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07-04-2002, 03:39 AM
Tonight only! Our Star-Studded pay-per-view steel cage main event! Battle of the Bitches!
In one corner we have Annie "The Dirty Birdy" Wilkes fresh from doing some rather oogie things to James Kaan in Misery.
And in the other corner we have big bad Wilma "Turkey Killer" Jerzyck who amazingly survived last year's Slamboree title match with Castle Rock's own Nettie Cobb of Needful Things.
Cast your votes! One will stand. One will fall!
For the thousands in attendance and for the millions watching around the world...let's get ready to Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmble!
In one corner we have Annie "The Dirty Birdy" Wilkes fresh from doing some rather oogie things to James Kaan in Misery.
And in the other corner we have big bad Wilma "Turkey Killer" Jerzyck who amazingly survived last year's Slamboree title match with Castle Rock's own Nettie Cobb of Needful Things.
Cast your votes! One will stand. One will fall!
For the thousands in attendance and for the millions watching around the world...let's get ready to Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmble!