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bowieee
09-23-2002, 11:25 PM
This thread is going to be a game where we make fun stories about guest stars we throw into our favorite horror movies. To start things off lets do for steve Billy idol in the lost boys since his post made me think of this thread. If Billy was a blood sucker would he be a leader or would he hang out in the background saying riiiight! alot and shaking a punk rock fist while chowing down at beach bonfires?
stevereno
09-23-2002, 11:31 PM
*gets giddy*
BILLY IDOL would kick ass! he would eat punkers and screw STAR all at once!
i cant think of anything good and WITTY at the moment so i will post more later (you can bet your ASS i will!)
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teenkiller
09-24-2002, 01:43 AM
Billy Idol would without a doubt be fukcing peoples asses up. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.
bowieee
09-26-2002, 09:08 PM
Silly Billy would rock and I dont think the frog brothers would have lived if Mr. idol was on the blood suckers side.
stevereno
09-27-2002, 06:04 PM
what if DAVID BOWIE was in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD or MICHAEL BIEHN in NEAR DARK
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bowieee
09-29-2002, 09:49 PM
David bowie if he turned into a zombie would lure helpless victims in with his tight leather pants and then bite their face off. Michael beihn would mutilate people with his stubbly beard in near dark before chowing down on them.
What if Michael Jackson was in Freddy vrs Jason?
stevereno
09-29-2002, 09:51 PM
MICHAEL JACKSON would be the heroine. what if PRINCE was in HALLOWEEN?
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bowieee
09-29-2002, 10:48 PM
He would have a purple felt trick or treat bag and a rassberry beret on. I see him trying to seduce Laurie but ending up stabbed in the eye by micheal.
What if Chunk from the Goonies was in Aliens?
stevereno
09-29-2002, 10:52 PM
chunk would have frizzy hair and overalls :). what if FREDDY PRINZE jr. was in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
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bowieee
09-29-2002, 10:54 PM
Freddy would have him have a nightmare about having a bad hair day and then murder him with a mirror shard.
What if Macauly Culkin was in Ginger Snaps?
stevereno
09-29-2002, 10:57 PM
he would get eaten and forced to look at EMILY PERKIN'S face.
what if COREY FELDMAN was in THE FOG?
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bowieee
09-29-2002, 11:28 PM
He would be wearing sunglasses even though its foggy out and he would steal the pirates ghost ship to do drug smuggling.
What if Ernest was in The terminator?
stevereno
09-29-2002, 11:49 PM
sarah conner would beat up ERNEST because he keeps refuring to her as "VERN"
what if TOM CRUISE was in FRIDAY THE 13TH?
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bowieee
10-01-2002, 08:53 PM
Jason would burn his copy of dianetics as he pulls out toms teeth one by one. after he was done Jason would ask for toms autograph because he always wanted to be a fighter pilot but he decided to be a horror villian instead.
What if....
Aliens was filmed as a Disney cartoon and Mickey and Donald starred in it?
stevereno
10-01-2002, 09:56 PM
it would be the HOTTEST movie ever made!
what if ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL was in THE LOST BOYS?
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bowieee
10-02-2002, 01:26 AM
Anthony Michael Hall would be the frog brothers distant cousin who they pick on and give wedgies too.
What if... Mel Gibson braveheart character was in Night of the Living dead?
Isnt it funny how noone else is playing? I know there has to be some other schmoes reading these. *prepares his cult leader voice* Join uuuuussssss...
stevereno
10-02-2002, 05:09 PM
maybe this will be the next ALIENS SPOOF ROOM? ;) MEL would kick serious zombie tush.
what if jennifer connely was in DONNIE DARKO?
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bowieee
10-02-2002, 06:09 PM
She would probably be baby sitting donnie and end up losing him to a goblin king.
What if Rutger Hauer was in Phantasm?
stevereno
10-02-2002, 09:29 PM
i have yet to see PHANTASM but im sure RUTGER would hitch hike and kill people, replicant style
what if MICHAEL JORDAN was in SILVER BULLET?
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bowieee
10-02-2002, 09:33 PM
Michael would rip off the werewolfs head with his giant hands and then play basketball with it with Corey haim in his rocket powered wheelchair.
What if Corey feldman was in Near Dark?
stevereno
10-02-2002, 10:18 PM
corey would play "sarah" homer's love interest :)
what if TARYN from NOES 3 was in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
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bowieee
10-02-2002, 11:39 PM
She would fall asleep and try to pull people into her dreams only to be eaten by hungry zombies in real life.
