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This in from Entertainment Weekly:
REEL DEAL Before the second installment of ''Rings'' hits theaters next Christmas, the franchise will be hit by a Miramax spoof. The studio's Dimension Films arm announced it's developing ''Scary Movie 3: Episode I -- Lord of the Brooms,'' to be released next fall. As the unwieldy title suggests, the film will also parody the ''Harry Potter' and ''Star Wars'' series. As with the first two ''Scary Movies,'' with their ''Scream'' send-ups, Miramax chiefs Bob and Harvey Weinstein are biting the hand that feeds them, since they're credited as executive producers on the ''Rings'' movies, on which they helped get the ball rolling before New Line snapped up the project.
I must say I'm pretty happy about this news. This just might give the dying Scary Movie series the boost it needs and could gross more than Scary Movie 2. If they take their time on it I think it will be pretty cool. But now that means I have to see Harry Potter and The Lord Of The Rings or I won't get the jokes. Oh well, I'll see those two movies just for Scary Movie 3, it probably wouldn't be that funny if I didn't.
One thing though, Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter aren't exactly "scary movies" but will still be spoofed in the third installment of "Scary Movie"? That's what I thought. Oh well, if it's funny, who cares. At least I'll get to see Anna Faris again.
What does everyone think of this and will you see it?
NO NO NO! I'm sick of these dumb parodies! enough is enough! esp when you are parodying films like star wars and lord of the rings.
i saw the first one and i was extremely disgusted by the penis entering ear bit. that was fucking sick. i dont want to see another guy's dick except for mine. especially when its getting thrusted in another guy's ear.
all they are doing is trying to make money and they are making shitty ass movies in the process... please.
inglourious basterd
12-24-2001, 11:34 PM
Well..hmm...sounds like a tough thing to parody. **sarcasm**
Ill give 1-10 odds that they will "exploit" the fact that black people arent in LOTR or Harry Potter.
10-1 odds they will get Sam Jackson to cameo his role from Star Wars
EVEN odds marlon wayans will play that role.
4-5 odds that a character similar to arwen will be played by anna faris and that she will give head to one of the other warrior guys (or better yet, a horse).
The problem I had with Scary Movie is that I felt it was too predictable.. Now that you know what 80% of the jokes are (look above) hopefully you will see it isnt that funny.
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I hated the first one, the second one was okay, ill see this one regardless of how it looks. Might as well give it a shot, should have a laugh or two. Hopefully there will be some good cameos unlike in the second one.
Narst
12-25-2001, 10:11 AM
I'd say Scary Movie 3 will make just over half of what Scary Movie 2 made. Lord of the Rings is pretty scary but I definatly don't consider Star Wars nor Harry Potter suitable basis for a Scary Movie spoof.
By the way, where's your precious Not Another Teen Movie now Mike?
edonline
12-25-2001, 01:04 PM
"the dying Scary Movie series"?? I wouldn't necessarily call two movies a series but...
The first one was funny because it parodied one specific genre; the second had more of a "we'll make fun of whatever comes to mind" feel to it
Lindsey
12-25-2001, 08:37 PM
I LOVED the first one, HATED the second one, and oh god...Not a 3rd.
Ender
12-26-2001, 12:43 AM
Yawn. These guys should quite while they're (sort of) ahead. Trust me, Star Wars parodies are waaaaay overdone (just check Atom Films), and by the time this movie comes out, LOTR jokes will be old hat as well.
SubMethod
12-26-2001, 01:20 AM
I haven't liked Scary Movie since the first came out. But, that's Hollywood for you. They'll do anything just to get some more money. Just look at The Scorpion King. What a bad idea.
ColinM
12-26-2001, 07:31 PM
The Wayan Brothers definitely should've stopped after the first one. After the shitty second one, it was like people realized "Hey, these guys aren't funny at all!"
The third one, I'll bet, will be even worse. Already it sounds pathetic. Lord of the Brooms??? What the hell is funny about that?
