J. Lo and Ben Affleck are engaged!

[electriclite]

J.Lo and Affleck Set for Valentine's Day Nuptials? (http://us.imdb.com/PeopleNews/)

And the wedding is supposed to be around the release of Ben's comic book action flick Dare Devil.

(setting egg timer)

So, let'er rip folks.

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[Moviefan1234]

I feel sorry for Ben. Poor guy, she won't keep him for long.

[Grebdron]

I don't feel sorry for him. They're both big headed a-holes. They deserve each other, even though it won't last.

[electriclite]

The main question that has been running through my head is: Where is Matt Damon to bitch-slap some sense into this guy's head?!

Friends don't let friends do stupid shit like this...................... unless they're drunk and it's for a laugh.

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[Cyclonus]

*yawn* Another joke of a Hollywood marriage. Anyone want to place bets on how long it will last?

[Thankless Spleen]

phiew, I read Joblo and ben Affleck are engaged... JLO is just a golddigger. And Affleck is a playa. You should see how much he fools around in montreal.

[Nate6]

Four months, at the most.

[electriclite]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thankless Spleen:
phew, I read Joblo and ben Affleck are engaged... </font>

That would be one HELL of a thread!

[The Heart Collector]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cyclonus:
*yawn* Another joke of a Hollywood marriage. Anyone want to place bets on how long it will last?</font>

36 hours.


but since it's J.Lo, they'll actually stay "MARRIED" for 4 and a half years.


PWNED.

[Sam Hain]

publicity stunt.
every year we get a few of these.

[Invincible]

No Shit??? really? already!? damn He'll get to have dat ass All nigh' lon' http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Sam Hain]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Invincible:
No Shit??? really? already!? damn He'll get to have dat ass All nigh' lon' :D</font>

dats alot o'ass.

lucky bastard.

[electriclite]

So let me get this straight: You think that when he get's married, he'll have the "ass"? So since they're dating, he ain't gettin' none?

Wow, I thought that whole "no sex till marriage" custom was dead! Apparently it's still up and kicking http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[rockerbaby604]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Grebdron:
I don't feel sorry for him. They're both big headed a-holes. They deserve each other, even though it won't last.</font>

I agree with you. JLo cant act or sing. Ben cant act either, he always plays the same kind of roles, ssssssssooooooo boring.

[James Logan]

Jesus Christ, JLo ain't never gonna learn, will she? If she keeps this up, she'll end up getting married more times than even Elizabeth Taylor! Bitch! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Condoleances to Ben. No assholes deserves HER.

[JoBlo]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thankless Spleen:
phiew, I read Joblo and ben Affleck are engaged... JLO is just a golddigger. And Affleck is a playa. You should see how much he fools around in montreal.</font>

Sorry dude...it was just a weekend thang with me and Big Ben...my ass apparently wasn't big ENOUGH!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[electriclite]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JoBlo:
Sorry dude...it was just a weekend thang with me and Big Ben...my ass apparently wasn't big ENOUGH!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif</font>


LOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom Samborski]

Two Words: Publicity Stunt

[Movie_Fan201]

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Originally posted by JoBlo:
Sorry dude...it was just a weekend thang with me and Big Ben...my ass apparently wasn't big ENOUGH!!
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"ENOUGH" was that a pun?

®~RJP~® Movie-VIBE --- http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/edoom/flamethrowingsmiley.gif

[Scarface98.9]

let's examine:

http://www.2topstars.com/pictdir/actresses/gallery/jlopez/jlopez23.jpg

http://www.2topstars.com/pictdir/actresses/gallery/jlopez/jlopez117.jpg

my response?

http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/idhitit3.jpg

[Buck Turgidson]

I can't wait to see the list of prenuptual demands that crazy girl and her shysters will come up with.

Her ex-boyfriend (from the old neighborhood, not Criss Judd) claims she's frigid and doesn't like to get sweaty. Ben might be one sorely disappointed Red Sox fan a week or two into the marriage...

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[Common Sense Man]

When are people going to get over J-Ho she is a skank! Just like Brittany.

Ben deserves every STD moment he gets.

Hey Ben how do you like Puffy seconds!

Or is that P-Diddy seconds.

Out.....................

[Linus*likes*noise]

didn't she just get married?? I guess ho-isms are accepted in hollywood. Nad they make fun of Robert Downey Jr for using a few drugs, bla bla bla.

Wasted marriges, in my mind, are a bigger crime then drug use. At least Rob boy makes good movies.

[CWM]

Damn, that JLo still is a babe ... too bad she's dumping'em like garbagebags all the time. I guess she must have a difficult character. After all, she's from 'the streets', so you can betcha she's a wise-ass (pun intended) ...

[electriclite]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CWM:
Damn, that JLo still is a babe ... too bad she's dumping'em like garbagebags all the time. I guess she must have a difficult character. After all, she's from 'the streets', so you can betcha she's a wise-ass (pun intended) ...

</font>

She's a Latin Princess, with a Diva complex (and yet she can't sing) which means she will tap dance over a man's heart and testicles with stilettos if she feels like it!

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[James Logan]

A Diva complex...that's exactly what she got. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Neil McCauley]

Keep an eye out for their next flick, The Sum of All Rears.