What if......
The terminator was played by Sigourney Weaver?
Buck Turgidson
10-03-2002, 02:17 AM
That movie would be called Aliens :D
What if Paul Reiser played Freddy Krueger?
stevereno
10-03-2002, 08:06 PM
there would be no sequels and the movie would of BOMBED
what if LANCE HENDRIKSEN did in fact play the TERMINATOR like he was supost to?
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bowieee
10-04-2002, 10:10 PM
The terminator would have gotten sarah conner.. ate her... made a hat out of her skull and went on to take over his own continent. Scratch all hope out for humanity.
What if Ernest P Warrell got bit by a werewolf?
stevereno
10-06-2002, 01:35 PM
he would be TEENWOLF's uncle and be extreamly clumsy
what if KEIFER SUTHERLAND was in NEAR DARK?
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bowieee
10-06-2002, 08:01 PM
He would follow the Near dark gang on his mortocycle whining about how they should let him join their gang. Thje near dark crew would peel off the duck tape on their windows just to moon him and give him the finger.
what if........ James Cameron directed Chud?
stevereno
10-06-2002, 08:57 PM
hahaha, SIR CAMERON would of cast ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER as JOHN HEARD'S caracter and LANCE HENDRIKSEN as his girl friend ;)
what if DAVID BOWIE was bald in LABYRINTH?
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bowieee
10-06-2002, 09:18 PM
The cool factor of the movie would drop 23.7 percent. Also the baby would probably have tried to book it by himself out of the castle out of fear of the bald bowie in tight pants.
What if............................
Sigourney weaver only wore sunflower dresses in the alien series?
stevereno
10-06-2002, 11:44 PM
she would look more like a woman (if you could imagine that)
what if corey feldman and corey haim were never born?
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bowieee
10-08-2002, 02:19 PM
The 80's would have been known as the funless decade of sorrow.
What if Corey Feldman turned out to be a huge star and ended up getting the lead in titanic and recieved as much hype now as leonordo dicaprio?
stevereno
10-08-2002, 06:09 PM
i would have him killed. TWICE!
what if james cameron worked at mcdonalds and not as a director
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bowieee
10-09-2002, 12:06 AM
Oh god thats a nightmare. Arnold S. would never have become big. The Alien series would probably ended after one and the movie world as we know it might be completely different then what it is now. Cameron is so damn influential. Ack thats a nightmare stop scaring me steve
Hmmmmm What if April Fools day starred the entire cast of the Jeffersons?
stevereno
10-13-2002, 06:08 PM
sadly i have not seen APRIL FOOLS DAY :(
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bowieee
10-14-2002, 10:04 PM
Damn you steve *shakes fist* Why havent you seen every horror movie ever made whats the matter with you..........
:)
Onto the new What if
What if Diamond back from near dark had a baby with David from the lost boys?
stevereno
10-15-2002, 08:17 PM
i have too! and i rented APRIL FOOL'S DAY but i went to watch it and relised it was broken! and the fuckers didn't even replace it with a new one! i guess i'll buy the DVD.
if they had a kid he would be around my age and i would CARESS his mullet with a passion!
what if BOWIE was never born?
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bowieee
10-15-2002, 11:57 PM
Bowie never being born........Thats a Nightmare and a half. The Rock world would be a completely different place. Labrynth would diminished in its nifty coolness factor and life would be a little less fun. Ack what a nightmare.
Well onto something fun.
What if Sigourney Weaver learned how to play drums and started back up drumming for billy idol?
stevereno
10-16-2002, 05:13 PM
she would go nuts and break every pair of DRUM STICKS in the world. IDOL would fire her and he would JAM on with STEVE STEVENS
what if vampires were used insted of zombies in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD?
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bowieee
10-16-2002, 06:21 PM
Then it would have been called return of the lost boys.
What if The alien in john Carpenters The Thing turned out to be michael Jackson?
stevereno
10-16-2002, 06:28 PM
your telling me that it wasn't MICHAEL JACKSON?! boy is my face red
what if HALLOWEEN took place on EASTER?