[This message has been edited by ColinM (edited 12-26-2001).]
Dignan777
12-26-2001, 10:08 PM
why? i couldn't be more sick of these stupid movies. There is no need for them, from what i heard the second scary movie was just horrible, and completely unfunny, why make a sequel to a movie that wasn't that successful?? Please don't answer the question, because I know the answer all ready. I'm just putting these thoughts out there.
James Logan
12-27-2001, 06:08 AM
SCARY MOVIE 3?????
That's gonna make two movies too much in the series if you want my advice...
And -- that's a dumbass title, too. Sounds like the title of a "funny" play from school.
APzombie
12-28-2001, 03:44 AM
it will never end, once they spoofed every movie out there the'll just spoof the themselves, the'll steel scenes from the previeus scary movies and spoof them... O Lord the humanity...
daddiefatsacks
12-28-2001, 04:23 AM
this is fucking retarded, Scary movie 3 Episode 1...just THINK ABOUT THAT for a second.
and supposedly the WAYANS aren't going to return...so how is this going to be a sequel...
this movie will BOMB>
bluntman86
12-28-2001, 11:40 AM
YES! I love the Scary Movies!!!!
EDsoulsurvive*
12-28-2001, 08:30 PM
ill see and support anything that'll bring anna faris back onto the screen http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif
ColinM
12-29-2001, 11:48 AM
I think Anna Faris has to get out of the Scary Movie series and into some REAL movies before it's too late.
Dumb-Fokker-**
12-29-2001, 12:58 PM
Oh goodness. Can we say, "stupid as all fucking hell"?? We can?? Good.
LordKaruku
12-29-2001, 04:03 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by James Logan:
SCARY MOVIE 3?????
That's gonna make two movies too much in the series if you want my advice...</font>
Or three too many, if you want mine.
jingo
12-29-2001, 06:34 PM
kill the waynas. all of them. choke them with this shity script
Ender
12-30-2001, 02:50 AM
Actually Jingo, the Wayans don't have a hand in this one, which, to me, makes it even more disturbing. How bad does a movie have to be if the Wayans brothers won't associate themselves with it?
Sickness9
12-31-2001, 03:32 PM
I couldnt care less really. The 1st and 2nd scary movies were funny as hell and I laughed my ass off so if a 3rd is on its way consider me sold and my ticket pre bought.
Warrior728
12-31-2001, 03:56 PM
This proves most people have no taste, if they can keep throwing this crap out there, and getting a big audience.
And yet we can't get another Superman film? Something is wrong with this world! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/mad.gif
master noam
01-01-2002, 08:30 PM
i can`t believe the stupid people at dimesion films want to do a dumb retarded film idea like this, and dumb inngorant people like you will go to see it.
James Logan
01-01-2002, 09:07 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Warrior728:
This proves most people have no taste, if they can keep throwing this crap out there, and getting a big audience.
And yet we can't get another Superman film? Something is wrong with this world! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/mad.gif</font>
Kid, you just saw the light. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif
SubMethod
01-01-2002, 09:18 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by master noam:
i can`t believe the stupid people at dimesion films want to do a dumb retarded film idea like this, and dumb inngorant people like you will go to see it. </font>
I dont think anybody in this thread said they would go to see this.
jackson13
01-03-2002, 11:50 AM
I liked the 1st and 2nd, but I don't think I can stand Shorty's annoying laugh all the way through a third film. God, my ears are hurting all ready.
Ghostface 2000
01-03-2002, 12:15 PM
Well this should be a good movie then.
Not!
herculeez
01-03-2002, 09:07 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lindsey:
I LOVED the first one, HATED the second one, and oh god...Not a 3rd.</font>
Erm...i can't add any more to that...the girl summed up my exact thoughts.
Ok, i can add more, what the hell are they thinking?
