Your Favorite Horror Movie Quote

[kerryanne]

Here are my favorite Horror movie quote...Please feel free to comment or add more.
1. I cannot die...I AM FOREVER... Hellraiser
2. Do I look like someone who would care what God thinks.. Hellraiser
3. Here's Johnny-- The Shining
4. get out....... GET OUT!!! Amityville Horror
5.And I am the Devil, now kindly undo these straps... The Exorcist
6. What an excellent day for an exorcism...The Exorcist
7. You'll Enjoy Mr. Barlow. And he'll enjoy you. Salems Lot
8.Laurie- It was the boogeyman.
Dr. Loomis- As a matter of fact it was.
HALLOWEEN
9.The soil of a man's heart is stonier. Pet Sematary
10.Syd- Fuck you!
Billy-We've already played that game, remember? You lost.


All additons and comments welcome... /ubb/smile.gif /ubb/smile.gif /ubb/smile.gif

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[PackBacker]

The Shining:

Jack: Wendy!
Wendy: Stay away!
Jack: Darling! Light of my life! I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!


Night of the Living Dead (the original):

They're coming to get you, Barbara! (that guy's voice freaks me out.......that is one of my favorite scenes in a horror movie)



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[screamer581]

''Movies don't create pyschos, movies make pyschos more creative! Billy Loomis (scream 1996)

[screamfan]

one of my faves from scream was "what door am i at" creepy!!!

[Silent Bob]

I always had a thing for ya, SID!....Scream

[leatherface66601]

"One thing I never could stomach about Santa Carla.All the dammn vampires."

[QUENTIN]

Great quote man, I love The Lost Boys.

[ColonelColinCaine]

From "Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn"
Ash:"Groovy"

Ash:"Let's go down in that cellar and carve ourselves a witch!"

Ash: (to dead girlfriend's head) "You're going down!"

Possessed Henrietta: "I'll swallow your soul!"

Henrietta's head: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swalow your...
Ash: (points gun at her) "Swallow this!" (pulls trigger, head explodes.)

From "Dead Alive"
Kung Fu Priest: "I kick ass for the Lord!"

[Embalmer]

HENRY:I shot her,I shot her dead
BECKY:But Otis said you stabbed her
HENRY:OH yeah,...that's right ...I stabbed her

HENRY:Otis,plug it in

DELLAMORTE DELLAMORE:I'd give my life to die

BAD TASTE:hihihi,I'm reborn(Derek when he chainsaws through the last alien)

TEXAS CH.M.II:You'll have to chose boy...sex or the saw. Sex is,well nobody nows, but the saw...the saw is family (the Cook)

PSYCHO:we all go a little mad sometimes (a real classic!!!)

[BlynS2]

Scream 2: "There's one thing you forgot about Billy Loomis, Mickey...I fucking killed him."

The Exorcist (Reagan to the Astronaut at her mother's party): "You're going to die up there."

Freddy's Dead;the Final nightmare (the very end where his daughter blows him up): "Kids."
(not)

Scream:

SIDNEY: "No, no, it's okay Tatem. She's just doing her job, isn't that right Gale.

GALE: Yes, that's right.

SIDNEY: So, how's the book.

GALE: Great. It'll be out later this year-

SIDNEY: I'll look for it.

GALE: I'll send you a copy.

Sidney rears back and decks Gale with a full on right hook to her left eye. Gale topples backwards into her bumbling cameraman's arms.

[Silent Bob]

House On Haunted Hill:

Sara: I am so fucking far from O.K it's not even funny!

I Still Know What YOu Did Last Summer:

What's your favorie radio station Julie? HUH?

From "It":

It: Hey Georgie! Ya wanna float? We ALL float down here!

End Of Days:

Allright: It's official: I'm never sleeping again!

[omega 5]

I don't have a favorite line of all time but pretty much all of the dialogue between Drew Berrymore and the killer in the opening sequence of SCREAM rocks!

[CWM]

I don't know if it qualifies as a favourite, but the SCREAM-quote "I'll be right back" snuck into my vocabulary (including the Stu-Macher-way-of-pronounciation). Love that movie too.

[Brock Landers]

These ones come from Tim Burton's great adaptation of the legend of the headless horseman..."Sleepy Hollow":

Ichabod Crane: Villiany wears many masks, none of which are
more dangerous than virtue.

Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom... and
yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked?
Constable Ichabod Crane: No... but perhaps there is a little bit of
witch in you, Katrina.
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that?
Constable Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me.

Constable Ichabod Crane: Did you move the body?
Dr. Thomas Lancaster: Yes.
Constable Ichabod Crane: You must NEVER move the body.
Dr. Thomas Lancaster: Why?
Constable Ichabod Crane: [pauses to think] Because.

[Gerrard]

A tie for second between
" Take your best shot,... Motherfucker". Julius from Friday the 13th 8
" When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth". Dawn of the Dead
First prize going to the entire " Pure Evil" speechs in Halloween and Halloween 2 by the superb actor Donald Pleseance

[The Arrow]

I don't drink...wine (Dracula).

Here it is Jennifer, your big break in TV, Welcome To Prime Time Bitch! (Nightmare 3)

Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell (one of the Hellraiser flicks)

Hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Vasquez: No have you (Aliens)

Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself (Mickey Rourke in Wild Orchid, not horror but a great line that I use till this day)

[the night watchman]

Most of my faves are situational.

10. "Interview With the Vampire"
Lestat - "There's still some life in the old girl yet!"

9. "Psycho"
Norman - "We all go a little mad sometimes."

8. "Night of the Living Dead"
TV Reporter - "Are they slow-moving, Chief?"
Chief McClellan - "Yeah. They're dead. They're all mesed up."

7. "Exorcist III"
Gemini Killer - "Oh, gracious me. Was I raving? Please, forgive me. I'm mad."

6. "The Thing"
McReady - "What the hell's in there?"
Clark- "I don't know, but it's weird and pissed-off, whatever it is …"

5. "Evil Dead II"
Ash - "Groovy."

4. "Near Dark"
Severin - "I hate it when they ain't been shaved!"

3."Re-Animator"
Herbert West - "Oh, really? Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.

2. "Alien"
Ash - "I can't lie to you about your chances, but … you have my sympathy."

And the watchman's #1 horror movie quote is …

1. "The Thing"
Palmer - "You gotta be fucking kidding!"

[ANTBond007]

"I'll see you in Hell...."

"Tell 'em Freddy sent 'ya!"

-A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master


"What do you want?"

"To see what your insides look like!"

-Scream


"Here it is, Jennifer, your big break in T.V. Welcome to the prime time, bitch!"

-A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors


"What do 'ya know...I beat my high score."

-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare


"Always remember: Don't dream and drive!"

-A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

Sorry, but most of the best quotes come from Fred Krueger.

[EViL MiKe]

I just came from Sears where I was buying a sports jacket for my cousin's wedding and I realized just how much I hate the word "slacks" But rather than go off-topic about the terminology used when referring to dress wear, I'll say something related to the title of the post: "Butterbean"

But seriously folks, here are some of my favorite horror movie quotes, in no particular order except for in the state of Wyoming: (which, of course, isn't a REAL state)

"Tinky Winky loves his ball, he plays with it all the time. He even lets Dipsy play with it..." Well, I find it downright frightening...