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The Claw
10-16-2002, 10:16 PM
Hahaha. you guys are so nutty. but i love ya.
still i dont know about halloween on easter. michael myers would dress up as a bunny or some shit. ;D
what if the police academy gang made a horror film? ;D sorry but i've been watching those movies and want to put them into every post i can. i loves em.
stevereno
10-16-2002, 10:45 PM
what?! i thought the police academy movies WERE horror? silly me :D
what if FREDDY KRUEGER was played by someone other then ROBERT ENGLUND?
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The Claw
10-16-2002, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by stevereno
what?! i thought the police academy movies WERE horror? silly me :D
what if FREDDY KRUEGER was played by someone other then ROBERT ENGLUND?
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Haha steveo steve guttenburg might be scary but i still like those movies.
then the nightmare on elm street movies would have sucked alot of asscock. robert englund is what makes those movies. no one can to freddy better then him. and im glad he got that part i guess or some shit.
stevereno
10-16-2002, 11:02 PM
way to not say another "what if" CLAW!
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The Claw
10-16-2002, 11:04 PM
uh what if uh.. er.. um.. you go. i cant think of any.
stevereno
10-16-2002, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by The Claw
uh what if uh.. er.. um.. you go. i cant think of any.
me too, damn tiredness
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XCoRyX
10-16-2002, 11:57 PM
What If Dominique Swain or Marla Sokoloff would have gotten the part of Gina Phillips Character in Jeepers Creepers (they tried out)....
bowieee
10-17-2002, 03:21 AM
What if I had no clue who those people were? :p
XCoRyX
10-17-2002, 03:27 PM
really?i'll change it,what if peter cushing or christopher lee accepted the part of dr. loomis....would you rather see pleasence?
stevereno
10-17-2002, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by XCoRyX
What If Dominique Swain or Marla Sokoloff would have gotten the part of Gina Phillips Character in Jeepers Creepers (they tried out)....
it would of made things more interesting. i am a fan of both DOMINIQUE (face/off) and MARLA (t.v.'s FULL HOUSE ;) ) and i most likely would of liked the movie more. however i do feel that only GINA could be more believable in the sister role, she had great sibling chemestry with JUSTIN LONG
really?i'll change it,what if peter cushing or christopher lee accepted the part of dr. loomis....would you rather see pleasence?
ok now on to cory's other question........bowieee your on deck
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bowieee
10-17-2002, 06:52 PM
Aye Aye capn.
As much as I am a fan of Lee's I think peter Cushing would be the better loomis out of the two. He still couldn't replace pleasence though.
What if the next friday the 13th was Friday the 13th Musical on ice?
The Claw
10-17-2002, 08:16 PM
It would be so stupid yet funny, and i would be first in line to see it, i wonder if jasons a good skater?
what if uh.. billy idol made a horror film. i dont know im not good at this crap.
stevereno
10-17-2002, 08:38 PM
it would be HOT! and it would be called "RED WEDDING"
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The Claw
10-17-2002, 08:47 PM
how hot steveo?
stevereno
10-17-2002, 09:03 PM
it's like "HOT IN THE CITY" hot
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bowieee
10-18-2002, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by stevereno
it's like "HOT IN THE CITY" hot
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Very witty steve-o.
stevereno
10-18-2002, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by bowieee
Very witty steve-o.
yeah,......im good. ;)
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bowieee
10-20-2002, 10:45 PM
Ok new one...
What if The Lost Boys took place on a submarine?
stevereno
10-21-2002, 08:29 PM
it would be like U-571 but with mullets
what if there were no HALLOWEEN movies?
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bowieee
10-21-2002, 09:00 PM
JohN carpenter may have later on picked a different holiday to terrify us. Maybe Thangiving the movie. Where an irate Martha Stewart stalkes teenage girls.
What if........ Hollywood made a new law that Mr. t had to be in every horror movie that was made until he dies?
stevereno
10-21-2002, 09:03 PM
ACK! martha stewart! *gets the willies*
What if........ Hollywood made a new law that Mr. t had to be in every horror movie that was made until he dies?
he'd be dead by next week ;)
what if.......mike myers played MICHAEL MYERS
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bowieee
10-22-2002, 01:06 AM
Id laugh so hard I would pee my pants.
What if Jason haunted dreams and freddy was the guy stuck at lake shore property?
stevereno
10-22-2002, 05:50 PM
they would both have 12 more sequels each.
what if...........drew barrymore did play CAROL ANNE in poltergeist?
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bowieee
10-22-2002, 06:04 PM
She might be dead now due to that curse on th emovie.
