Kastman
08-06-2002, 02:44 PM
I just want to see what you think of slashers. Personally, i have only seen 1 real classic slasher, and that was 5 minutes ago. here is my ratings.
THERE HAS BEEN SOME CHANGES TO RATINGS !!!
Friday the 13th = 5/10
Originally i gave this a 4 but then i thought it deserved a bit better. i was however very dissapointed by it because its only the last year or so ive liked horror that much and i read here that it was real good, so i guess i expected too much.
Friday the 13th - part 2 = 4/10
I think this was pretty much the same as the first one. except of course the main things like jason being the killer and shit. a bunch of people go to crystal lake and get killed off, it was almost like a remake.
Friday the 13th - part 3 = 4/10
Again this was almost exactly the same as the previous two but i liked this one a little more tan part 2. the kills were pretty good (except that fucking head squeezing shit, that sucked ass) but its basically the same.
Jason goes to hell - part 9 = 5/10
I liked this one better than 2 and 3 but cant decide between it and 1. the only real thing i hated about this one is the fact that there isnt as much of jason himself, i didnt like the other bodies being used.but it was ok.
Jason X = 8/10
Easily the best in the series for me. this is the one i saw 5 minutes ago and i loved it all the way through. the kills were great, and this was pretty funny too. even though it wasn't scary, it was just plain awesome.
Halloween = 8/10
This is a decent movie, better than most of the fridays i mentioned but it was also a very big dissapointment. I heard about this being the best horror or slasher movie, and it was pretty good but not in any way scary. the kills were ok but nothing special.
Halloween : H20 = 6/10
When i watched this i wasn't execting much so i wasn't disspointed. I thought Myers was real creepy in this for some reason. but in the end, this wasn't very good, liked the leg coming off thing though.
Halloween : Resurrection = 5/10
I saw this yesterday and it was better than h2o but not that good. i didnt like laurie being killed off in the first couple of minutes. i didnt like busta rhymes making those squeals when he attacked myers. myers kills just dont measure up to those of jason.
Scream = 7/10
I think this movie was pretty good. I loved the opening part with drew, liked the kills and thats pretty much all i have to say about it. It wasn't as good as halloween but it was good.
Scream 2 = 2/10
I liked the opening, hated pretty much all the rest. This one was just plain stupid. Why would they make that faggot the killer. And billy's mother (billy loomis, is that right?), what a load of fucking bullshit. This movie sucked balls.
Scream 3 = 6/10
I liked this one. It wasn't that good but it was pretty good. The opening kill was crap compared to the others but i liked the story of this one and sydney's mother freaked me out. This was probably the closest a slasher movie has come to scaring me.
I know what you did last summer = 7/10
I liked the story, the whole revenge on the kids thing was good. am i the only guy that thinks freddy prinze jr was good, coz it seems that everyone hates him. i hated that phillipe fuck though, he pisses me off that cunt. i didnt really like the kills that much.
I still know what you did last summer = 6/10
I think i am one of the only people in the world that actually likes this movie. i thought it was a good enough story, but didnt willis jump out at her at the end of the first. what happened there? i liked jack black and all the characters except will.kills were ok.
Wes Cravens' New nighmare = 8/10
This is the only noes i have seen but i liked it a lot. it was a bit slow during the middle and didnt move forward enough but the last half hour of it was awesome.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre = 8/10
This, like Halloween was an extremely big dissapointment. Not scary at all but I think the movie deserves a 7 because it was pretty good. Leatherface is one weird mother fuker. and that old guy, he was fuckin weird too. I think they should have shown the kills properly on screen. There wasnt enough suspense for the first thrree kills. kirk walsk into the house and gets knocked out automatically. the same happens with pam and that other fuckhead. franklyn was so annoying. i like sally though, but at the end when she was either laughing or crying (couldnt tell) she sounded really annnoying.
Urban legends = 6/10
I loved the first part with the guy in the back seat. I thought all throughout the middle was pretty boring, except for a couple cool kills. I didn't really like the ending, at all. So really the kills were the best part of this movie.
Urban legends: final cut = 3/10
This was a really shitty movie. i hate the plot about the guys in film school and shit. that pissed me off. the kills were shit in my opinion. the killer looked awesome though.
The pool = 3/10
This was pretty shit. I didnt like any of the characters except the aussie chick. the killer looked like a retard and the kills sucked.some parts were ok though, like in the air vent.but overall it sucked.
Valentine = 3/10
This is one really big hunk of crap that i looked forward to. i saw the trailers for it and thought it could work. the cupid costume was gay, or crap rather.the kills sucked and the ending sucked. i like denise though.
Psycho (remake) = 3/10
I don't know why they remade this. I haven't seen the first but if its like this then i dont wanna see it. whoever played bates is a fuckhead, i dont like anne heche and the kill was so crap.it was that off screen shit with the arm going up and down. and the killing of that guy down the stairs. that sucked too. But i like the plot and the rest of it.
Paranoid = 2/10
This will be short. A fucking crap story, "The conscience killer" what dick thought this up. the costume ont the other hand was awesome. the acting was pure shit.bad ending.
Total rating = 109/210
What do you think of my short reviews?