Granted you can get quite a few parodies from these movies but damn, these ideas are so stupid im not quite sure who would really want to see this piece of shite!
Damn!
"Not another parody!" is all i can say about that.
Frank Stallone
01-05-2002, 04:46 PM
How can there be so mony people excited about this movie, it is going to be terrible like the first two. They were a parody of Scream which kinda a parody of horror movies anyway. They make fun of movies that sometimes aren't even "scary movies" and have allready been used in so many jokes it is pitiful.
Common Sense Man
01-05-2002, 04:59 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mike:
But now that means I have to see Harry Potter and The Lord Of The Rings or I won't get the jokes. Oh well, I'll see those two movies just for Scary Movie 3.
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You have not seen FOTR yet! I can understand Harry Potter as it is a kiddie movie but FOTR is great.
And if you are only seeing it so you can understand Scary Movie 3 well that helps me understand why you like so many crappy movies. (Like Ghosts of Mars)
If you think Scary Movie 3 is worth seeing over FOTR or even Harry Potter for that matter.
Ouch, the pictures is becoming clearer.
Out.....
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You have not seen FOTR yet! I can understand Harry Potter as it is a kiddie movie but FOTR is great.
And if you are only seeing it so you can understand Scary Movie 3 well that helps me understand why you like so many crappy movies. (Like Ghosts of Mars)
If you think Scary Movie 3 is worth seeing over FOTR or even Harry Potter for that matter.
Ouch, the pictures is becoming clearer.
Out.....</font>
The reason I haven't seen LOTR and Harry Potter is because of the hype, I hate hype, the more I hear about a movie the less I want to see it, especially if it's a big Blockbuster movie. Plus I didn't think Harry Potter looked that great. But LOTR actually does look pretty good, and I will see it when it comes out on video, because at the moment, I am really sick of hearing about it. The only main movie I want to see really bad right now is The Business Of Strangers but that's in limited release. Most of the movies out right now in theaters look dumb. I like spoofs and I think Scary Movie 3 will be better than the second one, it shouldn't be as rushed plus it has a direction to go in, it knows what it will be spoofing, with Scary Movie 2 it seems like they made it up as they went along. Anyway, yes, I will see Scary Movie 3, sometimes it's nice just to go to the movies and leave your brain at the door and have a good time, and that's what spoof movies are to me, a good time. I LOVE SPOOFS, I even found REPOSSESSED funny. If you don't like them, fine, but I do.
Common Sense Man
01-06-2002, 01:01 PM
Well I can only say you are loosing out if you wait until FOTR is on video before you see it.
And Harry Potter was boring, but it is not even in the same Universe as FOTR, not hype, fact.
You are obviously not a fan of Tolkien but just like many movies if you do not see them on the big screen you miss a lot.
Wait until late February and sneak into a very late show, no one will tell and you don't have to admit it to anyone.
You will thank me later.
I too like spoofs, but to look forward to Scary Movie 3 over any LOTR flick is just crazy talk!
Out........
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Dumb-Fokker-**
01-06-2002, 03:05 PM
I dont like spoofs, and dont understand why they are spoofing 3 movies that arent really scary: Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. It actually pisses me off, because these no-talent directors of these types of films are going to spoof 3 films that are great, and that millions of people love. .....pathetic. Well, I, for one, wont be wasting my money.
ColinM
01-07-2002, 08:48 PM
I like GOOD spoofs, but they are a rare breed. The Scary Movie series are far from good spoofs. What I hate even more about them is that they seem to have revived bad spoof movies (Not Another Teen Movie). http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif
Let's all just watch The Naked Gun and Airplane and try to pretend these bad spoofs don't exist.
herculeez
01-09-2002, 08:18 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Common Sense Man:
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And if you are only seeing it so you can understand Scary Movie 3 well that helps me understand why you like so many crappy movies. (Like Ghosts of Mars)
[B]</font>
Ok, nasty talk like that is something that will earn you a warning if you don't watch it.
If he likes Ghost Of Mars, so what.
If he hasn't seen LOTR: FOTR yet, so what.
What is the problem you have with the fact that he has not seen this movie yet.
I doubt that he was being 100% serious when he said he's watch Harry Potter and LOTR so he could understand Scary Movie 3. This may now be another incentive for him to go and see those 2 movies, but why should anyone be put down for that.
And for the record, Mike has a good taste in movies. I can relate well with him on most of his choices, nice to see someone wiht an open mind I say.
Hey,
thanks herculeez http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif.
Commando Spidey
01-09-2002, 01:02 PM
The Scary Movie "Series" is like a bad car wreck. You know how bad it's going to be but you still look !
herculeez
01-09-2002, 02:52 PM
No probs, Mike.
Stay strong in a group, i say!
No need to go bad mouthing other people for what they like!
You learn that soon enough on this board, hopefully all the schmoes can be mature enough to accept that everyone has different taste on this site.
Let's just discuss movies, argue sure, but no need to have a go at other schmoes.
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Dumb-Fokker-**
01-09-2002, 03:36 PM
I have an open mind, and all Scary Movie does is insult it. .........oh well, to each his own.
KingJoe
01-14-2002, 08:09 PM
Bet the Topic Starter is happy he started this one..... ROFL
King Joe
Jo-Jo
05-19-2002, 08:19 PM
bump
EBastard
05-20-2002, 02:45 AM
Schmoes allow me to give my same thoughts on SM 3 that I had about Dumb & Dumber 2...
Oh Lord...
pod2010
05-20-2002, 08:55 AM
this would be a good idea in my opinion, people need comedies like this to lighten up once in a while, as long as ist isn't as bad as part 2.
dellamorte dellamore
05-20-2002, 09:14 AM
Sounds hilarious,i liked both of them,2 moreso than one,and the fact that i'm an admirer of LOTR should make it even better.
Irene Manor
05-20-2002, 11:45 AM
Yeah, I'm really excited about the prospects that Scary Movie 3 will breathe life into this series that is loved world wide. After Scary Movie, the years 1999-2000 were prosperous for the creators of the series, but once the second installment came out back in 2001, the series saw some bad times. It's been a hard 10 - 15 months for the fans, but the creative minds are sure to tie it all together with part 3. Hell, just tell me when to stand in line to buy tickets and I'm there dressed up in an afro wig!
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Movie Hunter
05-20-2002, 12:04 PM
no i don`t like the way this series is heading.. SCARY MOVIE is supposed to spoof somethings like Jeepers Creepers , Jason X , Halloween...NOT LOTR & SW ....
IT`S NOT EVEN SCARY MOVIEZZZZ
M.H http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
dellamorte dellamore
05-20-2002, 05:55 PM
How do you spoof a film that is already a spoof(intentional or unintentional).The films you listed are already hilarious on their own,it is time to go in another direction.Part 2 did and it worked great.Nothing says that just because it's called Scary Movie,that only Horror films can be made fun of.
Nate6
05-20-2002, 05:59 PM
Oh my god, no! Not another one of these piles of horse crap! Hopefully no one will go see it and the Wayans brothers will crawl back into their hole and come up with funny comedy. Note: Penis and fecal matter jokes do not equal humor!!!
Bloodybitch13
05-23-2002, 04:40 PM
Sorry to disapoint you Nate6,but an earlier post revealed that the wayanes aren't involved with the third instalment.
Nice to see they wised up.
crazy_nick28
05-28-2002, 03:33 PM
For anyone who likes scary movie or if any workers/producers w/e that work for scary movie that look at thsi thread
I THINK ITS SICK AND DISTURBING!!
Making fun of good movies such as and like LOTR and Harry Potter do people have nothing better to do!!
-John
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dellamorte dellamore
05-29-2002, 07:34 AM
I'm a sucker for over the top spoofs,that have a certain honesty and lightheartedness at it's core.Especially when my favorite films are spoofed,that's even more hilarious.
Some of these directors and actors/actresses take themselves way too seriously,it's great when someone points out the pretentiousness and silliness of it all with regards to filmmaking,an inherently pretentious endeavor in it's own right.Some just happen to be more entertaining,intriguing,and/or important pretentiousness.
Lets not lose a sense of humor about all this,i'm sure even some of the more famous and succesful directors get a laugh from their creations.after all it's a world that does'nt really exist(unless it's a Documentary of course),and they are making tons of money as a result.
I just wish the Wayans were involved in some way,these films need that manic energy.But i'm not complaining if the hot babe is in it.
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Bloodline
06-01-2002, 03:10 AM
Wait a minute, you're telling me that they are making a 'Scary Movie : Episode I - Lord of the Brooms'? Hello, but didn't this series start off making fun of Horror movies? Now they just make fun of anything that is a movie. It should just be called exactly what the subtitle is 'Episode I - Lord of the Brooms'
Mr_Cheese
06-04-2002, 12:59 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ender:
Actually Jingo, the Wayans don't have a hand in this one, which, to me, makes it even more disturbing. How bad does a movie have to be if the Wayans brothers won't associate themselves with it?</font>
As bad as a Baldwin Brothers movie...
BuDum Ching!
willem84
06-07-2002, 11:08 PM
I'm sick of all these damn parodies and teen movies...they're so predictable and cliche! I refused to see "Not Another Teen Movie" because they made fun of Wes Bentley's character Ricky Fitts from American Beauty...how the hell is that a teen movie...and the stupid thing about that movie is it IS a teen movie....or was...as for scary movie 2...it had no plot....i loved loved loved lord of the rings and you bet i'm seeing the other two...i won't be seeing this piece of crap lord of the brooms, possibly ruining how much i liked lord of the rings.... just as i won't be seeing jurassic park 4 at the box office--they ruined it for me at 3
APzombie
06-08-2002, 10:28 AM
let me bring up the slogan that was on the box cover for Scary Movie
The horror movie WITHOUT a sequal
xirtam
06-11-2002, 10:06 AM
Actually, APZombie, the slogan was "NO MERCY. NO SHAME. NO SEQUEL." But close enough.
dellamorte dellamore
06-11-2002, 10:15 AM
I'm looking foward to this,it's the perfect antidote to directors and actors who take themselves and their creations far too seriously.And even without a plot,part 2 was still pretty damn funny,there were some genuine laugh out loud moments in there,but i admit some bits just fell totally flat.
Plus,LOTR is ripe for the comedic treatment.It's a favorite of mine,but come on there was some cheesy dialogue in it,that can really work as a spoof.I'm high on this sequel,if they take their time and do some research with regards to the films they are spoofing,it could work.
orlando_bloom_luvr
07-19-2002, 02:21 AM
*Now listen carefully!!! these people that are making the scary movie series are really bored because look at the rubbish and the amount of money that they are wasting to make cruddy movies like these!!! plus the lord of the rings is a fabulous story full-stop! nobody can discriminate this story it was the best selling movie!!! now look at scary movie !!! its a load of crap and to be honest i absolutley thought it was boring!!! and if your a real movie luver u dont hang crap on movies like the lord of the rings cas it doesnt matter wat amount of money your getting your just wasting it buy making more shit!!! reading the book was great 2!! i luv the lord of the rings and im sure many people do!!! so just dont take any notice of shit like scary movie cas there imature little pieces of shit!!!
thank-you
luv matilda
orlando_bloom_luvr
07-19-2002, 02:42 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by dellamorte dellamore:
I'm looking foward to this,it's the perfect antidote to directors and actors who take themselves and their creations far too seriously.And even without a plot,part 2 was still pretty damn funny,there were some genuine laugh out loud moments in there,but i admit some bits just fell totally flat.
Plus,LOTR is ripe for the comedic treatment.It's a favorite of mine,but come on there was some cheesy dialogue in it,that can really work as a spoof.I'm high on this sequel,if they take their time and do some research with regards to the films they are spoofing,it could work.</font>
People heres an example of a person who has got suked into this crap!!! nobody cares if a dik comes out of a wall and killz the blak dude!!! nobody cares if theres a killer running around the house!! because its all a load of crap!!! while u people rave about scary movie 3 even more people will be chatting about TTT (the two towers) !!! scary movie is something for your hormones and sik mines 2 work out!! the lord of the rings is for creativity and your minds and adventures and rediscovering someone else under yourself!!! Humans were meant to find something in life not 2 watch wat other people have created!!! its a waste of money and it could have fed a lot of kids in poverty !!! so the more you watch shit like scary movie the more you indulge yourself in something that isnt real and is something to groval over!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif pleaz dont watch shit like that!!! im not saying that u cant but its just that u could be doing heaps of other great things than watching shit!!!
bye!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif
APzombie
07-19-2002, 08:42 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by xirtam:
Actually, APZombie, the slogan was "NO MERCY. NO SHAME. NO SEQUEL." But close enough.</font>
lol, yeah, i knew it was somthing like that...
movielover-9
07-19-2002, 03:52 PM
Scary Movie 3 ?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Its the same tired fart and sex jokes. When will this stupid franchise end? When will the Wayanas Brothers realize this isn't funny anymore? The first one was okay yet the 2nd one was just recycled garbage. I swear when this comes out on video, I'm going to my local video store and burning every single copy!
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by orlando_bloom_luvr:
People heres an example of a person who has got suked into this crap!!! nobody cares if a dik comes out of a wall and killz the blak dude!!! nobody cares if theres a killer running around the house!! because its all a load of crap!!! while u people rave about scary movie 3 even more people will be chatting about TTT (the two towers) !!! scary movie is something for your hormones and sik mines 2 work out!! the lord of the rings is for creativity and your minds and adventures and rediscovering someone else under yourself!!! Humans were meant to find something in life not 2 watch wat other people have created!!! its a waste of money and it could have fed a lot of kids in poverty !!! so the more you watch shit like scary movie the more you indulge yourself in something that isnt real and is something to groval over!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif pleaz dont watch shit like that!!! im not saying that u cant but its just that u could be doing heaps of other great things than watching shit!!!
bye!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>
Lord Of The Rings made a hell of a lot more at the Box Office than Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2 combined----think of how many starving kids and homeless people you could have fed with that money that was spent on LOTR. Man, you are so heartless!!!
Horror whore
07-19-2002, 07:24 PM
So.... Is this actually getting made or is it in development hell? If it's getting made, who's in it? Whens it coming out? Etc...
Nate6
07-19-2002, 09:41 PM
Well, according to Upcoming Movies (http://www.upcomingmovies.com), it didn't start filming on time in March, and both director and stars have yet to be announced.
dellamorte dellamore
07-20-2002, 09:14 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by orlando_bloom_luvr:
People heres an example of a person who has got suked into this crap!!! nobody cares if a dik comes out of a wall and killz the blak dude!!! nobody cares if theres a killer running around the house!! because its all a load of crap!!! while u people rave about scary movie 3 even more people will be chatting about TTT (the two towers) !!! scary movie is something for your hormones and sik mines 2 work out!! the lord of the rings is for creativity and your minds and adventures and rediscovering someone else under yourself!!! Humans were meant to find something in life not 2 watch wat other people have created!!! its a waste of money and it could have fed a lot of kids in poverty !!! so the more you watch shit like scary movie the more you indulge yourself in something that isnt real and is something to groval over!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif pleaz dont watch shit like that!!! im not saying that u cant but its just that u could be doing heaps of other great things than watching shit!!!
bye!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>
People,here's an example of an elitist,who can't take a joke.To narrow minded to enjoy both LOTR and a film such as Scary Movie.
