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bowieee
07-10-2002, 08:32 PM
Put a Mark down for Snake Plisken for me.

Klownzilla
07-10-2002, 08:36 PM
ASH!

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LamentConfiguration
07-10-2002, 11:01 PM
Pinhead is the ultimate badass, then comes Ash, and then comes Jason.

freddy666
07-10-2002, 11:08 PM
FREDDY, no doubt about it!, then definately Pinhead!

stevereno
07-10-2002, 11:32 PM
"i hate to rain on your parade but hudson is the ULTIMATE BADDD ASS!"

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pinhead666
07-11-2002, 12:50 AM
Michael Myers

Raw Chili
07-11-2002, 02:29 AM
Ash, Hudson/Hicks, Snake, Reggie from Phantasm

Jason Voorhees
07-11-2002, 04:00 AM
Jason, Ash, Blade, and The Crow are all badass http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif.

walking meatloaf
07-11-2002, 06:38 AM
ash is the ultimate badass

Lady Summerisle
07-11-2002, 09:41 AM
HUDSON!
Give the man a gun and armour.
then
Reg the kick ass ice cream vendor.

lilthrillseekr
07-11-2002, 10:14 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LamentConfiguration:
Pinhead is the ultimate badass, then comes Ash, and then comes Jason.</font>

i will definently agree with that one.... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Alan Idol
07-11-2002, 11:42 AM
I know it's been said a lot, but I have to go with the first name that comes to mind; Ash.

chibichibirei
07-11-2002, 12:56 PM
Leatherface is the Ultimate BadAss http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Candyman666
07-11-2002, 01:50 PM
Bishop. Decapitate him, and he spits milk out at you.

Hooray for me.

countchocula
07-11-2002, 04:22 PM
Jack Crow (Vampires)

Razorblade Smile
07-11-2002, 04:24 PM
Only people who work for the sporting goods section of S-Marts qualify for the title of Ultimate Bad Ass.

Good. Bad. He's the guy with the gun.

Psychocandy
07-11-2002, 04:26 PM
Severen from "Near Dark".

"I hate it when they ain't been shaved!!!"

Heh. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

joelc
07-11-2002, 05:22 PM
Norman Bates is mean :

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/psycho/images/perkinsleigh.jpg

bowieee
07-11-2002, 05:26 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Psychocandy:
Severen from "Near Dark".

"I hate it when they ain't been shaved!!!"

Heh. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>

I think lance henricksons character could wipe the floor with severens ass.

Psychocandy
07-11-2002, 05:32 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bowieee:
I think lance henricksons character could wipe the floor with severens ass.</font>

Hmmm. You may have a point. I've not seen the movie for a while (someone stole my video copy so i've decided not to watch it again before it hits DVD). Hmmm...Jesse vs Severen. It would be quite a scrap.

Inglorious
07-11-2002, 05:34 PM
JASON VORHEESE................

Nuff' Said http://www.joblo.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Boogeyman
07-11-2002, 05:51 PM
MICHAEL MYERS......need i say more?

later

stevereno
07-11-2002, 06:13 PM
VASQUEZ http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Gregorious8
07-11-2002, 06:18 PM
Razorblade Smile, Ash worked in the Housewares dept. not sporting goods, but he's still the biggest badass

adidas12185
07-11-2002, 06:50 PM
Most bad #%$ characters ever:

Predator (Predator)
Colonial Marines (Aliens)
T-800 (Terminator 2)
T-1000 (Terminator 2)
Blade (Blade)
the Crow (the Crow)

bowieee
07-11-2002, 07:23 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
VASQUEZ http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

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I liked her better when she was blonde and on fire.

Eskimo
07-11-2002, 11:08 PM
I AM!!!! but the biggest bad ass in a film would have to be babe the pig, LOL!!!

ramblinghobo
07-12-2002, 03:07 AM
Billy Zane. He should be in every horror movie.

Lady Summerisle
07-12-2002, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by bowieee:
I think lance henricksons character could wipe the floor with severens ass.
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That is territory sight unseen.
Severen may be a showboat vamp, but his kills are nasty. Bishop has no bad ass property over Sevvie.

If it were Jesse, I think Id have a hard time judging whos the bigger bad ass.
I revoke my Hudson vote.

SEVEREN or JESSE from NEAR DARK.