"We all go a little mad sometimes"
Norman Bates - "Psycho"

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
Pinhead - "Hellraiser"

"They're coming to get you, Barbara!"
Johnny - "Night of the Living Dead"

"When there's no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the Earth"
Peter - "Dawn of the Dead"

"I'm runnin' this monkey farm now, Frankenstein!! And I want to know just what the fuck you're doing with my time!"
Captain Rhodes - "Day of the Dead"

"I kick ass for the LORD!"
Priest Something-or-Other - "Dead Alive"

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are
more dangerous than virtue"
Ichabod Crane - "Sleepy Hollow"

"Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soul!"
Possessed Henrietta - "Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn"
"Groovy!"
Ash - "Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn"

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart...YA GOT IT?!?"
Ash - "Army of Darkness"

"Wendy...darling! Light of my life! I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!" and "Heeeeere's Johnny!"
Jack Torrance - "The Shining" (Even though I still have a love/hate relationship with this movie, I imagine all true King fans do)

"Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"
Chucky - "Child's Play"

"Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!"
Tiffany - "Bride of Chucky"

"They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Margaret White - "Carrie"

Randy's entire "Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie" speech and "Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!!"
Billy Loomis - "Scream"

The "Jump Rope Song" and "Whatever you do, don't...fall...asleep"
Nancy - "A Nightmare on Elm Street"

"FUCK...YOU...GOD!!!"
Mike Williams - "Blair Witch Project" (The fact that they had the guts to keep that line in the movie and the fact that the MPAA allowed it makes it all the more better)

"You're goin' up to Camp Blood, ain't ya? You'll never come back again! It's got a death curse!"
Crazy Ralph - "Friday the 13th"

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!" (repeat several hundred times)
Father Merrin and Father Karras - "Exorcist"

"Oh, really? Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow"
Herbert West - "Re-Animator"

"I don't know, but it's weird and pissed-off, whatever it is..."
Clark - "The Thing"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sally - "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Basically any and all dialogue recited by Donald Pleasance in "Halloween" and "Halloween 2"...Actually, his dialogue in any of the films pretty damn good, but the movies in and of themselves were bad after two.

"I have to return some videotapes..."
Patrick Bateman - "American Psycho"

Well, that's about it for my little spiel tonight. I'm currently listening to "Sail Away" by Enya and it's actually soothing enough to make me forget that Hillary F'N Clinton is one of the Senators of New York. If anyone else lives in this state, I suggest we pool our money and hire a professional hitman to take out that friggin' bitch. But this part of the message is going to be censored, so I'll make like a tree and get the hell out of here. I have to return some videotapes...

[EViL MiKe]

Oops, silly me, I forgot one...

"Well girls, I got good news and bad news. The good news is, your dates are here..."
"What's the bad news?"
"They're dead"
Badass Grizzled Cop - "Night of the Creeps"

[Mack]

Send more cops! (ROTLD)

[Brock Landers]

These come from the criminally underrated horror masterpiece "NEAR DARK"...starring Lance Henrikson and a smart-ass Bill Paxton...

Caleb Colton: I sure haven't met any girls like you.
Mae: No, you sure haven't.

Severen: Cut the shit. I know you're awake. I can smell it.

Bartender: What do you people want?
Jesse: just a few more minutes of your time. About the same
duration as the rest of your life.

Mae: Listen to the night, it's deafening.

Loy Colton: Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal.
Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no
sir.

Jesse: Let's put it this way: I fought for the South. We lost.

Severen: Hey, Jesse, remember that fire we started in Chicago?

Severen: We keep odd hours.

Severen: Fasten your fuckin' seat belt.

Homer: The name's Homer. H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it... and
I wouldn't... wanna... be you.

[tomit2000]

two you lot have missed

Psycho: "Mother isn't quite herself today"

American Psycho: "Try and get a reservation at Dorsia now you F*****g bastard

[Brock Landers]

Here's my tribute to the wonderfully twisted director David Cronenberg…

- Christopher Walken in "The Dead Zone"…

Johnny Smith: "Bless me"? Do you know what God did for me?
He threw an 18-wheeled truck at me and bounced me into
nowhere for five years! When I woke up, my girl was gone, my job
was gone, my legs are just about useless... Blessed me?! God's
been a real sport to me!

- Jeremy Irons & Genevieve Bujold in "Dead Ringers"…

Eliott: I've often thought that there should be beauty contests for
the _insides_ of bodies.

Beverly Mantle: Pain creates character distortion, it's simply not
necessary.
Claire Niveau: I'm often in a lot of pain.
Beverly Mantle: What kind of pain?
Claire Niveau: I think... psychosexual.

Beverly Mantle: There's nothing the matter with the instrument,
it's the body. The woman's body is all wrong!

- Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly"…

Seth Brundle: I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man
and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake.

Seth Brundle: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly,
perhaps she'll die.

[the night watchman]

Also from "The Fly":

Brundlefly: "I'd like to be the first insect politician ..."

And of course, from "Near Dark":

Severen: "Finger LICKIN' Good!"(ad libbed by Bill Paxton)
and
"Bartender, give me some of your very best watered-down shit."

[Brock Landers]

"House On Haunted Hill"…both versions…

1999 remake:

Watson Pritchett: I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.

Evelyn Stockard-Price: Get off me, you pervert!
Steven H. Price: Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that
to anything with testicles, ever.
Evelyn Stockard-Price: Very funny, Stephen. Have you?

[after Price receives a call from Evelyn]
Channel 3 Reporter: So Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
Steven H. Price: Neither. My wife.

1958 Original:

Lance Schroeder: If I were gonna haunt somebody, this would
certainly be the house I'd do it in.

Frederick Loren: Don't let the ghosts and the ghouls disturb
you, love.
Annabelle Loren: Darling, the only ghoul in the house is you!

Ruth: Who would want to haunt me?
Mr. Loren: I would say any self-respecting male ghost.

Annabelle Loren: My husband is sometimes insane with
jealousy; nothing matters to him!
Lance Schroeder: Would he hurt you?
Annabelle Loren: He would kill me if he could.

Frederick Loren: At last you've got it all, everything I had...
even my life. But you're not going to live to enjoy it!

Frederick Loren: It's a pity you didn't know when you started
your game of murder that I was playing too!

Watson Pritchard: These guns are no good against the dead.
Only the living.

[the night watchman]

Thanks to Stephen King's script, "Creepshow" is full of great lines. But, instead of making this post a transcription of the whole movie, I'll just put down some choice quotes.

Nathan Grantham: "You're all a bunch of dirty vultures, just waiting to get your hands on my money!"
and
"It's Father's Day - and I … got ... my … CAKE!"

Jordy Verrill : "Meteor Shit!"
and
"Maybe I can glue it together in the morning."

Doctor: "Sorry, Mr. Verrill, but those finger have got to come off. This is going to be EXTREMELY painful."

Richard: "Unless you open the door and let me in, something VERY nasty is going to happen to Rebecca. So nasty, that your little mind can barely conceive of it."
and
"Is that you Wentworth? May I remind you, dear boy, I have the gun. I suggest you get out of here. Or I'll shoot ya! Fair warning. Wentworth? I'll shoot ya dead!"
and
"I can hold my breath for a LONG time!"

Professor Stanley: "He wanted to measure the bite marks … I guess he got his chance … I thoroughly guess he did!"

Wilma: "You're hysterical Henry. It's just what I would have expected."
Henry: "No, I don't think you'll be expecting this, Wilma. No, I think this is going to be an entirely new experience."

Henry: "The crate is at the bottom of Ryder's Quarry. I drove out there with the remains to three human beings. Well, two human beings and Wilma."

Upson Pratt: "You did well, George. Go out and fuck somebody. But wear a damn rubber, everyone's got the damn herpes these days."

Mrs. Katsenmeyer: "I just called to tell you what a monster you are, Mr. Pratt, and how I am going to rejoice when you are finally dead."
Pratt: "Lots of people are going to rejoice when I'm dead."

Mr. White: "Mr. Pratt! You there? Talk to me … talk to me. Honkey bastard. What's the matter Mr. Pratt? Bugs got your tongue?"

[Weapon X]

Accidental multiple post...sorry.

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[Weapon X]

HIGHLANDER (1986)

Connor Macleod: There can be only one!

Brenda: What can you tell me about a seven-foot lunatic hacking away with a broadsword at 1 o'clock in the morning, New York City, 1985?
Connor Macleod: ...Not much.

Connor Macleod: You are a liar!
Ramirez: You have the manners of a goat! And you smell like a dung heap! And you've no knowledge whatsoever of you're potential!

Connor Macleod: Help me! I'm drowning!
Ramirez: You can't drown, you fool! You're immortal!

Kurgan: (to a group of nuns) Happy Halloween, ladies!...Nuns...no sense of humor.


ALIENS

Ripley: Get away from her, you BITCH!


THE CROW (1994)

Top Dollar: ARE WE HAVIN' FUN OR WHAT!? You, what's your name? Skank? How do you feel?
Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook!

Eric Draven: Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping on my chamber door...You heard me rapping, right?


END OF DAYS

Satan: You can you defeat me when you are just a man and I am forever?

Kovac: Do you believe in God?
Jericho: Maybe once. Not anymore.
Kovac: What happened?
Jericho: We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live; he thought otherwise.


X-MEN

Wolverine: Woah! It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: ...Okay.


PREDATOR

Dutch: You're one UGLY motherfucker!

Blain: Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff'll make ya into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus! Just like me.

[The Handeman]

my favorite quote comes a horror movie character that was hardly seen on this quote list but its chucky here
this was cutout of Childs play 3

Old Lady (looking at chucky on the floor of the elevator corner "what a disgusting doll"
Old Man "you are quite right"
Chucky "FUCK YOU!" AND STABS HER IN THE LEG WITH A KNIFE

[ELMER]

"I met this six year old child with this blind, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boys eyes was purely and simply evil."

[Brock Landers]

From "Re-Animator"...

Herbert West: Who's going to
believe a talking head? Get a job in
a sideshow.

[Visiting the morgue]
Dan Cain: What if we get caught?
Herbert West: What'll they do?
Embalm us?

[Re-re-animating the dead cat in
the basement]
Herbert West: Don't expect it to
tango; it has a broken back.

Herbert West: I must say, Dr. Hill,
I'm VERY disappointed in you. You
steal the secret of life and death, and
here you are trysting with a
bubble-headed coed. You're not
even a second-rate scientist!

...anywho...any of you guys check out the 2000 flick "Beyond Re-Animator"?

[the night watchman]

Has "Beyond Re-Animator" been released yet? I'd like to see it, but I'm a little nervous about it ... after all, "Bride" wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great either. And Dr. Head ... er, I mean Hill ... won't be making an apperance for sure.

[MxChino]

American Psycho

"Don't just stare at it, eat it!" - Patrick Bateman

[Brock Landers]

From the great deadpan vampire flick "NADJA"...Peter Fonda plays dual roles as Dracula & Dr. Van Helsing...humorous and dark, innovative and one-of-a-kind ...wonderful filmmaking...

Dr. Van Helsing: Face it, Jim.
She's a zombie.

[kOr]

Dead Alive: "Time for some Divine Intervention" - the priest

Army of Darkness: "Come get some" - the one and only Bruce Campbell

[evanfx]

Childs Play 3 at the beginning after he kills the corporate guy "dont fuck with the chuck" and "nothing like a strangulation to get the circulation going" me and my friends love screaming those at one another.

[Brock Landers]

From Abel Ferrara's "The Addiction" starring Christopher Walken & Annabella Sciorra...

Peina: The entire world's a
graveyard, and we, the birds of prey
picking at the bones. That's all we
are. We're the ones who let the
dying know the hour has come.

Peina: I'm not like you. You're
nothing. That's something you ought
not to forget. You're not a person.
You're nothing.

Peina: You can't kill what's dead.
Eternity's a long time. Get used to it.

Kathleen Conklin: Essence is
revealed through praxis. The
philosopher's words, his ideas, his
actions, cannot be separated from
his value, his meaning. That's what
it's all about, isn't it? Our impact on
other egos.

Kathleen Conklin: We drink to
escape the fact we're alcoholics.
Existence is the search for relief
from our habit, and our habit is the
only relief we can find.

[unicorn207]

Anything from the three Scream films is great. One of my favorites is "It's your turn to scream a--h--e." by Syd. Another is "Please Mr. Ghostface, I want to be in the sequel." By Rose McGowen. I love good looking babes. Some of the best Horror scripts ever. Seven also goes on that list. Kevin Spacey as John Doe "So, I took a souvenear,...(Turns head to the camera) Her pretty little head."
I also just realized that Billy Loomis's "We are go a little crazy sometimes." is inspired by Norman's "We all go a little mad sometimes." Thanks.

[A.J. Hakari]

"You play a good game, boy, but the game is over!...Now you DIE."

-The Tall Man

[kerryanne]

Here are some from my favorite sequel The Exorcist III. Brad Dorif did a FANTASTIC acting as the Gemini Killer
*****Might contain a few spoilers for those who havent seen it.***************


Gemini Killer: Well, there I was so awfully dead in that electric chair. I didn't like it. Would you? It's upsetting. There was still so much killing to do, and there I was, in the void, without a body. But then along came - well - my friend. You know. One of them. Those others over there. The cruel ones... the Master. He thought my work should continue. But in this body. This body in particular, in fact. Let's call it revenge. A certain matter of an exorcism, I think, in which your friend Father Karras expelled certain parties from the body of a child. Certain parties were not pleased, to say the least. The very least. And so, my friend, the Master, he devised this petty scheme as a way of getting back, of creating a stumbling block, a scandal, a horror to the eyes of all men seeking faith, using the body of this saintly priest as an instrument of, well, you know - my work. But the main thing is the torment of your friend Father Karras as he watches while I rip and mutilate the innocent, his friends, and again, and again, on and on! He's inside with us! He'll never get away! His pain won't end! [Abruptly calm and composed.] Gracious me. Was I raving? Please forgive me. I'm mad.

Gemini Killer: I still hear from her occassionally, screaming. I think the dead should shut up unless they have something to say.

Gemini Killer: I have dreams of a rose, then falling down a long flight of steps.

Gemini Killer: It's the smiles that keep us going. the bits of giggles and good cheer.

Raving Gemini Killer: Ohhh! You are issuing a clear invitation to the dance!

[Brock Landers]

From Shinya Tsukamoto's "Tetsuo"...

Metals Fetishist: Together, we
can turn this fucking world to rust!

[Hail To The King Baby]

Even though the Evil Dead series have about 400 great lines...

Laurie Strode: "Was THAT the Boogeyman?"

Dr. Sam Loomis: "As a matter of fact, it was."

OR

Dr. Sam Loomis: "Call the police!"

Neighbor: "Is this some kind of a joke? I've been trick or treated to death tonight."

Dr. Sam Loomis: "You don't know what death is."

[Crazy Ol' Loomis]

The top 5 quotes of all horror movies are obvously:
5."Not dead...just very much retired..."
--- Loomis, Halloween 6
4."This is GOD!"
--- Freddy, Nightmare #1
3.Gale:"Jeseus, camera!!"
Kenny:"My Name's not Jesus."
--- Gale & Kenny, Scream
2."We can HEAR you... But we cannot SEE you."
--- Loomis, Halloween 5
1."SPIDWERS!!!"
--- Little girl in bathroom
Halloween H20 (haha)

Oh, and Kerryanne, I believe the line was "IT WAS the boogeyman" Not "WAS IT the boogeyman"... it's film descussion, right?