I got sucked in because i rented both of them,and liked it(2 more than one)?That's a joke,and that statement is not only insulting,but presumptive also.
You don't know what i like,and somehow just because i would'nt mind a sequel to SM that spoofs you're "sacred" LOTR franchise,you think i'm some perverse braindead teenager with no taste in film.
The more i watch LOTR,the more i'm starting to realize just how overrrated it really is.There i said it,it's not the phenomenal achievement i thought it was originally.It's starting to look like a spoof more than anything,more comedic than dramatic.Cheesy dialogue,self concious performances(OB looks like some hippie from the 70's),over the top action sequences,overly dramatic music.But in spite of it all i still like it,just not as much as i once did.
So,a spoof of this film would,or could be hilarious,but there is no guarantee.
Just so you know,filmmaking is inherently pretentious.The ones that think it has some higher purpose are the most pretentious of the lot.
And did you ever think that the crew that will work on this film may have kids,and a paycheck will go a long way to feeding those kids.You wrote something about starving children,so this is a way they can be taken care of,work.It may not be work you approve of because of your high cinematic standards,but it will help pay someon'es mortgage and put food on the table.
And if i'm not mistaken,you're beloved PJ started out in the film business making over the top gross out gore fests.How soon people forget.I think it's something people try to forget.You can't,Bad Taste,Meet the Feebles,Dead Alive,they're all out there for all the world to see.
Guess it's allright for PJ to make a film of this style but not anyone else.
B-ball Dude
07-20-2002, 11:18 AM
I really want to see this movie. I loved the first two and i'll probably like this one.
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ashandhischainsaw
07-20-2002, 01:53 PM
Star Wars has already been done.Its called Spaceballs its really funny.
ColinM
07-20-2002, 02:10 PM
I stand by my original hatred of the idea of this movie. The first one wasn't funny and I hear the second was way worse. The title for this one makes it seem that this one will be even worse that the second probably is. Lord of the Brooms? Completely unfunny shite...
dellamorte dellamore
07-20-2002, 03:51 PM
I have to plead temporary insanity with regards to my LOTR comments.I think i'm just suffering from overload,having seen it so many times.All the other comments still stand,bring on Lord of the Brooms.
LOTR overrated,what the heek was i thinkin'?
Kastman
07-24-2002, 07:13 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by orlando_bloom_luvr:
People heres an example of a person who has got suked into this crap!!! nobody cares if a dik comes out of a wall and killz the blak dude!!! nobody cares if theres a killer running around the house!! because its all a load of crap!!! while u people rave about scary movie 3 even more people will be chatting about TTT (the two towers) !!! scary movie is something for your hormones and sik mines 2 work out!! the lord of the rings is for creativity and your minds and adventures and rediscovering someone else under yourself!!! Humans were meant to find something in life not 2 watch wat other people have created!!! its a waste of money and it could have fed a lot of kids in poverty !!! so the more you watch shit like scary movie the more you indulge yourself in something that isnt real and is something to groval over!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif pleaz dont watch shit like that!!! im not saying that u cant but its just that u could be doing heaps of other great things than watching shit!!!
bye!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>
i would just like to say that i dont think the wayans guys made scary movie 1 and 2 for you people who only care about "rediscovering someone else under yourself". they made it to make fun of scary movies and even though it shouldnt be called "scary movie" now i dont think they should call it "adventure movie" . i think the whole scary movie title is just saying that its a spoof movie now, since there is this one now.
Humans were meant to find something in life and not 2 watch what other people have created
other people created lord of the rings, other people created every movie. so your saying we weren't meant to watch any movie. if so then......ok i got nothin
in conclusion, spoof movies arent supposed to win best picture, they are meant to make people laugh which it did perfectly in scary movie 1 all the way through, and in scary movie 2 for the opening and the guy with the munted hand.
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