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Gambers
07-11-2002, 01:51 AM
RTP: Ebert (up) Roeper (up)
I think Road To Perdition will get about ***1/2 from Ebert. Roeper loved American Beauty so his vote is gaureented.

ROF: Ebert (up) Roeper (down)
Ebert will like the action of ROF but Roeper will hate it for the plot.

K19: Ebert (up) Roeper (down)
K19 will get *** from Ebert (based on his love for Sum of all fears) but Roeper will hate it like Sum of All Fears

Stuart Little 2: Ebert (down) Roeper (Down)
Ebert will moan about it being just a remake of the first one (ala MIB2) Roeper will be bored with it.

Austin Powers 3: Ebert (down) Roeper (Down)
This movie will suck ass.

Signs: Ebert (up) Roeper (Way UP)
Ebert will give the film ***, while Roper will put it in his top 10 list.

XXX: Ebert (up) Roeper (down)
Ebert will give this movie an postive vote to prove hes lost his mind again.

Blue Crush: Ebert (down) Roeper (up)
Roeper will like this cause he is a perv.

One Hour Photo: Ebert (****) Roeper (way up)
This movie will get a rave review from both of this clowns



K19 will get *** from Ebert (based on his love for Sum of all fears) but Roeper will hate it like Sum of All Fears

Muha
07-11-2002, 03:28 PM
well... i dont think its right to really say that hes lost his mind... i mean its his opinion.


i dont like ebert and roeper because they hate the films, but give no real reason why or if they do its so idiotic and retarded that they sound like they need to go to a fucking hospital.


if you dont like the film because of the script... thats all good. if you dont because of the acting... fine.

but if you dont like the film because peter parker doesnt take mary jane at the end and you claim hes impotent... then youre pretty fucked up. come up with a better reason why you didnt like the film cause if thats it... youre fucked in the head.

Scarface98.9
07-11-2002, 10:43 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Muha:

if you dont like the film because of the script... thats all good. if you dont because of the acting... fine.

but if you dont like the film because peter parker doesnt take mary jane at the end and you claim hes impotent... then youre pretty fucked up. come up with a better reason why you didnt like the film cause if thats it... youre fucked in the head.</font>
interesting that u bring this up cause he got a question about it on his Movie Answer Man column about why he mentioned that. he said it was an attempt at humor, but didn't bode well for many readers.