[kerryanne]

I double checked with the imdb, and the quote is correct. I will watch it again this weekend to make sure, but I'm 99.9% sure it's right. Anybody else know if it's correct or not?
Laurie Strode: Was that the boogeyman?
Dr. Loomis: As a matter of fact it was.

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[the night watchman]

Jamie Lee Curtis does kind of slur the first part of that sentence together (she's afraid - ACTING!), but I always thought she said "It was the boogeyman."

In the novelization by Curtis Richards the line goes like this: "It was the boogeyman, wasn't it?" The first "was" is in italics.

[Tristan]

Childs Play 3

Chucky hiding behind desk. Army general walks in and chucky jumps out wielding a carving knife roaring AHHHH!!!!!(as u do) and low and behold the general has a heart-attack from the fright and drops dead, Chucky stands over his dead body and with look of bewilderment says

"What the Fuck ?"

Priceless has u in stiches every time !

[Crazy Ol' Loomis]

The quotes on IMDb are user made. They don't know if it's wrong or right. Everybody say "Was it that boogeyman" but.....
I check everytime Halloween is on TV and turn on subtitles on. Everytime..."It WAS the boogeyman" is right. Crazy Ol' Loomis rests his case!!!

[Crazy Ol' Loomis]

Well... IMDb users post those quotes. They are unreliable. Everyone thinks that it is "Was that the boogyman". I'm afraid the .1% is kicking in for you. I am 100% posotive that "It was the Boogeyman" is right. Everytime Halloween is on TV, I turn on the subtitles and everytime it is "It WAS the boogeyman". Don't mean to cut you down but...

[kerryanne]

Your not cutting me down, it's an "ify" quote. If it is incorrect then I will say sorry, my bad. It's really no big deal. But I have asked some of the other schmoes,(in chatroom) and they said it was correct. So if it's wrong, then I will retract and place the correct quote there, but there is room for mistakes ya know, it's a debatable quote. /ubb/smile.gif
FYI: I have checked some websites and looked at the scripts on two websites, on one it has the IT WAS quote, and one it has the WAS THAT quote.

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[Raw Chili]

"Send more......paramedics" - Retrun of the Living Dead
"I SHOT HIM 6 TIMES!!!!!" - Halloween 2. There are millions more that I like but i've always enjoyed those 2.

[jackson13]

To Correct Tristan on the "Childs Play 3" quote. When Chucky causes the army man to die of a heart-attack and he crashes through the display case, Chucky utters "You gotta be fucking kidding me". Close, but no cigar Tristan. Also, I would like to include my Fav quote which is from the movie 'Tremors'
Earl Basset: "Stupid sumbitch, knocked itself cold."
Val: "Cold my ass, hes dead".
Val: "We killed it. We killed it. FUCK YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

[Monsterman03]

Sure I could have stayed in the past, could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the King baby. -Bruce Cambell

Psychos do not explode when sun light hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are. -George Clooney "From Dusk Till Dawn"

[Jezka]

"I never drink...wine."--Bram Stoker's Dracula

"Mother! I've turned the cooling units back on!" "Self-destruct in T-minus five minutes." "YOU BITCH!"--Alien

[The Texas Chainsaw Master]

"Send more cops" Hey, zombies need to eat.

[killtheearth]

There's gotta be quite a few, but off the top of my shaven head-

"You're the one who's got me out here chasing your galloping cadavers!"- The Gates of Hell/City of the Living Dead

"But trick us again, child, and your suffering will be legendary... even in Hell."- Hellraiser II: Hellbound

"What's that... a drill! What are ya, some kinda fix-it man or something?"- Driller Killer

[Tony_Rockyhorror]

Seth Gecko: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob Fuller: He's my son.
Seth Gecko: Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Jacob Fuller: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth Gecko: Oh, well pardon me all to hell.
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Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.

All from Dusk Till Dawn

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Casey Becker: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.

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Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
Billy Loomis: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.
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Sidney Prescott: But this is NOT a movie.
Billy Loomis: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie.

Billy Loomis: Life is like a movie. You can pick your genre.

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Randy Meeks: I never thought i'd be so happy to be a virgin!

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Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting.

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Randy Meeks: It's the millennium, motives are incidental.

[SnowGhost]

"I'm having an old friend for dinner..." -Silence of the Lambs

"You're a long way from (some city) constible..." -Sleepy Hollow

"We are the weirdos." -The Craft

"He used sissors asshole" -I Know What You Did Last Summer

"Movies don't create psycos, movies make psycos more creative!" -Scream

[JC]

From Dusk Till Dawn

Cheech Marin at the end.

"What were they Psychos?"

George Clooney replies...

"Did they look like Psychos? Pyschos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

Class movie.

[Crazy Ol' Loomis]

Kerryanne, I have it. I actually pitty myself and everyone else for not getting it. Listen closely. The end of Halloween, the is "It was the boogeyman", and that for sure. But here's the trick, Halloween 2, they had to remake the end. Listen to Jamie Lee and she obviously says "Was that the Boogeyman" Those people couldn't use the original ending, and in the remake prosess mess up a line. It is finally settled...

[Venom127]

Here are my favorites. Forgive me if they're not word-for-word.
1) "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining)
2) "Hello, Sydney." (Scream)
3) "We all go a little mad sometimes." (Psycho, Scream)
4) "I spent seven years trying to reach him, and another eight trying to keep him locked up. Because I realized that what was behind those eyes was simply, and purely evil." (Halloween)

[Brock Landers]

This is just a quote I liked from the horror author/director Clive Barker...

"We fear death and dismemberment, we fear pain, insanity and loss, we even fear sexuality, and it's only by addressing these fears that we avoid living in a state of constant trepidation. Horror can speak of such things in a way that a more realistic or naturalistic genre can't.

Horror is a leap of faith and imagination in a world where the subconscious holds dominion; a call to enter a territory where no image or act is so damnable it cannot be explored, kissed and courted; finally embraced..."

[kerryanne]

That is a kick ass quote Brock....very cool.

[PanicTicks]

Clint Howard in Ticks:

"I'M INFESTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!"

[Brock Landers]

KerryAnne...ya know, it just makes good sense...and it gives me a reason to watch horror...

here's a couple more from horrors' greatest minds...

David Cronenberg: "The truth is that the fears of childhood and the fears of adulthood are basically the same at bottom. It's just that your perceptions of them change as you get older."

Stephen King: "The horror film in general and the vampire film in particular confirms the feeling. Yes, it says; sex is scary; sex is dangerous. And I can prove it to you right here and now. Siddown, kid. Grab your popcorn. I want to tell you a story..."

[Song Shihan]

Evil Dead 2:
Demon:We'll swallow your soul, swallow your soul
Ash:Swallow this! (shotgun to the face-ouch)

[Brock Landers]

One of many favorites:

"In an instant I dragged him to the floor, and pulled the heavy bed over him. I then smiled gaily, to find the deed so far done. But, for many minutes, the heart beat on with a muffled sound. This, however, did not vex me; it would not be heard through the wall. At length it ceased. The old man was dead. I removed the bed and examined the corpse. Yes, he was stone, stone dead. I placed my hand upon the heart and held it there many minutes. There was no pulsation. He was stone dead. His eye would trouble me no more."

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[Prairiedogking]

DEAD-ALIVE
"I kick ass for the lord!"

