Bikini Bandits?

[Scarface98.9]

I saw the Bikini Bandits: The Movie trailer on Joblo's trailer page, and wanted people's thoughts. I've seen some of the Internet shorts and some are pretty funny. the trailer didn't have that mood that it was actually gonna get made, but anyways, thoughts?

[Americana]

YEAH I HAVE ONE FOR YA....

What the fuck is up with movies today??? Why is all movies looking more and more like fucking PORNO MOVIES huh???? I mean whoa can't we all just get along and make a good... no no no a GREAT fucking movie???? Why do we have to sit here and watch these amazingly fucked up movies for???? WHY OH LORD WHY???? WHY!!! I'll tell you WHY!!!


Because we have no more movies left.

Because we have no more ideas left.

Because we live in a time where the Blair Witch Project is voted one of the years most Entertaining film.

Because we have the most fucking stupidest people working at writing stories.

And because we have no guts, no glory, no fucking pride to get up off our asses and make a fucking great movie.

!!!!!!!!THAT IS WHY!!!!!!!!


And as for what I just said up there. I am just in a really really really bad mood after watching two of the years SHITTEST MOVIES!!! Halloween: Resurrection & Reign of Fire. Which sucked so bad that I had to go home and watch three hours of Shitty TV just to get my mine off it. Again if I was outta line I'm sorry. But this movie just looks way too bad to even think about let alone see the trailer to.

[Scarface98.9]

I'm sorry u had to endure those 2 bad movies. but have u ever seen the Net shorts? cause they basically make fun of the gratuitus T&A trend in most mediums of entertainment.

[The Heart Collector]

The fact that Jello Biafra and Maynard James Keenan are there has me inmediately interested.

[bedhead_dl]

okay mental note: do not watch Halloween Resurection or The Reign of Fire...dont wanna go crazy.

[NuclearMisfit]

hmmm sounds like a porno. I seen Halloween Resurrection and I thought it was pretty awesome, its the best in Halloween series. Did you see it because busta rhymes is in it?

[Scarface98.9]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by NuclearMisfit:
I seen Halloween Resurrection and I thought it was pretty awesome, its the best in Halloween series.</font>
I hope that's a joke

[Americana]

Scar, I am praying that he was joking too...

And fuck no I did not see it because that lameass Rapper was in it. I saw it because I wanted to know how the fuck were they gonna bring him back after seeing his fucking head get chopped off. I never read the reviews so I didn't know that it was a Corner and not him who she killed. Also how the fuck does this guy live after flying thru the front window of the van, and getting run down with it afterwards, then falling down the hill, then having this 2000ilbs van come down on him pinning him to a fucking tree?????

So to me this movie fucked sucked and just plan Bombbed bigg time.

Back to the internet shorts. I have never seen one but I don't think that I would want to after seeing how that one looked. But hey maybe it might make me laugh a bit if I saw it I'll never know.

[BakeTheMooCow]

Well, I'm a huge fan of Tool, APC and Dead Kennedys. Maynard is a genius. And Biafra, although annoying at times, can be brilliant. So, I'll definitely see this film. Whats there not to like about it? It looks like it has lots of T & A. And two of my favorite lead singers are in it. Itll have a great soundtrack too, I'll bet.

And Americana, just because you didn't like those two doesn't mean all recent movies are crap. Minority Report was excellent and so was Road To Perdition. And in recent months - Insomnia, Changing Lanes, Panic Room were all great films.

[Americana]

Well Duh bake, I know that dude. I clearly said that the reason why I was so fucking pissed in my first post was BECAUSE I just got back from seeing two very crapy movies and not BECAUSE I thought that any other movies UPCOMING or CURRENT is or was crap okay. Man alive in here...

[BakeTheMooCow]

Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess when I read the following sentences, I must've jumped to conclusions :

What the fuck is up with movies today???

I mean whoa can't we all just get along and make a good... no no no a GREAT fucking movie????

Because we have no more movies left.

Because we have no more ideas left.