CrAzYChIcK13
07-12-2002, 09:43 AM
Freddy, Michael, Regan

Utter
07-13-2002, 07:35 PM
READ THis The Shape


If his doctor, Sam Loomis, is to be believed, Michael Myers is not all that human, is in fact pure evil itself. "Inhumanly patient", and devoid of all emotion, he seems to be the perfect killing machine. Add to that the fact that he can never stay down, no matter what is done to him, and his remarkable strength, plus his strange uncanny knowledge of things he has no right to know, and we have a most formidable opponent.

Strengths: Michael Myers is the master of stealth, quiet as a cat and seemingly able to appear and disappear like a ghost. Like I said, this guy is almost too patient, he could wait days hiding in one spot, never moving an inch, then strike at just the right time. He is also much craftier than his opponent. One of his M.O.'s is to dress up like someone the victim trusts (he's done this in almost all the movies), never lifting a finger until the victim is completely unawares. Probably the biggest advantage he has over Jason is his complete lack of emotions. You can taunt him, you can kick him in the nuts, nothing will anger him. He does everything with cold precision. Jason is quite different in this regard.

Weaknesses: I listed Michael's patience as one of his strengths, yet at times it is his severe weakness. This guys does not believe in running! Why has Laurie been able to avoid his large butcher knife? She runs. This weakness may not matter in a battle with Jason, however (I just can't seem to picture Jason running from anyone), yet it just might. Jason could fight Mike awhile, then run away and recoup for a bit--- it's a long shot, but you know, in these versus battles, everything has to be considered. The biggest weakness Mike has against Jason is his mortality. Sure, Loomis likes to call him the Devil himself, and Mike does possess the ability to take much more of a beating than the average mortal and to appear dead for a time (in H20, he was even able to fool the paramedics into pronouncing him dead. I guess he can control his heart rhythm in much the same way Hanibal Lector could). Still, Michael Myers is only human, something Jason has not been in a very long time.


Jason


Jason Voorhees is the undead killer of Camp Crystal lake, and though he has been put out of commission several times, he has never been truly beaten. Also possessed of super-human strength, and his talent with a wide variety of weapons (everything from chainsaws to machetes), plus his unending desire to avenge his dead mother, Jason has become a horrifying legend at Crystal Lake.

Strengths: Jason's weapon of choice, the machete, has a much wider range than the butcher knife that Myers insists on using (though in Halloween 2, Mike made wonderful use of other items, such as scalpels and hammers). I also see him as a bit stronger than Myers, though not by much. Jason can also take much more of a beating than his foe, having been cleaved through the skull with an ax, stabbed through the head with an iron poker, drowned, electrocuted, even dissolved by toxic waste, and like the energizer bunny, he just keeps going and going.

Weaknesses: Impatience! If a victim is outrunning the hockey masked killer, he tends to just throw his machete, impaling them where they are. This tactic would definitely hurt him against Myers, for the Shape would then catch it in midair and use it on the defenseless stalker. And while Myers is silent as a ninja, Jason is lumbering and completely without caution or finesse. If you were being stalked by Jason, you would definitely know it; you would be able to hear him stomping along before he found you. Also, he can be angered, especially if you know which buttons to press, and that makes him even more of a clumsy foe. It may seem like I'm just throwing my hands up and saying "he's useless", but that isn't quite true. Jason is almost like the Hulk--- he can afford to be this way, he is that much of a bad ass.

Since both of our combatants are stalkers, let us imagine them starting off on opposite ends of the playing field (let's just make if a forest), and allowing them to "stalk" each other. At the start, Myers has the biggest advantage since he is much better at hiding, and he would be the first to see Jason, lumbering along the woods. Jason passes a large tree, and from behind springs the Shape, driving his knife deep into Jason's back. But Jason surprises Mike and spins around, slashing him across the chest. Jason pulls the knife out of his back and gets ready for the kill, but the Shape is gone.

Now they've each got a measure of the other's abilities, they are much more wary and not likely to underestimate their foe. Jason is a little more sneaky now (he has shown an ability to be this way from time to time in the past), yet Myers is of course much better at this, and once again he is the one to see Jason first. He waits, however, before acting. Myers is weaponless now, and Jason has shown an ability to resist the usual attack that Myers is known for. Plus, Jason's attack on Mike has opened up his chest, and his ribs are completely exposed. He is now bleeding profusely, and though the pain does not seem to bother him in the least, he is becoming increasingly weak through blood loss.

In the end, Jason comes across Michael Myers' unconscious form on the ground, and he drives his machete straight through the Shape. He stands back, to appreciate his handy work, when all of a sudden his head is seized from behind and twisted completely around. Jason falls, but he does not die. He tries to get up, but his assailant now has the discarded machete, and with a powerful swing, Jason's head comes off and lands several feet away. Jason is not dead, not in the literal sense, yet he is incapacitated, and in all versus bouts, that amounts to a defeat. The mysterious figure then retrieves his mask and clothing (which were stuffed with leaves), puts them on and goes off to his home town of Haddonfield.