RETURN OF THE ALIEN'S DEADLY SPAWN
"It looks like it's gonna be a baaaaaad day"

DRACULA2000
"I don't drink....coffee"

EVIL DEAD 2
"He's gone blood simple"

ARMY OF DARKNESS
"This....is my boom stick!"

THEY LIVE
I've come to kiss ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum"

every single horror movie (or possibly any movie)
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[Dominick]

"If you wanna beat the shit out of Alex everytime u see him, the u can just drop fucking dead!" (Splat)

Final Destination

[Dominick]

Tiffany:Are u wearing a rubber
Chucky: Look at me, Im all rubber!

"Rude fucking doll"-Bride of Chucky

[slacker]

Blade "some mother fuckers always trying to iceskate uphill"
this quote was great, plus it came after one of the coolest death scenes.
Any thing that Ash says is a great quote. But the best one is "good, bad, I'm the one with the gun."

[Hans, wihout Franz]

There are so many so I'll get to a few people didn't touch on:
"Nightmare on Elm Street":
Tina:"Please, God."
Freddy /ubb/frown.gifholding up his knife-glove)"This is God."
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
(Leatherface is standing over Sally at the dinner table)
Hitchhiker /ubb/frown.gifTo Leatherface) "You like this face?"
"Legend of the Hell House"
Scientist' Wife(can't remember her name):"What did he do to make this house so evil?"
Fisher:"Drug addiction, alcholism, sadism, beastiality, mutalation, murder,vampireism, cannibalism, not to mention a gammit of sexual goodies. Shall I go on?"
"Tenebre"
Peter Neal: "When you have eleminated the impossible. Whatever remains no matter how improbible. Must be the truth."
"Suspiria"(I won't describe the scene for people who didn't see it)
"You want to kill me. you want to kill Helana Marcos,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(best laugh in a horror movie I ever heard).
You wanted to kill me you wanted to kill me. Hell is though that door you're going to meet death now. The living dead."(the door opens)that was the Best scene Argento ever did.

[Femme_Fatale]

She is a carpenters dream- flat as a board and in need of a screw! (Judy, Nightmare Vacation)

you are a man of good ... taste. (dracula- Bram Stokers)

both made me chuckle a lot!!!!!

[Bearazz]

My favorite quote is from SCREAM 3:
Gale: What did he say?
Sidney: You know..what's up? How ya doing? How do you wanna die?

Love that one...there were so many from that particular one, but that one always sticks out.
Also...
Gale: Is her phone number stored in your memory?
Dewey /ubb/frown.gifLooking up)
Gale: PHONE memory!

Pretty damn witty.

[!MorganOnyx!]

Demon and his girlfriend in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5.
Girlfriend - "Ooh baby!Hey baby!Hey baby!Ooh baby!
Demon - "Ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh baby!"
I piss myself every time.That Michael Jackson wannabe!

[!MorganOnyx!]

Adam J. Hakari
Good choice man! That quote rocks!Phanatsm is amazing!Another good Phanatsm one is from part 3 -lord of the dead. Reggie tells that kid when hes held up against the wall by all those spheres "Run!Get out of here!It's over!" And the door slams open, the tallman standing there and says "It's never over!"

[kerryanne]

Crazy Loomis....sorry this is coming so late, but you are absolutly right about the Halloween quote. I finally watched it again this weekend...so sorry..and you were right. Your were right about that 1%. /ubb/smile.gif

[Brock Landers]

From "The Tomb Of Ligeau"...

"Man doth not yield to the angels, nor unto death utterly, save only through the weakness of his feeble will"

...it refers to the fact that we can defeat death and remain as the living dead through the strength of our wills...Brock

[Danzig Misfit]

See, here we go;
"Oh Kirsty, take your time, we have eternity to taste your flesh."- Pin Head HELLBOUND HELLRAISER II

"Gentlemen, you know nothing of pain. Look at me, look at my face, I AM PAIN!"- Pin Head HELLRAISER BLOODLINE

"Swan, I have so much power to give to you. All you gotta' do is beg."- Nix Lord Of Illusions

"Have you ever watched a man die? If you look closely enough, in one small instant, you may see the spirit escaping the body, and if you're quick enough, sometimes you can catch it."- Butterfield Lord Of Illusions

"Give me some sugar, baby"- Ash Army Of Darkness

"What's wrong, Joey? Feeling a little tongue tied?"- Freddie Krueger A Nightmare On Elm Street 3; The Dream Warriors

"You don't know what you are messing with. How come my reports weren't there? A court appointed psychiatrist sits with him a few minutes a day. I was with him for a few hours every day!" (Loomis)
"Dr. Loomis, the boy is a catatonic" (Dr. at bench)
"This catatonia is a self conscience act, he's waiting for something." (Loomis)
"Sigh . . . Waiting for what?" (Doctor on bench)
Pause "I don't know." (Loomis)Halloween: The Criterion Cut

"You've fooled them all, haven't you Michael?"
Pause, staring at a child Michael Myers, staring out a window at nothing.
"Well, you haven't fooled me!"- Dr. Loomis Halloween:The Criterion Cut

"Do you see this? I remember this day every day, for the rest of my life! I don't ever want to have anybody go through that night again." (Loomis)
"I still think that you're the one who needs professional help."(Other Doctor) Halloween 4:The Return Of Michael Myers

"What's wrong, my child?"(Priest)
"I opened the box, but the demons came, and now they're after me, but they wont go away, and they killed every one."(Joey)
"My child, calm down. There are no such things as demons, they are only metaphors. It was just your imagination."(Priest)
Church doors open and Pin Head stands in the archway looking really pissed off.
"Oh yeah? Well what the Fuck is that?" (Joey) HELLRAISER III:HELL ON EARTH

Groovy lines, yes?

[AntonioDelLago]

THE BEST HORROR MOVIE QUOTES

"We all go a little mad sometimes." (Anthony Perkins in PSYCHO).

"Heeeere's Johnny!" (Jack Nicholson in THE SHINING).

"It was the Bogeyman!"
"As a matter of fact, it was."
(Jamie Lee Curtis and Donald Pleasence in HALLOWEEN).


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[ravingbull]

The funniest is from Scream by Sidney Prescott: "What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting."

Also from Scream by Tatum: "Listen, you can only hear that Richard Gere/gerbil story so many times before you start to believe it's true." (not sure if I've quoted that correctly.)

And my all-time favorite: "IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE" (Frankenstein)

...can't beat the classics.


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[daddiefatsacks]

Well, Even though the movie sucked, I'll take a quote from Valentine, a crazy and hilarious scene involving some messed up dude trying on panties While the Killer is there.

Messed up Dude: (trying on panties, notices the killer with an iron) "Hey Brother, I'm not well!"

[AntonioDelLago]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat!"
Roy Scheider in JAWS

[Brock Landers]

...From "The Curse Of Michael Myers"...

[Opening narration]
Tommy Doyle: When Michael
Myers was six years old, he stabbed
hs sister to death. He was locked up
for years in Smith's Grove Sanitarium,
but he escaped. Soon after,
Halloween became another word for
mayhem! One by one, he killed his
entire family, until his nine-year-old
niece, Jamie Lloyd, was the only one
left alive. Six years ago -- Halloween
night -- Michael and Jamie vanished.
Most people believed them dead but I
believe someone hid them away.
Someone who keeps Michael,
protects him... tries to control him. If
there's one thing I know, you can't
control evil. You can lock it up, burn
it, and bury it, and pray that it dies,
but it never will. It just... rests awhile.
You can lock your doors, and say
your prayers, but the evil is out
there... waiting. And maybe, just
maybe... it's closer than you think!