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[arto_j]

Wow...I've never seen so many incredibly cynical responses to a piece of news that's basically good. Someone's having the time of their life, have met someone they like enough to possibly marry. And what do we call it? "Publicity stunt, she's a whore, he's an asshole"...Yeah, makes me real glad to be part of the human race...

[Thursday's Child]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by arto_j:
...Yeah, makes me real glad to be part of the human race...</font>

Leave then!

[Jason Voorhees]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cyclonus:
*yawn* Another joke of a Hollywood marriage. Anyone want to place bets on how long it will last?</font>

Well said, I despise celebrities, their facileness is my anathema. 6 months.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by arto_j:
Wow...I've never seen so many incredibly cynical responses to a piece of news that's basically good. Someone's having the time of their life, have met someone they like enough to possibly marry. And what do we call it? "Publicity stunt, she's a whore, he's an asshole"...Yeah, makes me real glad to be part of the human race...</font>

It could be far worse, we could be wishing death on them, Which most of us certainly not, also many of the cynical comments are about their previous actions, and how history will probably be repeating itself.

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[Grebdron]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by arto_j:
Wow...I've never seen so many incredibly cynical responses to a piece of news that's basically good. Someone's having the time of their life, have met someone they like enough to possibly marry. And what do we call it? "Publicity stunt, she's a whore, he's an asshole"...Yeah, makes me real glad to be part of the human race...</font>

They've chosen to be in the public eye. Nobody's forced them. We are entitled to our opinions, and this board is where we air them. She is a ho, he is an asshole, and I can say that.

[arto_j]

Hey...No offence was meant, the human race thing was probably overdoing it a bit http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

I just read all these responses, and was sort of surprised not to see a single positive word, but as you said the people here can say whatever they can. My apologies to anyone who was offended.

[Grebdron]

No apologies necessary, arto. F*** em if they can't take a joke, right? Nobody should let anything they read on these boards offend them. Actually, to take that a step further, if people didn't let what other people say offend them, we'd probably live in a much better world.

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[Movie_Fan201]

Lopez is verry high maitnence and Ben is verry Rich, i actualy give them a long time... they both make around the same money, so there isn't a jealousy problem there, and how is Affleck an asshole.. i am a fan of this guy

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[electriclite]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Movie_Fan201:
Lopez is verry high maitnence and Ben is verry Rich, i actualy give them a long time... they both make around the same money, so there isn't a jealousy problem there, and how is Affleck an asshole.. i am a fan of this guy

®~RJP~® Movie-VIBE --- http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/edoom/flamethrowingsmiley.gif </font>

If both partners making large amounts of money were the basis to any successful marriage, no one in Hollywood would ever divorce.

[FeverDog420]

Speaking of 'Flek...

From the IMDb:

Bald Ben Affleck's toupee secret has been shockingly revealed when his hairpiece flew off at a party, according to press reports. The Pearl Harbor hunk had his secret revealed at a party when he and fellow actor Vince Vaughn started play-fighting and his carefully concealed hairpiece flew up in the air, British newspaper the Daily Star claims. A source says, "Ben was embarrassed. But he was with friends and begged them to keep his secret. He's very private when it comes to his hair loss. He hasn't even broken the news to Jennifer Lopez yet. But his baldness has been the talk of Hollywood ever since he flipped his wig." A friend adds, "Ben's very vain. He's had close to $50,000 worth of dental caps to improve his smile."

Is this for real??

[The Heart Collector]

It's imdb.com


So NO.

[Jason Voorhees]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Heart Collector:
It's imdb.com


So NO.</font>

Yeah, they are very prone to mistakes, someone posted this out of mirth I imagine, or some idiot probably reading Star magazine and believing it.. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif.

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[Grebdron]

I actually heard the same thing from another source this morning. Hmmm, wonder if it's true.

[Ender]

Am I the only one who doesn't care one way or the other? Thousands of people get engaged every day, why should I pay more attention to these two?

[BadCoverVersion]

Re: Slap-head Affleck

I read a "wicked whisper" on the very same subject last week...

And those 3am Girls are usually pretty spot on!

[Martha]

Well, I really don't give a damn if they get married or not; but they really need to stop those public "love displays"; I really don't need to see Affleck sticking his hand down the back of her pants.
http://www.joblo.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[JoBlo]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Martha:
I really don't need to see Affleck sticking his hand down the back of her pants.
http://www.joblo.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif</font>

Picture please! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Cyclonus]

Down her pants? Ohhhh.....hot! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

If I had a chance to finally meet the love of my life, I'd never take my hands off her sweet little ass!

(of course J-Lo's ass is anything but "little," no matter how sweet it is)

[Jason Voorhees]

lol Me too man..

[Martha]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JoBlo:
Picture please! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif</font>

I'm sure you'd LOVE to see it, but sadly (for you!), I saw this on a spanish talk show the other day.
http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[boggie]

Wow, ailing star J-Lo, who is rapidly losing fans as they discover she can't act or sing and that she isn't all that, and that she once had a family of sparrows living in what used to be huge eyebrows, is engaged to Ben Affleck, who has been suffering from a speight of turkeys. My fragile heart cannot take these shocks.