipped 'em good!!"

[Jason Voorhees]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Linus*likes*noise:
We whipped 'em good!!"</font>


Haha, Damn straight.

[CKY]

Id hide in a tree and survive off it's fruits. get a sore arse though

[Corpse Candle]

In the event of the undead threatening civiliation these following steps will be taken:

1)Mobilize all local abale bodied men for a new civilion frontline offensive force in this case named B.L.A.Z.E (British Legion of Active Zombie Extremination).
2)Tech extensively in unarmed combat for when situations become desperate and when ammo depletes for guns.
3)The eventual civil occupancy of all British military instilations.
4)Commencement of the ORDER OF MENTAL GUILE a.k.a the O.M.G directive this would involve myself gathering the best scincetific minds the most elite military thinkers and most insperational human motiveators from all around Great Britian.
Their head quaters would be in Scotland deep inside a Nuclear bunker they would deciede what how it is best to lead the contry to victory.
5)Commence the insigation of THE PENDRAGON ASSULT this would involve the first and only all out attack on undead lifeforms.
The battle would not end until all undead exsistance had ceased to exsist on British soil or all living combatants are killed.
This order has a point of no return policy for stratigic insureence if we know it can be only be used once then we we HAVE to choose the BEST time to fight at full scale.

However if legend is correct the U.K should be alright due to the fact that KING ARTHUR would rise agian and vanquish evil in a glorius battle.

COOL TOPIC BY THE WAY.

[Linus*likes*noise]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CKY:
Id hide in a tree and survive off it's fruits. get a sore arse though</font>

I bet you would survive off of "fruits"!

heh heh, and I'm sure your arse would be mighty sore... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

"Didn't we whip 'em?"

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[TheFrost]

I'd run into them all with my guns blazing and gerenades launching, doth resulting in a kamikaze mission.

[stevereno]

if i saw zombies i would grab my crotch and run for my life.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Sam Hain]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
if i saw zombies i would grab my crotch and run for my life.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS</font>


me too.id be messin my pants aswell.

[Alan Idol]

If all else failed, I'd paint myself up with some make-up and fake blood and stumble around groaning.