[Skaboy18]

"Lucky me, I got a chunky bit!"-Bad Taste

"What the fuck?"-Micheal-Phantasm

"Yo, she-bitch, lets go"-Army Of Darkness

[Gore 4 All]

"I've got no time for the living" Cemetery Man (Great but overlooked movie)

"I kick ass for the Lord" Braindead/Dead Alive

"Redrum Redrum" Danny Torrance in The Shining

[Razorblade Smile]

*copying mine from my previous thread*

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." (Army of Darkness)

"Dracula's a faggot!" (Werewolf)

"Did they look like psychos to you? They were vampires. Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." (From Dusk Till Dawn)

"Pain and pleasure. Indivisible." (Hellraiser II)

"Wendy, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em right the fuck in Wendy." (Shining)

"Oh you wussy!" (Needful Things)

"Oh you are SO invited to the dance." (Exorcist III)

"Oh you're so cool Brewster." (Fright Night)

[Zing!]

"Toooootally!"

- Linda (P.J. Soles) from the 1978 slasher classic: "Halloween."

[robk]

Some of my favorites include:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
-Roy Scheider(Jaws)
"We all go a little mad sometimes"
-Anthony Perkins(Psycho)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans & a nice chianti[slurping noise]."
-Sir Anthony Hopkins(The Silence of the Lambs)
"We have such sights to show you!"
-Doug Bradley(Hellraiser)
"They're coming to get you, Barbara!"
-Russell Steiner(Night of the Living Dead)
"I can't prove you murdered him, but I can stop you using his brain."
"Why? He has no further use for it!"
-Robert Urqhert(sp?) & Peter Cushing(The Curse of Frankenstein)
"We belong dead!"
-Boris Karloff(The Bride of Frankenstein)
"I never drink wine!"
-Bela Lugosi(Dracula)
"I'll send you a copy. BAM! B!tch went down!"
-Rose McGowan(Scream)
"Do you remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?"
-Vincent Price(The House on Haunted Hill)

That's all I can think of right now!

[Dark_One79]

"Groovy"
-Ash

Razorblade Smile... Like you, I'm a huge fan of the From Dusk till Dawn "psychos" quote. I say that shit all the time with my friends.

[Absoulut]

I can't believe no one put the best quote of all time, spoken by the best actor of all time, in a voice that sends chills up and down your spine.

"A cenus taker once tried to test me... I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chiante... ufh ufh ufh" -

*Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs

[Razorblade Smile]

Actually Robk has it. Two posts up.

[Romero&Juliet]

how about in Sleepaway Camp(2..or..3..Icant remember) the "shit Sisters'" song:
"I'm a happy camper, I like to drink and fu*k....."

[Romero&Juliet]

hehehehh...or Julian Sands in Warlock, armageddon: (running over a hare)"ahhh, the wild west."

[James_Sully_Sullivan]

"What is eternal cannot die, but, if it works as a consolation prize, alex...THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!"
-The Djinn (Wishmaster, of course)

I simply pissed off laughing.

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[Code_Red]

"Your mother ate my dog"- Paquita
"Not all of it"- Lionel

"Party's over"- Lionel
Braindead (Dead Alive)

[teenkiller]

Best line ever is definitley "Welcome to Prime Time Bitch!" by Freddy Krueger. GOoD JOURNEY fellow schmoes.

[teenkiller]

In Nightmare 4 after Freddy sucked the life out of Sheila while shes takin her test he holds her limp body and says "You flunked." That was hilarious. GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Razorblade Smile]

The mini-series Rose Red sucked total ass. But it did manage to eschew this little gem of a quote.

The para-psychologist speaking to the owner of the Haunted House.

Joyce: Why do you hate this house so much?

Steve: It EATS my family! Why do you think I hate it?

[Michael_myers]

My Favorite:
Chucky: Go ahead and Shoot, I'll be back, I always come back, but dieing is such a bitch! Bride of Chucky

Loomis:That boy was realy and truly eeeeevil. HalloweeN

Chucky: come on Andy, I promise I won't kill anyone else, now open the goddamn door! Open up you little dick!- child's play 2

Judd Crandall: sometimes dead is better- pet semetary

Marion: Thank you Mr. Bates,
Norman: Norman, Norman Bates- Psycho

[goose]

the lost boys

David: My blood is in your viens.

Micheal: So is mine.

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Code_Red:
"Your mother ate my dog"- Paquita
"Not all of it"- Lionel

"Party's over"- Lionel
Braindead (Dead Alive)</font>

I completely forgot about that!! That was one of my favorite parts in the movie!
Dead Alive kicks ass!!

[Andrew Tom]

Hellraiser: Jesus wept.

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein:
The Creature: What kind of people is it in which I am comprised? Good people? Bad people?
Victor: Materials. Nothing more.
The Creature: You're wrong. [Picks up recorder] Did you know I knew how to play this? From which part of me did this knowledge reside? From this mind? From these hands? From this heart? And reading and speaking. Not so much things learned as things remembered
Victor: Slight trace waves in the brain perhaps.
The Creature: Did you ever consider the consequences of your actions? You made me, and you left me to die. Who am I?
Victor: You? I don't know
The Creature: And you think that I am evil.

Pet Sematary:
Sometimes dead is better.

[gorysnoopy]

"welcome to fright night......for real"
-jerry dandridge

[teenkiller]

This is quite possibly the best quote ever. I'm gonna give you guys the whole conversation:

"Sister? Hello? Sister?"

"This is where it began..."

"This wing has been closed for years... What was this place?"

"Purgatory... fashioned by the hands of men. Twisted lonely souls. The worst of the criminally insane... were locked up in here like animals."

"This whole facility was shut down in the forties wasn't it? Some sort of scandal?"

"A young girl on the staff was accidentally locked in here over the holidays. The inmates kept her hidden for days. She was raped... hundreds of times. When they found her she was barely alive... and with child. That girl was Amanda Krueger. Her child..."

"Freddy..."

"the bastard son of a hundred maniacs. Some say he was murdered... no body was ever found."

"You said something before... about laying him to rest."

"You must find the remains and bury him in hallowed ground."

"Hallowed ground? Sister!"

"If your only faith is science doctor... it may be YOU thats laid to rest."

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Draven2277]

" Wendy....i'm NOT going to hurt you...i'm just gonna bash your brains in..I'm gonna bash them right...the fuck...in."
Jack Torrance - Stanley Kubrick's The Shining

LMAO that makes me piss my pants every time i see it. God Bless Jack Nicholson.

[Draven2277]

" Ma'am...i'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

Ash - Housewares. LOL funny shite.

[Wwl66]

"It's never..OVER!!" The Tallman Phantasm 3.

[MotorizedInstinct]

"We all float down here Georgie... We all float" &lt;aww shit now i'm gonna have nightmares tonight!, damn&gt;

[Creeper_Reaper]

From A Nightmare on Elm Street: How Sweet! Fresh Meat! Said by M.r. Krueger himself

[MotorizedInstinct]

"Don't cry. Tears are a waste of good suffering"
-Pinhead

[Michael_myers]

great quotes are in:

Scream:
Killer- who was the killer in Friday the 13th?
KC- Jason,
Killer- 'fraid not
KC- I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!

[psycho path]

Amityville 2:The possession

"Let it by me my god!"

If youve seen The Exorcist,youll know what i mean...LOL

[psycho path]

Amityville 2:The possession

"Let it be me my god!"

If youve seen The Exorcist,youll know what i mean...LOL

[psycho path]

Double post...

[Draven2277]

"This....is my BOOM STICK!"