I apologise sincerely.

[Americana]

Yeah that was just shit talk about movies because of the two that I just had seen. I didn't mean anything bad about it but hey if you take the time to look at it you might agree with me dude. I mean hell just look at it.

[XCoRyX]

Is this movie getting a theatrical release?I mean i can see a maybe 10-20 screen showings,but i cant see this getting no 1000 screens or anything like that,but if it were too,i would definetly check it out,the shorts are great.

[Cyclonus]

"Bikini Bandits?" That sounds pretty stupid. For some reason I can't find it on imdb.

Americana, check your email.

[Scarface98.9]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cyclonus:
"Bikini Bandits?" That sounds pretty stupid. For some reason I can't find it on imdb.

Americana, check your email.</font>
which is why I figure the trailer was only made for kicks. but it was funny that I was watching it at my cousin's house and I was caught watching it by my uncle, who thought I was watching porn. it didn't help I paused it when a girl's tits shown (in bikini form) and next to the trailer it said "Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod"

[imagemaker]

All the bikini bandit movies can be found at ifilm.com!

[Americana]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cyclonus:
Americana, check your email.</font>

OMG!!!!

Could it be??? Is he really Alive??? Shaun you ass where the fuck have you been dogg??? I thought you hated me or something bro. Damn don't do shit like that to me man you really scared me back there. I haven't heard from you in like two months...

One More Thing: If you did not send it to paniolo_madness@yahoo.com I did not get it okay. My hotmail does not work anymore big guy so e mail me there.

[Cyclonus]

Sorry, it was working okay before.

[XCoRyX]

i cant find it on imdb either,pretty odd...im still waiting on some news on this one.like is it getting a big theatrical push or what.

[imagemaker]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by XCoRyX:
i cant find it on imdb either,pretty odd...im still waiting on some news on this one.like is it getting a big theatrical push or what.</font>

They are shorts on ifilm!!! Go to ifilm! you can watch them!

[Cyclonus]

Sorry I was confused.

[XCoRyX]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by imagemaker:
They are shorts on ifilm!!! Go to ifilm! you can watch them!</font>

um yeah i knew that for a very long time,you can watch them on atomfilms.com also....i meant i cant find their info page on imdb dude.

[Scarface98.9]

it wouldn't seem to make much sense to me that it's advertising it as a film to go theaters (hence "The Movie") when the only place to find it at atomfilms.com, which isn't a theater. but I only remember seeing one BB episode, which was where they all walk in slow motion towards a gas station w/ automatic weapons while everyone just stares at them. I always liked the only line in it, where the leader shouts "Put your hands up motherfuckers!" I only mentioned this since it's why I posted this topic and this topic seemed to be going off-topic

[imagemaker]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by XCoRyX:
um yeah i knew that for a very long time,you can watch them on atomfilms.com also....i meant i cant find their info page on imdb dude.</font>

I was saying that b/c you kept talking about a theatrical push, why would they go to theaters if they are online?

[XCoRyX]

why wouldnt they if they had the money or got big enough...i know its odd,but stranger things have happened dude.and also,usually,joblo puts up trailers for upcoming theatrically released movies,and i was just thinking that it was getting some indy kind of push.

[This message has been edited by XCoRyX (edited 07-17-2002).]

[TheDeadWalk]

Did anyone ever catch this movie? Is it still being made, or has it been made or scrapped?

I've seen several of the shorts on atomfilms.com and they are completely fucking hilarious. It's not even really about T&A, and some of the dialogue is completely uber-hilarious.

I highly reccomend downloading "Episode 7" and "The time machine".

Nothing is better than George Washington and Ben Franklin holding the declaration of independence while they argue:

"Fuck you Franklin, I'm the real father of this country!"

"I gotta get drunk before I sign this piece of shit!"

and of course the greatest catchphrase of all-time...

"Fuckkkk youuuuuuuu, G-MART!!"

[Scarface98.9]

Damn, this topic is ancient. I was a total dick back then