And post your own slasher revieews here too.
[This message has been edited by Kastman (edited 09-12-2002).]
THERE HAS BEEN SOME CHANGES TO RATINGS !!!
Friday the 13th = 5/10
Originally i gave this a 4 but then i thought it deserved a bit better. i was however very dissapointed by it because its only the last year or so ive liked horror that much and i read here that it was real good, so i guess i expected too much.
Friday the 13th - part 2 = 4/10
I think this was pretty much the same as the first one. except of course the main things like jason being the killer and shit. a bunch of people go to crystal lake and get killed off, it was almost like a remake.
Friday the 13th - part 3 = 4/10
Again this was almost exactly the same as the previous two but i liked this one a little more tan part 2. the kills were pretty good (except that fucking head squeezing shit, that sucked ass) but its basically the same.
Jason goes to hell - part 9 = 5/10
I liked this one better than 2 and 3 but cant decide between it and 1. the only real thing i hated about this one is the fact that there isnt as much of jason himself, i didnt like the other bodies being used.but it was ok.
Jason X = 8/10
Easily the best in the series for me. this is the one i saw 5 minutes ago and i loved it all the way through. the kills were great, and this was pretty funny too. even though it wasn't scary, it was just plain awesome.
Halloween = 8/10
This is a decent movie, better than most of the fridays i mentioned but it was also a very big dissapointment. I heard about this being the best horror or slasher movie, and it was pretty good but not in any way scary. the kills were ok but nothing special.
Halloween : H20 = 6/10
When i watched this i wasn't execting much so i wasn't disspointed. I thought Myers was real creepy in this for some reason. but in the end, this wasn't very good, liked the leg coming off thing though.
Halloween : Resurrection = 5/10
I saw this yesterday and it was better than h2o but not that good. i didnt like laurie being killed off in the first couple of minutes. i didnt like busta rhymes making those squeals when he attacked myers. myers kills just dont measure up to those of jason.
Scream = 7/10
I think this movie was pretty good. I loved the opening part with drew, liked the kills and thats pretty much all i have to say about it. It wasn't as good as halloween but it was good.
Scream 2 = 2/10
I liked the opening, hated pretty much all the rest. This one was just plain stupid. Why would they make that faggot the killer. And billy's mother (billy loomis, is that right?), what a load of fucking bullshit. This movie sucked balls.
Scream 3 = 6/10
I liked this one. It wasn't that good but it was pretty good. The opening kill was crap compared to the others but i liked the story of this one and sydney's mother freaked me out. This was probably the closest a slasher movie has come to scaring me.
I know what you did last summer = 7/10
I liked the story, the whole revenge on the kids thing was good. am i the only guy that thinks freddy prinze jr was good, coz it seems that everyone hates him. i hated that phillipe fuck though, he pisses me off that cunt. i didnt really like the kills that much.
I still know what you did last summer = 6/10
I think i am one of the only people in the world that actually likes this movie. i thought it was a good enough story, but didnt willis jump out at her at the end of the first. what happened there? i liked jack black and all the characters except will.kills were ok.
Wes Cravens' New nighmare = 8/10
This is the only noes i have seen but i liked it a lot. it was a bit slow during the middle and didnt move forward enough but the last half hour of it was awesome.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre = 8/10
This, like Halloween was an extremely big dissapointment. Not scary at all but I think the movie deserves a 7 because it was pretty good. Leatherface is one weird mother fuker. and that old guy, he was fuckin weird too. I think they should have shown the kills properly on screen. There wasnt enough suspense for the first thrree kills. kirk walsk into the house and gets knocked out automatically. the same happens with pam and that other fuckhead. franklyn was so annoying. i like sally though, but at the end when she was either laughing or crying (couldnt tell) she sounded really annnoying.
Urban legends = 6/10
I loved the first part with the guy in the back seat. I thought all throughout the middle was pretty boring, except for a couple cool kills. I didn't really like the ending, at all. So really the kills were the best part of this movie.
Urban legends: final cut = 3/10
This was a really shitty movie. i hate the plot about the guys in film school and shit. that pissed me off. the kills were shit in my opinion. the killer looked awesome though.
The pool = 3/10
This was pretty shit. I didnt like any of the characters except the aussie chick. the killer looked like a retard and the kills sucked.some parts were ok though, like in the air vent.but overall it sucked.
Valentine = 3/10
This is one really big hunk of crap that i looked forward to. i saw the trailers for it and thought it could work. the cupid costume was gay, or crap rather.the kills sucked and the ending sucked. i like denise though.
Psycho (remake) = 3/10
I don't know why they remade this. I haven't seen the first but if its like this then i dont wanna see it. whoever played bates is a fuckhead, i dont like anne heche and the kill was so crap.it was that off screen shit with the arm going up and down. and the killing of that guy down the stairs. that sucked too. But i like the plot and the rest of it.
Paranoid = 2/10
This will be short. A fucking crap story, "The conscience killer" what dick thought this up. the costume ont the other hand was awesome. the acting was pure shit.bad ending.
Total rating = 109/210
What do you think of my short reviews?
And post your own slasher revieews here too.
[This message has been edited by Kastman (edited 09-12-2002).]