View Full Version : BATES VS BATEMAN
02-06-2001, 12:31 AM
Ok, I couldn't resist asking this one.
Who do you think would win in a battle to the death between NORMAN BATES and PATRICK BATEMAN?
02-06-2001, 12:47 AM
Norman Bates, but ONLY if his "Mother" personality has taken over. If he's just "plain, old Norman", then Patrick Bateman would chainsaw his skinny ass in half!
02-06-2001, 12:48 AM
is bateman really a killer though?
i think if it were down to REALITY bates would kill bateman
the night watchman
02-06-2001, 12:58 AM
Good point, love broker. If Patrick were a genuine killer, then yeah, ole Norm wouldn't have a chance.
Gore 4 All
02-06-2001, 02:23 AM
If Bateman is truly the madman as the story implies for virtually the whole film then there is no doubt in my mind that ole Pat would slice and dice the tran' pretty good. Bates wouldn't stand a chance against the physical specimen.
02-06-2001, 10:03 AM
Master Bates would never stand a chance against Master Bateman...Bateman is unstoppable. I mean, he an ax to the head and a knife in the shower are two different things, not to mention the extreme differences in violence in the books by Robert Bloch and Bret Easton Ellis...
02-06-2001, 10:11 AM
i think it would be easy to calm Bateman down, though, give him some mellow tunes and talk to him in an intelligent manner and *BAM!* you gotta friend for life.
but hell yeah u r right Bateman could kick Bates scrawny ass down!!! lol
02-06-2001, 12:21 PM
Bateman would FUCK Bates up! But i don't really care cos i thought AMERICAN PSYCHO BLEW! Nothing but a pointless gorefest. I just couldn't relate to him or understand why those people drove him so crazy that he had to murder them so savagely. And dude, what was up with all that 'talk hookers through the musical career of GENESIS shit'?!!! Funny as fuck, but still shite.
02-07-2001, 03:02 AM
how can u call American Psycho 'a pointless gorefest' there isnt an ounce of gore in it!!!!!!!
and i couldnt relate to Bateman either- i think that was the whole point: nobody could!!!!
02-07-2001, 12:34 PM
Yeah, sorry bout that! I was TOTALLY STONED when i wrote that! I meant to just say it was pointless.
01-20-2002, 05:00 PM
patrick bateman because he have a better shape that bates who looks like a skeletoon and bateman make better murders
01-20-2002, 09:46 PM
01-21-2002, 10:20 AM
Batemen would destroy Bates
Mr. Movie Man
01-21-2002, 02:23 PM
The Bate master!!. Hey Brock, do you have an older brother?
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