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heretic
07-03-2002, 03:12 PM
If you were the killer from a horror fil what would be your choice of weapon???
skweemkween
07-03-2002, 04:05 PM
A weed whacker.
Notquiteallhere
07-03-2002, 04:20 PM
Benchgrinder or bandsaw.
Killer Klown#3
07-03-2002, 10:35 PM
A power-drill.
Toxferatu
07-03-2002, 10:38 PM
::in butthead voice::

huh huh huh i'd use a huh huh huh bushwacker huh huh huh.

sorry about that.
bowieee
07-03-2002, 11:36 PM
Steve Buscemis head.
Candyman666
07-03-2002, 11:57 PM
A super-powerful leaf blower
stevereno
07-04-2002, 12:41 AM
a tube of MONOSTAT and a RUSTY BOTTLE OPERNER

SHIVER ME TIMBERS
asyouwish530
07-04-2002, 12:54 AM
I would kick people in the head with an iron boot
bowieee
07-04-2002, 01:44 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
a tube of MONOSTAT and a RUSTY BOTTLE OPERNER

SHIVER ME TIMBERS</font>

eeewwwwwwww
Boogeyman
07-04-2002, 02:18 AM
good ole

BIG @$$ butcher knife!

later
heretic
07-04-2002, 08:40 AM
the biggest cheese grater I could find


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Andrew Tom
07-04-2002, 11:58 AM
A picture of Michael Jackson.

Seriously...An axe would be my weapon of choice.
skitzoette
07-04-2002, 12:03 PM
hahahahaha@ micheal Jackson

I would use a trocar like I do at work..only I would use it on live people. It's a long steel hollow instrument used to suck the bile out of the deceased. Goes in next to the belly button and just sucks everything out like a vacuum.
mOvIEgrL63
07-06-2002, 04:00 AM
id use my mind
teenkiller
09-04-2002, 03:38 AM
I'd like to think I would use a wide variety of weapons like JASON does. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.
stevereno
09-04-2002, 05:24 PM
i would beat a screaming girl to death with another screaming girl

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heretic
09-04-2002, 05:26 PM
LOL I posted this ages ago how did it get all the way back up here???
Psychocandy
09-04-2002, 05:44 PM
I'd beat my victim to death with my enormous wang. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif
The Claw
09-04-2002, 06:41 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Psychocandy:
I'd beat my victim to death with my enormous wang. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif</font>

damn you. i wanted to use that joke D:.

i'd use a ping pong paddle.
CheekyShepherd
09-04-2002, 07:25 PM
A nutcracker! I'm so evil! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
radikill
09-04-2002, 07:32 PM
Paper cuts and lemon juice. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Seriously, a big ass shotgun. Accept no substitutes.
stevereno
09-04-2002, 08:33 PM
i would also kill them with a flaming bag of pooh

SHIVER ME TIMBERS
Wrath
09-04-2002, 08:37 PM
A chainsaw! You can't go wrong!