What if James Cameron decided he is leaving the sci fi/horror genre for good and would only do movies based on victorian novels?
stevereno
10-22-2002, 10:29 PM
well it would be better then what he does now....which is NOTHING!
what if......... there were no horror movies?
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bowieee
10-23-2002, 12:04 AM
There would be No Arrow in the head and this post would not be here now.
What if Bill Gates decided to buy all the rights to every single horror movie and burn them because he thinks they are too "violent?"
Tagia_Romero
10-23-2002, 03:49 AM
then the horror industry would be erased from the world! no horror to pass on!
what if the guys who played Valek and Dracula swapped roles?
bowieee
10-24-2002, 12:34 PM
Dracula would be alot taller...................
What if The Goonies was made into a rated r horror movie?
stevereno
10-24-2002, 05:31 PM
oooo interesting....this is what will happen.
MIKEY: is now a zombie who eats brains (but still has 80's hair)
ANDY: is a slutty dominatrix who hunts zombies and has a heart of gold
and the rest are dead....or are they?
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bowieee
10-24-2002, 06:19 PM
Steve your mission should you decide to accept it is to grow up to be a big time movie director and make that movie.
stevereno
10-24-2002, 07:58 PM
consider it done sir BOWIEEE!
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tvmorbid
10-29-2002, 04:59 PM
WHAT IF Bruce Campbell was in Terminator?
stevereno
10-29-2002, 08:07 PM
Arnold would of kicked his ass.
what if......there was no CHAZ in APRIL FOOL'S DAY?
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bowieee
10-30-2002, 12:23 AM
It would have lost a little bit of its 80's fashion goodness.
What if The Fog from The Fog brought the Coreys instead of Ghost Pirates?
stevereno
10-30-2002, 11:33 AM
ANTONIO BAY would be full of crack heads!
what if..........THE RING was never re-made?
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bowieee
10-30-2002, 11:09 PM
People would still be going "Ring What? What the hell are you talking about?"
What if John Hughes decided to make a horror movie.
stevereno
10-31-2002, 11:23 PM
it would be called "SIXTEEN CORPSES"
what if there was no HALLOWEEN holiday?
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bowieee
11-01-2002, 07:47 PM
Sixteen corpses hee hee made me laugh
Last Night would have never happened and my favorite holiday would be gone.
What if the aliens was done as a ballet production?
stevereno
11-01-2002, 11:20 PM
i think that already happend in "ALIENS SPOOF ROOM"
what if.............friday the 13th movies ended after part 1
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bowieee
11-03-2002, 08:01 PM
Jason would still be chilly hanging out in the lake.
What if Jason decided to grow a mullet to go with his hockey mask?
stevereno
11-03-2002, 09:46 PM
i could see that happending. i mean MICHAEL had on in HALLOWEEN 5
what if..........stevereno was never born?
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bowieee
11-03-2002, 09:56 PM
These forums would have lost the chance to know a Neat-o person.
What if The Lost Boys fell in love with Laurie from Halloween?
stevereno
11-04-2002, 11:16 PM
accually i think MICHAEL MYERS fell in love with the lost boys, hence the mullet in HALLOWEEN 5
what if...............halloween was remade?
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bowieee
11-05-2002, 02:35 AM
I would boycott it with all my might.
What if Sweaty Timmy decided to direct a horror movie?
stevereno
11-05-2002, 08:14 PM
i would watch it repeatedly!
what if............the coreys did another HORROR movie?
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bowieee
11-06-2002, 12:02 PM
Haim would play an over weight monster and feldman punk band would sing songs about him and then run away.
What if The Near Dark gang were the new recruits in the next Police academy movie?
stevereno
11-06-2002, 07:06 PM
i wouldn't doubt it. after MICHAEL BIEHN and JENETTE GOLDSTIEN's apearences in CLOCKSTOPPERS, a POLICE ACADEMY MOVIE would be a step up.
what if..........pee wee herman played michael myers
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bowieee
11-06-2002, 07:47 PM
Michael would look grand in that bow tie.
What if Ernest and peewee got trapped in a house full of zombies for a movie?
stevereno
11-07-2002, 06:43 PM
they would scream and break into a dance sequence!
what if...........freddy kruegar was shot in the face?
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Hell Phantom
11-07-2002, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by stevereno
they would scream and break into a dance sequence!
what if...........freddy kruegar was shot in the face?
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If you mean....instead of being burned to death, well he would probably wouldn't have become Freddy Cougar!