Ash, Army of Darkness

[MotorizedInstinct]

"Words of wisdom. Drop thats zero and get the hero"- Vinilla Ice
&lt;Cool as Ice was definately a horror movie!&gt;

"God works in mysterious ways"- John Doe &lt;Se7en&gt;

Scared Girl: "What's that noise?
Macho Boyfriend: "Oh' it's nothing, but i'll go check it out."
WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
&lt;Every slasher movie&gt;

[raphroehler]

Basically anything Ash from the Evil Dead series says.
I too am a big fan of the "Psychos" quote in From Dusk till Dawn. Makes me laugh everytime.
Then there's the last two lines in John Carpenter's the Thing:
"So, what do we do?"
"How 'bout we sit here for a while, see what happens."
Just a neat way to end a movie, in my opinion.

[freddy666]

ANOES 3:

Freddy: Ahh Wil, you look tired, have a seat!
Wil: No thanks, I am fine the way I am.
Freddy: For now maybe, but when you wake up, Its back in the saddle...Again.

[teenkiller]

Hey Freddy666 how bout this one:
"Its back... in the saddle... again"
Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[teenkiller]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by teenkiller:
Hey Freddy666:
"Its back... in the saddle... again"
I LOVE that quote.
Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.</font>

[SykkBoy]

"Misery comes in lots of different forms. It's all miserable." -- Drew, Bloody Murder

(singing) "1...2...3...Green is the color of spring in the springtime, but it's brown in the autumn months..." -- Wayne Phillips, Samson vs. The Supreme Dictator From Outer Space

"Let us speak the earth language...English!" -- The Supreme Dictator, Samson vs. The Supreme Dictator From Outer Space

"Suck my spinning steel shithead" -- Derek, Bad Taste

"Eat my fuck! Rose McGowan, The Doom Generation

"That would be much too vulgar a display of strenght, Karras" -- Regan, The Exorcist

"Your mother's in here...care to leave a message?" -- Regan, The Exorcist

"Your mother sews socks that smell" - Saturday Night Live Exorcits parody with Richard Pryor and Loraine Newman

[El Intruder]

I love most of the already mentioned quotes, so why mention them again? I'll just add some of my other favorite ones I still haven't seen:

J.D- "She was standing. I shot her five times. How could she be standing"?
Rain- "Bitch ain't standing now." (Resident Evil)

Janessa- "Okay, now basically, we die." (Jasox X)

Janessa- "This sucks on so many levels!" (Jason X)

Brody- "Smile, you son of a bitch." (Jaws)

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you can't get to it." (Blood Beach tagline)

Nada- "Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat." (They Live)

[stevereno]

"in case you havent been keeping tract of currect events,we just got are asses kicked pal" -HUDSON

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Spider-Man]

0"Fuck Martha Stwart! Martha Stwart can kiss my little shinny plastic ass! (Bride of Chucky)
0"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?" (Hellraiser)
0"What is eternal can't die, but if it works as a consolation prize, Alex...That hurt like hell!!" (Wishmaster)
0"You're all doomed!" (Friday the 13th)
0"Halloween...'Boo'..are you gettin' this?...ghosts!" (Thir13en Ghosts)
0"Welcome to prime time, bitch!" (ANOES III)
0"Am I to understand this is not something you wish to see?...very well"(Wishmaster)

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[SykkBoy]

"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters." - Farmer Vincent, Motel Hell

[JonPulliam]

The "rules" of surviving a horror movie in Scream

[tvmorbid]

My fave horror quote is "Heeeeeeeeres Johny!!!"

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[Nekroman]

A couple obvious ones from TCM

"Look what your brother did to the door!"

"Oh! I thought YOU was in a hurry!"

[MotorizedInstinct]

"The book was bound in human flesh and inked in human blood"

[thingsgoinon]

Psycho II:

Norman: "I'm getting....confused..again"

Dawn of the Dead:

Priest: "When the dead walk senores, we must stop the killing , or lose the war"

The Omen:

Father Brennan: "When the Jews return to Zion / And a comet fills the sky / And the Holy Roman Empire rises, / Then You and I must die. / From the eternal sea he rises, / Creating armies on either shore, / Turning man against hIs brother / 'Til man exists no more."

Day of the Dead:

John: "That's the trouble with the world, Sarah darlin'. People got different ideas concernin' what they want out of life."

Night of the Livin Dead 90 :

Barbera: "We're them, their us"


Not to mention the hundred or more cool ones everyone else has mentioned http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Lady Summerisle]

This is from a little movie called THE DARK BACKWARD:

"I can't love a man with three arms!" -Rosarita (Lara Flynn Boyle)

"Rocks chosen warriors will rule the apocalypse." -TRICK OR TREAT

[Horror_chick]

"They were psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I dont give a fuck how crazy they are"
As we all know-George Clooney in FDTD

"Swallow your soul! Swallow your soul!"
"Swallow this!" Boom!
Demon and Ash-Evil Dead 2

[asyouwish530]

"Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus God damn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!"

Axel the morgue attendant in F13 The Final Chapter in a very alarmed tone of voice after a supposedly dead Jason's arm falls from underneath the sheet on the gurney and lands upon the horny nurse's bottom, frightening her and concluding their makeout session (I think I already posted this a few months ago...) *sigh*

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[Andrew Tom]

I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet.

"Why don't we just wait here for a while... see what happens."-The Thing(1982)

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SykkBoy:
"Eat my fuck! Rose McGowan, The Doom Generation</font>

GREAT CALL!!
Besides Clueless, this is THE most quotable movie EVER!.

My favorite quote from the movie is:

"THAT BITCH. I'm gonna find her. and I'm gonna kill her."
~Parker Posey.

lol, or:

"if I dont find my skull lighter I'm gonna slit my fucking wrists."
~Rose McGowan

[stevenscotland]

ur gonna need a bigger boat from jaws.have u ever had a conversation with a corpse?its BORING from werewolf in london

[RogueSpear]

I loved just about every line that Bruce Campbell said in Army of Darkness...

Ash: Shop smart, shop S-mart!

Ash: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Ash: Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

[APzombie]

Patrick Bateman (To bartender) "Your a fuc&ing ugly bitch. I' gonna stab you to death and play around with your blood." (Then Patrick takes his change, winks at her and leaves with his drink)- AMERICAN PSYCHO

[spanish]

we are gonna need a bigger boat!!!

Jaws

[tvmorbid]

I think we're gonna need a bigger friggin page!

[Brain Gremlin]

Here's soon cool quotes.

Jack Frost:
Guy: Who's there?
Jack Frost: It sure aint fuckin frosty!

Guy: Who are you?
Jack Frost: World Most pissed off snowcone.

Jack: Okay, 5 inning, 4 dead, here the wind up and the pitch.
(Throw ice threw a guys head.

Child's Play movies:

Chucky: Don't fuck with the Chuck

Chucky: Andy no! Were friends to the end remember?
Andy: This is the end friend.

Chucky: You know what they say, you can't keep a good guy down.

Chucky: It isn't size that counts asshole it's what you do with it.

Chucky: I'll be back, I always come back! But dying is such a bitch.

Chukcy: (While dangling Phil with the crowbar on the stairs) Hows it hangin Phil?

[APzombie]

Patrick Bateman

"I have to return some video tapes"

-American Pshcyo

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[MotorizedInstinct]

"How about getting a fucking reservation at Dorsia's now you stupid BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-American Psycho

[mr_gamecube]

"is this Clarice?, well hello Clarice" - Hannibal
"It's not my blood Julie"- I Still Know what you did last summer

can't think of any others at the time

[Odd Emu]

" Your torture will be famous even in hell. " - Pinhead

[izombie]

"There is no spoon" - Dog Soldiers - reference to The Matrix.

