What are the top 5 clues that your starring in a horror movie?

[bowieee]

5. A crazy old guy runs up to you and screams incoherently about how you and all your friends are going to die.
4. Your brother stops eating food and begins levitating over his bed at night.
3. Your parents brag about torching a child murderer
2. Your walking alone at night and all of a sudden your hear chii chi chii kaa kaa kaa out of the blue for no reason.
1. You find out your micheal myers's long lost nephew. "but you don't have to worry because he's locked up"

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[This message has been edited by bowieee (edited 07-04-2002).]

[stevereno]

5. your a concellor at a camp some refer to ass "camp death"
4. you practice "VOODOO" in a graveyard
3. everytime you wake up your clothes are torn
2. "wait a sec, they're no bones in meatloaf"
1. your friends drop like flies

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[edit]

5. Each time passing a mirror you say candyman candyman candyman candyman candyman
4. Your phone is ALWAYS dead.
3. You get thunderstorms each night, even in winter.
2. Your little brother got a "666" birthmark on his scalp.
1. Your living on Elm Street.

[heretic]

5.theres a spinning vortex to hell behind your washer
4.the walls start to bleed
3.the basement starts to talk to you
2. the toaster and other kitchen appliances attack you
1. your children can fly speak latin and have grown a sickening fondness of meat cleavers

[Romero&Juliet]

5. You know someone named "tammi" or "chrissi" who LOOOVES to get naked and fu*k..

4. You're camping trip is an excuse to get down "tammi," or "chrissi's" pants.

3. The goddamn Cat keeps jumping at your head....

2. You have two telephone lines inside your home...

1. If you're american and living in Italy.

[stevereno]

5. your favorite food is BRAINS

4. radio active waste was spilled in the local zoo

3. your michael myers mask is missing

2. your sister has the ability to rotate her head 360 degrees

1. your friends rent a run down cabin in the middle of "KILLER" woods

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[myers67]

You here a noise and go see what it is.

[KornKidJedi]

5.You're very horny
4.You have sex with a girl
3.You're in a car,you hear a unusal sound and you investgate it
2.Strange people shudder and get nervous when they see a cruicfix on a necklace
1.Old man says "You're alllll dooooom"

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
5. You know someone named "tammi" or "chrissi" who LOOOVES to get naked and fu*k..

2. You have two telephone lines inside your home...

Oh shit.. I may already be in danger..

[Jason Voorhees]

5. Someone is always standing in the corner of your peripheral vision.

4. All your friends become odd caricatures of real people

3. Girls find a new interest in you

2. People kept disappearing and doing ridiculously stupid things.

1. The fucking sink pours blood continuously.

[stevereno]

5. silver gives you a nasty rash

4. sunlight makes your friends burst into flames

3. your bed tries to eat you

2. you get raped by trees

1. you go to a concert and the lead vocalist is large,sweaty and plays the SAX

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Lady Summerisle]

1. One man keeps poppoing up in the same frame as you: LANCE HENRIKSEN! Run now.

2. A tall, British guy with needles in his head, and a shiny box keeps promising you eternal suffering which will be legendary despite the blackness, blah, blah, blah...

3. The guy who is your doctor or dentist once starred in LA LAW.

4. You have a best friend who is five feet tall, with spikey hair, and a squeaky voice. Oh, and he'll go on to do such films as Butt Blazers and Mechanics bi day, Lube Job bi Night.

5. You live in a German village, like Bluechendorf, and speak clear British. You are warned all the time not to go to Darcula's castle by the buxom wench.

[Alan Idol]

5: If you see anything that resembles a puppet that has no strings and appears to move on it's own.

4: If your friends atart to wander off, never to return.

3: While haveing sex in a graveyard or haunted house you hear a suspicious noise.

2: You see someone in a mask, or someone who is horribly difigured.

1: While looking for your missing friends, you and the rest of your friends decide it's best to 'spilt up' to find them.

[Andrew Tom]

1.You start having conversations with your TV, radio, computer etc.

2.The cat you buried in the backyard last week comes back to life.

3.Your friend says "I'll be right back" and won't be.

4.You wash the blood out of your lawnmover, since they will probably be back tonight and you need it to work properly.

5.Your best friend doesn't have a reflection in the mirror.

[Klownzilla]

5. You see two guys carry in a coffin late at night next door.

4. You piss on a grave of a man who vowed revenge.

3. You drive up to a lonely old cabin with your friends and find the Necronomicon.

2. You have discovered a glowing serum which resurrects the dead.

1. You get horny on prom night.

[teenkiller]

You find one of those CRAZY RALPH type people who tell you that you're doomed. Your friends disappear one by one. You say "I'll be right back". And uh... oh right... you die. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Buck Turgidson]

1. Your dad in Tony Curtis

2. Your mom is Janet Leigh.

3. You just got a new job, at the city morgue.

4. You are wearing a high school letter jacket.

5. Your friends say "Let's all go take a shower together!" or "Let's go try on Sandy's clothes!"