If he was shot as THE Freddy Cougar...he'd probably laugh and cut off your testicles!
What if the PREDATOR didn't star arnold and had Samual L Jackson instead?
bowieee
11-08-2002, 12:26 AM
Dutch would have had a big fat wallet that said Bad Mothafucker on it.
What if the predator didnt come to hunt but rather play shuffleboard on cruise ships?
Reaper Girl
11-08-2002, 03:35 AM
we would see michael myers butcher the easter bunny!
what if...leatherface was in the howling?
(well u guys complained that no1 was joining u:p )
Reaper Girl
11-08-2002, 03:40 AM
Originally posted by stevereno
your telling me that it wasn't MICHAEL JACKSON?! boy is my face red
what if HALLOWEEN took place on EASTER?
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michael myers would butcher the easter bunny
wot if pennywise the clown was played by mickey mouse?
bowieee
11-09-2002, 07:43 PM
Donald would pretty much be scared of going near any sewer in his general area.
What if they made a broadway play out of Pumpkinhead?
Reaper Girl
11-09-2002, 11:56 PM
we would hav a wanabe scarecrow singing about how he wanted a brain
what if dr hannibal lecter was played by toby maguire?
bowieee
12-06-2002, 09:27 PM
He would use his boyish charm to pick up a snack in the night club scene.
What if??
The Rocky horror picture show starred the entire cast of The Lost Boys?
michael_myers_woman
12-07-2002, 03:57 PM
Then we would have a Cross dressing Vampire and other crazy vamps
What If?????
Jason Voorhees was in the movie Jame Bond Die Another Day?
The Claw
12-07-2002, 04:04 PM
He and james bond would fight to the death and hopefully end both series. enough is enough they are worn out.
what if??
they mixed the movie fletch, rocky horror picture show and halloween into one movie what would that be like?
michael_myers_woman
12-07-2002, 05:25 PM
Michael would be killing them off then
what if???
Freddy Krueger was in the movie Rush Hour what would that be like?
wand_boy
12-07-2002, 09:42 PM
What if Michael Myers was a porn star?
Gretchen_Ross
12-09-2002, 10:54 PM
then the movie would be called "halloweeny."
what if... julia roberts popped up in "the texas chainsaw massacre"?
michael_myers_woman
12-10-2002, 05:24 PM
Then she would probably ruin the whole show with pretty woman
What If????? Michael Myers showed up in The Dukes Of Hazzard
Foxxy_Cleopatra
12-26-2002, 09:38 PM
There would be Bo and Luke Duke laying all over the place and instead of the good ole boys music playing it would be michael's. well thats what i think sugars
What if...........Jason was on Cheech and Chong movies?
The Claw
12-27-2002, 12:08 AM
He'd get stoned with them. up in smoke rules.
what if chevy chase played Freddy Krueger?
A.J. Hakari
12-27-2002, 12:48 AM
He'd still strap Aunt Edna to the top of the car.
What if...EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC never existed?
PMcG No.6
12-27-2002, 08:34 AM
Utopia?
What if .... Killer Bob from Twin Peaks replaced Michael Myers in Halloween and had Clint Howard as his mutant sidekick?
Hardcore Horror
12-27-2002, 02:40 PM
Jason would kill them all (spiderman would be trying to score with jason, you know what they say about guys in tights!!)
What if Corey Feldman and Corey Haim still had jobs in the movies, insted of smoking crack and cock?
Hardcore Horror
12-27-2002, 02:46 PM
Cartman would become fatter and fatter!!
What if...
They stopped making sequel after sequel!
Hardcore Horror
12-27-2002, 03:02 PM
All hell would break loose! They wouldn't have to live in the grace yard!
What if Corey haim played freddy and Corey Feldman played jason in freddy vs. jason?
Hardcore Horror
12-27-2002, 03:11 PM
I like washed up actors!!
You would get alot of people trying to get laid..
What if peewee herman and mc hammer made a movie?
Hardcore Horror
12-27-2002, 03:15 PM
He wouldn't keep his hand off his cock..
What if micheal jackson and pee wee herman were friends?
Hardcore Horror
12-27-2002, 03:28 PM
Nice reply vincent price!
Shit i'm still laughing
Ash would go crazy!!! The zobies wouldn't have a chance!!
What if Bruce Campbell played a big role in a hollywood movie?