[thingsgoinon]

This one's kind of basic, but in a time of "clever" one liners that were invading movies and movie endings, I thought this simple little one was cool :

"Yeah, Fuck You too!" : McReady in The Thing

[heretic]

that thing lector dose
Hes not a man: halloween
No runnig in the hallways: NOES
This is god: NOES
Welcome to prime time bitch: NOES3
I kick ass for the lord: braindead
The story goes the big rats raped all the little tree monkeys : braindead

[LamentConfiguration]

I am the quote master to end all quote masters!!!

Child's Play:

"Don't Fuck With The Chuck"

"How's it hangin Phil?"

"You stupid bitch, ya filthy slut!! I'll teach you to fuck with me!!"

"Eat dirt Tommy!"

"Hug this!"

"It's not the size that counts asshole, it's what you do with it!"

"I am anatomically correct ya know."

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Chucky: "John. Over Here. Hiiiii. The grigri work? Ya know when I came here learnin all that stuff about how to cheat death, I thought you were yankin my chain. But not now, eh eh, not now. Only one problem."

John: "What's that?"

Chucky: "This. I didn't think anybody could hurt me. But last night I got shot, and ya know somethin? It hurt. It hurt like a son of a bitch, it even bled! Now why is that John?"

John: "You're turning human"

Chucky: "What?"

John: "The more time you spend in that body, the more human you become."

Chucky: "No fucking way! You got me into this you get me out!"

John: "I can't do that Chucky."

Chucky: "Why not?"

John: "Because you're an abomination! An outrage against nature! You've perverted everything I've taught you, and used it for evil! And you have to be stopped!"
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Hellraiser:

"I am pain!"

"Maybe, maybe..."

"We'll tear your soul apart!"

"Your torture will be legendary, even in Hell"

"Someone else that you think has escaped us, like Frank?"

"Time to play..."

"We have such sites to show you"

My fave Hellraiser quote bc it's just funny: "You set me up... bitch"

"Come to daddy Kirsty"

"We had to hear it from your own lips"

"Demons to some, Angels to others"

"It's just a puzzle box!"
"Ohhh no, it is a means to summon us"
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Friday the 13th:

"Jason fuckin' Voorhees that's what's goin on!"

"Come on ya pusssy"

"Shhh shhh shhh shhh uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh"
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Wishmaster:

"As you wish"
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Leprechun (he's gay but I couldn't resist):

"Just for that trick, I'll cut off your dick!"
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More to come

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[mOvIEgrL63]

sleepy hollow (my fav horror movie):

Ichabod Crane: How often do I have to tell you? There is no horseman, never was a horseman, and never will be a horseman!
Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman!
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one... headless!

Gabriel: I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is never understanding why.
Gabriel: Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe ------quotes from The Prophecy

batman returns-Selina Kyle: I don't like normal men, they always let you down. The sick ones don't scare me, at least they're committed.
Johnny Smith: "Bless me"? Do you know what God did for me? He threw an 18-wheeled truck at me and bounced me into nowhere for five years! When I woke up, my girl was gone, my job was gone, my legs are just about useless... Blessed me?! God's been a real sport to me!

[bowieee]

(Athens, Greece, 410 BC)
(Billy is sitting by the booth playing with a Nerf ball. Bill and Ted go over to where an older man is giving a speech. They watch him from a distance.)
Bill: Socrates. Hey, we know that name.
Ted: Yeah. Hey, look him up. (Bill takes out a book) Oh, it's under So-crates.
Bill: Oh yeah. So-crates: The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
Ted: (thinks) That's us, dude!
Bill: Oh yeah. Let's bag him.
(They walk over to where Socrates is giving his lesson.)
Socrates: (in Greek) So you see, our lives are but specks of dust falling through the fingers of time.
(Bill and Ted walk up and Socrates stops talking to look at them.)
Bill: How's it going? I'm Bill, this is Ted. We're from the future.
Socrates: Socrates…hmmm.
Ted: Now what?
Bill: I dunno, philosophize with him.
Ted: All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
(Socrates obviously doesn't understand.
Bill: (picks up some dirt out of a pan) Dust. (makes a motion with his hand to mean wind) Wind.
Ted: (points at Socrates) Dude.
Socrates: (in Greek) Yes, like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. (laughs)
Bill: Let's get out of here, dude.
(They walk off with Socrates laughing.)

[horror junkie]

Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

-Kyle Reese in The Terminator

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Brock Landers
These ones come from Tim Burton's great adaptation of the legend of the headless horseman..."Sleepy Hollow":

Ichabod Crane: Villiany wears many masks, none of which are
more dangerous than virtue.

Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom... and
yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked?
Constable Ichabod Crane: No... but perhaps there is a little bit of
witch in you, Katrina.
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that?
Constable Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me. lol, that0s the cheesiest pick up line ive heard.

[sarah1980]

We all go alittle mad sometimes-Psycho
Well,a boy's best firend is his mother-Psycho
Broke into the wrong god damn rec room didn't you you bastard?-Tremors
You gotta be fucking kidding-The Thing
Victims,aren't we all-The Crow
This is god-ANOES
They've got guns!So what?(BANG)FUCK!!!-Critters
Hail to the king baby-Army Of Darkness
You're gonna need a bigger boat-Jaws
Your all gonna die down here-Resident Evil
Come out Come out wherever you are-Queen Of The Damned

[Masterbrain]

"Dracula" 1931. (and almost in every Dracula movie since then)

"Aaah... Listen to them. The children of the night... What sweet music they make..."


"Braindead aka Dead Alive"

Kung Fu Priest: "I kick ass for the Lord!"

[Cabrini Green]

A great line comes in Lieberman’s Squirm delivered by one of the locals sitting in the café:

”That storm was the worst we’ve seen since I was knee high to a duck.”

[belial1134]

I actually watched Squirm about a month ago and had to rewind that scene 3 times just to make sure I heard it correctly. It isn't so much the line as it was the way the guy said it too...least that's the impression I'm remembering :)
-Belial.

[ERIN_LoJ]

Here's my favorites not mentioned (besides the dracula quote):


"Human dreams... such fertile ground for the seeds of torment."

- Pinhead

"I was born to murder the world" - Lord of Illusions

They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What's blood for, if not for shedding? - Candyman

" Listen to them. The children of the night... What sweet music they make..." - Dracula


"What interests me is the fear experienced by a person alone in their room. It is then that everything around him starts to move menacingly, and we realize that the only true ‘monsters’ are the ones we carry in ourselves."
- Mario Bava -

"The good ones are those content to dream what the Wicked actually practice"

PLATO - quoted in the beginning of The Blood Splattered Bride

"There is no real me, only an entity. And though I may hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours; and you might even sense that our lives are promptly comperable. I simply.....am not.....there" ~Patrick Bateman--


Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die. - The Crow

Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse. - Event Horizon

I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of. - IT

I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. - American Psycho

[Tagia_Romero]

Jerry Dandrige-"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY?"
*Fright Night*

Jerry Dandrige- "You gotta have FAITH for that to work on me."
*Fright Night*

Hudson- "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez- "No. Have you?"
*Aliens*

Professor Griffin- "We'll start with a few murders. Railway men, the homeless and move from there... just to show that we make no distinction."
*The Invisible Man*

Satan- "They say that you can see the future... then you should be able to see what I am going to do to you."
*End of Days*

R.J Macready- "YEAH FUCK YOU TOO!"
*The Thing*

Patrick Bateman- "Did you know that I'm utterly insane?"
*American Psycho*