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michael_myers_woman
08-08-2002, 08:06 PM
Ok. If these two guy would ever met and brawled who you think would win Dutch (Arnold) or Ash (Bruce)?

I think that Bruce would win cause he is just too bad. Arnold may have the muscles but Bruce has the chainsaw.
Toxferatu
08-08-2002, 08:10 PM
thats an interesting question, but i'm sorry but i gotta go with anuld all the way.
countchocula
08-08-2002, 08:33 PM
Dutch by a landslide! Ash may have a chainsaw, but Dutch has A LOT of fucking artillery!
Cyclonus
08-08-2002, 09:03 PM
As much as I respect Ash, he's no match for that mini-gun Arnie uses in T2.
stevereno
08-08-2002, 10:24 PM
"THE SCHWARZ" would rip bruces arms off and beat him to death with them.

"THE SCHWARZ" is bad ass but i do believe sigourney could take him down ala loader http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

SHIVER ME TIMBERS
adidas12185
08-08-2002, 10:34 PM
Schwazenneger would take out Bruce rather easily in reality imo, but since this is fantasy I will give you my take. Since Ash has a chainsaw I think Major Dutch should get one of his weapons from Predator, I remember he had a lethal gun. I think Dutch is too much for Ash, if he could outsmart a Predator I think he could hold his own against Ash.
Alan Idol
08-09-2002, 12:41 AM
If we're talking about the characters, then Ash would win.

If you were talking about the actors, Arnold. I met Bruce once and I got the impression he's kind of a passivist.
bulletproof
08-09-2002, 12:51 AM
I happen to think that Bruce is one of the coolist,most badass,actors on this planet.

But Ah-nold would crush him into swiss chesse,but Bruce would not go down without a fight,and the Oak would come out on top,but battered/
Evil Spike
08-09-2002, 02:17 AM
i dont know dude... how good a chainsaw would do against an metal endoskeleton... and dead on accuracy...
Scully1888
08-09-2002, 03:05 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Evil Spike:
i dont know dude... how good a chainsaw would do against an metal endoskeleton... and dead on accuracy...</font>

Aye, but we're talking about non-Terminator Ah-nuld here.

I think it all comes down to who gets the first shot off. Ash DOES have his boomstick, after all.

So I think it's 50-50, therefore I'll go with Ashley all the way.
pedro
08-09-2002, 08:58 AM
I just watched commando so...

Arnie would stick a pitchfork through ash, chop his head with flying buzzsaws and then cut his arm off with an axe. he would say...

"Brucey, you know how i told you i would kill you last..."

"Yeah arnie, you did..."

"I Lied"

Then he would throw ash of a cliff.
XX
08-09-2002, 09:24 AM
lol, And to think I came to this thread with every intention of ''Going against the grain'' and voting Arnold, Imagine my suprise to see the consensus here.

Well, I still vote Arnold.
Klownzilla
08-09-2002, 09:54 AM
Bruce all the fucking way!
bulletproof
08-09-2002, 10:11 AM
If it were ASh vs the Terminator,I think Ash is resourcful enough to stop Arnie.

Ash raising Shotgun"Terminate this".

Sends the T-800 to the scrapyard,and has arnie's metal head on the hood of his car.
michael_myers_woman
08-09-2002, 09:09 PM
Ash Rocks!
Cyclonus
08-09-2002, 09:22 PM
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Has anyone thought of casting Bruce as a resistance leader in one of the upcoming Terminator sequels?
Mr. Movie Man
08-09-2002, 11:47 PM
In reality it would be Arnold, and in the movies, it would be Dutch. Bruce/Ash would get his ash kicked.
michael_myers_woman
08-10-2002, 07:30 PM
ok.
APzombie
08-11-2002, 08:00 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cyclonus:
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Has anyone thought of casting Bruce as a resistance leader in one of the upcoming Terminator sequels?</font>

Hell freaking YA!
Cyclonus
08-11-2002, 08:58 PM
Well, Zombie, that leaves you with a question. Are you willing to see Bruce take a departure from high camp and do something as grim as T4 would surely be if it gets made? Remember the nightmare future scenes in T1? Could he carry a film with such a dark tone?

[This message has been edited by Cyclonus (edited 08-11-2002).]
Lady Summerisle
08-12-2002, 02:06 PM
Arnold could scare him to death by trying to act!
TheFrost
08-12-2002, 02:21 PM
Remember we are talking about Dutch not the terminator, and I think Ash would blow Dutch away with that BOOMSTICK of his
countchocula
08-12-2002, 10:09 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cyclonus:
Could he carry a film with such a dark tone?</font>

In my book, he did carry a bleak film—The Evil Dead. It certainly wasn’t as campy as the sequels, and Bruce played it straight for the most part. Still, I don’t know if he’d manage to blend in well against a big-budget backdrop. His tendencies to go over the top would bleed through.
Evil Spike
08-13-2002, 01:20 AM
i dont care if bruce gets his chainsaw, ahnold gets his endoskeleton.
"kiss that, bitch.you may kill the 'evil dead' but you are no match for a teminator"
Alex Cross Fan
08-15-2002, 04:50 AM
Well, I like both, but I like Campbell even more. Come on, the dude was a badass before Arnie was! Good god, makes you wonder why the hell Bruce is second banana to a woman who is most famous for being the girlfriend of the BMW BJ'er and some guy whose claim to fame is being on Friends and getting thrown in rehab for heroin.
teenkiller
09-27-2002, 03:19 AM
In real life Campbell would probably get his ass kicked but in a movie Ash would probably outwit the Terminator. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.
thirdeye
09-27-2002, 05:42 PM
ASh all the way.


Arnold beats ash down and just before he says hasta la vista baby , ash grabs his shotgun puts it on arnold mouth like a big black cock from hell (KABOM)

"swalow this bitch. you ain't coming back asshole"