Jason's anger was his undoing. Having misjudged his foe on their first confrontation, he was a bit too eager to act, when a few moments of observation would have revealed the fake decoy for what it was. Myers had no feelings to cloud his judgement, and being the patient guy he is, he was able to craft his little ploy. Eventually, Myers was able to treat his wounds and continue on his quest to destroy all of his living relatives (though, poetically, he was eventually defeated by Laurie Strode in the same manner he dispatched Jason).

The Verdict: Michael Myers Wins!

The Claw
07-13-2002, 08:17 PM
the best bad ass is wayne knight.

hello newman...

pure badassness.

seriously. i'd say ash or someone else, you guys picked all the good peoples.

stevereno
07-13-2002, 09:32 PM
DUTCH IS HARDCORE!

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bowieee
07-13-2002, 10:03 PM
Who do you think would win in an arm wrestling match dutch or ripley?

Jewbo
07-14-2002, 03:15 PM
ASH

LamentConfiguration
07-14-2002, 04:01 PM
Utter, I think you're wrong. You act like Jason can never help himself from killing somebody right when he sees them. In Part 6, he waits in the bathroom of an RV until the unsuspecting victim enters. Then he covers her mouth so as not to alarm the driver and forces her face into the side of the vehicle leaving an impression.

I think the only real advantage Michael has over Jaosn is his intellect. Michael has done some smart things (especially in Resurrection), whereas Jason is retarded. No, literally, he is.

OK. In the forest. They each start on opposite ends. Jason is walking around looking for Michael, when suddenly his leg is grabbed from someone underneath the leaves. Jason esily escapes Michael's grasp. Michael gets up and swings at Jason, and is caught by the wrist. Jason slowly squeezes
until the breaking point of Michael's bone, and puches him in the face. Michael is knocked back slightly and doesnt seem to notice his broken wrist. Michael puts the knife into his left hand, and Jason tries to stab Michael in the face, but Michael dodges the attack, and stabs Jason in the side, but does not leave the knife inside of Jason. Jason hacks Michael shoulder and collar bone, and Michael loses use of both arms. Then, Jason does his classic head squeeze bit and bickety-bam, Jason wins.

stevereno
07-14-2002, 05:13 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bowieee:
Who do you think would win in an arm wrestling match dutch or ripley?</font>

ripley would rip his arm off and beat him to death with it! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Moviebuff
07-29-2002, 11:37 PM
Ash(The Evil Dead series)
Hicks(Aliens)
Hudson(Aliens)
Riddick(Pitch Black)
T-800(Terminator& Terminator 2)

Dr. Freudstein
07-29-2002, 11:48 PM
The seri lkiller in Seven is the ultimate Bad Ass. He controled everything and he got want he wanted at the end.

Antonio
07-30-2002, 12:37 AM
Any character played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Paxton, George Clooney, Vin Diesel or Taye Diggs.

adidas12185
07-30-2002, 05:31 AM
Jason vs Predator

If Jason Voorhees is this "ultimate bad @$$" like these Jason fans keep claiming, I would like to see what he would do when a Predator is after his skull. Can you imagine Jason trying to physically fight a Predator? A typical Predator stands at 7' and just about towers over anyone and anything- in "Predator" Dutch looks compareably smaller to the Predator when the camera pans out. And even if Jason did get the upperhand a Predator could just have the final laugh and blow himself up, along with Jason's @$$.

Jason has a huge machete but I think a Predator's disced weapon could slice that up, making it useless. Add in the fact they have a deadly combi (spear) and cannon (on shoulder), Jason would get rocked!

JasonV.723
07-31-2002, 12:59 PM
Any of the puppets from puppe master are he ultimate bad asses

michael_myers_woman
07-31-2002, 01:12 PM
Michael Audrey Myers is the ultimate Badd Ass.

CeMeTaRy_GaTeS
08-01-2002, 12:27 AM
My chocies for ultimate bad asses are
1.ASH
2.JASON
3.DUTCH SCAHFER
4.MICHAEL MYERS
5.DRAKE (from Aliens)

stevereno
08-04-2002, 01:24 AM
the MULLET-MYSTER himself.....KEVIN DILLON!