PMcG No.6
12-27-2002, 04:51 PM
Buffy would try to fight them but need help from the crew and Willow would go all ballistic again and fillet everyone in town.
What if David Lynch directed Christopher Walken, Christpoher Lee, Christopher Plummer & Vern Troyer in a remake of Three Men and a Little Baby!?
Foxxy_Cleopatra
12-27-2002, 09:51 PM
Then it would suck!
what if........Jason Voorhees was a pervert lol
tmntraphroehler
12-28-2002, 08:50 AM
He'd get with Ken Foree (Dawn) and the jamaican guy (Day), form a new swat team of zombie killers, and go to all the malls and cemetaries in order to kick ass for the lord.
What if Ash (evil dead) was in freddy vs. jason?
Foxxy_Cleopatra
12-28-2002, 02:25 PM
He would probably team up with Jason and kick freddy's ass
What if..........The Rock was in Halloween Resurrection with Busta Rhymes?
PMcG No.6
12-30-2002, 01:13 PM
It would suck even more.
What if Clint Howard was cast as the baby in Basket Case?
IronedMan
12-30-2002, 01:16 PM
HAHAAHA.... Clint Howard.
What if Burt Reynolds plays Tony Stark when they make an Iron Man movie.
PMcG No.6
12-30-2002, 01:21 PM
I think He'e be too hairy, make porn, drive a Trans Am and have Dom Deluise as his sidekick.
What if Rip Torn, Rip Taylor and Taylor Negron Starred as Freddy, Jason and Michael in a battle to the death!?
bowieee
01-02-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by PMcG No.6
I think He'e be too hairy, make porn, drive a Trans Am and have Dom Deluise as his sidekick.
What if Rip Torn, Rip Taylor and Taylor Negron Starred as Freddy, Jason and Michael in a battle to the death!?
Rip taylor would beat them down with his moustache wax.
What if...............
All the hollywood werewolves went on strike and they had to replace them with llamas?
PMcG No.6
01-03-2003, 10:03 AM
I think John Cleese and MIchael Palin would show up and sing songs about them in Spanish.
What if Shelly Duval, Shelly long, Bette Midler and Rhea Pearlman starred in a remake of Slumber Party Massacre?
The Claw
01-03-2003, 12:08 PM
I'd rip my eyes out and my dick would go limp forever, Bette Middler is evil.
What if... James Earl Jones played Michael Myers for Halloween 9.
james earl jones = cnn guy if anyones wondering.
PMcG No.6
01-03-2003, 12:57 PM
I think he would get confused as to who he is playing and start reciting Darth Vader lines.
What if Warwick Davis was cast as Freddy Krueger?
The Claw
01-03-2003, 03:19 PM
The NOES movies would be so much cooler. He'd have to jump up to slash the peoples faces. that would kick ass.
What if POLICE ACADEMY crossed with FRIDAY THE 13TH?
PMcG No.6
01-03-2003, 03:46 PM
I think Hightower and Tackleberry would join forces to take Jason out. Or could they?
What if Richard Lynch was cast as Freddy and Richard Keil as Jason in Freddy Vs Jason?
bowieee
01-16-2003, 06:12 PM
they would have cast a couple of dicks.
What if the rating board said all fake blood had to be bright blue from now on.
mattjk_17
01-16-2003, 07:08 PM
I'd get out an axe and hack all their asses to bits, that or hire a hitman.
What if George Lucas were hired to direct the next Halloween movie?
bowieee
01-16-2003, 10:00 PM
Michael would be kicking some serious ass in an X wing. *cues Darth Vader voice*
Laurie I am your brother...........
What if Richard Simmons and Billy Blanks were in a haunted house film together?
Hardcore Horror
01-17-2003, 02:07 AM
The title would be Super Gay!!
And one and two, and whoops it went up my ass!
What if......
Micheal Jackson was in Re-animator?
steve-dejected
01-17-2003, 10:39 AM
he'd just moonwalk across the screen every now and then for no reason.
what if jello biafra was in dead alive
bowieee
01-17-2003, 10:10 PM
He would be singing Dead Zombies Fuck off.. while flipping them the bird and hacking them to pieces.
What if Zombies enjoyed peacefully sniffing flowers rather than eat human brains?
Tagia_Romero
02-11-2003, 04:26 AM
Then it would be a kid's movie.
What if Carpenter made a movie that was a back story of the vampire Valek in "Vampires"?
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