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Jason Voorhees
08-04-2002, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by adidas12185:
Jason vs Predator

If Jason Voorhees is this "ultimate bad @$$" like these Jason fans keep claiming,

A statement that literally reeks of condescension and presumed superiority...

It's just opinions man... Then again I don't know, maybe I am looking too deeply into what you said..

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mOvIEgrL63
08-04-2002, 03:00 PM
http://www.zuhlu.com/walken/gabe20.jpg

michael_myers_woman
08-04-2002, 04:14 PM
Moviegrl i saw Walken on The Stand the movie and some other movie i watched the other nite i did not know what the movie was though. i thought he was kool in The Prophecy. The other ultimate baddasses are Predator and Arnold Scwarzennegger.

Romero&Juliet
08-04-2002, 04:27 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stevereno:
the MULLET-MYSTER himself.....KEVIN DILLON!</font>

Preach on, Brotha!

FeydRautha
08-04-2002, 05:06 PM
No contest, folks...ASH.

He might not be the strongest contender, but he possesses the brains to outwit the minions of Hell AND pop off a nine-gauge at anyone who opposes him. When he loses a hand, he replaces it with a frickin' chainsaw.

2nd runner up would probably be Riddick. But only coz he's built like a brick hit-house and can see in the dark.

Romero&Juliet
08-04-2002, 05:19 PM
Rutger Hauer in The Hitcher

Nick Cage in Wild At heart

Christain Slater in Heathers

Whoever played Julius in Friday 8

CHUCKY!!

Adrianne Barbeau in The Convent

that tough dude from ANOESIII

michael_myers_woman
08-04-2002, 09:12 PM
The Creeper is also the Ultimate Bad Ass.

fortyoneshots
08-05-2002, 09:47 PM
Definitely Ash.

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michael_myers_woman
08-05-2002, 09:58 PM
Ash is the ultimate hunk and badd ass

Evil Spike
08-06-2002, 02:57 AM
Seth Gecko- George Clooney in From Dusk Till Dawn

Alice- Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil

Riddick- Vin Diesel in Pitch Black

Micheal Ironside... no matter what.

hellraiser677
08-06-2002, 02:48 PM
Michael Myers is the ultimate Bad Ass (no one
and i mean no one is a relentless as him)

Ro's Baby
08-06-2002, 03:55 PM
Linda Hamilton in 'T2' is a totally buff BAD ASS!!!

michael_myers_woman
08-06-2002, 05:57 PM
Ok. The Black guy From TCM 3 is the ultimate badd ass and also the guy that is white from TCM 2.Also the boy from Pet Semetary 2 the one that's mom died.

teenkiller
09-12-2002, 05:14 AM
Maybe its just me but I still think JASON could best the Predator. It seems likely to me that JASON would find a way to beat almost anyone. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

horror junkie
09-19-2002, 09:08 PM
Eric Draven is the ultimate badass!!!

marco
10-27-2002, 10:07 PM
SCARFACE will take out anyone

Michael_myers
10-27-2002, 10:56 PM
Chucky's pretty bad ass for a fucking doll.

michael_myers_woman
10-28-2002, 06:57 PM
Dr Loomis

Gregorious8
10-28-2002, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by michael_myers_woman
Michael Audrey Myers is the ultimate Badd Ass.

I'm sorry, but with a middle name like that you can't be the ultimate bad ass :D

Oh yeah post 900.

michael_myers_woman
10-29-2002, 06:37 PM
Whats wrong with Michael's middle name I think its cute.

Tarman
10-29-2002, 07:06 PM
Reggie Bannister and Billy Zane in Demon Night

Gregorious8
10-30-2002, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by michael_myers_woman
Whats wrong with Michael's middle name I think its cute.

Yeah that's the problem, it's cute. If a want a badass for a son I'm going to name him Butch or Hank not Audrey. So my vote goes to Dutch from Predator.

michael_myers_woman
11-01-2002, 01:44 PM
Lestat is the bad ass

Jason13thh
11-02-2002, 05:02 AM
I am a huge James Woods fan, I love this guy !!!
To me is the ultimate bad - ass !! He's never speechless and knows how to react.
This guy has really something to say.
He could enter in politics that's for sure.
He is very charismatic,too.

myersfan31
11-03-2002, 03:59 PM
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michael_myers_woman
11-06-2002, 04:38 PM
Chris Walken is in The Prophecy he also looks good in it =)

Nightmare_Dreaming
11-09-2002, 07:45 PM
Riddick
Ash
Jason Voorhees
Blade
The Crow
The Termanaitor

These are my choices , can't decide between them and I think most of you can't either.